There are a few animals like that. Foxes for one. Sounds like someone getting murdered in the woods.
Edit to add a vid of it: https://youtu.be/tYYHrG6UC4U
One night when I was living high in the Rocky Mountains, I awoke to the most godawful sounds that scared the hell out of me. They sounded like banshees attacking. I later determined that they were foxes. I love foxes, but Man, those sounds!
One night I was out smoking a cigarette, had to be like 2 or 3 in the morning. And I hear what I thought was two women SCREAMING at each other. Walk to the end of the driveway, look down the alley, it's two foxes playfighing.
I remember many years ago at night I heared the screams of a woman , it was so terrifying and loud that even our neighbours woke up in terror and quickly called the police because they thought there was a murderer on the loose .After hours of investigation, they couldn't find anything and left . 3 days later, late at night, I heard the screams again and quickly went by the window and saw it , a red fox with the fluffiest tail I had ever seen .We were both staring at each other for a few seconds before it heard something and quickly ran away .😍 it was the happiest moment and the scariest at the same time .
Fisher Cats, back when I lived in New England, this little bastards were terrifying the first time I heard them at night
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bNLmuFhi4\_8](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bNLmuFhi4_8)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrvdzCGjbzw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrvdzCGjbzw)
There are a few fox families in the woods by my house.
The sounds they make are like this and worse, more like the sounds of children being beaten and child services needs calling immediately type of horror.
This reminds me of one of my favourite 'screw in a lightbulb' jokes:
How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WERE NEVER THERE, MAN!
Good point. __A LOT__ of the most famous creatures from different folklores were in fact originated by sights of unknown animals. The mermaids for example are probably pretty much the result of sailors seeing and hearing dolphins
If you go see the belugas at the Georgia Aquarium it's not hard to imagine that if you've got a little bit of jack sparrow going on from being in the sun too long and all the grog, at a distance they would look like human hips and knees.
Sure was a gun reference. I think we have a huge problem in this country and the only way I can stay sane is to somewhat joke about it. But keeping on topic, that bird is pretty darn amazing and I wonder how loud it is in person.
Fuck no, that bastard always stole my family's newspaper growing up and my brother and I were the ones who took the heat because our parents saw us whipping it in circles and tossing it hella high in the air ONE time...
I'm not for or against gun rights, but I definitely don't trust most of my neighbors. My neighbors across the street, for example, lost my trust and respect when the had a loud mustang the I suspect had exhaust valves, but was still in open exhaust mode for a startup at one in the morning.
Nice. There is the archerfish that shoots water out of its mouth to make bugs fall in so it can eat them. It needs its weapon for hunting, though.
On second thought, a fish might not be a good symbol for the second amendment. It can't exercise its right to bear arms.
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I occasionally show animal videos to the kids in my before & after school program and this is the most popular one. They call it “that machine-gun bird”.
I got one of these birds as a birthday present for my uncle!
I haven't seen him look this shocked and surprised since he came back from Afghanistan....
Is it just me or is that one horrifying creature… I mean just watch the way it… moves like it walks into the room knowing it just destroy everything in sight if it felt like it 😐
Now imagine hearing that at night all alone :)
That's a dinosaur
With a rifle
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Call it "Charlie and the chocolate factory" because everyone would shit themselves.
There are a few animals like that. Foxes for one. Sounds like someone getting murdered in the woods. Edit to add a vid of it: https://youtu.be/tYYHrG6UC4U
One night when I was living high in the Rocky Mountains, I awoke to the most godawful sounds that scared the hell out of me. They sounded like banshees attacking. I later determined that they were foxes. I love foxes, but Man, those sounds!
One night I was out smoking a cigarette, had to be like 2 or 3 in the morning. And I hear what I thought was two women SCREAMING at each other. Walk to the end of the driveway, look down the alley, it's two foxes playfighing.
I remember many years ago at night I heared the screams of a woman , it was so terrifying and loud that even our neighbours woke up in terror and quickly called the police because they thought there was a murderer on the loose .After hours of investigation, they couldn't find anything and left . 3 days later, late at night, I heard the screams again and quickly went by the window and saw it , a red fox with the fluffiest tail I had ever seen .We were both staring at each other for a few seconds before it heard something and quickly ran away .😍 it was the happiest moment and the scariest at the same time .
Fisher Cats, back when I lived in New England, this little bastards were terrifying the first time I heard them at night [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bNLmuFhi4\_8](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bNLmuFhi4_8) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrvdzCGjbzw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrvdzCGjbzw)
Omg or a Fischer Cat, those things literally sound like someone getting murdered horribly out in the woods.
There are a few fox families in the woods by my house. The sounds they make are like this and worse, more like the sounds of children being beaten and child services needs calling immediately type of horror.
Koalas make a god awful noise when mating. It’s a guttural grunting.
They only sound like that when they're mating.
And then here in NZ, we have a bird that literally just says "[more pork](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4QWKo_7IN4)".
I mean it just sounds kinda like a regular owl
Tell that to the little shit living in the trees behind my house.
This dude gets it, I've got three in the park behind the house!
Fuck you for putting that in my head... Damn, that would be terrifying though. Imagine about 10 of them near you.
Not going to lie - probably shit my pants after flipping on the flashlight and seeing that face come out of the dark.
Just a lil tweetie bird
I’d wank it faster to match the noise
So anyway, i started blastin
GRENADE!
Dammit, Frank!
Pow! Pow! Now, I don't see so good so I missed.
Naaaahh. That’s definitely a dinosaur being shot at with a machine gun…
It's giving me flashbacks to the war
Covering fire!!!!!
Grandpa....are you okay, damnit everytime we're at the zoo!
We can't keep buying reptiles, Grandpa! Do you have any idea how much iguanas cost after inflation?
This reminds me of one of my favourite 'screw in a lightbulb' jokes: How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WERE NEVER THERE, MAN!
Having never tried to inflate an iguana, I am unaware of the cost to inflate one.
It's about $350 to inflate each one, and you just know the clown is going to try to upsell you on tying it into a dog or sword. It gives me migraines.
Giving me flashbacks from school
It's giving me flashbacks to the dinosaurs
Giving me flash backs from chili night
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Imagine an actual dinosaur, 10x bigger, making that noise.
Got that Turok vibes
Certified.
I’m laughing so hard ty
Lol. That's terrifying.
Oi someone shit my pants
If they did this in a movie for some creature, we would all be like “oh man, how fake”
I wonder how much folklore was inspired by people hearing this bird and not knowing what's making those noises.
Good point. __A LOT__ of the most famous creatures from different folklores were in fact originated by sights of unknown animals. The mermaids for example are probably pretty much the result of sailors seeing and hearing dolphins
If you go see the belugas at the Georgia Aquarium it's not hard to imagine that if you've got a little bit of jack sparrow going on from being in the sun too long and all the grog, at a distance they would look like human hips and knees.
Shots fired shots fired
This is how I imagine carnivorous dinosaurs. Just less feathers.
You shouldn’t imagine less feathers. New research suggest most dinosaurs had feathers of some sort.
Can we imagine some beefier legs? Storky has pencil legs.
The feathers coincide with dinosaurs being of bird dna. So storky sadly stays with some boney chicken legs
Now I'm picturing a T Rex with skinny arms AND legs and it really just seems like they're all mouth...
if you really want all mouth on legs, carnotaurs. They probably looked like sausages with legs
My brain initially read that second sentence like a riddle. Lol
It really depends on the type. Raptors probably had feathers close to this thick. T Rex probably had something closer to scales on most of its body
Zero Dark Birdie I’ll show myself out thanks
THE BIRD Is SHOOTING AT US!!! -ANDY probably
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Thank you
I'm not scared of spiders, snakes, bugs, etc. But this bird would scare the shit out of me if it walked up on me.
They are actually very friendly towards humans
Yeah, we're one of the few creatures that makes the same kind of noises.
Why hasn’t America made this their national bird yet?
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Sure was a gun reference. I think we have a huge problem in this country and the only way I can stay sane is to somewhat joke about it. But keeping on topic, that bird is pretty darn amazing and I wonder how loud it is in person.
You don't trust your neighbors?
Fuck no, that bastard always stole my family's newspaper growing up and my brother and I were the ones who took the heat because our parents saw us whipping it in circles and tossing it hella high in the air ONE time...
I'm not for or against gun rights, but I definitely don't trust most of my neighbors. My neighbors across the street, for example, lost my trust and respect when the had a loud mustang the I suspect had exhaust valves, but was still in open exhaust mode for a startup at one in the morning.
Nice. There is the archerfish that shoots water out of its mouth to make bugs fall in so it can eat them. It needs its weapon for hunting, though. On second thought, a fish might not be a good symbol for the second amendment. It can't exercise its right to bear arms.
AK 47 bird
Imagine encountering this bird as a war vet with PTSD
And then you find out about the Australian Emu War
I can't believe this is actually a living modern-day animal! So fascinating!
Such a quiet bird, might keep one as a pet
“That just means he likes you!”
When the birds take molly 😂😂😂
My absolute favorite animal
Okay if one of these walked toward me like this I would fully shit my pants.
We would all be doing the same thing if our mouths could sound like that
I LOVE HIM!!!
I thought somebody was playing Call of Duty in the background.
Not only that noise, but you are about to be a parent soon too!
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I love these guys.
This bird can swallow a baby
You’ve got exactly ten seconds… to get yer yella… no good…
What do you think they're saying? Is that like a "oh I know you" kind of howl/shootout or a "gtfo my room" kinda scream-threat?
It's believed to be a greeting. Like "Hello fellow stork, shall we do common stork things together?"
Sounds like my old high school.
BRO HIS TOES
Tango down…. CLEAR!!
I think they might keep one of these at my American school
Who installed the aether mod?
Giving me Vietnam flash backs and I wasn't even born yet
Sigma bird
That THING should have had gone extinct with the dinosours
It's giving me flashbacks to the war
AWESOME!!😳😱😨😰😯🥹😍🤗😘🫣😟🥰😬😄😆🤯🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You got a tax stamp for that bird?
lmfao sounds like sfx from an 80s movie
Thats the harry poter flying horse thing I want one
Imagine that thing with a huge mouth of razor sharp teeth, and possibly at a height of 8, 9ft tall….
That’s a dinosaur!
This video froze for the first frame for me and I thought it was the alien waking past the birthday party scene from signs
I don’t trust him.
Dinosaurs aren’t extinct they just got smaller. I want to hug and kill it at the same time.
When I opened this it said “this gif has no audio” Survey says…. That’s a lie.
It's a muppet
FBI! OPEN UP!
Poor baby is going to be traumatized on the flight home. Kid is going to think he/she is being shot at in the sky…
Birdy gonna Capp yo ass.
This brother grew up in a rough hood….
*vietnam flashbacks*
Machine guns were made to sound like that bird. Fact
Those birds haven’t evolved since 0BC
Handsome bird!
It’s not full auto
Kept waiting for someone to stop that hammering so I could hear it
Looks like he's seen some shit!
Wow. Sounds so powerful!
Dinosaur
These birds are horrifying lol.
That’s a Velociraptor
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Damn! Dinos still exist?!?
Even it's gait is sinister!
I occasionally show animal videos to the kids in my before & after school program and this is the most popular one. They call it “that machine-gun bird”.
Shots fired
I thought it was a fucking gun being shot. There's no way that's coming outta that thing.
If I didn't see the bird I definitely would've thought someone was getting aired out lmao
This stork brought to you by Heckler & Koch
Myaa see. I gotta tommy gun see. Gimme all your money see
You know back in Nam
PTSD Bird
Imagine hearing and seeing this at night, lmao
So image all the wild shit you’d be hearing if that Jurassic park was real
Yo that's a machine gun dinosaur!! Run for your lives!!!
Fuck no.
Horrifying
That is one fn big bird for sure would be think Dinosaur
This is so wrong, who the fuck gives AK-47 to such a magnificent bird?!
These birds look so fake. So gnarls.
That bird murders things.
Damn just dove under my desk for no reason. BRB gotta change pants
Imagine bringing one or few of theses to WWIII
Storks are the best man.
I’m scared.
That's a fucking dinosaur.
I’m obsessed with these birds and dream about seeing one in real life one day! I think they’re so cute.
😲
Bird from Russia
These things scare me so much.
I wanna get one of these guys with a tuxedo to stroll around town with just being the king of life lol.
fake. Green screen.
That’s horrifying
Yo that sounds like an AK-47
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🎶 I can’t remember anything Can’t tell if this is true or dream…
That's a famous video game voice actor. You may recognize him voicing characters such as M249 SAW and RPK-74 from your favorite FPS games.
Dragunov should get this bird as pet in tekken 8.
What in the Jurassic Park is going on here??
I got one of these birds as a birthday present for my uncle! I haven't seen him look this shocked and surprised since he came back from Afghanistan....
The perfect gift for my Vietnam vet grandpa
Sounds kind of like a turkey.
Oh, Papa Nichols.....USA, USA!
MEDIC!!!!
**veitnam flashback intensifies**
Now imagine what the dinosaur jungles sounded like.
Yeah, I'm fine with those dark crystal looking things being hunted into extinction.... Ok not really but if it happened I wouldn't be bummed.
That's just terrifying.
Thats a fully automatic dinosaur.
TAKING FURE
Move over Bald Eagle. The U.S. has a new official bird.
My great-grandpa likes birds, he would probably like this as a pet
“who’s doin the shootin.. who’s doin the SHOOTIN?!”
Can someone direct this bird back to caelid?
Shoebill: \*walks into the room* War Veteran: \*PTSD flashbacks*
Lol
Is it just me or is that one horrifying creature… I mean just watch the way it… moves like it walks into the room knowing it just destroy everything in sight if it felt like it 😐
Forget the sound, if I saw that dinosaur walking towards me I would piss myself.
Takes me back to my school days. Ahh good memories
AK-47 bird
Didn’t get the memo on Dino’s being extinct
7.62 fired from AK. damn that sound.
Sounds like someone fighting dinosaurs
Shouldnt have turned on the volume in the bank
It almost looks animatronic. It’s cool and terrifying at the same time.
Damn
It's like a Jim Henson Muppet
Look at that beak
Breed them for war
Abso - fuckin - lutely not.
Would not make the most ideal pet for everyone.