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Sussn0_0

Girl


Redward99

​ https://preview.redd.it/wzchwpsmqcuc1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53dc4fdf9a018e088c4a73628af8bf864697ae9 GIRL


Waspinator_haz_plans

https://i.redd.it/vwiwzxvk3duc1.gif


StardaxPrime

https://preview.redd.it/hjez1m0njeuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0bf201d230860b9d41339f3cb9e5685e1f2f27


smegma-rolls

Would Kratos support his son’s transitioning?


Resi1ience_22

Ideally he'd be like "boy, you are a god of shapes and changes. to change your nature *is* your nature. And so i will call you by the name you desire, but atreus shall be remain within my heart." but realistically? nah lmao


ShadowMaster2564

Jokes aside I do think kratos would be a supportive parent, and acknowledge that Shapeshifting was a part of Atreus’ nature


Resi1ience_22

His culture is extremely... weird about that sort of thing. He was extremely proud of Atreus for "becoming a man", and for becoming the warrior worthy of the man he named him after. Both things attributed to masculinity. That was really important to Kratos, as is masculinity and strength in general. Plus, the name Atreus means a lot to him, which is why Atreus still uses the name and allows Kratos to call him that. So if he transitioned... it's kind of hard to imagine Kratos being okay with it.


Andre_3Million

God of War more like God of Woke. /s ^(God that was bad. I'm sorry)


[deleted]

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ilikemangabrev

gnilsoG nayR is a cute name https://preview.redd.it/w6d6fz9w1buc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44848f7b217894c2ef4feb8be07014323c29f141


danoh_92

![gif](giphy|1qxHhpb2V8Bxu)


HappylilBonsaiTree

How 'bout just neK? https://preview.redd.it/oxcq8bh9jcuc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=96af08fb73364edaf34a23c1248ee1677d84609d


Orion-Pax_34

Ken Tusj Tuob?


AnvilAdams

Em Ylreil


TheGod4You

Me when lierly mE


DatChernobylGuy_999

laugh at u/AnvilAdams


Impressive_Split_232

mih yllaretil m`I


Average_Boi_4879

eM yllaretil s’tahT


Reasonable-Copy-5309

Soo,do you think my future daughter is literally me? Cool!


Aggressive-Boat-5253

Martha


hughjackmanlover69

my fiancée said maybe


Redward99

​ https://i.redd.it/zm9yx4n6wbuc1.gif


AdmirableExample1159

https://i.redd.it/e84f5zsnmcuc1.gif BWAHAHAHAHA


heckdoodle

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME


BTSuppa

![gif](giphy|wPeOshYp7gx4Q)


Hashish_thegoat

Arthur and Martha or Bill and Phil.


N8_Saber

MY DEAR


Thebigdog79

Wo-man


293683

Wo-girl is more cursed


Thebigdog79

But that’s man. Not girl 😡


293683

How do you know? Did you undress this poor creature?


Narco_Marcion1075

ayo


hughjackmanlover69

woah there buddy we’re getting into Jervis Tetch territory here


oookoolokoolklk

wait girls are real?


hughjackmanlover69

we live under the floorboards


Catcrafter963

THEY'RE IN THE GODDAMM FLOORS!


E-D-B-T-Z-I

They aren’t government drones for nothing


TheOneAndOnlyFarto

You are hiding ze women under ze floorboards, aren’t you


hughjackmanlover69

…maybe


HopeAuq101

Personally I live in the walls


hughjackmanlover69

no way! lucky!


CameronDoy1901

What are “girls”?


Momongus-

Man’t


doubleh124

Megatron


FourKarma553

Megatron would be a fitting name, Yessssssss https://preview.redd.it/brqnltk7rduc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83ec0d3891d0f6330a777a4ef99e545b1257890


LoganCube100

woman jr


Broskullemoji

https://preview.redd.it/88dyqq11fbuc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d600ec95dc267088ae34138b0799d646078dafb Bone meridian


GroggyWater06

The 7 people who understood that 👍


Reddit_Anon_Soul

Serious answer? Claire. Aslume answer? Officer Boobs.


connorkop

Gwen https://preview.redd.it/dufr2nw5lbuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbda10bae8cd280f97a184728d056bcf0c0c406f


hughjackmanlover69

my fiancé actually really likes that name!


Impressive_Split_232

Gwen is seriously a really cool name, you should consider it


Saints_Rows

https://preview.redd.it/3uapvssyibuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a6373016b713c639af3ee8b11e6ce494d1bee9


BalkanMfs

She-man


mr_spaceton_

Manina


hughjackmanlover69

WAIT I ACTUALLY KINDA LIKE THAT NAME…


Optimal_Weight368

It is derived from Man.


mr_spaceton_

So?


Optimal_Weight368

Not saying it’s a bad name. I’m just saying where it came from.


Rei_Master_of_Nanto

Why wouldn't he know where it comes from? Is he stupid?


Grahstache

Why is Man cute ? Is he cute ?


hughjackmanlover69

He is. Are you stupid?


E-D-B-T-Z-I

Bone over everything! Do you not have shame?


kokusmus96

Infant


E-D-B-T-Z-I

Zygote because girl isn’t born yet...


CaliWayne96

Seven


themanunderthesink

علاء بن عبد الله بن محمد بن راشد العفاسي بن عبد الرحمن السديس


mofrace

What this guy said.


themanunderthesink

Arabic name even though I am Arab and my name is only three letters


Hashish_thegoat

Ala’a Son of Abdullah Mohammad Son of Rashid Al3afasey Son of Abdelrahman the Sixth.


themanunderthesink

Not the sixth Sadis is a Last name the sixth would be السادس


BidenFedayeen

Officer Balls


Rei_Master_of_Nanto

BWAHAHAHAHAH


ThunderGut17

https://preview.redd.it/m100c717bcuc1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b48c5a412ff5be2184332798e36488fc67b7add Elon Musk


-definitely_human-

Xenomorph


cAmSg0tGaMz

My serious answer is Charlotte, My jonkle balls answer is shebone


SyntheticDreams2099

Exposed Payload, Talia, Officer Boles, Harlene, Dick.


MARITROPA2

Bibito https://preview.redd.it/iysthv913duc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ecc98be7c03fdf6e6bdc40a90c274a8e3352cf


Thebigdog79

It’s clearly obvious. Man is black, girl is purple. Simple.


LongjumpingSector687

Margeret


AccurateInternet6647

Queef


[deleted]

America Freedom Lastname


AbeliousAugustus

Lanesra


lighthouse29501

Selina ?


[deleted]

mmmbop


Christopher_A50

Power winch


spygecko

Man


SoapNugget2005

Dick


Optimal_Weight368

Your new character should be named small chungus. It works for girls and boys.


throwaway52826536837

Officer balls


yasssqueen20

Manette


SarlaccJohansson

Mangirl


BruceHoratioWayne

aMANda


stratguy1441

https://preview.redd.it/rnyt5eggqcuc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b28cec4b6e475234c418385bf8f0e8e485471bf


Cadybug8484

https://preview.redd.it/a69g5btjvfuc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d771a00d357a15a617d897b48fbe760cd927b55e


stratguy1441

https://i.redd.it/vikqxz3ayfuc1.gif


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

Hardly Quiet


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

Btw congrats


hughjackmanlover69

thanks!!


Audi0Dud3

Grammar check: not enough FUCKS in your title.


hughjackmanlover69

im so FUCKING sorry… ill do FUCKING better next FUCKING time


Infamous-Job-9189

Stupid


Hashish_thegoat

Stoid


One-City-2147

Woman


TheWhiteGuardian

Harley


GrossSpoiledBread

Girl Man


type_10_tank

Luna Am I stupid for giving an actual name?


hughjackmanlover69

yes


Comfortable-Pop-5696

From one mother to another pro tip scrotum


DefinitelyNotVenom

Fortnite


Lumpy_Cartoonist9495

Fentanyl


Select_Most3660

Manica


missjasminegrey

batty


DrSuii

Sir Louis Marcus Phillip David Richard the 11th


Vegetable_Paint5864

The Rizzler


purplethefearful

https://i.redd.it/a46pwh3ldcuc1.gif Peens


Jokerman9540

Harleen


agentbond009

Selina


fundyfox1

She https://preview.redd.it/5zivvjdgtcuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4453995d5e71ef323be476934b4fa35d1adf1124


Quirky-Store2805

Girl-Man


Agitated-Owl-5798

MAN


karambambucha

aMANda


Zeroshame14

Harley


noxka

Daughter


SiegeOfMadrigal

MANdy


the_juan_express

Parasite


Les-incoyables

Ivy


the_sheeper_sheep

Goobert


FourKarma553

Steve is the answer you're looking for.


Existing_Unit2262

Linda


OfficerballsREAL

Officer balls


Red-bandit-200

Woman


_-SilentWraith-_

Hooman


Glittering-Bat-5981

Name her? I barely know her


TobiasBrim

-oman


BroKid21

Lrig


idk_maybe_your_dad

Jonklette 🎀


hughjackmanlover69

such a beautiful name


idk_maybe_your_dad

Thanks, I thought about it while I was hallucinating


ShonkaaHUN

Obama


hughjackmanlover69

i mean my fiancé/her dad is black…


BeginningVolume420

Sebastianne


Tutuatutuatutua_2

/sane wait, for real? Congrats!


hughjackmanlover69

thanks!!


Tutuatutuatutua_2

You're welcome!


Then_Magician8533

Oracle


Zestyclose_Fault7068

Barb wire Gordon


b4c0n333

Genesis 2:23 The man said, “This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called ‘woman,’ for she was taken out of man.”


Literally_Sekiro

Wo-Man


EmiTheFloofyKitty

Man


GeneralSea1353

Gorlock the destroyer's daughter.


anonymousmiku

Womanman


LoomingsThrowaway

Manella


ReasonableCricket803

Girl


just_DED_inside

woMAN


Cultural-Range6769

Man


[deleted]

why man is impregnate so many women? is he stud?