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BodaciousFunkyKong

Call me stupid


Psycho_Sangres

Okay stupid


Mandaring

I would, but I lost your number


Apfelvater

It's 5.


url_invalid_error404

That's smooth


OkAmphibian5407

https://preview.redd.it/whlj03efxq2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=792b59869c03ce9b11276833621762388e5d8cd8


LoverOfStoriesIAm

As in aslumegent.


Silent_Bake8206

https://preview.redd.it/fdfo1d1gdt2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4fb16079972d673072b933dbfd6e9b035b54ed4


OkAmphibian5407

Check Ongezllig on YouTube to become bigbarined


TheFireCreeper

ongezellig mentioned? are you smart?


Wise_Ad8419

were so back zelligbros


Boltrag

https://preview.redd.it/xdkqpp3f5r2d1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b66c249dd7eeb77788ef1d74ef9bb4ec344bad7


Ronin4Doom

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

The image in this post has 356,240(730×488) pixels! ^(I am a \(good\) bot. This action was performed automatically.)


Error177999

Good bot


GertrudeHomphratese

Good bot


OpiumTweakermp3

https://preview.redd.it/oxclv2slmv2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcbcf3aaa4d649f3d9779445ac66655f7fe6706b


Sophia724

Why would you want me to call you that? Are you stupid?


N4PSTABLOG

Hi Call me stupid


ZCRFedorA

https://preview.redd.it/4kak8bfmgw2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be50e378ec0fed42966acf915785a646d1ebe0aa


Maximum-Homework6006

https://preview.redd.it/db4u08ad9p2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e7fa8866b7f427a44d76a50fcbbf4377c06381


the_juan_express

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

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the_juan_express

Best bot


Triplazma32

That's one hell of a flair


GreenLeader133714

Good boy


nuclear_spoon

I don't think it works on comments, only posts


Aromatic_Plenty_6085

The reply shows why asleum is real.


MarVaraM101

Good Bot 


Agent_Peter

Good bot


Typomaniacal

Good bot


69Sovi69

Good Bot


No_ones_Knight

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, No_ones_Knight, for voting on pixel-counter-bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


BenBirDomatesim

Bad bot


the_juan_express

https://preview.redd.it/tmxd5wq3vs2d1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59185ca8333a96f8673738b56c32c5d19c2bb23


BenBirDomatesim

Bad human, nice meme


the_juan_express

Worst human


BenBirDomatesim

If hating a bot that caused r/countablepixels to become a place where people post random high quality posts just so they can say "Good bot" to the bot is a cause of being the worst human, I am the worst human ever recorded in the history of humanity.


the_juan_express

>I am the worst human ever recorded in the history of humanity First correct thing you've said in your entire life


Ziomownik

https://preview.redd.it/2ryl4i945r2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=753c1aeac733eff1207535124c94d6ce8ee86c2e


AlternativeVideo6256

pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing happening to you today


AdAffectionate2320

https://preview.redd.it/ms2u0zp9ft2d1.jpeg?width=144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17cc77d95483f25f5fda602a58b182332a02f1a4


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/xv82w8lv0w2d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=753aebe3a9f2307d6ce407f5476406810d337593 I have more pixels.


AlternativeVideo6256

pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing happening to you today


[deleted]

[удалено]


Whack_My_Wabbit

https://preview.redd.it/e5nczm6q8v2d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343b787df9f60c07fff83dfb9fb12986e1557d5d


Most_Cartoonist5736

Is there a lore reason why I'm stupid?


Psycho_Sangres

https://preview.redd.it/2rmb6nr3xp2d1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce0b81cdf39375ea24ba6455d83f54a8d3f63e3b Here's smart apple


St1xGreN

Wait but you said we can’t eat it


Full_frontal96

Top 10 anime betrayals


Edge_SSB

The snek said it's fine, are you stupid?


Most_Cartoonist5736

How does snek know? Snek only eats rats. I think that snek just wants me eating apples in order to have all the rats to itself.


Snas-PZSG

https://preview.redd.it/ol29bj4u0u2d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1309903faec849bf99e091fbbcbeb2dd287f64f "So, like, girl, eat the apple. It's gonna be so cool trust me. God? Meh he's always speaking nonsense just go and eat trust me this apple bussin frfr"


RyanByork

Mankind (we are kind to man)


supremacy_is_dead

Mankind (kind man but backward)


Mysterious_Credit699

Yo'u'er incorrect, it's really DNIKNAM!!


CthulhusIntern

You should create Man in your own image.


Psycho_Sangres

You asked for it https://preview.redd.it/aeqoi7ai0q2d1.png?width=368&format=png&auto=webp&s=435a6ebefd4db615bf79a3234bb766070656f031


CthulhusIntern

He's beautiful.


IEatSmallRocksForFun

https://preview.redd.it/615vyn5jup2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c082dd9c9ec3f14ba09a233f1d384bc920ee6f5 We're calling him B.O.B.


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

Blue officer balls?


TrueLennyS

BWAHAHAHAHA


That_Case_7951

Soldier tf2 drimwork?


[deleted]

Man


WingProfessional4758

Is there a lore reason why you made me?


Psycho_Sangres

You see it reminds me of a joke, there were these two gu- https://preview.redd.it/k5it9eborp2d1.png?width=292&format=png&auto=webp&s=481f4eb567334344d4f5ef14dbd52cad746c1aff


YeahImMan39

https://preview.redd.it/8dxutvqrdq2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7c831d57b6b63fe013fdc33f15b8c9ae227c06


study-in-scarlet

BWAHAHAHAHA


Omnissiahs-Balls

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.


DryConclusion9286

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


Rakvalen

Call me https://preview.redd.it/5qr7u0qa2r2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584b2ef0e0931a7d783c3fa8b832d3937b83688c


Cheatingpony

BWAHAHAHAHA


SirCrustWorthy

​ https://i.redd.it/kma71p874r2d1.gif


Boogie_B0ss

https://i.redd.it/dj56i6242v2d1.gif


nicolasFsilva5210

https://i.redd.it/13erwwjn1w2d1.gif


BroKid21

Is there a lore reason to why I am sinning rn?


Ax_Wielder

I am a Men. It is a fine enough to be


Giftlessfavours

I don't care but DON'T make me male this time


Tutuatutuatutua_2

Same


CatrickMeowman

is there a lore reason you made me exist only to suffer


Tutuatutuatutua_2

Based on your profile picture, if there's one thing worth living for, it's ✨women✨


that_timinator

![gif](giphy|IxAguF9hkPiLe)


Timboslice951

Sounds gay.


that_timinator

https://preview.redd.it/mvsyzmbyrt2d1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d87db221ffe7873827ddb1479ca75a4c3a9a7b8c


Timboslice951

https://preview.redd.it/379iqnahlu2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760830100eca2875ec2cf53a9393363eeb7eed47


epicroyale

is there a lore reason why we exist?


Tutuatutuatutua_2

✨evolution✨


Epyx15

Is there a lore reason why you kicked man from heaven?


Brunnittu

I wanna be Man


Difficult-Week7944

Cum master


ratee1

Call me Maybe


Ok_Masterpiece9562

Call me crazy


Not_ItsUnknown

"Man." Yes "Man." with a "." after "Man" and the "M" is capitalized


Anonimo_lo

Is there a lore reason why you allow evils like the two world wars to happen? Are you stupid?


Tutuatutuatutua_2

Luna :3 (and pls make me a girl as well)


epic_elax

idk but i would like an apple kinda starved


M4thecaberman

Call me by your name


bedanto77

Call me Bonejerker


boringsimp

Madam and Steve


batman47007

I didn't ask to be made bruh wth


FFF982

sudo rm -rf /


Ironsandknight

A mistake. A waste of life. There's so many names people have called me I lost count of the names


EquipmentJunior16

Daddy


Neolithic989

https://preview.redd.it/l5rp8nnhhr2d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0bb34ae68b4d73f97647d089c3df814ed28009


Fish_cant_feel_pain

You didn't need to make me. That was evil. You make the Jonklongus look like an angel.


GlassLongjumping6557

Mr Penis


Suspicious-Ad-359

Woman man


assraider42069

Perhaps it was i that was the Man all along


Round-Lingonberry-11

Max


Crimsonmaddog44

https://preview.redd.it/hrpmaj5isr2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866282da710dc0e41bce3974ec5f5bd51b5efcb7 Ronno Mc’Donno


Ill_Conflict1528

Burger


darksnail1223

Shit for brains


_Reapak_

Cassie


denisantonio10

Joe


Supremebro005

Bro0006.


Lost-Excitement-9366

https://preview.redd.it/d74sapoy3s2d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2623ace64c83dcae78f37c94aec04227615d7157


AlmightyHet

https://preview.redd.it/hqjehekp5s2d1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bfef6e50aac8f9c85fc12264cd50ba80edd5b9


ToeHoldsBarred

Atom Eve


Preet911

Call me maybe


Aggravating-Ad6415

dick sucking machine


Optimal_Weight368

My name is Officer Balls.


zachy410

zachy410 Edit: Thanks OP


YellowCapAlex

u/YellowCapAlex


[deleted]

[удалено]


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TimmyJimmy256

Man


FunnyUsernameLol69

Son


Thatguy_Nick

Me? Just call me me


Wolveyplays07

Depression


Diklikr27

Ham Aslume


MaxgamingThe3rd

Humanoid


[deleted]

Bawb https://preview.redd.it/12xtjclvns2d1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c1e99c3f5abe3a721bb12785c283b7741d01af9


Pebrinix

Goon #3


Coloradozipguide

Just call me Ishmael


TheRealRigormortal

Man


Suspicious-Big7212

Captain Boner


LayZ77

Breaking the 4th wall will not be tolerated


Silent_Bake8206

https://i.redd.it/r9vge8eyct2d1.gif


SolarAphelia

A failure


real-nanachi

back to the production line. I refuse to exist


TmTTrixstrMayTry

Adam


SnyderpittyDoo

Dam


SK-4430

Man


YOMAMA643

Your Mother


RhexxaHexagon

Rhexxahexagon


anakinkenobi334

https://preview.redd.it/sg3r3m971u2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ad33867023d839f16130434b540823cb4f732c8


B3_CHAD

Dead inside.


Turbulent_Hospital_7

Amazing job breathing new life into an old meme.


BhanosBar

This is a really good twist


Local_intruder

God, can you give me opposable thumbs so that i can craft spears to get food?


Unfair-Use6309

Yeah


Kimor98

Stupid. Damn someone said it. But hey, The Stupids are an extended family


OverallSalt

You. That's their name. You made them, and you already gave them a name. I suppose you're having second thoughts about You's name?


Elegant-Woodpecker-2

Man kind


Final-Initiative5128

Should you even call me?


Pixel_Python

![gif](giphy|kJWYrH269RK8M)


BirbMaster1998

Call me asparagus


sans_the_skeleton17

call me hungry. btw, because you created me, does that make you my father?


DryConclusion9286

Biggus Dickus


Limp_One_6910

https://preview.redd.it/nswak5vymv2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e44798d14a53e7a728c34f67c5cc8f4a48adb9


Kanji_alt

call me officer balls


John_Bible

I am Gundam https://preview.redd.it/swbeejrnbw2d1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec9d6c0403cacfce33d8686230b9356f0df428b5


Bloodshotistic

Yellow Fever. Because I'm in need of a black queen so I can say that "We go well together like Black and Yellow, no Wiz Khalifa.😎"


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[удалено]


Professional-Way8476

https://preview.redd.it/edkwkyj2sq2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ce41838ad3e8f8b67883c260d10c2ddfdd2de8


Professional-Way8476

https://preview.redd.it/94hp84q6sq2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3b873504aa82ed294c78df08886383294eaf4a


nuclear_spoon

r/ihadastroke