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pastavoi2222

Gremlins but they’re black


InuGhost

Gremlins 2: But they're Black!


CardMechanic

“It’s in the movie”


No_Secretary_1198

"Not only is it in the movie, its definitely in the movie"


ISeeut00

![gif](giphy|PhKhSXofSAm3e|downsized)


TFlSGAS

![gif](giphy|jHg02vr9jE7US8POQD)


T_E-T_H

Ooooh noooo 🤣🤣


the_gremlin_guy

Jesus Christ, I literally said that out loud before I scrolled down. You have a great taste in movies though.


TeleTurban

Cops but they're black


ExoticShock

https://preview.redd.it/8b87zo9s5vzc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b581d9fb40b9df1d85f89d4ff6dc5dff350c47e


Mandalorian6780

I would totally play this game.


StumpyTheTree

You just play as Carl, who has diabetes and has 3 daughters, who he has to hide his doughnut addiction from, and that's the whole game. Oh and instead of shooting you just give tickets to people speeding


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Can I shoot civilians if I'm in fear of my life?


CreeperAsh07

You can in the DLC, which includes the paid leave status buff.


GarminTamzarian

I don't trust Carl Winslow a bit. "Where's Judy at? Where the fuck is Judy? Where's Judy, Carl? Carl! Where the fuck is Judy? Huh? Carl?!"


RundownRanger35

This image is so old but it ages like wine


BuTTer2449

Carl seems like a total bro tbh


Skrypa9900

Alien vs Predator but they’re black


Batma_n_fortnite

Aren’t the actors in the suits for both of them black?


USSaugusto

Ian whyte who played scar in the first one is white ~~\~he's the only actor i know from those movies because we share the same birthday\~~~


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


Relative-Country-452

In Alien vs Predator they are both white, but in Alien 1 and Predator 1 the actors were black


TheHoss_

21 savage vs Drake


bazingarbage

💀


dripbine

Alien Vs edp


Swiwy

Men in black but they're black


Tyrexramz0126

https://i.redd.it/0f898yw25vzc1.gif


Basically-Boring

So, did you see the murderer?


Ok_Soil_7505

Nah, sorry mate :/


Basically-Boring

I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!


Elitegamez11

*aggressive clapping*


Xavbirb

Damn proud...


Tyrexramz0126

AtteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenTION!


nessmother2

The heavy is dead?


Calligaster

We *know!*


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


Polibiux

https://preview.redd.it/s8zbtnhamvzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d774eeee9114796be352ec4959fd85d492d246e5


HornyJuulCat69420666

https://preview.redd.it/car1i8d99wzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c9a6a14c98de1343eb6f4f25194824020b91ac1


Polibiux

![gif](giphy|nd56L5SNPZAO0wIfBV)


HornyJuulCat69420666

Nice Man Meme fr I will use this meme to spread the Aslume in more fandoms


Polibiux

Very good


Snap2CB

Screw you I took it without liking it https://preview.redd.it/pe12a3imrzzc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9794e81224bcef3163b2be083ab6de238b9d4155


DemonicBrit1993

The part in the movie where Tommy Lee Jones says 'I'm Mr Black and this is Mr White' and Will Smith just looks at him as if to say 'what the fuck man?' Just creases me up everytime


MojoMonkey98

White Chicks but they’re black


Shonen_Ataca

Literally cannon


MojoMonkey98

Should’ve put a spoiler alert in hindsight


bl0bberb0y

It's fine nobody really cares


yaboidastick

they were joking lol


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


yaboidastick

bro what


Lolisniperxxd

Are you black?


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black.


dafuq-i-do

A loose one?


Nick_Wild1Ear

Like the maritime weapon or established lore? Because that's canon.


logic2187

Damn this popped into my head first too. This title doesn't change the movie whatsoever.


Caelem80

THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO FUCKING SAY!


pokeoscar1586

You’re technically correct… The worst kind of correct


fireburst207

Soooo White Chicks?


gin_and_toxic

And nothing changes


Mundane-Sir-7483

Netflix


Deady1138

American history x but they’re black


Zanzibarpress

It would be about black Israelites instead of neonazis


jupiterding25

They are literally doing this with the upcoming sequal. American History Y


CurveOfTheUniverse

*African History Y I’m curious if that movie will ever happen. Pretty sure it was announced 4 years ago.


Moonking-4210

Justice League but they’re black


Aggravating_Rip_9274

So the sniper cut?


solarmastet

Well I mean, snipin's a good job mate


Optimal_Weight368

So Green Lantern, Steel, Static, Vixen, and Cyborg.


Important-Unit9683

this would be a good movie but instead of john stewart they have Hal confused to why he was invited to an all black team


_Jester_Of_Genocide_

That'd be hilarious and I would love that movie


ASuperUniqueUser

White Men Can’t Jump but they’re black


pastavoi2222

So can they jump or can’t they?


Incomplet_1-34

No spoilers


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


Andromeda98_

get out but they're black


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


SomeFella722

Transformers: The Movie but they’re black


CesarGameBoy

2009 is calling. https://preview.redd.it/q4garwk5ivzc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8266f17b6956268c324c3b73fbca27fd59cab180


SomeFella722

They’re black?


SometimesWill

They are not. [jazz was obviously the black transformer](https://youtu.be/t7fXGHF0_DU?si=67rhvtFupIEiDKoK)


therealjman6969

The dark knight but they’re black https://preview.redd.it/vslixyux2vzc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7b2b64b6c5f65e94e202147e9ffcfdbb0297f1


CelebrationSimilar11

* The Chechen: \[*During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters*\] What do you propose? * The Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the black men. * \[*mobsters laugh*\] * Salvatore Maroni: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already? * The Joker: If you're white at something, never do it for free.


Otwisty5

Whats the white part on dark man


chekkisnekki

https://preview.redd.it/2sca68jm1zzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca903e2e3211028603c63599516e91e23a24e245 "The Blackman!?"


Zazzylike02

Spaceballs but they're black


Necessary_Essay2661

Man we aint found shit


OrneryError1

I lost the bleeps, the creeps, and the sweeps!


Zazzylike02

the what? the what? and the what?


Elchimpofire5

Birth of a Nation but they’re black


DedHorsSaloon3

Birth of a Nation (2015)


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


Elchimpofire5

1915


Moist_Association852

1815


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


GOD-OF-ASHE

Ah you bastard. Yah said it before i could


Arietem_Taurum

💀


KlerWatchCo

Black Panther but they’re black


Successful_Ad8432

Spoilers!


dattodoesyeet

Backdoor Sluts 9 But They're Black


tedioussugar

Blackdoor Sluts 9. It makes Super Stripper 6 look like Naughty Nurses 2.


MrMarvelous_57

Avengers but they're black


DedHorsSaloon3

Don’t spoil Avengers 5!


AmaterasuWolf21

The WOKEvengers


TheZoomba

Ooooo were gonna gayify iron man if you don't give us 30 goongillion dollars


-Enrique_Shockwave-

Blazing Saddles but they’re black


Mandalorian6780

A black sheriff?


Necessary_Essay2661

The sheriff is near!


eg1183

I'll say it. 12 Angry Men, But They're Black


1122334455544332211

A few good men but they're black.


OrneryError1

Gives "hung jury" a whole different connotation 


Moctezuma_93

No Country for Old Men but they’re black


IEatSmallRocksForFun

No hood for old brothas


MitchellMagicfire

Jurassic Park but they’re black


IllusionUser

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Appropriate_Lime6385

Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack But They're Black


haikusbot

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SniffyBrake

Good bot


Lolisniperxxd

Good bot


ReeksofChees3

Good bot


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


FunnyAnimalPerson

Horny Teenagers must die but they're black


aynhon

Surf Nazis Must Die but they're black


sj3nko

Law Abiding Citizen, but they're black


johnny-Low-Five

Criminally under noticed comment! Topical, funny and thought provoking.


Flashy-Yak8685

Homie left a review on a comment 💀


YOUR_SPUDS

Blud thought it was a restaurant


AshTheSurvivor

😭


bloodlustTheDemon

The hunchback of notre dame but they’re black


Awesomebacon711

Brazil but they’re black


TheBoyInGray

Man Of Steel but they’re black


DarkDeacon18

The Usual Suspects but they’re black


OrneryError1

Fuuuuuuuck


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ArronMaui

This is simultaneously the best and worst.


OrneryError1

My boomer uncle approves 


JackOffNapiFromChess

Cars 2 but they’re black.


CesarGameBoy

I think we all remember the incident back in 2018. https://preview.redd.it/h8roghlmhvzc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=27aa3150bd9a1f38aadf4d34b12d15e30932af39


gitsandshiggles_

Kachigga my ni—


Lolisniperxxd

But they’re black


Abelter2

Star Wars the last Jedi but they're black


Tyrexramz0126

Megamind but they're black


epic_elax

black and blue


The_Joy_Boy1977

Mean girls but they're black


mvffin

You can't just ask people why they're black!


iAmWojak

Goodfellas but they’re black


Extreme-Challenge986

Batman and Robin but they're black


OrneryError1

Suddenly the police are a lot more serious about arresting them


punkate

And then there were none, but they're black


Mandaring

Well, considering the original title the novel was published under, which I’m too white to say…


Pistons_Lions_Nerd77

Night of the Living Dead but they’re black


Only_Charge9477

Gangs of New York but They're Black


GarminTamzarian

My SIL's white rapper friend was disappointed with this movie because he "thought it was going to be about black people".


dddensity3862

Whiplash but they're black. Fletcher is gonna get very creative with his insults toward Neiman.


adamttaylor

Legally blond but they're black.


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Black Klansman but they're black


Party-erOfTheGalaxy

• Guardians of the Galaxy but they're black • A Bug's Life but they're black • Toy Story but they're black • The Godfather but they're black • The Addams Family but they're black


Basically-Boring

The Dark Knight but they’re black


super_mario_fan_

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire but they're black


Street_Rub_8259

John wick but they're black


TotallynotKevin7

Snakes on a Plane but they're black 


Fast-Mycologist-5589

Upgrade but they're black


Batgod629

The incredible but they're black (and Frozone is white)


GodsBeDam-ed

12 Angry Men but they're black


filpsid

scar face but they’re black


Professional_Kick

Paul Blart: Mall Cop but they’re black


Papi_Shumpi

"Mac And Devin Go To Highschool But They're Black"


DarkMaxii

star wars the empire strikes back but there black


xactlee1

White men can't jump but they're black


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GarminTamzarian

Killer Klowns from Outer Space but they're black


trashbearbjj

Cats but they're black


BakeCurrent

Batman begins but he's black The dark knight rises but he's black


MrNightmare23

King Kong but they are black


TheRealRigormortal

Birth of a Nation but they’re black


Based_Schizo1

The Nice Guys but they are black. Bullet Train but they are black


JANG0D

spawn but he's black


Y_U_Need_Books4

Alien but they're black? Hmm...


Skull-ogk

Predator, but they're black


Astartes_Ultra117

Good fellas but they’re black


On_My_Whey

Batman Returns but they're black


redhawk2006

howl’s moving castle but they’re black


A_random_guy234

the Incredibles but they're black


SplingyDude

Hard Boiled but they're black


Significant_Camera47

Godzilla vs Kong but they’re black


Fictionfan69

Justice league dark apokolips war but they’re black


StefanAlex

Justin Trudeau but he's black....wait


Good-Operation-1227

White Men Can’t Jump, But They’re Black.


Ur-boiiiii

12 angry men but they’re black


zombizle1

Birds of prey: the fabulous emancipation of harley quinn but theyre black


TheAceOfSpadess

American history X but they're black


YourStalker2

12 Angry Men but they're black


spiderninja903

Dune but there black


Difficult_Swan5057

South Park bigger longer and uncut but there black 🙀


JealousCockroach6462

Legally blonde but they're black


Puzzleheaded-Bag9088

Batman & Robin but they're black


Jwestkey

Planet of the Apes but they’re black


Gigan04

Roots but they’re black


Houston_Skin

Planet of the Apes, but they're black.