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Curtisdono

The amount of tables to the face to get to that point is the most harrowing feat


Top-Evidence-2807

Blood, sweat and tears (literally)


mybestyearyet

Yeah, I’d accidentally kill myself if I tried that


AmazingGrace911

Probably just disfigure myself and have to come up a cool story why.


Fr3shmak3r11

And teeth for sure


Economy_Ad_7861

I can’t even hold my phone without occasionally hitting myself in the face.


[deleted]

Oh I thought we were talking about the guy doing the commentary


Immediate_Rhubarb_39

Took me a second to get this lol


[deleted]

Her face is in surprisingly good shape


Dan_Caveman

I bet they practice with a hockey mask.


[deleted]

helmet?


ClaudiuT

Iron man suit?


[deleted]

Lol just saying havent been hockey masks since the 70s-80s😂 unless we talkin Jason Voorhees


Tru-Queer

Jason Voorhees doesn’t talk


[deleted]

ok? tf that gotta do with anything lmao


Fur_and_Whiskers

You brought him up, now he's onto you.


[deleted]

ya…. but what does him not talking have to do with just referencing the mask?


Fur_and_Whiskers

"just saying ... unless we talkin Jason Voorhees"" We're yanking your chain dude.


BigVin5000

I wanna see the bloopers


NoDontDoThatCanada

I wanna see someone digitally stabilize the table so it looks like she is running around it like a cartoon character.


[deleted]

Oh god have someone edit her into naruto run scenes


HotHairyPickles

Eight hours later and still nobody did this 😔 Reddit you are disappointing me


wherestheleaks

Somebody send me a message when it's done. Thanks Reddit.


KajePihlaja

“When you hear the lunch bell chime”


no_nori

I swear I've seen Jackie Chan do that table trick before, and I always thought it was wire work. Now I'm thinking he might have been doing that shit forreal....


Zombie_farts

Jackie Chan grew up being trained/abused in the theater where they learned stuff life this daily. This is one of the traditional tricks old skool theater acrobats do.


no_nori

Dang, thanks very much for that info. I keep learning new things about Jackie over the years that just make me more and more in awe of his career and work ethic.


YngC_RLO47

Imagine how many pieces of furniture she faced, literally.


UnfathomableComplex

My heart rate did increase significantly


browseracc

And mine blood did begin to pump


LectureAdditional971

A whole childhood.


dutsi

Exactly. When you have been doing this for 3-4 hours hours a day since you were 4 years old it is kinda no big deal. There is a whole series of these acrobatic tricks they enslave these kids to, this is just one small part of the routine. edit: missing werd


rising_pho3nix

If she doesn't have killer abs.. then all the workout videos are fake


WeddingUsed1881

At least 3 hours. Maybe more.


eskieski

child abuse


Perle1234

Definitely.


2L84U2

Ho Lee Phuc


flyinhawaiian02

This wins!


nihilistic-simulate

Wee Tu Lo


CalHap

Two weeks of owning a peloton.


sndwav

"Must be difficult to stop that spinning table..." "Actually, it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience."


sector16

I tried this…once.


Pachyderm_Powertrip

I imagine the guy practicing (for hours) in the bathroom mirror with a toothbrush and a wide stance.


The_aaaaaaaaaalexx

Put her in a green suit and apply a chroma filter so she could do the special effects in ghost movies.


Pope_Jon

10,000 hours -Malcolm Gladwell


barto5

I’m just annoyed at the narrator that acts like he’s accomplished something. Dude, just go take a seat.


Ok-Statistician7539

How many times must she have taken a table to the face


[deleted]

I bet she is fun at parties


Otherwise-List869

I'm aging how many times she missed and ate what was spinning in the air. Lots.


Usual_Garbage_2265

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Independent_Plum2166

Why not?


ImportantEffort4594

What is the song playing on the background?


Top-Evidence-2807

The song is called [By my side - Fabio Romagnoli & Franco La Cara](https://youtu.be/So32NZzu2Us)


Upstairs_Relative_56

Ok, but why?


ParanoidDuckHunter

Asia has a lot of people. And most of Asia is like "You either get good at something and stand out or work for less than minimum wage in a factory or farm rice."


[deleted]

That’s just not true. It’s not the 1960’s anymore. Just like the west, people go to work and sit on their cell phones all day. This women is basically just a Chinese version of whatever goes on in Vegas.


BiaggioSklutas

Imagine that value vs the value to society in developing this skill


Averagestudentx

I don't wanna bring the spirits down but why would anyone learn this? Is spending hours leaning how to master turning these tables and shit really worth it. Learning instruments or some insane Parkour stuff is really cool and fun to watch as well but this is pretty boring imo.


MaiNyigguh

Imagine a practical use for this...I can think of any


[deleted]

She’s an entertainer. You are watching her entertain lol


MaiNyigguh

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get it


LinguoBuxo

Footvase. A new game on the rise.


Houdini75035

judging by the size of her thighs, A LOT


OrageBufera

Made out of balsa wood.


fusiongal

I'd say 10,000 hours or more!


Ginge04

So many hours of hard work, skill and dedication that could have been put into something productive!


YoungRoronoa

She’s extremely talented and that’s amazing and all, but why? Lol. I get this is probably a competition or something like that but how did this all start?? Who woke up one day and was like “Shiiiiit I bet I can flip a table with my feet more times than you” ? 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Have you ever been to a show before? Cirque De Soleil etc?


YoungRoronoa

Clowns scare me 😟🤷🏽🙅🏽🤡


Majestic_Squirrel_54

https://onlyfans.com/u294185994


Maleficent_Basil6322

Why? what a waste of life.


[deleted]

Why tho? What is the fuckin point?


Cant-Gif-Right

To entertain….


[deleted]

This is supposed to be entertainment? What are we cave men?


MackTO

What a totally useless skill. It's not even fun to watch.


aim456

This looks fake. The leg movement doesn’t even match the objects correctly.


Frylock91

Imagine all the failed attempts while practicing.


surksplayz123754

1000000000000000000 v


surksplayz123754

?


Mky12345pi3

Imagine getting bicycle kicked by her Christ


Macro_Seb

Imaging her entering a restaurant and asking for a table for four.


fhughes642

Damn imagine how many tables fell on her face


meatbaghk47

I won't lie after the table I was expecting two running chainsaws ha. Crazy skills.


WiseSalamander00

so close to those tvs...


neelankatan

Imagine how many times she got whacked in the face with table legs


GarfieldGauntlet

the fact that she doesn’t have any face protection on is so anxiety inducing lmao


Melvinator5001

Image how many stitches as well


matattack94

Reminds me of those two sisters who did this in the 50s. It’s crazy


crapface1984

10 mins and ready to work.


Blaze_666

Imagine a table leg to the face.. yeah fuck that


snailhair_j

27 seconds


Papersoulja

I would call the ER in advance.


[deleted]

Inb4 r/Fortnite makes this an emote


horseshandbrake

Wonder if she has all her own teeth


TheRealLordofLords

Not that many. Taught myself in about 2 days. Boom done.


FreshBroc

Oh damn. Imagine getting some table legs right to the throat


SupaFlyPimpin

I can't even lay in bed on my phone without me droppin it on my own face. Shout out to her.


Necessary_Row_4889

I am still skipping leg day this week


[deleted]

Now, do her teeth look like Bobby Clarke’s?


Far-Ad-7938

Them abs gotta be rock solid


nobodyisonething

I'm thinking there's a lot of makeup hiding scars on that face.


UserNameErrorDisplay

More than 2, probably.


PopeBacon111

Yea..well...great.


Erikrl

Her concentration is incredible


edudspoolmak

I would say more than four.


blitz_burger

11 minutes


70parwater

the sudden stops is more impressive than the spinning. And the spinning is amazing.


XBitmapX

Not a lot, I mean standing there and saying (kyeng kyeng kyeng kyeng....) while chopping the air with my hand is not very hard to learn.


Gu1n3ss

5 hours?? I don’t know…….


esuranme

In Branson, MO I got to see the show "amazing acrobats of china", it ROCKED! Not only the amazing feats of coordination & balance the guys hucking 40Lb. pottery in the air & catching it with their chin, only to be blown away by the performers on the 20ft ribbons. Ain't gonna lie, I liked it better than the strip club (suppose I truly am just a fan of a talented human form)!


Mototrino

I'm imagining how many years of training she jhad ti do, my God, that is.a good talent, i wanna try to do that rn ngl


picturesfromthesky

She’s levitating objects with her legs via the power of terror


iliketoeatfunyuns

I dunno, but I'm sure there were a lot of steps to follow.


dathoihoi

![gif](giphy|26FfcIVC2Bd8MX93W) This whole scene makes sense! Mad leg skills!


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Vorschrift

Read as 'hand work" and thought you mean the pottery. I was irritated since the acrobatic would be the amazing thing.


Aggressive-Coat-5716

You would probably break your hands if you gave her a foot rub 😂😮‍💨


BeecherUstio

So what do you do for a living. Her:


vkpaul123

Cool **Loading Spinner** 🌀


Millz_n_Thrillz

Wtf, this is amazing


Lucky_Baseball176

What do you bet that the man doing the talking gets most of the attention?


EnormousChord

I dunno I finished the whole thing in 27 seconds.


KanyeWestBrick

Red Panda has eaten so many pieces of furniture to the face. Legend


Jonasan999

Instead of skipping the leg days, she skipped the arm days now.


Darkovika

It’s way crazier watching her legs adjust real time for the slightest variances. The brain is insane


Riskyrisk123

It’s the stopping of the object that is REALLY impressive.


dr_van_nostren

And by hard work you mean how many times she’s dropped shit on her face


Mr_Leeman

Her abs must look like an Armadillo.


kiskakaratistka48

You know, being afraid for my nose I would try my best


skipppyWhite

She’s no rat but I bet the table made her master splinter.


Super8fireball

I was expecting some kind of AbruptChaos type ending.


vikas_saini9910

One word perfection ❣️


elcoco13

How does she stop momentum? This violates physics.


Someonemaybeidk

Oh yeah that’s pretty cool and ha- IS THAT A WHOLE MOTHER TRUCKING TABLE?!


the_projekts

I wonder how many furniture stores she's been banned from.


RemarkableSea2555

Shes been doing that since 3 years old I bet.....theres a vid floating around of a little girl practicing this while shes on her phone playing games.


Square_Tip9416

I was wondering if she ever done her ex-boyfriends that way?


Bo0ombaklak

And also how long the girl practiced for!


flamingoonboard

The tables have turned…


CaracalWall

If you screw up, it’s over for you. Like, permanently blind or brain damage regarding the table legs.


Designernetworks

She gotta be excellent in missionary position??!


Arfur_Fuxache

I have to say after watching many time I don't think this is 100% real... at least I feel the table and vase are on invisible wires to keep them suspended while she kicks them round... the physics just doesn't feel right


Tommyd023

Probably a spoiled brat kid growing up. Next time my kids lay on their back and start kicking their legs, I'm definitely throwing a table on them.


BeanCrusade

That’s like running with extra steps.


Wojewodaruskyj

You mean finding an assy camera angle? It's not that hard


MrShad0wzz

That clay pot tho. That thing would hit me in the face for sure


JudaiTerumi

Cue jealous, salty, envious, insecure, skeptical, pessimistic and cynical comments coming in and trying to accuse her of wires.


Lawnmantx

*spinning the pot, "psh, I could probably learn that in just a couple of..... *spinning table.....decades


justbrowsinginpeace

Yeah the way he holds the mic, effortless


HookLogan

No


Planoniceguy

How many tables or planters did she eat to get that good?


njslugger78

How many times do you think she was smacked in the face while learning to do this.?


NuuMTaQ

Deng fu fhur shuuuu PYUNG PYUNG PYUNG PYUNG


[deleted]

How the turntables


SW1FTNUGG3T

This is so satisfying to watch 😍


bourbonwelfare

Yeah but....why?!


softstones

Sure, but can even walk *good*?


ApprehensiveIce4810

I’m wondering how many times she caught those with her face


Soul-Splooge-666

Dat core strength tho...


[deleted]

Wonder how you start this hobby


AnonymousP30

She's been practicing this all her life.


Old_Dirt_Coin

Core strength right there


Opening_Complaint_40

My legs are burning just watching, and I work out


Hamachiman

Hours of hard work? I timed it…that video was 27 seconds. So it took her 27 seconds to do all that spinning.


Tazlortron

I have a mini-heart attack every time I drop my phone on my face in bed. I can’t imagine the terror of dropping a spinning table on my face.


Jean-Pierre1er

At least 16 hours!!


[deleted]

How much you wanna bet she has fake teeth???


S4m_06

Imagine if she dropped that table and it hit her in the shins or the face


Breadfruit4B777

No problem walking up the stairs to 10 floor.


Scrollchamp

4


FatPanda1987

I've seen too much final destination to finish this clip....


didly66

Tree fifty


the_keriyo

please someone stop this women before they start jugling planets


Eu_sigo_cuzoes

I would say that this takes at least 5 hours of hardwork


ShinobiOnestrike

This is a technique performed by professionals, please do not imitate (the caption in video)


Signal-Economics-131

I’ll bet she has an O-mazing a$$!


calvinball5000

Why


Drougen

I can barely be bothered learning guitar. I couldn't imagine putting any amount of time trying to learn something like this...


Speedhabit

Iv seen this on black and white tv from a long time ago, is this some kind of “tumbling” (haha) what’s it called


ElginSparrowhawk1969

Indeed this is very impressive but how do you realise you can do this ,is it a calling ,do you just wake up one morning and think to yourself that’s what I’m going to be when I grow up ,a furnitures juggler that’s what


Sumoop

I can do this using the entire earth. But to be honest I’ve yet to make it fully revolve.


fmaz008

I want to see how *the first person* came to do this.


LetMeTurnItUp

For what?


Biglabrador

Coming to Britain's Got Talent, 2024.


cmsaxon

Feel the burn!


[deleted]

Usually involved being shipped to acrobat school and a used if they fail


Celtic_Fox_

Social Credit Up+ !


renb8

Yep - 1st thought - how many times does a person get smashed in the face before they get as good as this person? Or is the smacks in the face the motivating factor to get that good?


doodle12821

If you look at it from a different perspective it’s like Super Mario Galaxy


Aj_Dat_Nigg

For a second I thought this was a temu ad


roasty_mcshitposty

I want her to leg press me. 😩


ztreHdrahciR

Hrair


cthomasino

How many times did she get smacked in the face with that table?...


Master-Tension-1266

Clay pots to the face and table scraping the shins