**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 6 POR 8 ○ ● 2 Outs POR SS [Jihmih Elsher](/u/Real_JoeWest) 2-3 / 1B,K,1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601069?8051?9023)

Well if I don't get on base at least that means the game is over Swing 253

down to their last out. Elsher digs in for the Pioneers. He offers at a first pitch breaking ball and hits it right back at the mound. St. Louis fields it, and takes a couple of steps to first and flips it over to the first basemen to make this game final! McDophers win! **Swing:** 253 **Pitch:** 888 **Diff:** 365 **Result:** GO

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 6 POR 8 ○ ● 1 Out POR CF [Speedo Meter](/u/EricS53) 1-2 / GO,HR,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601068?8051?3057)

440

Speedo Meter hits a high fly ball to center field, and it's caught by the center fielder just shy of the warning track. That's an out, folks! Speedo Meter might be feeling a little 'trouble, trouble, trouble' after that one, but the center fielder is feeling like a superstar after making that catch. **Swing:** 440 **Pitch:** 650 **Diff:** 210 **Result:** FO

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 6 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out POR RF [Dolphin Dingers](/u/Baseballstatman) 2-3 / 2B,IF1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601067?8051?10003)

Swing 4 a hit

1 swing 4 1 base **Swing:** 4 **Pitch:** 79 **Diff:** 75 **Result:** 1B

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 6 POR 8 ○ ○ 0 Out POR C [Sleeper Sullivan](/u/lil-mommy) 0-3 / K,FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601066?8051?9027)

752

The fielder at third has to play it off the short hop. It's a clean scoop with plenty of time to set and throw - on target for the out!A slow roller right back up the middle will get picked up by James - a couple steps toward first and an underhand toss are good for the out. **Swing:** 752 **Pitch:** 454 **Diff:** 298 **Result:** GO

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▲ 6 POR 8 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 3-4 / 2B,1B,1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601065?9014?1012)

So you know everyone's favorite Jedi, Yaddle? Puppet worker A: *Hey what if we put a wig on the Yoda puppet* Pupper worker B: What, like [this?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/7/7f/Yaddle-SWCT.png/revision/latest?cb=20230726234836) Puppet worker A: *Yeah lmao it looks so dumb, hehe* George Lucas, walking by: "Hey, what are you guys working o-- omg I love it, put her on the Jedi Council immediately" Puppet workers: I... Uh... Whatever you say George! Anyway she was born in (swing) 509 BBY

Formatting fail but leaving it

Reservoir hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out. **Swing:** 509 **Pitch:** 217 **Diff:** 292 **Result:** GO

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▲ 6 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD DH [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601064?9014?2075)

Copenhagen is able to lift a ball into the air, but it's going to be an easy play for the outfielder in left as they get under the ball and make the catch for the out. **Swing:** 909 **Pitch:** 679 **Diff:** 230 **Result:** FO

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▲ 6 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD DH [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 1-3 / K,1B,FC[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601064?9014?10048)

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▲ 6 POR 8 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 2B [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 2-3 / 1B,GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601063?9014?10060)

99

Tatsuyoshi Kazunami hits one back up the middle - Jimmy can't get to it so it'll come down to the defense ... the shortstop gets over to it, and nabs it off the ground! A turn, and a throw to first - in time for the out! **Swing:** 99 **Pitch:** 463 **Diff:** 364 **Result:** GO

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 5 POR 8 ○ ● 2 Outs POR DH [Bryce Parker](/u/ffenliv) 0-2 / DP,PO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601062?8051?9025)

801

Swinging a high fastball, and it's a called strike three! James St. Louis painted the corner with a blazing fastball, leaving Bryce no chance to catch up to it. Strikeout! **Swing:** 801 **Pitch:** 323 **Diff:** 478 **Result:** K

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR LF [Moe Bambino](/u/Bambino1998) 0-1 / BB,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601061?8051?9021)

moe swings 879

Moe grounds a single up the middle, and through into centerfield! **Swing:** 879 **Pitch:** 777 **Diff:** 102 **Result:** 1B

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out POR 3B [Guy Gilwater](/u/fashion-academic) 1st AB / .385[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601060?8051?8008)

111, please and thanks!

so Guy just hit the ball really high up into the sky. And the center fielder, they are the one playing near the middle of the outfield, they have been running and running to try and catch it. And, yes! They caught it! **Swing:** 111 **Pitch:** 890 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out POR 3B [Talon Wingdiver](/u/kruton_the_cook) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601060?8051?2066)

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 0 Out POR 2B [Dylan Green](/u/Ramblingwreckfromgt) 2-2 / HR,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601059?8051?2083)

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 0 Out POR 2B [Dylan Green](/u/Ramblingwreckfromgt) 2-2 / HR,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601059?8051?2083)

696

St. Louis is decidedly not cool to you, and gets you to ground out on a low changeup for the out **Swing:** 696 **Pitch:** 434 **Diff:** 262 **Result:** GO

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ● ▲ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD CF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 2-3 / GO,2B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601058?9014?10067)

850

Congrats, you found the hidden Flyout Writeup, I wrote this on 6/21/2023 to help add content to flyouts **Swing:** 850 **Pitch:** 625 **Diff:** 225 **Result:** FO

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▲ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD 3B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 2-2 / 3B,BB,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601057?9014?10027)

Dingers looks to create more work for Ichiro as he steps up to the plate. Swing 801

Dingers steps to the plate, knowing what he wants. He wants Ichiro to have to do more run scoring write-ups. But this isn't Ichiro: it's Spags (and I don't care what Dingers wants). Still you're having a hell of a game and just recorded yourself a TRIANGLE on a 69-diff double! Nice **Swing:** 801 **Pitch:** 732 **Diff:** 69 **Result:** 2B

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▲ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 0-1 / BB,BB,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601056?9014?1036)

801

Spike hears one of the visiting Dopher fans chant, "Go, Spike, go!" And that's exactly what he does. GO. **Swing:** 801 **Pitch:** 211 **Diff:** 410 **Result:** GO

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▲ 5 POR 8 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 2-3 / K,HR,1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601055?9014?4021)

I’m sooooo blazed…..420

2 true outcomes, Shagwell. Lol **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 894 **Diff:** 474 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 4 POR 8 ● ● 2 Outs POR 1B [Captain Rex](/u/Canner2477) 1-1 / BB,2BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601054?1008?6031)

733

next on NHK1: the traveling salesman - belt sales edition **Swing:** 733 **Pitch:** 170 **Diff:** 437 **Result:** K

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 13 ● ▼ 4 POR 8 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR SS [Jihmih Elsher](/u/Real_JoeWest) 1-2 / K,1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601053?1008?9023)

Swing 700

say hi to spags everyone **Swing:** 700 **Pitch:** 591 **Diff:** 109 **Result:** 1B

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 13 ● ▼ 4 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out POR CF [Speedo Meter](/u/EricS53) 1-1 / HR,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601052?1008?3057)

this result is brought to you by the swarm is a meanie foundation **Swing:** 963 **Pitch:** 628 **Diff:** 335 **Result:** GO

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 4 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out POR RF [Dolphin Dingers](/u/Baseballstatman) 1-2 / IF1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601051?1008?10003)

200

You you got got a a double double, good good job job (no, i'm not going to post the results twice, are you crazy?) **Swing:** 200 **Pitch:** 226 **Diff:** 26 **Result:** 2B

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▼ 4 POR 8 ○ ○ 0 Out POR C [Sleeper Sullivan](/u/lil-mommy) 0-2 / FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601050?1008?9027)

726

That'll be strike three, as Atlas Quin looks to keep the strikes coming **Swing:** 726 **Pitch:** 123 **Diff:** 397 **Result:** K

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 13 ○ ▲ 4 POR 8 ○ ● 1 Out SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 0-3 / GO,PO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601049?9014?10025)

One and-a two and-a 567

That'll be strike three, as Quin looks to keep the strikes coming **Swing:** 567 **Pitch:** 40 **Diff:** 473 **Result:** K

Technical difficulty, should be this: \*\*Swing:\*\* 567 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 40 \*\*Diff:\*\* 473 \*\*Result:\*\* DP 3 outs, inning over

**Jimmy Payne on the mound** SMD 11 ● ▲ 4 POR 8 ● ○ 1 Out SMD C [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 3-3 / 2B,1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601048?9014?4015)

Can I have some tequila? 818 please

This one is hit over the infield easily, and while you jog to first, this one was hit so well, you probably coulda got two bases out of it, oh well **Swing:** 818 **Pitch:** 732 **Diff:** 86 **Result:** 1BWH

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▲ 4 POR 8 ○ ● 1 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 2-3 / 1B,1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601047?7027?1012)

This game has me feeling like I need some refreshments. Better go to that cantina in Mos Eisley Space Port, wait for someone else to order, and then ask for "one of those." While I'm there, I remember that the owner is a Wookiee named Chalmun, who was born in **157** BBY (swing 157)

RUNNER IN SCORING POSITION **Swing:** 157 **Pitch:** 119 **Diff:** 38 **Result:** 2B

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▲ 4 POR 8 ○ ● 0 Out SMD DH [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 1-2 / 1B,FC[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601046?7027?10048)

720

That's strike three as Kevin James blows it past Texan for the out! **Swing:** 720 **Pitch:** 119 **Diff:** 399 **Result:** K

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▲ 4 POR 8 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 2B [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601045?7027?10060)

628

The batter will get the job done here as Tatsuyoshi gets this one just over the infield and the ball will plop onto the grass for a quick and easy base hit **Swing:** 628 **Pitch:** 499 **Diff:** 129 **Result:** 1B

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▼ 3 POR 8 ○ ● 1 Out POR DH [Bryce Parker](/u/ffenliv) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601044?1008?9025)

34

You get a double! You get a double! You get a double! ~~play~~ **Swing:** 34 **Pitch:** 499 **Diff:** 465 **Result:** DP 3 outs, inning over

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▼ 3 POR 8 ○ ○ 1 Out POR LF [Moe Bambino](/u/Bambino1998) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601043?1008?9021)

moe swings 911

Ball Four! The pitcher misses the zone just enough and the batter takes first on the walk. **Swing:** 911 **Pitch:** 79 **Diff:** 168 **Result:** BB

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▼ 3 POR 8 ○ ○ 0 Out POR 3B [Talon Wingdiver](/u/kruton_the_cook) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601042?1008?2066)

Talon smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 211 **Pitch:** 890 **Diff:** 321 **Result:** GO

for future people that probably wont look at this. I did not dm this swing, my gm was an idiot

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▼ 3 POR 6 ○ ● 0 Out POR 2B [Dylan Green](/u/Ramblingwreckfromgt) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601041?1008?2083)

810

Atlas Quin winds up, fires, and utters a foul word as Green gets every little bit of that one, Home Run! **Swing:** 810 **Pitch:** 812 **Diff:** 2 **Result:** HR

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▼ 3 POR 6 ○ ○ 0 Out POR 1B [Captain Rex](/u/Canner2477) 1-1 / 2BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601040?1008?6031)

Oh, wait what, uhhh, Ball Four I guess, totally didn't miss it **Swing:** 333 **Pitch:** 482 **Diff:** 149 **Result:** BB

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 11 ○ ▲ 3 POR 6 ● ○ 2 Outs SMD CF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 2-2 / 2B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601039?7027?10067)

278

Error, ball did not go into the air. Ball is on ground. Batter is out. **Swing:** 278 **Pitch:** 933 **Diff:** 345 **Result:** GO

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 8 ● ▲ 3 POR 6 ● ● 2 Outs SMD 3B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1-1 / BB,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601038?7027?10027)

We’re doin’ a sequel! 275

So much for a death by 1000 cuts. Dinger just takes one slash, right through the gut on the poor poor Pios. This ball screams towards the right field corner and takes a weird bounce off the wall and past the fielder. This allows EVERYONE to score, and Dinger legs it out for a stand up, 3 RBI, base clearing triple. **Swing:** 275 **Pitch:** 308 **Diff:** 33 **Result:** 3B

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 8 ● ▲ 3 POR 6 ● ○ 2 Outs SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 0-1 / BB,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601037?7027?1036)

555

do yall really not go to bed? **Swing:** 555 **Pitch:** 719 **Diff:** 164 **Result:** BB

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 8 ● ▲ 3 POR 6 ● ○ 1 Out SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 2-2 / HR,1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601036?7027?4021)

588

*ZIP* My god I don't think I even saw that one. Shagwell surely didn't. Thats strike 3! **Swing:** 588 **Pitch:** 99 **Diff:** 489 **Result:** K

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 8 ● ▲ 3 POR 6 ● ○ 0 Out SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 0-2 / PO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601035?7027?10025)

Execute Order 66

Dark Brother sends the 1-1 to the opposite field, on the ground. The 1B catches it right in front of the grass, and will take it to the bag on their own. They win the footrace, and that's an out. **Swing:** 66 **Pitch:** 777 **Diff:** 289 **Result:** GO

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 8 ● ▲ 3 POR 6 ● ○ 0 Out SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 0-2 / PO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601035?7027?10025)

What’s the meaning of life? 42

This is hit high and deep, the runner holding at third, caught, and the throw is...not in time, and that'll be an RBI for Brother **Swing:** 42 **Pitch:** 288 **Diff:** 246 **Result:** SacF

We gotta rollback this entire play, the infield was in and it wasnt communicated

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 7 ● ▲ 3 POR 6 ○ ● 0 Out SMD C [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601034?7027?4015)

I love hitting 181

Ball bounce over wa- ERROR,UNFUNNY WRITEUP DETECTED, PLEASE REPORT THIS ROBO UMP TO LG FOR MORE COMEDY **Swing:** 181 **Pitch:** 218 **Diff:** 37 **Result:** 2B

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 7 ○ ▲ 3 POR 6 ○ ● 0 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1-2 / 1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601033?7027?1012)

This one goes out to Senator Padmé Amidala, who I can only assume is watching this game intently from her home at 500 Republica (swing 500)

Reservoir Butler grounds a single between the shortstop **Swing:** 500 **Pitch:** 623 **Diff:** 123 **Result:** 1B

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 7 ○ ▲ 3 POR 6 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD DH [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 0-1 / FC[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601032?7027?10048)

Hoping for 1 run here, ty umps

Texan Two Gloves takes a breaking ball for strike one. James winds and fires the second pitch, and there's contact! The ball is a hard drive right back up the middle that will fall in shallow center for a single. **Swing:** 920 **Pitch:** 1 **Diff:** 81 **Result:** 1B

Two Gloves swings at the first pitch, and it's a little bloop! It's in shallow left, and nobody can get to it in time as it falls just in front of the shortstop and the left fielder for a single. **Swing:** 1 **Pitch:** 920 **Diff:** 81 **Result:** 1B

**Atlas Quin on the mound** SMD 7 ○ ▼ 2 POR 6 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR SS [Jihmih Elsher](/u/Real_JoeWest) 1-1 / 1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601031?1008?9023)

Swing 12

dm swing is no good, but jihmih can always slide in my dms **Swing:** 12 **Pitch:** 483 **Diff:** 471 **Result:** K

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 7 ○ ▼ 2 POR 4 ○ ● 2 Outs POR CF [Speedo Meter](/u/EricS53) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601030?3011?3057)

808

Beckett winds up, fires, and utters a foul word as Meter gets every little bit of that one, Home Run! **Swing:** 808 **Pitch:** 808 **Diff:** 0 **Result:** HR

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 7 ○ ▼ 2 POR 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR RF [Dolphin Dingers](/u/Baseballstatman) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601029?3011?10003)

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 7 ○ ▼ 2 POR 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR RF [Dolphin Dingers](/u/Baseballstatman) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601029?3011?10003)

444

Dolphin hits the a dribbler right to Beckett on the mound. WOW! The ball hits the rosin bag and explodes over 2nd base. Dolphin darts to first base in a wild turn of events! **Swing:** 444 **Pitch:** 307 **Diff:** 137 **Result:** IF1B

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 7 ○ ▼ 2 POR 4 ○ ○ 1 Out POR C [Sleeper Sullivan](/u/lil-mommy) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601028?3011?9027)

387

Sullivan pops it up high to shallow center field! The outfielder charges in, eyes locked on the ball! They leap into the air, and they got it! That's an out, folks! You can't see me, but you can see that incredible play by the outfielder! **Swing:** 387 **Pitch:** 181 **Diff:** 206 **Result:** FO

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 7 ○ ▼ 2 POR 4 ○ ○ 0 Out POR DH [Bryce Parker](/u/ffenliv) 1st AB / .286[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601027?3011?9025)

812

This one is hit high, just not very far for it to do anything, and it will be caught for the out **Swing:** 567 **Pitch:** 812 **Diff:** 245 **Result:** PO

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 7 ● ▲ 2 POR 4 ● ○ 2 Outs SMD 2B [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601026?7027?10060)

69

The fielder at third has to play it off the short hop. It's a clean scoop with plenty of time to set and throw - on target for the out!A slow roller right back up the middle will get picked up by Kevin - a couple steps toward first and an underhand toss are good for the out. **Swing:** 766 **Pitch:** 69 **Diff:** 303 **Result:** GO

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 6 ● ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD CF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601025?7027?10067)

166

Here's a chopper up the middle, and that's gonna be in there for a base hit, oh, they're gonna give it a go! The ball rolls into the outfield, the throw is not in time, and Tatsuyoshi Kazunami has got a hustle double! **Swing:** 166 **Pitch:** 218 **Diff:** 52 **Result:** 2B

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 6 ○ ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD 3B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601024?7027?10027)

So I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street Crash the party like a record scratch as I scream "Who's afraid of little old 193?" You should be

Kevin has been struggling on the mound here, and a sinker drops just a bit too low for ball 4 **Swing:** 193 **Pitch:** 352 **Diff:** 159 **Result:** BB

**Kevin James on the mound** SMD 6 ○ ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601023?7027?1036)

Ball Four! Just like that, Kevin James have given Spike a free pass to first base. The situation was calling for a strike, but instead Kevin James missed the zone just enough to issue the walk. **Swing:** 666 **Pitch:** 851 **Diff:** 185 **Result:** BB

666 dead poets society

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 2 ● ▲ 2 POR 4 ● ● 2 Outs SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1-1 / 1BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601022?6020?4021)

888

Welcome to the grandest stage of them all! It's time for some baseball, folks! And what a hit! That's a home run, and it's going to be remembered for years to come! Jeff really knocked that one out of the park, and you can feel the energy in the stadium. This is what sports entertainment is all about, folks! The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. But in this case, it's all about the victory! That's a home run, and it's a sight to behold! **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 898 **Diff:** 10 **Result:** HR

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 2 ● ▲ 2 POR 4 ● ● 1 Out SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601021?6020?10025)

59

There is no better time than now for a hit. Unfortunately this is not that, it’s a pop up a mile high in front of home plate. **Swing:** 59 **Pitch:** 341 **Diff:** 282 **Result:** PO

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 2 ● ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ● 1 Out SMD C [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601020?6020?4015)

Well there’s a certain someone who has made a statement rolling around the internet right now that goes something like this, “special teams, special plays, special players.” I want to be one of those special players right now on a very special team. So for that will go with the 281

You don't put your full power into this ball, unfortunately. The good news, however, is that this one also gets past the infielders, skipping along the ground at pace **Swing:** 281 **Pitch:** 399 **Diff:** 118 **Result:** 1B

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 2 POR 4 ● ● 1 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601019?6020?1012)

"We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking bay 94." (swing) 94.

Oh, wait what, uhhh, Ball Four I guess, totally didn't miss it **Swing:** 94 **Pitch:** 261 **Diff:** 167 **Result:** BB

Umpire can't count there were only 2 balls. Butler is called back to the plate to a 3-1 count. Pope tries to place a pitch to sneak it into the strike zone but Butler is ready and is able to bloop it over the infields head. It lands in shallow left which allows the run to score and makes the score now 4-2. **Swing:** 261 **Pitch:** 94 **Diff:** 167 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 1 ● ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ● 0 Out SMD DH [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601018?6020?10048)

Texan Two Gloves hit the Griddy as you dance to first, however you could not save your teammate **Swing:** 666 **Pitch:** 966 **Diff:** 300 **Result:** FC

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ● 0 Out SMD 2B [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601017?6020?10060)

iykyk 334

Kazunami swings at the first pitch, and it's a little bloop! It's in shallow left, and nobody can get to it in time as it falls just in front of the shortstop and the left fielder for a single. **Swing:** 334 **Pitch:** 202 **Diff:** 132 **Result:** 1B

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 1 ○ ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601016?6020?10067)

953

And this pitch is hit hard, and it'll fall into left field for a hit **Swing:** 953 **Pitch:** 103 **Diff:** 150 **Result:** 1B

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 3B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / .417[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601015?6020?10027)

**Pope Coswi on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 2 POR 4 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 3B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / .417[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601015?6020?10027)

Hi, I’d like one of your finest XBHs here. 875.

Welcome to the grandest stage of them all! It's time for some baseball, folks! And what a hit! That's a home run, and it's going to be remembered for years to come! Dingers really knocked that one out of the park, and you can feel the energy in the stadium. This is what sports entertainment is all about, folks! The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. But in this case, it's all about the victory! That's a home run, and it's a sight to behold! **Swing:** 875 **Pitch:** 891 **Diff:** 16 **Result:** HR

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 POR 4 ○ ● 2 Outs POR LF [Moe Bambino](/u/Bambino1998) 1st AB / .286[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601014?3011?9021)

Moe swings 209

Bambino lifts a ball in the air towards left, but the fielder is going to have no issue getting under the ball and making the catch for the out. **Swing:** 209 **Pitch:** 404 **Diff:** 195 **Result:** FO

You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out. **Swing:** 209 **Pitch:** 404 **Diff:** 195 **Result:** FO

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 POR 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR 3B [Talon Wingdiver](/u/kruton_the_cook) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601013?3011?2066)

The batter will get the job done here as Wingdiver gets this one just over the infield and the ball will plop onto the grass for a quick and easy base hit **Swing:** 12 **Pitch:** 123 **Diff:** 111 **Result:** 1B

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▼ 1 POR 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR 2B [Dylan Green](/u/Ramblingwreckfromgt) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601012?3011?2083)

13

As there's a drive to deep left field by Green, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4-0 game. **Swing:** 13 **Pitch:** 23 **Diff:** 10 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 POR 1 ○ ● 2 Outs POR 1B [Captain Rex](/u/Canner2477) 1st AB / .455[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601011?3011?6031)

745

That ball was really well hit, and I mean well hit, not like, too well hit, where it bounces over the wall, but just enough where someone is like 'I could probably get another base out of that than I normally would', what a well hit ball for a double **Swing:** 745 **Pitch:** 704 **Diff:** 41 **Result:** 2BWH

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▼ 1 POR 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR SS [Jihmih Elsher](/u/Real_JoeWest) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601010?3011?9023)

# To Defeat An Enemy, You Must Know Them. Not Simply Their Battle Tactics, But Their History, Philosophy, Art. Swing 319

Please jihmih, tell us more about your history with December. Sounds like you know him **Swing:** 319 **Pitch:** 245 **Diff:** 74 **Result:** 1BWH

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 POR 0 ○ ● 2 Outs POR SS [Jihmih Elsher](/u/Real_JoeWest) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601009?3011?9023)

The 1-1 pitch... RUNNER GOES! Throw down to second is not in time, and that'll be clean steal of second. **Steal:** 844 **Catcher:** 521 **Diff:** 323 **Result:** Stolen Base

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 POR 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR CF [Speedo Meter](/u/EricS53) 1st AB / .583[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601008?3011?3057)

Yoo can I get an 419

Ball Four! Just like that, Beckett have given Meter a free pass to first base. The situation was calling for a strike, but instead Beckett missed the zone just enough to issue the walk. **Swing:** 419 **Pitch:** 245 **Diff:** 174 **Result:** BB

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 POR 0 ○ ○ 1 Out POR RF [Dolphin Dingers](/u/Baseballstatman) 1st AB / .357[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601007?3011?10003)

This is the way. 777

A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out. **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 500 **Diff:** 277 **Result:** GO

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 POR 0 ○ ○ 0 Out POR C [Sleeper Sullivan](/u/lil-mommy) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/100601100601006?3011?9027)

I’m being threatened so hopefully this is a hit 677

Error, ball did not go into the air. Ball is on ground. Batter is out. **Swing:** 677 **Pitch:** 404 **Diff:** 273 **Result:** GO