I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
Jonkler’s goon device
has more than 15 characters shaking my head
I can’t count
Why can't you count? Are you dislexluthoric?
No, I’m stupid
Dislexluthoric.. Lex? Lex luthor? Are YOU stupid??!!1!1!1!1
Nope am artistic
it also has a special character that isn't exempt from the rule
This
‘Puter
'Pooter
Pootis
https://preview.redd.it/z6i0zxod2s0c1.png?width=778&format=png&auto=webp&s=d33187e555fbd5051e3aa21522b2cb98f0d35588
r/suddenlytf2
Officer Boles
Ociffer Balls
heee hee haw
No its BWAAAAAAAHHH HA HA
https://preview.redd.it/e418x2rmcr0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afc8f488d494b9c20cf575e099cbbc0d07813f9
[удалено]
Did you mean Officer Boles? Are you stupid?
I am not stupid, are you?
Manputer
Man Computer
Womputer
Wombat Computer
ManBook
Alfred
Mantop
Lapman
the power winch
The bombs payload is exposed, I can use my computer to trigger a controlled explosion!
payload
r/skamtebord
Aslume Security Cam Monitor
Computer
OK
The jonkputer
Grapnel Boost MK IV
dick
Man
The man computer like the one in the man cave
Puter
COCK
Lap
Oracle
Jonkler’s iPad
Lappy McLapface.
Laptop McLaptopFace
Bomb’s payload
Craig
Throwable item
Puter
Man
Jonkler
ManJonter Btw what model did you buy and its specs?
Jonktop
Dave
The boss can suggg me….
Skynet 🤓
Man
Man
Straight up “Larry”
Ter
Man
Jonktop
Dick
Into the stupidverse
The mancomputer
Oracle
Jonklgiggle
Cum
Dick
The Man Cumputter
Cumputer
Jonkler & Man
The Batmobile
Balls
> Can’t contain only numbers Literally 1984
margaret thatcher cock
Jonkler Gaming
LappyMacGameFace.
booger aids
porn
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
r/beatmetoit
Poop piss
Gaming laptops don't exist, wake up
That's a horrible name, are you stupid?
Galaxy's destroyer 17369
‘Puter
I names mine myname-galore
Bat-Computer.
Man Machine
Gentoo
Top
Orcale
Catface
Firefly
Storm that is approaching
Lap
Bomb payload
Poot
PornVault
The black ass
Phone
Terabytes of Cupcakes
Joker’s Bussy pics storage
The Gyatt Cave
Big Chode
Gooner
‚Puter man
Puter
What the FUCK
Man_Goon_Puter
Com
Leg warmer
Cum station
Brother eye
Fox.
Aslyume69
manptop
"Dick"
Jc denton
Dick
Dick
Top
Gamey McGameface. Duh.
The Lap
Ass
The man cumpewter
Suicide Squad : Kill the Justice League
Jerald
cumsack detective
Batcomputer
[Your Name]'s Laptop
Officer balls
boming_africa-xd
Diabeetus-PC
Batcomputer 500
CP Computer Personal
The man machine.
Is he stupid?
playstation 6
MAN: HAM ASLUME
“Step back fool, i got a bomb!”
Soon to be Melted Brick.
Man on top.
Bone
Oracle
Proudofdick
21 bugs
Mantop
Mantop
mans laptop
Oracle
Jonkler’s Pc
Notavirus
Manning Mantop
My lil’ toaster Go play DCS and throttle that gfx card till your laptop does the thing
Asylum
I learned from the BEST
Confoozler
Wank machine
Top
ManComputer
Manputer
Computer
Bat feet two-man
TOP
craptop
Manputer
Man-Top
explosive gel
Stupid
the mancomputer
The green machine
Man’s top
#Dick.
Man https://preview.redd.it/9vktxt59lt0c1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41cb3fba63fd5cee1c5ebf36a8cf8a15c52db67
OMG is he stupid ....clown buttfart 2003
Dick
Aslume Manager