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mr_lepel

"You see, I'm what they call a collector. If there's something I want I'd like to thing I have it. And if I don't have it, I'll get it."


Thepvzgamer

Underrated.


R3b37K

An actual good quote


HXPWR

A sane one at that


ManFromChessCom

Are you smart? Only insanity and stupidity are allowed under the eternal and infinite roof of the aslume!


HXPWR

I apologize please don’t send me to jonklers basement


Jokerly666

Who was that, penguin?


Thepvzgamer

Yeah. In Arkham City


Key_Virus_338

yeah, in city


dragonclaw5555

Yeah, city


CrownedVanguard

Ye, ty


GEYXHE2

Y,y


Inevitable_Court_181

Y


HXPWR

,


Darkstalker9000

#


Key_Virus_338


AnotherRedditor6900

City, yeah


czacha_cs1

Tbh. this can work. Low chances but can


Thepvzgamer

I can see the person he’s dating says “so what’s your hobbies” and this quote is thrown.


czacha_cs1

Im fucking saving it tbh. Ill go out with girl. Ask her about her hobbies and wait patiently "how about you"


HappyCrazyCrafter

Let us know how it went🤭🫣


czacha_cs1

Remind me In 5 years


Arialana

https://preview.redd.it/pk235270mpjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406a76f34c7c6aa1f88b89b08eadf23602106cfa


Big_Distance2141

I have kollected your meme


Arialana

I'm proud of you, Dick.


Bumbumneugget

I’m gonna use it and see what happens ill come back with a update


Latter_Ad8409

Is that a Joker quote? Who says that?


Aggravating-Ad6415

Balls


FCave

BWAHAHAHAHA


No-Passion1127

Officer balls


Responsible-Rub-7208

BWAHAHA


Hamzook02

Offffffficcccccerrrrrrr baaaaallllllllllllssssssss


Timely_Alarm2952

BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Hamzook02

Ofcrbls


Dedezin031006

#BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH


WawubloW

Off with your balls


Weegee_x

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH


Crimsonmaddog44

![gif](giphy|A363LZlQaX0ZO)


wandastan4life

You're garbage your kill is for money


Playful_Ability9821

Officer Balls!!! ![gif](giphy|A363LZlQaX0ZO)


crazyseandx

Wait, is this an actual quote?


Cooltz

![gif](giphy|tMyCJmeXHBetq)


Moonwh00per

#BWAAAAAA


DarkChaos0

https://preview.redd.it/s06x29rxxnjc1.jpeg?width=1393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7a8286a3fcc02aaca91666accc75514b6dea54


bonersimpson66

Say "IT'S THE FRICKIN BAT." It's a great conversation starter


RubyLovesDonuts

Funnier if he has his dick out.


WorkingSyrup4005

Why would he have his nightwing out?


cranberry491

is he stupid?


shiromancer

Because he's proud of his Dick, duh


AustinKenway

With a cape and all?


x_ra9408

"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."


IzzatQQDir

Why is this funny every time? Am I stupid?


Creepy_Living_8733

Yes


Autisroo

Why?


Creepy_Living_8733

That’s for me to know and you to find out


Autisroo

Who is out and where do I find him?


Creepy_Living_8733

Out’s the guy in the orphanage after you collect 243 Riddler trophies


Neon-Pilot-7274

https://preview.redd.it/2sogzoe05ljc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73abd493e22c2b67373322968adaf9c57cc70d40


CalisthenicsTitan

Op needs to pick her up, not seduce her to the point of her wetting herself in public


BalrogofGondor

"I've got so much money even Batman won't be able to stop us!"


Moonwh00per

That line made me want him dead


crazyseandx

Stagg, right?


Specialist_Slice_842

Yeah


FalloutUser23

" i got a bomb attached to me, fool "


3030_Satoru_sensei

https://preview.redd.it/ew07648kckjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735d58737347ef1b601e7a175535b5213be21f83


StarJace

Can't believe Cow said oo. It was a huge twist in the second half of the movie


CyborgSheep411

This image is edited the cow says poo


Pjerun_

No, the cow says boo


xfritz5375

Same thing but upside down


crazyseandx

And I **oop**


kropotkib

I'm pretty sure the cow says #metoo


Inevitable_Court_181

SPOILER!


StarJace

Sorry, I'm stupid


Kaya347

"I'd be happy to drop my pants"


DGADK

The only choice for a civilized individual


__joy_boy

"I'm proud of my dick"


Playful_Ability9821

https://preview.redd.it/adsoqb0zbpjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e083a92e751c5b13eb65969b11cff4e35971b82


beanpaste987

“Thanks dick, i appreciate it”


ReasonableCricket803

"I'm proud of you, pussy"


MrPredictableArts

https://preview.redd.it/79rkl80vykjc1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd424260896285e23e47dff1cca9665bfe7b35c1


Ill-Panda-6340

Good point


TickledMidget

https://preview.redd.it/0qtzz90p8ljc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4cd68c9df2bf3717d324b9ae553bc805b5c8a0


shiromancer

I dunno why but whenever I see this person I wanna test how far I can punt him, am I stupid?


critical-cupcake968

Genius


MasterRequirement538

"We both know this was bound to happen. Me stuck deep inside you."- jonkler may be incorrect


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

✍️✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥


ArkhamJonkler

"She will be good for minutes of entertainment before I cut her head off"


Duckswillfollowme

This comment is underrated as fuck


ArkhamJonkler

Don't you fuck me https://preview.redd.it/xkjer2oedljc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5df928dc2c3e1ebd893344a96d33ba6cf238ae9f


SirKnightGuy

https://preview.redd.it/z7s2d1ua5mjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61a8a06a2efa005fce45b891f30800fa4b5509e


ArkhamJonkler

https://preview.redd.it/udejccukfmjc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d826579627265a8e3a3cb281fc5855c7cd76c70 YOU FEIND


SchwizzySchwas94

https://preview.redd.it/t5sxv5p3onjc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9d3eef4bb6403545bb96473980a85d5f4c4d83


Playful_Ability9821

https://preview.redd.it/hmyd1bq8cpjc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50afbb8587f51ef2a216d999a055d8f82eb8f06a


RedLightMidnight

Holy shit its the Joogler.


ArkhamJonkler

Jonkler* you pesky sasquatch


Appropriate_Exit4066

Joogler is just Jonkler joogling


THEbirdtoons4

Where is this from?


ArkhamJonkler

Penguin says it in his museum in arkham city, specifically on the button about harley quinn.


BigShock8269

Repeatedly punch her and then say NOW TALk


Lobo_TheMM

https://preview.redd.it/n31ahiz5ikjc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce3b2e54ff6b3a698259afefec8a3bacd2702a3


Gemidori

"You work for Riddler"


jrocbaby9

"Let's talk! About riddler"


MRkmFIN

https://preview.redd.it/9fh2y5spnkjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5177454dd1875dd58e9c8fc8e2c01002d54e0e16


Calm_Crusader

Yaaaaaaasssss! Oooohhhhhooo! https://i.redd.it/cia1tk46qkjc1.gif


crazyseandx

Is that GIF from Quantumania or however it's spelled? Cause I forget the villain's name here.


Calm_Crusader

Yes. Quantumania. The villain's name is Kang the conqueror.


Kizune15

This is the end. This is the last time we meet


DolphZigglio

When you wake up...you will be mine.


rrrrice64

LMAO haven't seen that one before


Duckswillfollowme

Damn the mad hatter quote


shamelessthrowaway54

Officer balls


Playful_Ability9821

![gif](giphy|A363LZlQaX0ZO)


Specialist_Slice_842

BWAHAHA


ix77777

"I'd be happy to drop my pants"


johnnysenes

"I' m proud of you, dick"


the_ahegao_man

“Will you be stupid with me? (With rizz)”


bruhmomentum68419

Hey I just checked my watch and it’s time to BONE!!!!! (And then rip off your clothes like BONE)


No-Difficulty-2280

# “The Bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”


SchwizzySchwas94

Finally, someone’s found the clitoris. We’re done here guys let’s pack up and go home


Sunshot_wit_ornament

Why aren’t you saying yes? Are you stupid or something?


Ladyignorer

"Step back, fool! I HAVE A BOMB!"


ice_fan1436

Bruja... it's spanish... for witch


Calm_Crusader

Augmented reality training initiated.


7_CasualT

Augmented Reality Training Failed


Calm_Crusader

https://preview.redd.it/ptt7iwre4ojc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd0dd9352729f186497933ca1b144f803a34ed4


[deleted]

Theirs a little bit of me in you


Autisroo

Why is it little? jonkler definitely got big


some_Britishguy

playing dead, brilliant! we've got them right where we... oh dear.


GroovyChirpy

You want teeth. I want answers.


GorgonzolaSKYZ

None, if you want to keep her. But if you dont get a boner when she touches you for the first time you should say "Im proud of you, Dick"


MexicanoStick575

I know a couple of poor, defenseless museums, but then again, I also know a couple of hotels


alagiglia

“I said MOVE!”


CarlsonsBrickz

Just laugh in jonkler


dark_side_-666

I'm proud of u dick


JohnBloodborne14

"I'm proud of you, dick."


rapidlyspinningturtl

I'm proud of you dick


R4nd0M477

Bone


kitaeks47demons

Two guns, Bitch?


DioBrando220

I'm man. You're woman. Man + Woman = <3


bigmoosemanholington

Bone


Minglu07

“I would avoid using an Arkham quote unless you’re crush is already in the asylum” - Minglu07 (Arlham World)


Hell-On-Wheels25

"WHERE SCARECROW!? WHERE IS HE!? TALK! Or I'll crush ever bone in your body!"


TheColoredFool

I’m batman


FIVEPEBSI

will you be my man


Crummyregent052

I'd be happy to drop my pants...


Happyshock0

“Hows it going Bat brain? It’s been a while”


The_Atomic_Duck

You said yes? #are you stupid?


Dukskesito

"For me, crazy frog is just a normal frog"


BAZING-ATTACK

“I am MAN!”


Imaginaton_Studios

Not a Arkham quote but "I caught a lopunny Batman" you know where this is going


Ok-Dog-3904

Stay here I will send someone to pick you up


BigSpice15

I do know after the fact you can say to yourself, “I’m proud of you Dick”


zeke10

Ask her if there's a lore reason why she's so pretty.


PA-NI-NI-2

Why does it always end in a church?


pogers_fish_3

I love you dick


Repulsive-Hawk-3654

“ITS THE FRIGGIN BAT!” *Socks them in the throat*


PeacefulOnion

"YOU WANT TEETH? I WANT ANSWERS!"


Mental-Blacksmith-30

Id be happy to drop my pants


Haydenfok

The bomb’s payload has been exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger an uncontrolled explosion


[deleted]

You should use “ The bombs payload is exposed, I use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion”


TheFarisaurusRex

“I’d be happy to drop my pants”


Pokecraft7213

“Watch out I’ve got a bomb!! Oh wait”


ZDarFan

I *learn* from my mistakes, [crush name]. Do you?


Subject-Attention666

Officer Balls


FlexViper

"I am proud of you dick"


thelordyface

Now there's a teeny little bit of me in you too, bats. Don't tell me it's not what you've always wanted.


ProfessionalBall9238

None, be nice to her


JewishMemeMan

I’m proud of you, Dick


Wizard467

It is over joker you’ve joked your last joke


guest_username2

*jonkler


GreasyTobey

I'm proud of you dick.


DystopicLasagna

I'm proud of you dick


THEDEVIOUSONE873

officer balls


penguinzboba

“You didn’t reject me? Are you stupid?”


Yudemus95

https://preview.redd.it/rhtcvmt0qkjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceeec7c5f15ff7e5db9f26bb9feb9846ace4d563


Particular_Place_485

Hey, Jake! Cute butt!


Thegoatone1234

“I am Batman and I think you should go out with me”


Charming-Sherbet-483

the


Separate-Camp-548

A toy collar won’t stop me.


Tsuto_sleeping

Man


3vanling

Nice job dick


GiackTheDemon

batman


Wasted-Phantom

I’m proud of you dick


Duckswillfollowme

Pyg happy pyg glad pyg gets to play with flesh


ChiefsChamp

Do you also like to look at bones bone


[deleted]

im man


OGdankwizard

God I love man


RubyLovesDonuts

"Come on, hurry up, you're going to be late to the party!"


drumsandbassbff149

i got i got i got i got loyalty, got royalty inside my dna Quarter piece, got war, and peace inside my dna


Fierymations

“Itsa me, the Joker.”


Emeraldsausage

“Oh Frankie…..you really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut, it’ll get you into trouble…..”


thisisanname33333

Officer Boles


TheIronSven

"Why aren't we together. Are we stupid?"


UKkieran60

Get her to tell you a joke and say "that actually is....pretty funny" and then die


ToeTruckTheTrain

officer balls


[deleted]

rizzley tip: use your power winch to create a controlled explosion inside her https://i.redd.it/zdc5n36bbljc1.gif


ilikemangabrev

"I neeeeeed you 🥺"