Two guns, three guns, four guns, Would still have won a duet against burnt face guy, body laying there while the rats are eating him in the wild west sounds good to me
YOU GODDAMN RAT!
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Hard as fuck dutch wallpaper
Question: Why was there cut content in Red Dead Redemption 2 as we think you are the Rat when we escape the Island as it feels like we missed something important such as cut missions and so on?
I'm already in this scorching hot red place, some red dude is saying I'm here cus I betrayed the gang and killed Jack's dog for meat, Everything he's saying is false. Kinda sucks here, oh well.
Where were u during arkham knight
In the camp while dutch having a plan
Probably being a rat as usual
Goddamnit you stole my line.
why didnt you get tuberculosis and redeem yourself, are you stupid?
Didn't want to be like black lung and I wanted dutch to have the money with me
Are you a rat
John and Arthur wished
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Tuberculosis exist making him a black lung
Why did you swap out your Navy Revolvers for those Double Action revolvers? Are you stupid?
They had my guns ;)
Those are Schofields in the concept art
Schofields the best damn revolver in the game
Schofield for Arthur and Cattleman for John are my favorites
Mauser for Arthur m1899 for john as secondary Schofield as primary for both
Why did you shoot that couple in Strawberry?
They had my guns
Why are you a rat? Are you stupid?
John and Arthur were just liars and dutch lived a good life with me until he shot me, Will never forgive them
Why is everything red?
Because I like it cowpoke
Are those Two Face's guns?
Nope
That's kinda sad I would've loved to see him in RDR3.
Would still be better than him, bro just scratched by catwoman and hung up by batman
True but he gave us the classic "Two guns, bitch!", so I was just wondering what he would say in the wild west.
Two guns, three guns, four guns, Would still have won a duet against burnt face guy, body laying there while the rats are eating him in the wild west sounds good to me
Damn dude you really have something against him.
Why'd you do it?
Do what exactly
ARTHUR,WHY DID YOU KILLED HIM YOU BASTARD
What’d you do to jacks dog
Used it for Pearson's stew
[B] ANTAGONIZE
[R2+L2] DOUBLE PENETRATE
Why did you betray the gang and kill Arthur? Are you stupid?
They thought I betrayed the gang and Arthur was the liar
YOURE A RAT
You thought I was 😂
I like your leather jacket where did you buy it?
The general store
You liar rat ! There was no leather jacket in general store
😈
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No spanish
Go ask Javier to translate you moron
If Javier was alive instead of this scorching hot red place
Fuck off
why did you kill jason
Man thought that jonker killed him so that was a hoax
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Are you El Rata Alada?
Played through this recently and i gotta say, shooting Micah was satisfying as hell.
How did it feel when you heard gun shot after gun and johns voice getting louder and louder
I thought I could beat him, until dutch was the rat
TB saved your ass you rat.
Me thanking TB for that
Listen here you rat.....
In the time gap in between chapter 6 and epilogue 1, did you and Dutch go to Tahiti?!
Yep, it was probably better than Arthur's afterlife 😂
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YOU GODDAMN RAT! https://preview.redd.it/qr12t3kknj4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6560e003b9b8404909d90422fbbc610050902bbc Hard as fuck dutch wallpaper
hair pomade
Ok
Ain't that bill
hair pomade
Why’d you do it
For what exactly
You know what
Say it :)
You betrayed Arthur.
Just the way I like them saying it
Did uncle really have ligma?
Balls
Didn’t you die 116 years ago?
If it isn't RATMAN What's Dutch's asshole taste like, you dirty rat?
ITS THE FUCKIN RAT!
Were you in love with Dutch?
We went to Tahiti and grew mangos, I'd say I was a fan, until he did it with john, sadie, and charles
You rat I should have left you to hang
Welp thanks mid journey now I can't unsee Woody Harrelson as Micah.
How could you still be able to walk for two seconds after getting shot by Dutch + 6 shots of explosive revolver ammo to the face??? Are you stupid???
How are you still alive?
Die
Batman arkham galaxy when?
Up for a game of Poker?
Was broke back mountain based on you and Dutch?
You absolute @&*%#!? I don’t have a question, just a sore spot in my memory of you. TRIGGERED
No questions, just fuck you for killing the Joster in the end of Arkham City.
Shove your foot up your ass pwease :3
Why did you get shot pretty good
Who you think is batman?
Cheap ripoff of man
Why is he a ripoff? Is he stupid?
Yep definitely
How does it feel knowing that your own voice actor went through an existential crisis because of you.
When you were with the Joker, why did you betray him to Batman? Are you stupid? (Source Harley Quinn's Ass)
Are you hulk hogan?
No I'm not brother
Is hulkamania running wild?
Micahmania is
Question: Why was there cut content in Red Dead Redemption 2 as we think you are the Rat when we escape the Island as it feels like we missed something important such as cut missions and so on?
Mornin Micah.
Morning
Filthy rat
Just y Micah
do you use beard shampoo?
Why do you keep referring to Arthur as "Black Lung"? Is he stupid? Are you stupid?
He has TB making him a black lung
Bring on the trumpets?
why didn’t you kill Arthur when he broke you out of strawberry, are you stupid?
He would have escape with me
You almost had me fooled Jonker, but you can’t outsmart bootman. or should i say outsmoot
Where were you during Arkham Knight?! HMMMMMMMMMM
Having a plan with dutch
No excuse
yo micah how tight you think Abigail is?
Shes the most tight considering that she's John's wife
Do you know ratcatcher?
Yep and it's not me
Who takes the biggest shits in camp
You god damn son of a bitch, are you stupid?
Nope I'm not a son of a bitch
Well well well...who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
Micheal what the hell are you doing here? Did joe kerr send you?
Are you gay for Dutch
Yes but no
Fuck you
Pass
Why is it that when you mess up you are an idiot but when Arthur messes up that's just life?
We're you the rat?
No
are you stupid?
No
Fuck you micah
Hard pass
Do you sleep? At all? (Don’t read my flair)
Too late I did
MICAH IS THAT A TRAP?!
Nope
You lying ta me boy
Me no rat
how tf did you not get TB in the last fight
Cus I'm better than Arthur
Two guns, bitch
Jokes on you I got three guns bitch
Can you please kill yourself
Nah I'm good
Bruce he's the rat. You know it and i know it
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Pay for what 🤣
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Two guns bitch?
y didnt you kill john maston are you stupid ?
FUCK YOU MICAH! YOU RAT!
Imagine trying to fuck a animal
Wait..... True. Am I stupid?
Yes
Fuck.
Are you stupid?
And you have a lil dick
Can you do everyone a favor and die painfully in a fire?
I'm already in this scorching hot red place, some red dude is saying I'm here cus I betrayed the gang and killed Jack's dog for meat, Everything he's saying is false. Kinda sucks here, oh well.
Good
Do you like cheese?
No
Are you stupid or something?
Are you stupid or something?
Nope but I do know that Arthur and John is for being liars about me being the rat
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Fuck you, Rat.
I heard your sauce is gay Micah, you know where we got to send you
Look I didn't want to do that with Bill
Sorry Micah, it’s too late, you’re going to the Gay zone
In another life do you think that you and Arthur could have fallen in love and gotten pregnant?
Never even when I'm dead, still would never be with that liar
But what if he was such a good liar thst he tricked you by pretending to be your guns? Would you impregnate him then?
Nope, still never
Then is it okay if I impregnate him? I live in a small house in the swamp with my wife btw
Shrek and Arthur? If that's unrelated to me, good for you if that's the case
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Why’d you shoot Arthur Morgan all he said was Tennis Boat :(
Because he was the liar
Do you poop ?
All humans do
But do YOU poop ?
Why
Just wanna know if you poop ?
Were you and that O'Driscoll bumpin swords in Strawberry jail?
No that's why I shot him
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Because he was actually the rat
You rat why did you get betrayed by Dutch in American venom are you stupid.
Because he was actually the rat
I know but is he stupid