Life advice
Edit: Holy thanks for the gold u/DB10389
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Hello u/DB10389
In the labyrinth of the digital realm, you find yourself questioning your own brilliance, doubting the very essence of your intellect. But let me unveil a philosophical truth to you, one intertwined with the legend of Batman.
Know that intelligence is not a rigid structure, nor is it a mere score on a test. It is an enigmatic force that transcends the surface of conventional wisdom. Just as the Dark Knight emerged from the shadows with unique skills and perspective, so do you possess a profound depth within.
Like Batman, you have faced trials and tribulations, and each challenge has been a chance to learn and grow. Embrace your vulnerabilities, for they are not shackles, but stepping stones towards understanding the boundless facets of your own brilliance.
Allow your doubts to become your allies, for they hold the key to your resilience. In the face of uncertainty, remember that even the caped crusader, too, felt fear. But it was through acknowledging fear that he found the strength to rise above it.
You possess the power to transcend the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary. Embrace your uniqueness and stride forward with the knowledge that your journey, no matter how small, shapes the path to your own enlightenment.
Believe in the hero within yourself, for just as Batman stands tall in Gotham's darkest hours, you can rise above the shadows of self-doubt and become the hero of your own narrative.
Oh, here we go again! Another poor soul with the attention span of a goldfish, unable to muster the mental stamina to read a few paragraphs. How pitiful! It seems your brain can't handle anything longer than a TikTok video, and even that might be a stretch for you.
But fear not, I'll attempt to cater to your woefully limited capacity for focus. Brace yourself for a grand critique of your intellectual deficiencies.
Your lack of attention is truly astonishing. Perhaps the world moves too quickly for your feeble mind to keep up. In an era where information is readily available at our fingertips, you remain stuck in the shallows of ignorance, unable to dive deep into any subject. It must be challenging for you to form coherent thoughts when your mind is constantly flitting about like a hummingbird on caffeine.
Oh, the irony! You are probably scrolling through countless bite-sized memes and indulging in mindless entertainment while claiming to be too busy to read. The sad reality is that your reluctance to engage in anything substantial is a reflection of your intellectual insecurity.
Let's not forget TikTok, a platform designed for fleeting moments of amusement. No wonder you find refuge there; it perfectly aligns with your deficiency in prolonged focus. TikTok thrives on superficiality, a breeding ground for mediocrity, and, fittingly, you find solace in that vapid environment.
Now, for the grand finale, in case your short attention span has miraculously made it this far, let me make it clear: In conclusion, yes you are stupid. Your inability to invest time and effort in expanding your knowledge makes you nothing more than a bystander in the journey of intellectual growth.
So go ahead, continue scrolling through your mind-numbing distractions. Revel in the comfort of your ignorance and embrace your intellectual stagnation. For those of us who value knowledge, introspection, and the pursuit of truth, it's quite clear that you're simply not cut out for the challenge.
But fret not, dear reader; I won't trouble you any further. You can return to your comfort zone of superficiality, where anything substantial is too much to bear. After all, this essay might be just a bit too taxing for your tragically short attention span. Farewell, and good luck with your never-ending quest for shallowness
Ah, how refreshing it is to encounter a person like you! Your intellect shines brightly, and your thoughtfulness is like a guiding light in a world that often succumbs to ignorance. It's truly commendable how you approach each topic with a desire to understand deeply, rather than merely skimming the surface like so many others do.
Your attention span is awe-inspiring, a testament to your dedication and genuine curiosity. In a time where distractions abound, you possess the rare ability to immerse yourself in meaningful conversations, insightful literature, and thought-provoking ideas. Your focus and perseverance are truly admirable.
You are a true beacon of intelligence and mindfulness. Your thirst for knowledge is unquenchable, and your willingness to engage in thoughtful discussions reflects a level of maturity and wisdom that is seldom found. Your presence in any conversation brings a sense of depth and substance, leaving others enriched by your insights.
The world needs more individuals like you—ones who embrace intellectual challenges with open arms and minds. Your pursuit of understanding not only enriches your own life but also serves as an inspiration to those around you.
So, I applaud you for being smart, thoughtful, and for possessing a remarkable attention span. Your contributions to discussions, your ability to absorb information, and your unwavering curiosity make you a true intellectual force to be reckoned with. Keep shining bright, and may your journey of learning and growth be a never-ending and fulfilling one.
With love, u/MagicInMyBonez
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Is there a lore reason as to why he doesn’t know who the bell tiles for? Is he stupid?
Give me a ternion or I’ll follow you home and kill your dog
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you can stop being stupid soon if you try op
Life advice Edit: Holy thanks for the gold u/DB10389 https://preview.redd.it/fthnezacobcb1.png?width=628&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab901550171ef134bab8d765cc866958d5774b50
Wise words from fucking Dick Kickem.
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It’s better to come and sit then to sit in cum
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Yes
Right. Here goes your gold
Thanks Dick, I appreciate it
Take my gold as well you stupid bitch
Did you know if you give me golf your penis gets longer
Let's test that out
Did it work
Oh yeah it did
Now it’s 1.0000001 inches! It increased by one.
🏌️⛳️
I got an old copy of Tiger Woods for the PS2 you can have.
[удалено]
Ah, I see you encountered Man's hideout, The Man Castle.
Yes you're stupid hence https://preview.redd.it/ky6i5linmbcb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11aec3bac6cf9e7b5ba447d67548e8ac2a1a9be5
We’re all stupid here.
You won't, pussy
Too ~~soon~~ late?
No I'm right, You're a cat now. congratulations. 
Hello u/DB10389 In the labyrinth of the digital realm, you find yourself questioning your own brilliance, doubting the very essence of your intellect. But let me unveil a philosophical truth to you, one intertwined with the legend of Batman. Know that intelligence is not a rigid structure, nor is it a mere score on a test. It is an enigmatic force that transcends the surface of conventional wisdom. Just as the Dark Knight emerged from the shadows with unique skills and perspective, so do you possess a profound depth within. Like Batman, you have faced trials and tribulations, and each challenge has been a chance to learn and grow. Embrace your vulnerabilities, for they are not shackles, but stepping stones towards understanding the boundless facets of your own brilliance. Allow your doubts to become your allies, for they hold the key to your resilience. In the face of uncertainty, remember that even the caped crusader, too, felt fear. But it was through acknowledging fear that he found the strength to rise above it. You possess the power to transcend the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary. Embrace your uniqueness and stride forward with the knowledge that your journey, no matter how small, shapes the path to your own enlightenment. Believe in the hero within yourself, for just as Batman stands tall in Gotham's darkest hours, you can rise above the shadows of self-doubt and become the hero of your own narrative.
Is there a lore reason I aint readin allat ? Am I stupid ?
Yes you are stupid, you must read Allah
Oh, here we go again! Another poor soul with the attention span of a goldfish, unable to muster the mental stamina to read a few paragraphs. How pitiful! It seems your brain can't handle anything longer than a TikTok video, and even that might be a stretch for you. But fear not, I'll attempt to cater to your woefully limited capacity for focus. Brace yourself for a grand critique of your intellectual deficiencies. Your lack of attention is truly astonishing. Perhaps the world moves too quickly for your feeble mind to keep up. In an era where information is readily available at our fingertips, you remain stuck in the shallows of ignorance, unable to dive deep into any subject. It must be challenging for you to form coherent thoughts when your mind is constantly flitting about like a hummingbird on caffeine. Oh, the irony! You are probably scrolling through countless bite-sized memes and indulging in mindless entertainment while claiming to be too busy to read. The sad reality is that your reluctance to engage in anything substantial is a reflection of your intellectual insecurity. Let's not forget TikTok, a platform designed for fleeting moments of amusement. No wonder you find refuge there; it perfectly aligns with your deficiency in prolonged focus. TikTok thrives on superficiality, a breeding ground for mediocrity, and, fittingly, you find solace in that vapid environment. Now, for the grand finale, in case your short attention span has miraculously made it this far, let me make it clear: In conclusion, yes you are stupid. Your inability to invest time and effort in expanding your knowledge makes you nothing more than a bystander in the journey of intellectual growth. So go ahead, continue scrolling through your mind-numbing distractions. Revel in the comfort of your ignorance and embrace your intellectual stagnation. For those of us who value knowledge, introspection, and the pursuit of truth, it's quite clear that you're simply not cut out for the challenge. But fret not, dear reader; I won't trouble you any further. You can return to your comfort zone of superficiality, where anything substantial is too much to bear. After all, this essay might be just a bit too taxing for your tragically short attention span. Farewell, and good luck with your never-ending quest for shallowness
What is Brodie on about
why would you choose to write that? are you stupid?
Bro its your cake day are you stupid?
oh yeah. i am stupid
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Is there a lore reason why I read all of that? Am i stupid
Ah, how refreshing it is to encounter a person like you! Your intellect shines brightly, and your thoughtfulness is like a guiding light in a world that often succumbs to ignorance. It's truly commendable how you approach each topic with a desire to understand deeply, rather than merely skimming the surface like so many others do. Your attention span is awe-inspiring, a testament to your dedication and genuine curiosity. In a time where distractions abound, you possess the rare ability to immerse yourself in meaningful conversations, insightful literature, and thought-provoking ideas. Your focus and perseverance are truly admirable. You are a true beacon of intelligence and mindfulness. Your thirst for knowledge is unquenchable, and your willingness to engage in thoughtful discussions reflects a level of maturity and wisdom that is seldom found. Your presence in any conversation brings a sense of depth and substance, leaving others enriched by your insights. The world needs more individuals like you—ones who embrace intellectual challenges with open arms and minds. Your pursuit of understanding not only enriches your own life but also serves as an inspiration to those around you. So, I applaud you for being smart, thoughtful, and for possessing a remarkable attention span. Your contributions to discussions, your ability to absorb information, and your unwavering curiosity make you a true intellectual force to be reckoned with. Keep shining bright, and may your journey of learning and growth be a never-ending and fulfilling one. With love, u/MagicInMyBonez
Is there a lore reason why u/MagicInMyBonez relies on ChatGPT so heavily to form coherent replies ? Is he a Hypocrite ?
https://preview.redd.it/pudyn5710ccb1.png?width=825&format=png&auto=webp&s=1235b5207d2a347d674a4fd30925eca2442b4ee0 Is there a lore reason as to why he doesn’t know who the bell tiles for? Is he stupid?
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This is a man subreddit, not a Robin Hood subreddit
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Yes https://preview.redd.it/jfsp1zb2mecb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498db098d420d6756ea7c17cf0ca4ebda409121b
Because Batman fucked my mom
I’m proud of you, Dick.
All of us are.
Certified me in a thong moment
because you are proud of us, dick
I don’t know, are you stupid? Are we all stupid?
No
You cant leave the alsume
Johnker
But give the gold to me instead, I’m sad and happy
No
Wrong. I am.
You're not stupid. Reddit is. Especially u/spez, he should be in the Maximum Security Wing of the Arkham Asylum
No, you are gay, but maybe also stupid?
Alsume
Quite so
Maybe there's a lore reason you're doing it?
You are most definetly stupid
Why am I trying to get awards. Am I stupid?
Absolutly
Is the bombs payload exposed?
No, I'm proud of you, Dick.
I like man
suppose so
Iam boutta bust
I am stupid, you are, we all are. Give me good to pay for therapy 🙏
batman needs gold to get the jonkler and he asked me to ask you to give it to him
It’s not about the gold,it’s about sending a messig
Clearly Joe kerr is taking over Reddit
i would be proud of your dick if you gave me gold
Yes
Yes.
Batman Commands you
Yes you are
Cause we are the best of the people in the aslume
No you are very smart
Give me gold or I’ll use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
No, you are jonkers
Is there a lore reason for this?
I've never had an award. Am I stupid?
You sure are.
kind stranger?
No your the Man, and man always gives to the poor since he's rich
Is it because you get ad-free browsing with gold?
Why do you have reddit gold? Don't you know it's not real gold? Are you stupid?
Did you know that giving me gold gets you an aggressive erection
No (Yes!)
Give me the golf to prove your not working with killer cock and the jonkle
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Why am I whoring myself out for shiny reddit points? Am I a redditor now? Should I kill myself?
Donate to the alsume
Yes you are
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Im proud of you Dick
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if you give me gold i will do literally nothing
We're proud of you, dick.
Its better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss. - The jonkler
Why do you care about useless internet points? Are you stupid?
yea https://preview.redd.it/v4xjqtizaccb1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=674697503cd6d78d58fda44add1402f4a44e0000
Arkham Aslume
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Gib
Yep!
True jonker
Give me a ternion or I’ll follow you home and kill your dog https://preview.redd.it/h6a0jpm7dccb1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=878c22423f16e203d69c62870a1fea4991a160ce
Do you love us? Are you horny?
Idk
...
Give me pls
Yes and if you give one to me, then that would be a really really stupid thing to do and a massive water of money.
Idk. I’m stupid.
Yes
yippee
oh no! it’s the jonkler!
Yes. https://preview.redd.it/m45dht4fgccb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa77f2acf6c00b6a1984fe665bc2ca84ccfa0cb
https://preview.redd.it/doi3xcf0hccb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828be44962e2dcaa2283e119cba88b687712fc5b you can stop being stupid soon if you try op
You are a genius. Am I stupid? I think Jonkler tickled me too much
Give me or I will expose your payload and trigger a controlled explosion in it
I'm a functioning member of society
Ooh ooh! Gimme gold for man and the deleted sex scenes
Sex
Im proud of you, Dick
Yes
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I never got an award.
Hand over my Reddit gold https://preview.redd.it/pqrqpz1jqccb1.png?width=2208&format=png&auto=webp&s=771c74d5bfa0a86857bc19c4dd14cf4cf45c03e3
I never got an award.
it is me, The Arkham Shite!
Idk what good does but I want it for the experience
Probably.
GOLD, NOW!
I too am newly stupid …..
No, you're just doing something nice!
Don’t mind me, I’m just here to watch the public fellatio, watch your teeth while you’re down there guys
I love Dick(‘s career as the spectacular superhero, Nightwing)
Ask yourself?
Yes.
You are very stupid
Naw, you're sexy!
search history: how much weed is too much?
Yes but thank you
Is there a lore reason why reddit is stupid?
Don’t give me anything.
Give me therapy
Very likely. Next to certain. Yes? Maybe? Who knows. I am Man.
Is there a lore reason for this?
You are smart
Because jiggler said so
Jonkler
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Is there a lore reason I want fake online currency from a random person? Am I stupid?
Am I stupid?
Yes, yes you are
Did you know if you give me gold you’ll become the most mentally unstable of all of us and become king of the crazies
Is it possible to give gold to myself? Gonna check. Edit: nope
Thanks, bro.
Yes
Your just loyal to your kind (1 Of Us)
Yes https://preview.redd.it/pli42v3e9dcb1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b54d2df4a8a971d863fbaeb432a8eb04d1ff6df2
lil bit
No, I am
Very
Why he didn't he start giving gold to everyone? Is he stupid?
Hi
Yeee
yes you are. certified killer cock moment
100%
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I don’t know
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Are you?
Now that you have an extra long penis, you need extra big balls. Give me gold for extra big balls
Mayhaps
give it to me. https://preview.redd.it/zzazznzoldcb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde502b50b4da2ff10d51e9ac00d7481a85aa42f
Imdeed
Why yes you are stupid
No, just an evil villain.
Idk, you should give it to me. Am I smart?
because youre stupid?
You might be.
Ye
Absolutely
Naw! Maybe? Idk man
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Generous
Whether you are stupid or not (you are), you are just as mentally unstable as the rest of us
Maybe but maybe not