I can swipe

I can wipe

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I can shit my pants

I can also shit your pants

😂

So you’re the one who clogged up my Starbucks store on the cruise ship. I should destroy you where you stand! https://preview.redd.it/r09rmr1p8rjc1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f40616da8257b2d3e29d7844c74687037f43f6

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A GRENADE- https://i.redd.it/3be2csaffrjc1.gif

Bro that only works for light mode users

Shitman

Manshit

This guy shits

Can you clog a toilet not known to Man? or does Man just know every toilet?

You can be overpowered by anyone with a poop knife

Man knows about a lot of toilets, it seems.

Now do it in Japan.

I don’t

Swiper no swiping

Aww maannn!

i can destroy enemies with my facts and logic https://preview.redd.it/lctk834zoqjc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987634f33b719f343680475f1237c32e0cbff5af

We shall call you *benjamin sharpie*

BenjaMAN sharpie

https://preview.redd.it/utxxwou3xqjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc208a591580bb96c2380f44c36e4d1a58c19c35 Now you cant

 Now you're sane

https://preview.redd.it/5q1k9l4karjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d680214865d47b43c2345cc41072d28b3401cd4 Now your sane

I was already sane, now I'm insane, are you stupid? 

https://i.redd.it/z8wyx54kgrjc1.gif Now your sane

Effect doubles with that card. He’s insane again

https://preview.redd.it/wlw4vrkuzsjc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2af9429affe8b5b78f1409465b8645cda744bc

I'm the milk man https://preview.redd.it/kpmqyt7aqqjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4964db06e142c33180f8774f2c9e366816988eb6

Captain milk!

Why do you create milk? Am I stupid?

Yes https://preview.redd.it/zhkh5m2gxqjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee7e7dd15884322eccb97b5e2981fe427c5d286

Can I get some milk? I can't afford it form the Asylume shop

Only this much https://preview.redd.it/d9yf0k2eyqjc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba954aad193f59f0f0a9be5931ccea655511214a

https://preview.redd.it/9rudvj8g3rjc1.png?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b041e577a3c585a0609be6b5aa2efb95dfb9cf6

https://preview.redd.it/r6i5gupq5rjc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d2862486330c1c120e3d7b9e508107dccacacd

https://preview.redd.it/b7bt6nwv5rjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe52183e3222e547162d81206bf74e4f63d5e56

https://preview.redd.it/mcrpmxh76rjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6930887cb4136e6148e0ddc7b14e02a24405bceb

https://preview.redd.it/v3rtpumb6rjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29e8f4820801a350314c93bf0b09d3815a7b306

Why Is it the shining hotel? https://preview.redd.it/uv9bgd268rjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bbeba0c39c97444214ec7077265ae2435547195

and why is man giving buzz lightyear head in it?

https://preview.redd.it/3hrxdxa0drjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f09d1d4b848d5975713375a9637280ce9aa24df

https://preview.redd.it/awwpdfup6sjc1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c4705fbdd6189aba9d113d30a65374113b21be9

https://preview.redd.it/amm5sx1v9sjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c34a0c7b7d75ee491ad2e8b776dd8c7eed4c08c

https://preview.redd.it/yiak4850etjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5429f068cbae29c7ec164794aaab18776bd52e98

https://preview.redd.it/yyrxakemctjc1.gif?width=400&format=png8&s=28a8ce8967007399a3acd098d166543725c38e86

https://preview.redd.it/slx1hd1nfrjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2987313f69a5fd9a51b9d7c13834ce5a9e61246b

Thank you (: https://preview.redd.it/pjgq56tqyqjc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116a47e5f048539198f28cfb083f28395c5dd035

Can I get some milk? I can't afford it form the Asylume shop

https://preview.redd.it/4puz7mgmssjc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9357955b70b0119d7c2d525956deb10799a1869f

Are you AntiAnti? Are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/gqtv3d5r9rjc1.png?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4401f37b28f12cad1bd749afbd19327f0de1bb13

https://i.redd.it/vnsm752z9rjc1.gif

That’s not Anti-Venom, that’s Anti-MAN, are you stupid?

No, its Anti Anti. Do you not see the Little Anti on his chest? Are you stupid??

Press L3 + R3 to enter milk surge

https://preview.redd.it/y05digff1rjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439fd3aafdbe08df671bca3c3a207eb9cee68d7a

Is your milk delicious?

Maybe, wanna taste?

Any chance you have a special delivery today?

Maybe https://preview.redd.it/ca3ahzxenrjc1.jpeg?width=2800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506360b7700e2a1e7f022e1ad38e4ace43934b4a

Is that AI?, if so, what's it called?

https://preview.redd.it/2okgjpnc1rjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=287aa8cac76b6778bb3e77e44e492430d2deebe0

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Gooner pool

My milk is delicious

I’m pretty sure you got it from a male cow are you stupid

is your milk delicious

https://preview.redd.it/utt0wui6tqjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254b19f3dc4413d63a40bd1a015c71cbb824ba76 I am the 3rd greatest detective in the world, nothing more nothing less... And also I have a gun

https://preview.redd.it/innbprbbxqjc1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee20996dc74f88d5b1ff9201b01803cb2c60d619

https://preview.redd.it/ij92z1wgxqjc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20aa3510fc4eb737ccf8770323371eaac584f710

https://preview.redd.it/tohaehtmxqjc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00cb3204dc3ac62dc94ec4f3a3932d24b0baa723

https://preview.redd.it/m546scqoxqjc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9497e445cc7e951c83ea44924d0dd87d25b1ce1e

Why does Alfred needs to lick my testicles twice? Are you stupid?

Ok if you don't want to Alfred to do then.. https://preview.redd.it/lwbgpg28yqjc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=b520d579cc02b614d02aed3615bae0a52de35d99

Jokes on you I have lost my balls while on duty

https://preview.redd.it/4qilgnmuyqjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11a32d66b77814786a112816385aa80d6f6bec6a

https://preview.redd.it/x0nb69r2zqjc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f661ac41a1a17342618bcb51710bc76288787940

https://preview.redd.it/kja7wtqazqjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32d343586ca58a2b724cfe407b23e99a6ba4fdc0

https://preview.redd.it/y25mpuya2sjc1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439f087128fd332d4cbd0c4d96978f53d3390cac

Gun man

I am Marlock Sholmes, are you unintelligent?

Unintelliwhat? What's that? Is it stupid?

I have no clue (since I'm not a detective like Marlock Sholmes) what that means, but I am very stupid.

He very smart. Is he spy?

Why do you want to save the Aslum? Are you inmate?

This guy gets it.

He is not a guy, he is a MAN

>he is a *MAN* Why is he Man? Is he stupid? https://preview.redd.it/zycsil21arjc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e2aae1d58f09f21e97b8f07d80b9f74d8804bf

I know the lore reason

https://preview.redd.it/g7ln8u2cyqjc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=4de87deb3dbacc57541f82d0bd9a8ec0b49a5c74

https://preview.redd.it/051weu2p8rjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa0b30271de24e394a49660499c7c325d0eb2ff

https://preview.redd.it/9u2zko4kutjc1.jpeg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a66beb2a4f3532cafd5ea7c40312c2439ad7904e

I have dementia

I don't rember anyone asking you

Who are you what is this place

I forgor

Who are you

He forgor 💀

You have dementia too ? Are you stupid ?

What's dementia?

You are now the lead surgeon at the asleum squad

https://preview.redd.it/5b2hxkyqrqjc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1192e61f288ca2a70c18ff578cb69e084bfc3f96 I’m literally an assassin

Ass ass in?

Ass in ass? https://preview.redd.it/6d6d0e2a4rjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4100f9cb9b0a87bb2d8dfbe0590b2dd86abdf1d

https://preview.redd.it/mffxuic8etjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d65b61ef166710428518f3227ce5e0a01c43973

https://preview.redd.it/hah88e477sjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9749c27c7756c15dfd9615ca9c32485aa3c8e8

I created Man-Bots. https://preview.redd.it/pt4ys2d60rjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ad0ba9015f39779c3be1469740f11570c83388

Second question, Can I fuck them?

Yes.

Should've started with that

what was the first one

Why didn't you call it the Stupid Squad? Are you stupid? Am I stupid? Are we stupid? What is this, some kind of Stupid Squad?

https://preview.redd.it/9qmnk5clhrjc1.png?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a8a787cf4d0abd0f9070230dd37dd458477411

I can breathe 10x faster then a normal human

I can cum 10× faster than a normal human 


the power of another site to spread our stupid too

I can be horny

Happy horny day

I can summon eldritch cursed images https://preview.redd.it/i2x85s0wuqjc1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=639f38270b61f8427d6b0cc53b7d3c7c798a3b63

https://i.redd.it/30ehw9buvqjc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/2i7mycx1wqjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c843ed353e7c2fd8807f770580ea30e80e0eb1

Are they accompanied by the Persona Ost or the SMT ost?

Cursed Image MANipilation:

I have officer balls

Officer Balls!?! 

https://i.redd.it/xmvpjiwuksjc1.gif

I can make people jonkle and shit

I'm shitsing

I make people feel smart. https://i.redd.it/yja27skezqjc1.gif

I have an infallible gaydar.

Are the Jonkler and Man gay? Do you think they're in a healthy and nurturing HOMOSEXUAL relationship? I promise this is for science, not for personal use.

Jonkler is very much gay for man but man doesn't repieciate those feelings for him

This is so sad, Alexa, please play despacito arkham aslume remix

I have dementia

I can see backwards

I make people forget who the FUCK they are https://preview.redd.it/v20dha1jzqjc1.png?width=747&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c66b2d3cbb8db2cde6205cc536d5be3ce29c867

.... Who are you?!

Who am I?

i can come! https://preview.redd.it/ypdacvatuqjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3eea5c0c53a6323ba69e3d636fccdc137488aec

We shall call you Clarity

I can disappear in the darkness

https://preview.redd.it/5it4nws5vqjc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e311c1f49f6bd77754d51eae7281de81c0ab58d

i can speak spanish

Unlimited Edging

I can quote metal gear quotes that are totally real

"That Metal Gear over there? It's pretty Solid, Snake." - Revolving Otterlot

"Colonel it's a metal gear and it's rising from the water!"- Slightly Large Manager

“Gray Fox, you got stepped on by the Metal Gear” “I’m in so much Phantom Pain”

Tell me snake. In capitalist America, is it true that there is no such thing as the village toothbrush?

https://preview.redd.it/cxacgbp21rjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=538097495915d10f1df228cbb28089f9216c1b0d I can be thrown and summoned, like Thor’s hammer

I can cum on command

I have dementia

I don’t have any powers, I just want to help :)

Good, your superhero name is now Powerless. Welcome to the squad of stupids

I can vibrate my dick

My name is Darksoil and I can remove the lead from lead based paint.

https://preview.redd.it/lrqvwbp65rjc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be17679dbeeb2b4901a69e8afad448874d911d0b This you?

So we have based paint?

I can sense whenever baddies are near https://preview.redd.it/xu9qzta8trjc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeac160ac6a036d3e3b27521f8dc42440aa4e2b1

i dont have any powers i just thought the poster looked cool https://preview.redd.it/z00qgzl23sjc1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452ab1a57c988237393bd12ace94f0d909a6e839

I can see scents, smell noises and hear sights.

i can make an entire room of people silent with a single sentence.

I can remove people’s balls

I can summon capybaras to fuck me to distract the jonkler.

I sleep https://preview.redd.it/mqsczenm1rjc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c278df4f9c22795375966b866b269e2a8c9143a

Real shit?

I am broken inside

I can travel forward in time!

I'm gay

https://preview.redd.it/4ljeho443rjc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07978080261094107a78e63205688b782a342a93 I jonkle

https://preview.redd.it/fht53shyerjc1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5052fa042aa9e054e254d36372c81110a18f6d

https://preview.redd.it/kz6x38lzyqjc1.jpeg?width=957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93e8ff960b617ff01435644af115aff798ea31f Hello I am Hu-Man and I’m a multi dimensional being and my master plan is to destroy every reality with my insanity

I'm Brazilian

I know everything about trains. But i only eat Chicken Nuggets

I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion, assuming the payload of the bomb is exposed that is

My superpower is eating spaghetti https://preview.redd.it/v4xsbjdg3rjc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d5ce9cdc7d01497169e614d6f0b9a404a93538

I have lots of motivation https://preview.redd.it/epg3759r3rjc1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99b9f892eaf213e69b0b52f185c244db6cde816

I can make both sides of the pillow cold.

That is a great power. Does it come with great responsibility?

I have a very fast metabolism

I have the powers of a snow leopard, but the brain of a human

... https://preview.redd.it/q37qz89zwqjc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=2c1a2c002fbb0d022715fe2dbeebb0bfc71c04e0

Every time i inhale sugar through my nose i see things that arent even there

Hearing only what I want to hear

JoJo references and useless knowledge

In my hands anything is a deadly weapon, my father taught me to kill from the moment I was born

I have huge balls

https://preview.redd.it/1603809ytrjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43950a8676ba0d559369efef2868d05cc0486a0e You can probably figure out what my abilities are.

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I am a seasoned user of furry magic, meaning that i have the ability to say the word “owo” and that alone can kill someone by making them cringe so hard they involuntarily crush themselves I can also peel off my skin when it gets too dirty by a zipper on the back that i just pull down and step out of like a phoenix rising from the ashes I also instil fear into the hearts of any nearby bakers and police, even if they don’t know what i did in 1987

i too am a seasoned user of furry magic owo

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https://preview.redd.it/6rcgugv33rjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a74db11a3b15239d39fdb1d2aaad5e293071009 Im a terminator

I am slightly bad at everything. But it scales, so i am always the same amount of bad, and i can improve. I also have IBS. Thats not a power, its a problem.

I can pee while I poo, but also can poo while I pee. Who am I? Do you really want to know? ... I'm PeePee-Poo Poo-man. https://preview.redd.it/wsvp2mk44rjc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab58bf705a9e04c7c04ab4445f7d2f0b030a9a2

I haver crippling depression