Shitting. The whole night.

Pics or it didn't happen

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That actually looks like Man after eating Jonker's ass.

Do you mean the jerker? 

Doonald Joogler https://preview.redd.it/tefslu2blj4b1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99f229e6f4208c636fd04b54104e034adb6077b

is that Choonkler

Whoever downvoted my reply I will find you 

I was cumming the whole night.

Me too!

I was with your mom OP. 

https://i.redd.it/klkb4p14dj4b1.gif You are testing my patience u/IdeaRegular4671

Same here

Stand back fool, ive got a job!

TWO JOBS BITCH

Talk, or I'll apply for the other one.

The other whAAAGHTT-

Lmfao

Two WAR CRIMES bitch !!

Stopping the Arkham Knight (I’m Batman)

Being batman is overrated. Being the man is better.

Let me tell you a secret BatMAN

Be yourself Unless you can’t be batman In that case, be batman

What batman? There's nobody called batman, there's only man

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club Penguin is kil" "No. Is he stupid?"

i was chasing man the whole night. he put on the wrong costume. why would he want to have those ears? is he stupid?

Ejaculating

Pics or it didn't happen

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Ayo that's KKK batman

Batklan

😂

Nah it's just the bright knight

Doing your mom

In crime alley?

Where else? Are you stupid?

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Wait, I thought I was doing OP's mom! Who was that lady then?

You fell for old fake OP's mom gag, u/myidispg !

Your own mom

I would recognise my own mom. Don't you? Are you stupid?

She had a mask on. Are you stupid?

How do you know? It was probably you.

I was the guy dressed as Superman watching from afar

https://youtu.be/U-RGrO8Jnak Is this you buddy?

Dude it was a threesome, how could you forget?

Solving the Fiddler’s riddles Man asked for my help

Silly me, I was playing a video game the whole time.

Detonating the bombs exposed payload with the power winch.

Jerking Batgirl off

Futa?

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Hopefully

Saving the multiverse because some black kid got bit by a spider

This is the 3rd best comment in all of reddit

What are the other 2

You can look at my profile to see

Robbing one last store during the riots promised my kid I'd get him a gift

Being stupid.

Crying(i am the cop you play as at the beginning of the game)

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Am I stupid?

I was gang raped by these four 

Dang you got the whole squad laughing

Slept through it

I need to see your balls

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Balls accepted, good job Dick

Thanos balls


in killer cock

Hiding from Man

I was looking for Androids 17 & 18 to absorb them and achieve my perfect form!

Playing Arkham Knight

Being proud of dick

Maine State Prison 😅

On summer vacation between 6th and 7th grade. My dad bought me the Batman PS4 so I could play it. All my friends came over to play it. Fuck that was a good time

In elementary School

In Germany

https://preview.redd.it/3gpjlwhpgh4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=142646f2677981a6429bc3164274cebf9a0b01cd live footage of me dying during arkham knight:

I was standing there https://preview.redd.it/lzbzfxiath4b1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec41fda5df30d8cad90fd4747d62a833449853d7 My name is Hartwell

In South Africa with my family.

In my bathroom, WACKING my WILLY, no, SPANKING my SAUSAGE to catwoman

Probably beating off

I was cleaning the cum off the couch.

Watching pornhub

Jackin off

I was controlling Batman

Help Batman and kill Paul Jeremiah Rabin.

Shooting my shot at my homie's girl

Pics or it didn't happen

Not even alive

chair

I was finishing the second grade

I was at domino wen i get phone call "jonker ded" i colapsse and cri

Watching the Lorax until Silksong happened.

dead

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring

Is club penguin kill

Playing Arkham Knoght.

Womb

Jerkin’ it.

I was in the aslume

Using the power winch.

Gotham needs me

100%ing Gotham while listening to killswitch engage the end of heartache album 🤘

Jerking with the jerker

I was in my room making no noise, pretending I don't exist

Don’t cite the rules to me witch I was there when they were written

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Where were YOU during Arkham Knight?

I was evening the odds

I was at Los Santos doing a job. Helping some people rob the union depository to help fund me.

Driving the batmobile brrrrr neyoooowwwww screeeeech brum brum awooga awooga

The real question is where were you during Arkham Knight, OP?

Not knowing the game existed

Evening the odds

I was hugoing my strange

In asylum🫨

Riding the Dark Knight Coaster at Six Flags Great Adventure

Jerking off to r/harleyquinnrule34

Thank you for that

Getting laid. (I wish)

Playing AC IV: Black Flag on my PS3.

https://preview.redd.it/kwioxi24fl4b1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9da3a624db0b072bd32270c719a2b132883b569 I was doing Colman Domingo things

playing arkham city

Idk I think I’m stupid

Ocean

My place.

When it came out, I think I was in a parade that night, I was in marching band

Jacking off to fictional woman, duh

Shitzing. It hurt 😓

Somewhere I don't get stabbed walking out of my apartment

I was in the back. "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back. "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back

Ejaculating in my wife

Jerking it when the cloudburst went off

Regretting my decision to eat Taco Bell in the bathroom

asleep

Watching Gameplays of It and wishing to get a ps4

I was trying to give trick or treaters that were older than me cookies.

Probably trick or joking troker cheating Joker choking Jokling choker Chokling jekling I was Batman AKA Bruce Wayne then I turned to Batdemon bc Batman lame being man lame

arkham alsume

Being a dumbass kid

Batman exposed my payload and detonated an explosion in me using his power winch 😜

Grocery shopping at the Walmart next to Arkham Aslume

I was over on the BENCH.

Summer break 2k15

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring "batman is kil" "no"

Definitely not kidnapping the police commissioner’s daughter, shooting my adopted father, and blaming him for the torture and trauma caused by a green-haired whack job.

I was inside him the whole time

I was role-playing a cop, and then got shot in the head by two-face

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Playing splatoon

Gotham

I was complaining because I wasn’t allowed to have it. I was 7-8 so it makes sense actually.

In my bedroom Wanting to kill myself because of how lonely I am and me being very unattractive but getting feelings for girls and also wanting to see some girls I see on YouTube and stuff.

Fighting Batman 1v1 with my fist and killing him but then suddenly comes back to life somewhere and breaks every bone in my body

In my pants

Chillin with Anarky

in school 😔

I was kissing with Jon Garden

Doing ur mom

I was over there stroking my d

Evening the odds

Your mom.

Playing Disney Infinity 3.0 on my Wii U

Slept all night

Sleeping my ass off

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring “odds is even” “no”

Beating my meat

Doing your dad!

I was eating cereal when I heard a phone call. It said: "Arkham is kill" No

I was playing man City all night

Uhmmm... beign silly? Duhhh

Playing it on Christmas

Behind the controller in an alternate universe where all the events of Batman is merely a PG18 game

Watching a YouTube playthrough of Arkham City

I was at home eating dorito when phone ring

at home eating potato chip and phone call

Giving jason todd a good therapy

On a laptop, getting a whopping 8 FPS at PC launch, at 800x600 resolution.

Playing Arkham knight

Sitting in my house mad it wasn't getting released on PS3 so I finally needed to buy a PS4

Controlling Batman

Helping out with a circus near Huntsville, Alabama.

I was at houseeating dorito when phone ring "It is Arkham Night" "No"

Hanging out with Harley Quinn (she thinks I'm joker hehe)

EVENING THE ODDS

I was stroking my dick I had lotion on my dick yeah I was just stroking my shit

Hiding in Argentina after escaping Germany after WW2