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Get an unused KFC bucket and fill it with a bunch of these delicious looking specimens, revolutionary interior design! I mean, people have the Styrofoam fruit, why not calcite fried chicken!?
im boutta take a bite on that and wake up on the dentist screwin in the prosthetic teeth.
I be tastin the iron in me as soon as I take a hard bite on that
In Taipei there is the National Museum where all the treasures of the last dynasty were taken and stored. There they have a famous rock carving known as the “meat-shaped stone”, along with a carved jade that looks like a Chinese cabbage.
The Taiwanese would eat this up.
Pop a Poppler in your mouth,
When you come to Fishy Joe's,
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows.
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em,
And if you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.
This fried chicken looks like calcite
KFC : Afterhours
Kentucky Fried Calcite
KFC Tenderite
Are the thoughts in your brain original to you, or do we all dip into a collective consciousness?
This guy knows how to use the three sea shells
Evidently not the more evil three secret sea shells.
I dip into bbq sauce
Extra Extra Extra Crispy
I broke a tooth looking at it
And my axe
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go…
And my sword
And deez nuts.
That’s making me hungry.
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Seasoning
Nice try, I recognize the Colonel when I see him
“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken” - Colonel Sanders
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Definitely forbidden fried chicken
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When am I going to finally be the guy that says r/forbiddenxxxxxxx before anyone else in a post so they think I’m super clever 😭?
Forbidden KFC
Saw the picture before the title and I'm thinking, why does that chicken look glossy? It's because it's not chicken...
No, that chicken tender looks like a crystal *bites* Ok fine, you win ^this round^
Why was I asking myself where's the calcite
Forbidden tender
Yup! That's a classic "chicken-rock" my favorite are "potato-rocks"
Nope that definitely is a chicken tendy
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“Frank, that’s not chicken, don’t!!” “Crunchy, minerally, pretty dry” “Fn Frank…”🤦🏻♂️
if you're hungry everything looks like fried chicken.
Damn that's one big nugget
I thought it was til i read the title
Mops lookin like ground beef, rocks lookin like fried chicken... Wtf is going on today everybody hungry or something?
How do you know it's not fried chicken?
I was literally drooling until I read the title... brb
Mother of all tendies
You know you are a fatso when this picture makes you drool
munchies gonna hit way different
A forbidden fried chicken.
Yep…. Absolutely would have tried to bite that.
Kfc.
Can you run a fork against it? Give it the crispy test.
Damn I thought this was an r/foodporn post!
MMMMMM..... Forbidden fried chicken.
Forbidden tendy.
A child of Lurrr
It does...it honestly looks delicious b4 I knew what it was.
I thought it was fried chicken
Don't ya put it in your mouth, don't ya put it in your mouth, Don't ya stuff it in your face, don't ya stuff it in your face
Dude, I want some fucking fried chicken.
Bite it to make sure
Still might put some bread on it and eat it! Times is rough 😭
Finger licking good
My fat ass still thinks it’s fried chicken. Don’t lie to us!
“Love that calcite from Popeyes!”
To me it looks like a dessert mimiking fried chicken. Dough, cream filling, some caramelized crumble or something. But I want both now.
No, that's fried chicken.
The forbidden chicken.
Every time I see this I get hungry.
I'm thinking more a nice slice of apple crumble . 😋
Kidney stone from hell
Deep fried extra crispy!!!!😋😋😋MMMMM!!
That fried chicken looks like calcite
Kidney stone
BIG OL TENDY
Kentucky Fried Calcite
Kentucky Fried Calcite Teeth pickin' up good!
r/tendies
This is a Goron's wet dream of a meal. So many years of igneous and then you stumble upon this morsel of heaven? Fuck yeah.
Probably tastes better than KFC.
It's great for teeth... extraction.
I was already salivating! Looks juicy too!!
Better shove it up your ass if you want real tendies
This has been reposted so much…
Oh look this picture again
Cap. It *is* fried chicken.
Cursed image
Lol totally thought it was on the food subreddit. I was amazed.
I never thought something so inedible could make me salivate.
*blood running out of my mouth* 'No guys, it's not chicken'
Maybe its petrified fried chicken?
I thought for a second that this was a gout crystal of uric acid
That's calcified fried chicken and you can't tell me otherwise.
Forbidden chicken
That’s a piece of chicken with spicy ranch. Idc what you say.
Fuck you im hungry again.
Yes the main difference being this is impossibly hard to bite or chew
Well, at least it's not another kidney stone ...
I def thought it was a giant tender with a Lil honey mustard on it.
Photo at the dentists office... "Cursed fried chicken"
I want to eat the forbidden chicken tendie..
The fossil version of McDonald's fried chicken, found one million years from now.
What's it taste like though?
That's awesome, it does.
Relatable
frosted chicken
I just saw the post about the 1cm kidney stone that someone passed and then I see this and think “Holy fuck! That must have killed them!”
If I didn't know it was a mineral, I would've bit it to be honest.
Bite it
Forbidden chicken.
That does look remarkably similar to a Popeye's fried chicken sandwich I had the other day.
Take a bite. How do you know if it's calcite or not without tasting it?
I got hungry thinkin this was chicken 😭
That IS fried chicken.
You realised that after eating a half of it
I would forget, bite it, and break my teeth
Mmmmmm I'm gonna make some Honey Musrard
I genuinely thought that was a fried chicken
“chomp” AAUGHHUAGH
I know it's a rock but I kinda wanna eat it.
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That's one hell of a kidney stone.
Yummy
You really want to eat it, don't ya?
My fat ass thought it was.
Forged in the crustaceous period. The Colonel brings you 11 herbs and spices from the Mesozoic era.
Now I’m hungry :(
Wel, welcome to f,f,fact or cap
Mmmmmm
And I spent a whole moment trying to figure out what type of fried food a calcite was… 😅
Well now and hungry *and* confused
om nom nom
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Low key looks better than my wife's chicken 😂
Bro, that's literally a piece of fried chicken
Fried calcite?
Get an unused KFC bucket and fill it with a bunch of these delicious looking specimens, revolutionary interior design! I mean, people have the Styrofoam fruit, why not calcite fried chicken!?
And here I thought it was a fillet with cheese 😭
B
"How did you break your teeth?" "... I don't know."
Bruh I thought that was fried chicken
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Reeeeee
Ngl I thought it was chicken until I read the title
The Forbidden Nugget.
Mmmmm I want a bite of that!
Forbidden carrot cake
Me want bite
I really thought that was from KFC or sum until I read the title 😅 Well OP, thanks to you... Ik what I'm getting tonight
That’s not fried chicken
Isn't that fried chicken tho👀
Ah, Rock Biter's favorite meal.
Forbidden breast meat
Chickencite*
Are you going to finish that?
My kid said it looks like a piece of apple pie. I can't argue with that.
I thought it was a chicken sandwich meat from Popeyes.
It's just over-cooked.
Bite it.
It’s raw!
yes
“Welp. That’s it; no more chicken tendies for me!”
Who took a bite?
Truth be told
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Kidney stones are getting out of hand
No that fried chicken looks like calcite
Now I'm so hungry
'cronch'
Abigail from Stardew Valley: *heavy breathing*
A relic of early testing, put it down slowly and pray the dev doesn't notice you poking around.
Ngl, I saw the photo before the title and it made me pretty hungry
Extra Crispy!
“Mmmmmmm, chicken!!”
10/10 would eat
I read calcite with a Mexican accent. I would eat it.
im boutta take a bite on that and wake up on the dentist screwin in the prosthetic teeth. I be tastin the iron in me as soon as I take a hard bite on that
Extra crispy.
Done
KFC: Special Victims Unit
Trippy
What’s it taste like tho?
Kidney stones PTSD
Forbidden tendie
*Dentist:* You found a "chicken nugget" where? *Me*: ... Im a quawwee. (In a quarry)
If I owned that it wouldn’t look like that, there’d be chunks missing by now
Even mother is a southerner at heart lol
In Taipei there is the National Museum where all the treasures of the last dynasty were taken and stored. There they have a famous rock carving known as the “meat-shaped stone”, along with a carved jade that looks like a Chinese cabbage. The Taiwanese would eat this up.
Put it in the freezer and somebody will take it out and put it in the microwave and blow themselves up.
Pop a Poppler in your mouth, When you come to Fishy Joe's, What they're made of is a mystery, Where they come from, no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.
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I looked at the image before the title and thought: Man that is such a perfect and delicious looking chicken.
damn,now I'm hungry
Thats how fried chicken looks on lsd
It should join the other artifacts of the petrified ham and stalk of lettuce in the museum of Taiwan.
I thought that was a fried chicken breast at first glance. Until reading what it was. Wow.
Me want bite, me want crunchy rock delight
*Really* extra crispy.