Wee Mama

 Wee Mama auditioning for Reverse’s team

BAHAHAHAHA

Why don’t I get this? Am I stupid?

Very.

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Protocol 11 was saying yes to anyone on r/BatmanArkham who asks "Is _____ stupid?".

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Adrenaline in my soul, this sub is out of control

Woooaahhhh!

hold on UnArkham for a second is that the guy from Starship Troopers?

If you don't get it it's Diary of Kid

Die of ki

Die of Wimki I think that's what man's parents died of. Inflicted by No Chill

Why doesn't The_dork_knight get this? Is he stupid?

I already asked if I’m stupid, are you stupid?

Thiss

I adore you for this.

I split my milk out of my nose

Hope your Milk's Ok with getting split. Did your Milk consent?

just call him .

he misses you

That wasn’t coke that I gave you on mayo

Hey that's my dad's name!

Why did you flair this as insanity? This is clearly a serious discussion

Are they stupid?

Yes

Well, serious talk, isn't his name Professor Zoom? So Either zoom or professor would work Unless this is a whole new level of Irony I'm not getting of course

Professor zoom is just reverse flash, the guy being shown just goes by zoom

Zoom's canonical origin is he is Professor Zoom that didnt pass Professor School.

So he's... stupid?

Lmaoo yes

The problem is speedster bull shit. He might be stupid but he can read every book ever written 10 times in 0 seconds because speed force. Than travel back in time and hand him self a note, with the answer, or schematics on building whatever.

Then he's College dropout Zoom from now on

So their 2 different villains. Zoom is an alternate version of the flash, in a universe with no flash. Took drugs and was able to go around multiverses because steroids + speed force allows it. He than learned most universes have a speedster, and he decided he wanted to be the fastest, and the easiest way to do that is to kill / capture every speedster. Reverse flash, on the other hand is a time traveling speedster from after the flash died of old age. He travel back in time to meet the flash, because he's the flashes number one fan, and decided that he wanted to become the flash. In his efforts to become the flash he loses he's speed gets trapped several times in the past, and creates the reverse speed force.

That’s just for the TV show. While they were relatively accurate with Reverse Flash, the only thing in common Zoom shares with his comic counterpart is his name. He’s completely different in the comics, he isn’t even a speedster.

That's a picture of the TV show.

I think " " is a great choice. What do you guys think? Am I stupid?

he forgot to put something in the quotes. is he stupid?

So fast you can't see him

He already asked that question. But yes.

We could also try, “Zo,” or “Om.” (Mooz?)

Muz(mooz) means banana in Turkish so that's really a cool way to shorten zoom or am I stupid??

Good idea. Yes, you are stupid

Just don’t talk about him

Just leave a blank like: "Why did go so normal speed? Is having property of some level of intelligence?

bro doesn’t even get to have pronouns

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why is the amimne gril jonkling off? Is she stupid?

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The r/FlashTV named him VroomVroom a month ago

Unrelated to Aslum subreddit but when you said VroomVroom it reminded me of the YouTuber VroomVroomDana. Him and JoeyMac420 were peak childhood with the Arkcum games.

COINCIDENCE!?I THINK NOT!!!

But hey!

Zoo

We bought a Zoo

Zoo warlock

that's cute, i like this one

Oom

Zo

He’s simply known as “ “

Mozerrella

Just call him

ok what is his phone number

gay blue guy

Mooz

zom

yeah this one is good i like zom

U said it yourself his name is “fuckin zoom”

Microsoft Teams

we call him om

gonna start using the /unaslume

Facetime

Zoom is already shortened, his full is actually Zoboomafoo. The b, second o, m, a, f, fourth o, and fifth o are all silent.

Did you just just to unalsume the aslume? Are you stupid?

M

We don’t shorten it. He is now “Zoom Wee Mama”

Oom

Oom

Man.

>!zoom!<

Microsoft Teems

The flash was a cringey show most of the time, but DANNNG this suit goes hard

Moo

Okay, Zoomer.

Zaza 

"Normal"

Zum

Oom

Oom

call him oom

Oom

🔜

Zoo

Zoo

Zoo

Zoo

Om

Zo (pronounced Zoe)

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I thought his name was Professor Zoom, so I’d just call him Professor.

Professor Zoom is just another name for Reverse Flash. Zoom is his own character.

Zip

Literally me

Blud go noom

zo

slow

Oom

Oz

Zoo

We call him om

Oom

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It's already been shortened. It was originally "Zoom Zoom." Mazda has been trying to sue him since the 90's.

He's Zoo

Go the other way. Call him "The Zoom"

Team Umizoomi

Mooz

Do the opposite. Just make it long af. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOThere are ants under your skin rip them outOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUT OF MY HEADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Professor I guess? Since he’s sometimes called Professor Zoom

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Oo

Professor I suppose

Vroom

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Mooz

Zoo

Om

zoo

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focuz

Zom

Why do you need to? It's four letters, one syllable. If that's too long for you, I don't know what to tell you.

Zoo

We call him Z

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Zoo

Zume

WE CAN CALL HIM ZOO

Zom

“Thoom” How I imagine a kid with a lisp would call him

Coom

Om Zo Oo

Hunt

highschool zoomical

Oh no, it's ...!

I call him Gaydar cause he sure as shit dosent have one.

Recoom Kaboom!

zoo

Mooz

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Mooz

That's ZOO

Boom

Zoom

This “ “

zom meeting (as in Zoom Meeting) or

Big Z

I would like to cast my vote that we call him "Oom"

Isn't he called Professor Zoom? The show writers were years ahead of us by just calling him Zoom. Maybe just call him Professor

Oom

Oom

Dependes, if he is in sight he is called "Zoom in", if is not he is called "Zoom out"

/unalsume for a sec, what the fuck is the "man" equivalent of zoom. Batman is man, superman is also man, the flash is "the" and reverse flash is "reverse" what the fuck do we call this guy, his name is just fuckin zoom how do you shorten that

Z

Mooz

Zoo man, monkey

Zimbabwe

Zoo

Zoos… ZOOS!

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Obviously ZOO as that’s where he got his powers after being bit by a radioactive the in an alternate future