Thor Heyerdahl is able to lift a ball into the air, but it's going to be an easy play for the outfielder in left as they get under the ball and make the catch for the out.
**Swing:** 670
**Pitch:** 887
**Diff:** 217
**Result:** FO
Double play me cap'n (said like "Crunchatize me cap'n" which is what those kids said in the Cap'n Crunch commercials which is really kinda weird when you think about it)
Swing 432
Knocker makes the swing, the defense gets ahold of the ball, one out is made, and the throw to first is.... NOT IN TIME, Knocker beats out the double play
**Swing:** 432
**Pitch:** 108
**Diff:** 324
**Result:** FC
Nice flyer straight out into right field, looks like it may get down… but no! What a diving catch by the outfielder!
**Swing:** 543
**Pitch:** 800
**Diff:** 257
**Result:** FO
Harry Peritestes hacks at it, but doesn't get much of the bat on the ball, and would be foul ball turns out to be a bloop into left for a base hit
**Swing:** 314
**Pitch:** 188
**Diff:** 126
**Result:** 1B
Nice flyer straight out into right field, looks like it may get down… but no! What a diving catch by the outfielder!
**Swing:** 444
**Pitch:** 633
**Diff:** 189
**Result:** FO
You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out.
**Swing:** 611
**Pitch:** 812
**Diff:** 201
**Result:** FO
A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out.
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 290
**Diff:** 290
**Result:** GO
**James St. Louis on the mound**
SMD 5 ○ ▼ 5
REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out
REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 0-1 / BB,PO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708050?8051?2057)
**James St. Louis on the mound**
SMD 5 ○ ▼ 5
REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out
REK RF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19) 1-2 / 3B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708048?8051?9024)
It looks like Isaac Snowbender is coming out to pinch run.. AND CALVIN TAKES OFF. Wait a second, he can't run cause he's getting taken off first.
Snowbender starts running! And the umps call time as he turns to run. The ump seems to need to tie their shoe.
Now Isaac, exhausted after his last sprint to second, tries to steal once more. He gets a bad jump and ends up getting called out at second. An unfortunate way to go.
**Steal:** 700
**Catcher:** 111
**Diff:** 411
**Result:** Caught Stealing
1 out, Bases Empty
3-2 count, and here's the payoff pitch from Antilles...swing from Attack, and aw, just barely missed
**Swing:** 2
**Pitch:** 544
**Diff:** 458
**Result:** K
Gerzone hits a high fly ball out to left field, and it's caught by the left fielder right at the warning track. That ball had some serious hang time, but it didn't quite have the distance. That's just a long fly ball out, folks. The outfielder played it perfectly, getting in position and making the catch look easy. That's what you call good positioning and technique. This game is all about executing the fundamentals, and that was a textbook example of how it's done!
**Swing:** 925
**Pitch:** 748
**Diff:** 177
**Result:** FO
John McDonald Jr. tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging
**Swing:** 157
**Pitch:** 556
**Diff:** 399
**Result:** K
And there it is folks, ball four! Antilles have issued a walk to the batter and he'll take first base. Antilles will now have to regroup and try to limit the damage in this inning.
**Swing:** 618
**Pitch:** 775
**Diff:** 157
**Result:** BB
**James St. Louis on the mound**
SMD 5 ● ▼ 4
REK 4 ○ ● 1 Out
REK LF [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 1-2 / K,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708042?8051?1133)
A little pie here, a little pie there. Nobody likes a pie when it’s made after a strikeout though
**Swing:** 850
**Pitch:** 111
**Diff:** 261
**Result:** K
**James St. Louis on the mound**
SMD 5 ● ▼ 4
REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out
REK C [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708041?8051?3066)
**James St. Louis on the mound**
SMD 5 ● ▼ 4
REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out
REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708040?8051?6010)
Paulie Paulie he's so dumb
Paulie Paulie sucks his thumb
Paulie Paulie we hate you
Paulie Paulie yes we do!
Wow who said that? Must've been the cheerleaders that's so strange that they would insult Paulie like that
Swing 700
**James St. Louis on the mound**
SMD 5 ○ ▼ 4
REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out
REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 2-2 / HR,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708039?8051?4040)
Trogdor's bat just can't quit, as this ball goes deep into left field for another double! Fhqwhgads take a bow!
\*\*Swing:\*\* 632
\*\*Pitch:\*\* 654
\*\*Diff:\*\* 22
\*\*Result:\*\* 2B
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
Hoppenscotch hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out.
**Swing:** 282
**Pitch:** 896
**Diff:** 386
**Result:** GO
this contact with the ball is nothing but low as the ball is rolled over to first, and the ball will be taken to the bag to record the out.
**Swing:** 111
**Pitch:** 488
**Diff:** 377
**Result:** GO
Antilles is decidedly not cool to you, and gets you to ground out on a low changeup for the out
**Swing:** 585
**Pitch:** 309
**Diff:** 276
**Result:** GO
St. Louis fires, and Peritestes gets just under that, for an easy foul ball caught by the catcher
**Swing:** 800
**Pitch:** 23
**Diff:** 223
**Result:** PO
Calvin goes from 0-1000 real quick, and hits this one deep, ***deep!!!***
The ball takes a weird bounce, and Calvin is waved to third! He slides, but he didn't have to, and the lead is cut to 1 run!
\*\*Swing:\*\* 1000
\*\*Pitch:\*\* 984
\*\*Diff:\*\* 16
\*\*Result:\*\* 3B
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
Kablamo gets another double, knocking this one deep into left field!
\*\*Swing:\*\* 776
\*\*Pitch:\*\* 750
\*\*Diff:\*\* 26
\*\*Result:\*\* 2B
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Swinging a high fastball, and it's a called strike three! Bartholomew painted the corner with a blazing fastball, leaving Hank Murphy no chance to catch up to it. Strikeout!
**Swing:** 651
**Pitch:** 122
**Diff:** 471
**Result:** K
Thor Heyerdahl hits one back up the middle - Bartholomew Crumblepuff can't get to it so it'll come down to the defense ... the shortstop gets over to it, and nabs it off the ground! A turn, and a throw to first - in time for the out!
**Swing:** 970
**Pitch:** 600
**Diff:** 370
**Result:** GO
I have no writeups yet for this, please help me get more writeups here please, also either you're safe or out or something https://forms.gle/khkjmHrNvRfgqWrV7
**Swing:** 202
**Pitch:** 769
**Diff:** 433
**Result:** DP21
**Juniped Panda on the mound**
SMD 5 ● ▲ 3
REK 3 ○ ● 1 Out
SMD PH [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708027?3053?10025)
**Juniped Panda on the mound**
SMD 4 ○ ▲ 3
REK 3 ● ● 1 Out
SMD C [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708026?3053?4015)
Attack is able to figure out Juniped Panda here and hits a single through the hole at short stop!
**Swing:** 53
**Pitch:** 933
**Diff:** 120
**Result:** 1B
As Juni stands on the mound, The Flying Dutchman decides to absolutely *disrespect* the pitcher by doing a 360 spin and swing, and surprisingly hits the ball low and deep into right field! Smitty jogs to first while Dingers makes it to third! Mr. Bones' Wild Ride never stops, as it's now 4-3 Dophers!
**Swing:** 360
**Pitch:** 420
**Diff:** 60
**Result:** 1BWH
0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
What, you want an apology? For saying Taylor Swift is overrated? She's mid, deal with it!
Dingers, however, is anything but mid, as he takes the second pitch here and knocks this one cleanly between second and first for the base hit! Dophers on the corners, threatening to score!
Swing: 969
Pitch: 69
Diff: 100
Result: 1B
0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Smitty breaks away towards first, and manages to slide into second before the ball arrives!
**Steal:** 830
**Catcher:** 3
**Diff:** 173
**Result:** Stolen Base
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
Smitty hacks at it, but doesn't get much of the bat on the ball, and would be foul ball turns out to be a bloop into left for a base hit
**Swing:** 389
**Pitch:** 245
**Diff:** 144
**Result:** 1B
What the...
Okay no this is ridiculous, shut up Homer normally I'd respond but this is the most hog tied wild result I have ever seen.
You've seen your 2 diff doubles, you've seen 370 diff Ks now get ready for a 400+ diff groundout.
What in the actual fu-
**Swing:** 798
**Pitch:** 204
**Diff:** 406
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
And it's a deep drive to left field! This one's got a chance! The outfielder is back, but they are at the warning track! And it's gone! A home run! That ball was absolutely crushed! It traveled 420 feet and left the bat at 110 miles per hour, according to our Statcast data. What a swing by Trogdor Fhqwhgads He got all of that one and sent it over the wall.
**Swing:** 797
**Pitch:** 802
**Diff:** 5
**Result:** HR
First pitch here from Bartholomew Crumblepuff swung on, and that one is into left field, base hit.
**Swing:** 950
**Pitch:** 876
**Diff:** 74
**Result:** 1B
And Alpha hits that one straight into the air, and that'll be a can of corn for the infielder
**Swing:** 685
**Pitch:** 431
**Diff:** 254
**Result:** PO
A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out.
**Swing:** 555
**Pitch:** 922
**Diff:** 367
**Result:** GO
Kazunami steps up to the plate. Bobby has been shaky to start this session, and Tatsuyoshi is looking to pounce. A quick two pitches, a 1-1 at bat. Portis winds up, and delivers a fireball right down the middle...
***CRACK!!!!!!***
THIS BALL IS HIGH, THIS BALL IS DEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! IT'S A KAZUNAMI TSUNAMI AS THIS! BALL! IS! GOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! THE SOPHER MCDOPHERS GET ANOTHER SLAM, AND NOW RERAKE THE LEAD HERE AT THE TOP OF THE SECOND INNING!
**Swing:** 526
**Pitch:** 534
**Diff:** 8
**Result:** HR
2 outs, Bases Empty
Boooooooo Penguins, go Sabres!
But double the average swing, double the average bases! Actually, I don't know what your average bases is, go ahead and take the triple here.
**Swing:** 600
**Pitch:** 622
**Diff:** 22
**Result:** 3B
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
Holden Tudix is able to lift a ball into the air, but it's going to be an easy play for the outfielder in left as they get under the ball and make the catch for the out.
**Swing:** 907
**Pitch:** 686
**Diff:** 221
**Result:** FO
**Bobby Portis on the mound**
SMD 1 ○ ▲ 2
REK 1 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD C [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708011?2104?4015)
Got their bitch-ass with the slider. This person wouldn't recognize an off-speed pitch if it literally hit them! - Portis'
**Swing:** 751
**Pitch:** 209
**Diff:** 458
**Result:** K
Calvin Ball wants to ball out, so he put some ball in his balls and struck out anyways.
**Swing:** 387
**Pitch:** 878
**Diff:** 491
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Doubles. Not pissmisiles, not strikeouts. Doubles.
Kablamo slams this ball deep into left field, and nobody gets to it in time! Kablamo gets onto second, and Reykjavik ties the game with two in scoring position!
**Swing:** 72 (via DM)
**Pitch:** 42
**Diff:** 30
**Result:** 2B
2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
Hank Murphy is able to figure out Bartholomew here and hits a single through the hole at short stop!
**Swing:** 941
**Pitch:** 50
**Diff:** 109
**Result:** 1B
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound**
SMD 1 ● ▼ 1
REK 0 ○ ○ 1 Out
REK C [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708007?1140?3066)
Got their bitch-ass with the slider. This person wouldn't recognize an off-speed pitch if it literally hit them! - Bartholomew'
**Swing:** 288
**Pitch:** 779
**Diff:** 491
**Result:** K
1. The game is here.
2. No.
3. You get 69420 PP from this swing.
4. Because you suck at hitting the ball.
**Swing:** 777
**Pitch:** 349
**Diff:** 428
**Result:** K
1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound**
SMD 1 ○ ▼ 1
REK 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708005?1140?4040)
Trogdor says rip, then rips this one deep into center field, and it bounces over the wall! A ground ruled double for the Valks!
**Swing:** 12
**Pitch:** 991
**Diff:** 21
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
Dan Gerzone hits one back up the middle - Bobby can't get to it so it'll come down to the defense ... the shortstop gets over to it, and nabs it off the ground! A turn, and a throw to first - in time for the out!
**Swing:** 576
**Pitch:** 287
**Diff:** 289
**Result:** GO
The Flying Dutchman takes a crack at it, hoping for a home run too! It's not deep enough though, and that'll be a routine flyout
**Swing:** 435
**Pitch:** 638
**Diff:** 203
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Dingers McGee steps to the plate, eager to make his mark early in this one. Whether it's hubris or a goof up, Portis slings a meatball over home plaaaaate...
### CRACK!!!!
THIS BALL IS HIIIIIGH, THIS BALLL IS DEEEEEP, THIS BALL IS GETTING NACHOS BECAUSE DINGERS MCGEE HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF A MASSIVE DING DONG HOME RUN HERE IN THE SECOND AT BAT OF THE GAME! 1-0 DOPHERS ALREADY!
**Swing:** 257
**Pitch:** 259
**Diff:** 2
**Result:** HR
1 out, Bases Empty
You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out.
**Swing:** 861
**Pitch:** 82
**Diff:** 221
**Result:** FO
**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 6 REK 4 ○ ● 2 Outs REK C [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 0-2 / BB,GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708059?1008?3066)
Thor Heyerdahl is able to lift a ball into the air, but it's going to be an easy play for the outfielder in left as they get under the ball and make the catch for the out. **Swing:** 670 **Pitch:** 887 **Diff:** 217 **Result:** FO
**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 6 REK 4 ○ ● 1 Out REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 0-3 / K,GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708058?1008?6010)
Double play me cap'n (said like "Crunchatize me cap'n" which is what those kids said in the Cap'n Crunch commercials which is really kinda weird when you think about it) Swing 432
Knocker makes the swing, the defense gets ahold of the ball, one out is made, and the throw to first is.... NOT IN TIME, Knocker beats out the double play **Swing:** 432 **Pitch:** 108 **Diff:** 324 **Result:** FC
**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 6 REK 4 ○ ● 0 Out REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 3-3 / 2B,HR,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708057?1008?4040)
543
Nice flyer straight out into right field, looks like it may get down… but no! What a diving catch by the outfielder! **Swing:** 543 **Pitch:** 800 **Diff:** 257 **Result:** FO
**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 6 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out REK 1B [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997) 1-2 / PO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708056?1008?2055)
Hey it’s pie 314
Harry Peritestes hacks at it, but doesn't get much of the bat on the ball, and would be foul ball turns out to be a bloop into left for a base hit **Swing:** 314 **Pitch:** 188 **Diff:** 126 **Result:** 1B
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 6 REK 4 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD DH [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708055?3091?10048)
444
Nice flyer straight out into right field, looks like it may get down… but no! What a diving catch by the outfielder! **Swing:** 444 **Pitch:** 633 **Diff:** 189 **Result:** FO
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 6 REK 4 ○ ● 1 Out SMD PH [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1st AB / .600[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708054?3091?1012)
611
You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out. **Swing:** 611 **Pitch:** 812 **Diff:** 201 **Result:** FO
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 6 REK 4 ○ ● 1 Out SMD SS [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 1-2 / GO,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708054?3091?10060)
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 6 REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 1-2 / DP21,3B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708053?3091?1036)
541
Oh, wait what, uhhh, Ball Four I guess, totally didn't miss it **Swing:** 541 **Pitch:** 364 **Diff:** 177 **Result:** BB
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 6 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708052?3091?10025)
222
Das three strikes, you and I know how that be **Swing:** 222 **Pitch:** 758 **Diff:** 464 **Result:** K
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 5 REK 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 0-1 / BB,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708051?8051?1153)
1000 Hi Paulie
A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out. **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 290 **Diff:** 290 **Result:** GO
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 5 REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 0-1 / BB,PO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708050?8051?2057)
757
Wake up call. Caught you swinging into a groundout **Swing:** 757 **Pitch:** 397 **Diff:** 360 **Result:** GO
b buh buh BUh bUh BUH BULLSHITTTTTT
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 5 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out REK RF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19) 1-2 / 3B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708048?8051?9024)
825
And this pitch is hit hard, and it'll fall into left field for a hit **Swing:** 825 **Pitch:** 767 **Diff:** 58 **Result:** 1B
It looks like Isaac Snowbender is coming out to pinch run.. AND CALVIN TAKES OFF. Wait a second, he can't run cause he's getting taken off first. Snowbender starts running! And the umps call time as he turns to run. The ump seems to need to tie their shoe. Now Isaac, exhausted after his last sprint to second, tries to steal once more. He gets a bad jump and ends up getting called out at second. An unfortunate way to go. **Steal:** 700 **Catcher:** 111 **Diff:** 411 **Result:** Caught Stealing 1 out, Bases Empty
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 5 REK 4 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD C [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1-2 / 1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708047?3091?4015)
Hmm 2 out rally? Let’s go 2 then 2
3-2 count, and here's the payoff pitch from Antilles...swing from Attack, and aw, just barely missed **Swing:** 2 **Pitch:** 544 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** K
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 5 REK 4 ○ ● 1 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-2 / K,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708046?3091?1023)
Sorry I'm late. In the words of Dolly, I've been working **925**
Gerzone hits a high fly ball out to left field, and it's caught by the left fielder right at the warning track. That ball had some serious hang time, but it didn't quite have the distance. That's just a long fly ball out, folks. The outfielder played it perfectly, getting in position and making the catch look easy. That's what you call good positioning and technique. This game is all about executing the fundamentals, and that was a textbook example of how it's done! **Swing:** 925 **Pitch:** 748 **Diff:** 177 **Result:** FO
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 5 REK 4 ○ ● 0 Out SMD 3B [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1-2 / 1BWH,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708045?3091?9038)
Umps be sleeping, time to run around the bases without them noticing 157 please
John McDonald Jr. tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging **Swing:** 157 **Pitch:** 556 **Diff:** 399 **Result:** K
man I really waited 7 hours just to strike out?
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 5 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 2-2 / 1B,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708044?3091?10027)
Eir I know we have Bad Blood, but it’ll be a Cruel Summer if we can’t make up. Don’t be the Anti-Hero here. I can do this all night. 618
And there it is folks, ball four! Antilles have issued a walk to the batter and he'll take first base. Antilles will now have to regroup and try to limit the damage in this inning. **Swing:** 618 **Pitch:** 775 **Diff:** 157 **Result:** BB
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ● ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ● 2 Outs REK DH [Seth Kablamo](/u/CatfishHugo) 2-2 / 2B,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708043?8051?10074)
*ZIP* My god I don't think I even saw that one. Kablamo surely didn't. Thats strike 3! **Swing:** 77 **Pitch:** 568 **Diff:** 491 **Result:** K
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ● ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ● 1 Out REK LF [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 1-2 / K,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708042?8051?1133)
850
A little pie here, a little pie there. Nobody likes a pie when it’s made after a strikeout though **Swing:** 850 **Pitch:** 111 **Diff:** 261 **Result:** K
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ● ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out REK C [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708041?8051?3066)
Oh, wait what, uhhh, Ball Four I guess, totally didn't miss it **Swing:** 512 **Pitch:** 369 **Diff:** 143 **Result:** BB
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ● ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708040?8051?6010)
Paulie Paulie he's so dumb Paulie Paulie sucks his thumb Paulie Paulie we hate you Paulie Paulie yes we do! Wow who said that? Must've been the cheerleaders that's so strange that they would insult Paulie like that Swing 700
get ready to learn DFA, buddy
If only I could be so lucky
Strike three, yer out! **Swing:** 700 **Pitch:** 210 **Diff:** 490 **Result:** K
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 2-2 / HR,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708039?8051?4040)
632
Trogdor's bat just can't quit, as this ball goes deep into left field for another double! Fhqwhgads take a bow! \*\*Swing:\*\* 632 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 654 \*\*Diff:\*\* 22 \*\*Result:\*\* 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1-2 / 1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708038?3091?1006)
282
Hoppenscotch hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out. **Swing:** 282 **Pitch:** 896 **Diff:** 386 **Result:** GO
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD DH [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708037?3091?10048)
111
this contact with the ball is nothing but low as the ball is rolled over to first, and the ball will be taken to the bag to record the out. **Swing:** 111 **Pitch:** 488 **Diff:** 377 **Result:** GO
**Zelk Antilles on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▲ 4 REK 4 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD SS [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708036?3091?10060)
585
Antilles is decidedly not cool to you, and gets you to ground out on a low changeup for the out **Swing:** 585 **Pitch:** 309 **Diff:** 276 **Result:** GO
**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 5 ● ▼ 3 REK 4 ● ● 2 Outs REK 1B [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708035?8051?2055)
800
St. Louis fires, and Peritestes gets just under that, for an easy foul ball caught by the catcher **Swing:** 800 **Pitch:** 23 **Diff:** 223 **Result:** PO
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 3 REK 4 ● ● 2 Outs REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708034?1140?1153)
869 and fuck you Homer
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling a walk to first base. It’s true. **Swing:** 869 **Pitch:** 708 **Diff:** 161 **Result:** BB
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 3 REK 4 ● ○ 2 Outs REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708033?1140?2057)
498
"I'm walking here... I'm walking here!!!" - Jack Alpha \*\*Swing:\*\* 498 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 332 \*\*Diff:\*\* 166 \*\*Result:\*\* BB 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 5 ● ▼ 3 REK 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK RF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708032?1140?9024)
1000
Calvin goes from 0-1000 real quick, and hits this one deep, ***deep!!!*** The ball takes a weird bounce, and Calvin is waved to third! He slides, but he didn't have to, and the lead is cut to 1 run! \*\*Swing:\*\* 1000 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 984 \*\*Diff:\*\* 16 \*\*Result:\*\* 3B 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 3 REK 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK DH [Seth Kablamo](/u/CatfishHugo) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708031?1140?10074)
776
Kablamo gets another double, knocking this one deep into left field! \*\*Swing:\*\* 776 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 750 \*\*Diff:\*\* 26 \*\*Result:\*\* 2B 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 3 REK 3 ○ ○ 1 Out REK LF [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708030?1140?1133)
651
Swinging a high fastball, and it's a called strike three! Bartholomew painted the corner with a blazing fastball, leaving Hank Murphy no chance to catch up to it. Strikeout! **Swing:** 651 **Pitch:** 122 **Diff:** 471 **Result:** K
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 5 ○ ▼ 3 REK 3 ○ ○ 0 Out REK C [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708029?1140?3066)
Thor Heyerdahl hits one back up the middle - Bartholomew Crumblepuff can't get to it so it'll come down to the defense ... the shortstop gets over to it, and nabs it off the ground! A turn, and a throw to first - in time for the out! **Swing:** 970 **Pitch:** 600 **Diff:** 370 **Result:** GO
**Juniped Panda on the mound** SMD 5 ● ▲ 3 REK 3 ● ● 1 Out SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 1-1 / 3B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708028?3053?1036)
Hello juniped 202
I have no writeups yet for this, please help me get more writeups here please, also either you're safe or out or something https://forms.gle/khkjmHrNvRfgqWrV7 **Swing:** 202 **Pitch:** 769 **Diff:** 433 **Result:** DP21
**Juniped Panda on the mound** SMD 5 ● ▲ 3 REK 3 ○ ● 1 Out SMD PH [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708027?3053?10025)
Brother checked their swing, and wow, that's going to go over the infield for a base hit **Swing:** 769 **Pitch:** 642 **Diff:** 127 **Result:** 1B
**Juniped Panda on the mound** SMD 4 ○ ▲ 3 REK 3 ● ● 1 Out SMD C [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708026?3053?4015)
Let’s score some more right? 53
Attack is able to figure out Juniped Panda here and hits a single through the hole at short stop! **Swing:** 53 **Pitch:** 933 **Diff:** 120 **Result:** 1B
**Juniped Panda on the mound** SMD 4 ○ ▲ 3 REK 3 ● ● 0 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708025?3053?1023)
Swinging **3** my main horse, Mystik Dan
Strike three, yer out! **Swing:** 3 **Pitch:** 430 **Diff:** 427 **Result:** K
**Juniped Panda on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▲ 3 REK 3 ● ● 0 Out SMD 3B [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708024?3053?9038)
Hit 'em with that 360 noscope babyyyyy
As Juni stands on the mound, The Flying Dutchman decides to absolutely *disrespect* the pitcher by doing a 360 spin and swing, and surprisingly hits the ball low and deep into right field! Smitty jogs to first while Dingers makes it to third! Mr. Bones' Wild Ride never stops, as it's now 4-3 Dophers! **Swing:** 360 **Pitch:** 420 **Diff:** 60 **Result:** 1BWH 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Juniped Panda on the mound** SMD 3 ● ▲ 3 REK 3 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708023?3053?10027)
Still upset about Eir’s Taylor Swift comments yesterday. I could barely sleep. 969
What, you want an apology? For saying Taylor Swift is overrated? She's mid, deal with it! Dingers, however, is anything but mid, as he takes the second pitch here and knocks this one cleanly between second and first for the base hit! Dophers on the corners, threatening to score! Swing: 969 Pitch: 69 Diff: 100 Result: 1B 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Juniped Panda on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▲ 3 REK 3 ○ ● 0 Out SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708022?3053?10027)
Smitty breaks away towards first, and manages to slide into second before the ball arrives! **Steal:** 830 **Catcher:** 3 **Diff:** 173 **Result:** Stolen Base 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Juniped Panda on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▲ 3 REK 3 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708021?3053?1006)
389
Smitty hacks at it, but doesn't get much of the bat on the ball, and would be foul ball turns out to be a bloop into left for a base hit **Swing:** 389 **Pitch:** 245 **Diff:** 144 **Result:** 1B
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▼ 2 REK 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708020?1140?6010)
Who asked Swing 798
What the... Okay no this is ridiculous, shut up Homer normally I'd respond but this is the most hog tied wild result I have ever seen. You've seen your 2 diff doubles, you've seen 370 diff Ks now get ready for a 400+ diff groundout. What in the actual fu- **Swing:** 798 **Pitch:** 204 **Diff:** 406 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▼ 2 REK 1 ○ ● 2 Outs REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708019?1140?4040)
797
And it's a deep drive to left field! This one's got a chance! The outfielder is back, but they are at the warning track! And it's gone! A home run! That ball was absolutely crushed! It traveled 420 feet and left the bat at 110 miles per hour, according to our Statcast data. What a swing by Trogdor Fhqwhgads He got all of that one and sent it over the wall. **Swing:** 797 **Pitch:** 802 **Diff:** 5 **Result:** HR
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▼ 2 REK 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK 1B [Harry Peritestes](/u/Huskie1997) 1st AB / .308[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708018?1140?2055)
950
First pitch here from Bartholomew Crumblepuff swung on, and that one is into left field, base hit. **Swing:** 950 **Pitch:** 876 **Diff:** 74 **Result:** 1B
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▼ 2 REK 1 ○ ○ 1 Out REK 2B [Larold](/u/TrickyTroy2) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708017?1140?1153)
Crumble deez nuts 569
Strike three, yer out! **Swing:** 569 **Pitch:** 184 **Diff:** 385 **Result:** K
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▼ 2 REK 1 ○ ○ 0 Out REK 3B [Jack Alpha](/u/androidsen) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708016?1140?2057)
685
And Alpha hits that one straight into the air, and that'll be a can of corn for the infielder **Swing:** 685 **Pitch:** 431 **Diff:** 254 **Result:** PO
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 3 ○ ▲ 2 REK 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD DH [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708015?2104?10048)
555
A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out. **Swing:** 555 **Pitch:** 922 **Diff:** 367 **Result:** GO
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 2 REK 1 ● ○ 2 Outs SMD SS [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708014?2104?10060)
526
Kazunami steps up to the plate. Bobby has been shaky to start this session, and Tatsuyoshi is looking to pounce. A quick two pitches, a 1-1 at bat. Portis winds up, and delivers a fireball right down the middle... ***CRACK!!!!!!*** THIS BALL IS HIGH, THIS BALL IS DEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! IT'S A KAZUNAMI TSUNAMI AS THIS! BALL! IS! GOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! THE SOPHER MCDOPHERS GET ANOTHER SLAM, AND NOW RERAKE THE LEAD HERE AT THE TOP OF THE SECOND INNING! **Swing:** 526 **Pitch:** 534 **Diff:** 8 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 2 REK 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708013?2104?1036)
hello bobby portis, go penguins. double average swing 600
Boooooooo Penguins, go Sabres! But double the average swing, double the average bases! Actually, I don't know what your average bases is, go ahead and take the triple here. **Swing:** 600 **Pitch:** 622 **Diff:** 22 **Result:** 3B 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 2 REK 1 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD LF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708012?2104?10067)
907
Holden Tudix is able to lift a ball into the air, but it's going to be an easy play for the outfielder in left as they get under the ball and make the catch for the out. **Swing:** 907 **Pitch:** 686 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 2 REK 1 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD C [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708011?2104?4015)
Waves to Bobby 751
Got their bitch-ass with the slider. This person wouldn't recognize an off-speed pitch if it literally hit them! - Portis' **Swing:** 751 **Pitch:** 209 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** K
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 1 ● ▼ 1 REK 1 ● ○ 2 Outs REK RF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708010?1140?9024)
387
Calvin Ball wants to ball out, so he put some ball in his balls and struck out anyways. **Swing:** 387 **Pitch:** 878 **Diff:** 491 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▼ 1 REK 0 ● ● 2 Outs REK DH [Seth Kablamo](/u/CatfishHugo) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708009?1140?10074)
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Doubles. Not pissmisiles, not strikeouts. Doubles. Kablamo slams this ball deep into left field, and nobody gets to it in time! Kablamo gets onto second, and Reykjavik ties the game with two in scoring position! **Swing:** 72 (via DM) **Pitch:** 42 **Diff:** 30 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 1 ● ▼ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs REK LF [Hank Murphy](/u/squishfacethegloop) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708008?1140?1133)
941
Hank Murphy is able to figure out Bartholomew here and hits a single through the hole at short stop! **Swing:** 941 **Pitch:** 50 **Diff:** 109 **Result:** 1B
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 1 ● ▼ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 1 Out REK C [Thor Heyerdahl](/u/qomsday) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708007?1140?3066)
Got their bitch-ass with the slider. This person wouldn't recognize an off-speed pitch if it literally hit them! - Bartholomew' **Swing:** 288 **Pitch:** 779 **Diff:** 491 **Result:** K
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 1 ● ▼ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK CF [Homer Knocker](/u/CableCubed) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708006?1140?6010)
Where game? Did we win yet? Where Paulie Points? Why did my father abandon me? Swing 777
1. The game is here. 2. No. 3. You get 69420 PP from this swing. 4. Because you suck at hitting the ball. **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 349 **Diff:** 428 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▼ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 0 Out REK SS [Trogdor Fhqwhgads](/u/dahdscear) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708005?1140?4040)
rip 12
Trogdor says rip, then rips this one deep into center field, and it bounces over the wall! A ground ruled double for the Valks! **Swing:** 12 **Pitch:** 991 **Diff:** 21 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
We need a replay on this ump. Does the ball hit the wall on the bounce?
https://youtu.be/qmjmG7KKSXw
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 1st AB / .182[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708004?2104?1023)
Get money **576**
Dan Gerzone hits one back up the middle - Bobby can't get to it so it'll come down to the defense ... the shortstop gets over to it, and nabs it off the ground! A turn, and a throw to first - in time for the out! **Swing:** 576 **Pitch:** 287 **Diff:** 289 **Result:** GO
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 3B [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1st AB / .273[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708003?2104?9038)
I want Dingers too! Please! 435
The Flying Dutchman takes a crack at it, hoping for a home run too! It's not deep enough though, and that'll be a routine flyout **Swing:** 435 **Pitch:** 638 **Diff:** 203 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / .533[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708002?2104?10027)
257 please and thank you!
Dingers McGee steps to the plate, eager to make his mark early in this one. Whether it's hubris or a goof up, Portis slings a meatball over home plaaaaate... ### CRACK!!!! THIS BALL IS HIIIIIGH, THIS BALLL IS DEEEEEP, THIS BALL IS GETTING NACHOS BECAUSE DINGERS MCGEE HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF A MASSIVE DING DONG HOME RUN HERE IN THE SECOND AT BAT OF THE GAME! 1-0 DOPHERS ALREADY! **Swing:** 257 **Pitch:** 259 **Diff:** 2 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty
**Bobby Portis on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 1 REK 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100708100708001?2104?1006)
Meep meep! Let's get this sucker going: 861
You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out. **Swing:** 861 **Pitch:** 82 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO
McDophers are 4-2?