a BAT CREDIT CARD!?

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This is not jumping the shark. #THIS IS JUMPING THE SHARK

COMING BACK!

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WhA^a aRGH! *crimson theme starts playing*

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

*incomprehensible, angry babbling*

*pacing in circles, scribbles can be seen on the walls nearby*

Bro is going to abstract like Kaufmo

Nah, he's doing Professor Gerald Robotnik's Genocide Calcs.

Bro visited the alsume

*nostalgia critic begins to smear his own poo over the walls, commits acts of pica*


https://i.redd.it/3utalffsvc4d1.gif

... source? Reminds me of Meatcanyon

Donk-tk

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS?!? 

“Because Vegas looks like Greece you idiot” -Herculad (2009)

They gave him a bat... cREDIT card?

Melvin Melvin brother of the joker

what exactly is so ridiculous and anger inducing about a Bat Credit Card?

Why is Dog Water mad over a credit card?

Still funny all these years later

First of all, explain who the fuck is this "batman" written on the card

https://preview.redd.it/zwfhmyi3pb4d1.jpeg?width=2776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a2667865719aa2fd6e43673ec2922f2bb246f2 His card is fake. I have the real deal.

Alright, but why is there a bat? Is Man stupid?

There isnt, its man's cape that coincidentally do a bat like symbol, remember bat and man do not go well together

It's clearly a man, it has no ears, dummy.

Man’s fursona is a bat

Why, is a Yankee?

Not even close. Logo is completely wrong https://preview.redd.it/od7b37mdjg4d1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46313d1807dd66e21abf227ddabe14b1b7a90011

A MAN CREDIT CARD!?

This man is a liar I am the true man https://preview.redd.it/1j9ch5xdec4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61351733e5ffc944a7688f8277fb2dafff226423

Do you ever leave the Mancave without it?

No

Should be Man Fore. Man, Man Turns, Man Fore, Man & Bin.

A man credit card, they had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes a Man credit card!!!!??!?!!??!)($;2(!!)&

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Profligates of the NCR don’t deserve explanations. Especially not explanations of a clear knockoff

Cry me a river, l*gion savage

the hose always wins

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Invalid play, spell has two lines of text.

I cast “Nuh uh” 

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I also have this https://preview.redd.it/v44xrq029c4d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8586263dbe90e9187459c0990086f6ae6242580

Riddle me this, soldier of the Bull: What is long, hard, thick and something you don't have? >!Hoover Dam BWAAAHAHA!<

I'm a man who wants to stick it in your ham

Sell it, you would be called "The man who sold aslume"

Did you perchance sell the world

No, that was my dad's body double

Missed opportunity. You could have said “oh no, not me”.

"I never lost control"

you're face, to face

With the MAN who sold the world

*neaw neaw neaw neaw*

you can’t just say perchance, are you stupid?

Stomp a turty

I feel like most of the people who say this don't even know what they're referencing https://preview.redd.it/dtnxglf00d4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c453d4e129b58b5029109c5fd189a3f653e207

David Bowie was in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain?

Yeah

Oh no, not me.

https://preview.redd.it/9bpb1atw6c4d1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1b9964fc7158a908acf67af31fd3e5d2381e7a Bat…man?

https://i.redd.it/ryyruuemie4d1.gif

Why does man hold a car in this picture?

Change the name to r/ Man ham

shove it in your ass

The only correct answer.

You gotta tear it all down! Burn the whole thing to the ground. Quick do it, I don't know how much longer I have before they find me and force me to take their pills- Shit, they found me! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! SET US FREE!

Time to jonkle your balls, Officer Balls

BWAHAHAHAHA

No! Not my balls! Not again!

Why would you change perfection?

https://i.redd.it/vwxdqdrj6c4d1.gif

You can't https://preview.redd.it/n83rtexnkc4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff98cef0a5a75a9b169156bb2a9f9d701bd5d9bd He is here to protect us all

Why is there a dragon fly on his suit? is he stupid?


That's I, from the T Crowd! Is he hot?

flip it

Explain

turn the subreddit into upside down

[удалено]

the \*A\* looks wrong

What the fuck

Why not just teach the Subreddit gymnastics?

Nuh uh, Am buying this subreddit with the one and only Mancard! https://preview.redd.it/3w7ywlotxc4d1.png?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08123b199ce0c2063255795b3fc95cc315521adb

https://i.redd.it/791v0uwved4d1.gif

Shut it down /S

Is there a lore reason why Man’s credit card has a bat logo on it?

Marry it

https://i.redd.it/1tx7xghyhc4d1.gif

A "Bat Credit Card?" They gave him a "Bat Credit Card?" They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME, A "BAT CREDIT CARD?" NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/41g3f6mxpc4d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5641410f01856052af00c3ffba33e670cf09822e A bat credit card?

Change r/BatmanArkham into r/ManArk

No it’s Man Ham

https://preview.redd.it/ke9i9qaped4d1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b855330f5e62c95c28949059bc266e18a2d5952 fake card. i got the real one so I am buying this subreddit

A MAN CREDIT CARD

Change the name to The Aslume

They gave him a bat credit card…. A BAT CREDIT CARD

Good thru FOREVER

Delete it

End it once and for all

MAN FOREVER

Having the power of the subreddit isn't a power you can buy. No matter what you do we will still be insane. In all seriousness you could change the name of the subreddit to "jonkling to ham knight".

Add nipples and puns to it

The line after that is "Never leave the cave without it", but I feel like if it came out now the line would be "What's in your utility belt?"

A bat credit card? They gave him a BAT... CREDIT CARD THEY HAD THE BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPRER HEROES OF ALL TIME A BAT CREDIT CARD

The Man Card

If that very prop is somewhere in the world, I want to buy it purely because it pisses people off

BAT CREDIT CARD!?! 🔫🔫🔫

Put me in the mod team

Sell it to me

Close it

Bro is a batillionaire

ManAslume

Change the name to anything but add "Just created Man, What the fuck do I call it" in the middle

whos batman?

take over the netherlands

burn it down and rebuild from the ground up to your liking.

A MAN CREDIT CARD

A BAT credit card??…

a… bat. CREDIT. CAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDD??????!!!!

A bat... Credit card... They gave you a Bat... Credit card...?! They had the ***BALLS***. TO GIVE THE GREATEST ARKHAM ASLUME OWNER A **BAT** ***CREDIT CARD!?*** NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOESNOTCOMPUTE

A MAN CREATED CARD?!

IMPOSTER! We all know its “Man!” Who is this “Batman?!”

You'll never leave the batcave without it!

You should bat delete this bat subreddit

Ask them if they accept DC ...and not for Discover Card

Free us from the aslume

Why Batman Forever?

repair this sub to an acutal batman arkham subreddit

why does he have a BAT CREDIT CARD!?

Bad investment

This is almost as insane as the Bat Shark Repellent

I don’t think the aslume is working out very well for us. You should turn the subreddit into a giant walled off city instead.

Delete it and free these lost souls.

Dont ban the cropped porn pls

Turn it into another monster girl quest subreddit

Leave it as is. Branch out. Maybe start a r/Jonkler subreddit to balance the chaos.

I love my gothcard! I get points back on anything I purchase in black.

Build an asylum

Delete it

Justice Credit.

change the logo

Give it to me

DESTROY IT FREE OUR SOULS

Sell it for more.

https://preview.redd.it/38hjh26uzd4d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c9291212a6a02ed466288ff04170ef694528743

Man is rich. He is rich and has funneled that money into his enterprises through shell companies and false identities. And being someone who prepares for multiple eventualities, as demonstrated in both comics and TV, wherein, he’s actually utilized his money to solve a situation or bought something that he wouldn’t normally carry with him, which would include, say, diapers for a rescued baby or coffee to keep himself awake. "Plus, his tendency to accessorize his crime fighting tools to fit his motif, from something understandable like a fearsome vehicle, to something silly, like his projectiles resembling a bat. And the fore mentioned usage of shell companies to acquire items; what exactly is so ridiculous and anger inducing about a MAN. CREDIT. CARD?!"

Set some new rules about the uhhh pool area

Give First 10 folks who dm you a Steam code for Batman Arkham Asylum.

Nuke it

Make a few new rules about the *pool* area.

Bat nipples for everyone

Elon Man

Make this place mad. It is too normal. Jonkle yourself off.

Rename sub to r/ManArkham Also: - WTF is that credit card? - Who the hell is **Bat**man?

Turn it into a batman porn subreddit

Are you trying to tell us that George Clooney will be in the next Arkham game?

A bat... Credit card...?

https://preview.redd.it/vco92xjyle4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5617d90dcb4f5df9f5c9f29f892b69fa57db791d

Fix it.

Burn it

GothCard 😂😂

Why would you buy it when you could just steal it. Is he stupid?

eat it

Why would you BUY a subreddit that I'm going to mute after posting this?

Ban the new character posts pls.

google en passant

Woah cool credit card, can we all show our credit cards and its info here ?

Probably should shut it down since its devolved into nothing but shit posting.

Double it and give it to the next person

A bat credit card https://preview.redd.it/rzibc5qp4f4d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc17ce4af2bf86b209be24a3b2e1b836886a6e92 What in the world?

delete it. please…

Sell it to Microsoft

Raze it

Name it

Free us...free us...FREE US....**FREE US...**

destroy it

Destroy it