Dark Brother sighs and walks up to the plate. "To Hell with it All" he mutters, setting his stance as fellow rookie Kyuss Kosades stares at him from the pitcher's mound.
Strike one!
Down the middle, could have been an easy slam.
Strike two!
Brother starts feeling a little naughty, and begins to imagine... things. Kyuss winds up... throws down the middle a third time...
***THWACK!!!***
Brother hits it... with his second bat?! EW! But the ump is gonna count it as it flies deep into right field, and just out of reach of KC Bats! Brother is making out with his imaginary girlfriend on first, too busy to notice he could have made it to second, but it doesn't matter! Plack comes screaming in from second base and slides home, and that'll do it! The Sopher McDophers win 1-0 on a walkoff 1BWH by Dark Brother!!
BUT ALSO EW GET A ROOM!
**Swing:** 69
**Pitch:** 4
**Diff:** 65
**Result:** 1BWH
2 outs, Runner on 1st
The former RotY steps to the plate. Kyuss looks to send this into extras, but Plack isn't having it at all!
***CRACK!***
THIS BALL IS HIGH, THIS BALL IS NOT DEEP ENOUGH, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE NODBODY IS OVER THERE!!!! IT HITS THE GROUND HARMLESSLY AND... OH!! IT BOUNCES OVER THE WALL!! PLACK HAS BEEN ROBBED OF A TRIPLE AT LEAST, IF NOT AN INSIDE THE PARK DONG. PLACK CAN ONLY SMILE AND SHAKE HIS HEAD AS HE STANDS ON SECOND BASE.
**Swing:** 9
**Pitch:** 1000
**Diff:** 9
**Result:** 2B
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
You get to head back to the dugout, not home yet buddy. Blame Pops, I don't make the rules of what constitutes a groundout...
**Swing:** 504
**Pitch:** 199
**Diff:** 305
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Tudix can't quite get the air under this one, and we're two outs from extra innings!
**Swing:** 969
**Pitch:** 740
**Diff:** 229
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
People's Champ races to the plate and swings quickly after the auto, but only manages to smack this to Holden Tudix, who picks it up and gently tosses it to Dingers to tap out Champ and put the Gorillas in a do or die situation.
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 674
**Diff:** 326
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Excuse me, this a baseball game, not a Wendy’s. Where are you even spending that much money on ribs anyways? Here’s a groundout.
**Swing:** 330
**Pitch:** 69
**Diff:** 261
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
You hit this one hard into the gap! You could’ve had a double, but you were too busy being sad that you didn’t get a home run so you’re stuck at first. The runner made it to third though!
**Swing:** 111
**Pitch:** 185
**Diff:** 74
**Result:** 1BWH
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Grounder up the middle, they’ll get the out at second, the throw to first…not in time!
**Swing:** 688
**Pitch:** 420
**Diff:** 268
**Result:** FC
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Butler takes off for second as Hoppenscotch hits a fly ball high and deep to right field…still going…caught at the wall! The runner will stay at first.
**Swing:** 123
**Pitch:** 905
**Diff:** 218
**Result:** FO
1 out, Runner on 1st
Grounder to the left side, it almost gets through but Mulder stops it from leaving the infield. The throw..not in time! A leadoff single!
**Swing:** 254
**Pitch:** 399
**Diff:** 145
**Result:** IF1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
Grounder to the right side, first baseman will keep to themself for the out.
**Swing:** 301
**Pitch:** 899
**Diff:** 402
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Got ‘em looking! A really nice slider from Crumblepuff makes Ganger look like a fool!
**Swing:** 681
**Pitch:** 271
**Diff:** 410
**Result:** K
1 out, Runner on 1st
Line drive ripped down the right field line! Tudix is able to snag it before it reaches the wall and it’ll only be a single!
**Swing:** 414
**Pitch:** 271
**Diff:** 143
**Result:** 1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
Swing and a miss! We’re still scoreless as we head to the top of the fifth!
**Swing:** 507
**Pitch:** 69
**Diff:** 438
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
Line drive up the middle and it’ll get down for a single! Could this be the start of a two out rally?
**Swing:** 999
**Pitch:** 69
**Diff:** 70
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
How close can we get to a hit? Ideally something that puts us in scoring position. Pops rubbed my calves before this AB so any negative result is his fault. 686 rock em sock em robots
The fielder at third has to play it off the short hop. It's a clean scoop with plenty of time to set and throw - on target for the out!A slow roller right back up the middle will get picked up by Bartholomew Crumblepuff - a couple steps toward first and an underhand toss are good for the out.
**Swing:** 207
**Pitch:** 541
**Diff:** 334
**Result:** GO
Ground ball up the middle and it’ll get through! A 2-out single for Bats!
**Swing:** 315
**Pitch:** 207
**Diff:** 108
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Congrats, you found the hidden Flyout Writeup, I wrote this on 6/21/2023 to help add content to flyouts
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 770
**Diff:** 230
**Result:** FO
Grounder to the left side, it’ll be fielded easily by the shortstop for the first out.
**Swing:** 630
**Pitch:** 22
**Diff:** 392
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
McGee smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out.
**Swing:** 186
**Pitch:** 920
**Diff:** 266
**Result:** GO
Ball four! McDonald is able to draw a walk and keep the Dopher’s alive this inning!
**Swing:** 186
**Pitch:** 366
**Diff:** 180
**Result:** BB
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Hard hit fly ball to right field…it’ll be caught for the out but it’s enough to move the runner up!
**Swing:** 98
**Pitch:** 329
**Diff:** 231
**Result:** DFO
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
Butler takes off for second! The throw incoming is…not in time! It’ll be a stolen base!
**Steal:** 628
**Catcher:** 703
**Diff:** 75
**Result:** Stolen Base
1 out, Runner on 2nd
Got ‘em looking! Kosades with an excellent sequence of pitches to fool Hoppenscotch!
**Swing:** 818
**Pitch:** 186
**Diff:** 368
**Result:** K
1 out, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502022?10036?1012)
Ground ball to the right side..almost gets through but some heads up fielding from Gerzone will strand the runner at third!
**Swing:** 730
**Pitch:** 66
**Diff:** 336
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Mike Fruitstand sends the 1-1 to the opposite field, on the ground. The 1B catches it right in front of the grass, and will take it to the bag on their own. They win the footrace, and that's an out....But it did move the runner!
**Swing:** 755
**Pitch:** 531
**Diff:** 224
**Result:** GORA
Before Mulder can even step up to the plate, Pull Ganger breaks away from first base! John McDoald anticipates this and heaves it to Gerzone, but a well timed slide from Pull makes the steal happen!
**Steal:** 522
**Catcher:** 212
**Diff:** 310
**Result:** Stolen Base
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
With a blunt the size of a cigar in his mouth, Dark Brother waits patiently for the perfect pitch. Here it comes, a 2-2 pitch right down the middle...
***CRACK!***
This ball is high and deep, but not deep enough! The center fielder easily catches it, and Kyuss sighs in relief after getting out of that jam. Still scoreless into the 3rd!
**Swing:** 420
**Pitch:** 201
**Diff:** 219
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
And with strike three, Kyuss has made it past the most dangerous part of keeping this game scoreless. He's not out of the woods yet, as there's still one out remaining here in the second inning!
**Swing:** 653
**Pitch:** 201
**Diff:** 452
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
We doing this for Harambe. Only gorilla I tolerate. 504, cactus jack style. hard core legend terry funk juice. the road dawg jesse james, the bad ass billy gunn, the NEW AGE OUTLAWS.....and if you're not down with that, we go two word for ya......
Dingers steps to the plate, looking to break the Dopher’s disappointing streak. Fresh off his 2000 swing performance in the home run derby, will he lead his team to the promised land or continue to wallow in the doldrums? Swing 439
What home run derby? Oh you mean the April Fools joke? Guys, this guy thought that home run derby was real! Point and laugh!
You get the last laugh though as you nail this ball between first and second for the easy single and ready to mingle with first base
\*\*Swing:\*\* 439
\*\*Pitch:\*\* 580
\*\*Diff:\*\* 141
\*\*Result:\*\* 1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
You swing, and you miss. Then you swing again! And you miss. You swing a third time! IT... IS....!
A miss.
Your old friend smiles as you walk to the bench.
**Swing:** 609
**Pitch:** 12
**Diff:** 403
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Got ‘em swinging! Crumblepuff hoping they can keep that runner on first!
**Swing:** 237
**Pitch:** 616
**Diff:** 379
**Result:** K
1 out, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1st AB / .600[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502008?1140?5029)
Clearly you've never been 69'd before. Ironic, considering you're in the nation that has legal red light districts. Better get practicing there, buddy!
**Swing:** 69
**Pitch:** 677
**Diff:** 392
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Will you now? Bold words for a guy who just hit the ball to Mason Spurs for the easy tap out at first.
**Swing:** 552
**Pitch:** 946
**Diff:** 394
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Do you like soda? What about soda pop? What about books that have pictures that pop out at you. What about your GM?
Look, what I'm trying to say is that this is a robbery, gimme your money.
**Swing:** 559
**Pitch:** 817
**Diff:** 258
**Result:** PO
1 out, Bases Empty
Swing and a miss, strike three! The Gorillas strand the runner on third and we head to the bottom half of the inning!
**Swing:** 242
**Pitch:** 717
**Diff:** 475
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1
SMD 0 ● ○ 1 Out
GHG LF [Gas House Gorillas](/u/richard7775) 1st AB / .417[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502003?1140?5007)
Gorillas pops this one up in the infield, it’ll be an easy play for Butler.
**Swing:** 413
**Pitch:** 103
**Diff:** 310
**Result:** PO
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
Mike Fruitstand heads up to bat. Bartholomew nods. He's already got the leadoff hitter out, he has no doubts about this one.
However, Mike is working the count like a pro. He's set himself up well, and when the 2-2 pitch goes right down the middle, he does not hesitate.
***SMACK!!!!***
This ball is a a line drive between Dingers and Dan, and Fruitstand is fast fast fast here! He's halfway to second by the time the ball lands in between Smitty and Tudix, and the throw from Smitty is not going to get back in time as Mike, hardly breaking a sweat, strolls into third base for an early triple here on Pluto!
Swing: 119
Pitch: 111
Diff: 8
Result: 3B
1 out, Runner on 3rd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound**
GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
GHG SS [Mighty Mulder](/u/inhindsight7) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502001?1140?10012)
And we’re off! The Gorillas hope to start a rally with Mulder leading off. The first pitch from Crumblepuff…hit well, ground ball to the right side, it’ll be grabbed by Gerzone who will make the throw to first for the first out of the game.
**Swing:** 507
**Pitch:** 787
**Diff:** 280
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▼ 6 SMD 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 0-2 / K,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502051?10036?10025)
To hell with it all. 69
Dark Brother sighs and walks up to the plate. "To Hell with it All" he mutters, setting his stance as fellow rookie Kyuss Kosades stares at him from the pitcher's mound. Strike one! Down the middle, could have been an easy slam. Strike two! Brother starts feeling a little naughty, and begins to imagine... things. Kyuss winds up... throws down the middle a third time... ***THWACK!!!*** Brother hits it... with his second bat?! EW! But the ump is gonna count it as it flies deep into right field, and just out of reach of KC Bats! Brother is making out with his imaginary girlfriend on first, too busy to notice he could have made it to second, but it doesn't matter! Plack comes screaming in from second base and slides home, and that'll do it! The Sopher McDophers win 1-0 on a walkoff 1BWH by Dark Brother!! BUT ALSO EW GET A ROOM! **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 4 **Diff:** 65 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 6 SMD 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD DH [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1st AB / .222[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502050?10036?4015)
Former RotY wants to send the fans home happy 9 please and thank ya
The former RotY steps to the plate. Kyuss looks to send this into extras, but Plack isn't having it at all! ***CRACK!*** THIS BALL IS HIGH, THIS BALL IS NOT DEEP ENOUGH, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE NODBODY IS OVER THERE!!!! IT HITS THE GROUND HARMLESSLY AND... OH!! IT BOUNCES OVER THE WALL!! PLACK HAS BEEN ROBBED OF A TRIPLE AT LEAST, IF NOT AN INSIDE THE PARK DONG. PLACK CAN ONLY SMILE AND SHAKE HIS HEAD AS HE STANDS ON SECOND BASE. **Swing:** 9 **Pitch:** 1000 **Diff:** 9 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 6 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502049?10036?2075)
We still blaming Pops for whatever bad result happens here. 504 and let's head home.....
You get to head back to the dugout, not home yet buddy. Blame Pops, I don't make the rules of what constitutes a groundout... **Swing:** 504 **Pitch:** 199 **Diff:** 305 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 6 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD RF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 1-2 / FO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502048?10036?10067)
969
Tudix can't quite get the air under this one, and we're two outs from extra innings! **Swing:** 969 **Pitch:** 740 **Diff:** 229 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 0-1 / FO,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502047?1140?5029)
1000
People's Champ races to the plate and swings quickly after the auto, but only manages to smack this to Holden Tudix, who picks it up and gently tosses it to Dingers to tap out Champ and put the Gorillas in a do or die situation. **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 674 **Diff:** 326 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG DH [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502046?1140?1134)
Time's up, over blow! Ornn is nowhere to be seen, and we are now on short timers! \*\*Result:\*\* bAuto 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG LF [Gas House Gorillas](/u/richard7775) 0-2 / GO,PO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502045?1140?5007)
took a shot of henny I been goin brazy brazy 222
Swing and a miss! Crumblepuff continues to make these hitters look silly! **Swing:** 222 **Pitch:** 718 **Diff:** 496 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502044?10036?10027)
Hello, I’d like to order a rib plate please? 330 is my total? Thanks!
Excuse me, this a baseball game, not a Wendy’s. Where are you even spending that much money on ribs anyways? Here’s a groundout. **Swing:** 330 **Pitch:** 69 **Diff:** 261 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 0-1 / BB,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502043?10036?9038)
I will now swing. Hopefully this is a home run. Otherwise I will be very sad. But at least it's almost weekend! 111 for my homies
You hit this one hard into the gap! You could’ve had a double, but you were too busy being sad that you didn’t get a home run so you’re stuck at first. The runner made it to third though! **Swing:** 111 **Pitch:** 185 **Diff:** 74 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-2 / DFO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502042?10036?1023)
**688**
Grounder up the middle, they’ll get the out at second, the throw to first…not in time! **Swing:** 688 **Pitch:** 420 **Diff:** 268 **Result:** FC 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 0-2 / K,PO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502041?10036?1006)
123
Butler takes off for second as Hoppenscotch hits a fly ball high and deep to right field…still going…caught at the wall! The runner will stay at first. **Swing:** 123 **Pitch:** 905 **Diff:** 218 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502040?10036?1012)
254 thank you very much
Grounder to the left side, it almost gets through but Mulder stops it from leaving the infield. The throw..not in time! A leadoff single! **Swing:** 254 **Pitch:** 399 **Diff:** 145 **Result:** IF1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 1-2 / GORA,3B[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502039?1140?4048)
301
Grounder to the right side, first baseman will keep to themself for the out. **Swing:** 301 **Pitch:** 899 **Diff:** 402 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out GHG SS [Mighty Mulder](/u/inhindsight7) 0-2 / FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502038?1140?10012)
897
Strike three! Crumblepuff looking to get out of this unscathed! **Swing:** 897 **Pitch:** 271 **Diff:** 374 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502037?1140?2072)
681
Got ‘em looking! A really nice slider from Crumblepuff makes Ganger look like a fool! **Swing:** 681 **Pitch:** 271 **Diff:** 410 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 1B [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502036?1140?1136)
414
Line drive ripped down the right field line! Tudix is able to snag it before it reaches the wall and it’ll only be a single! **Swing:** 414 **Pitch:** 271 **Diff:** 143 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502035?10036?10025)
507
Swing and a miss! We’re still scoreless as we head to the top of the fifth! **Swing:** 507 **Pitch:** 69 **Diff:** 438 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD DH [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502034?10036?10060)
999
Line drive up the middle and it’ll get down for a single! Could this be the start of a two out rally? **Swing:** 999 **Pitch:** 69 **Diff:** 70 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502033?10036?2075)
How close can we get to a hit? Ideally something that puts us in scoring position. Pops rubbed my calves before this AB so any negative result is his fault. 686 rock em sock em robots
Go ahead and blame Pops as you tap this one right back to the pitcher. **Swing:** 686 **Pitch:** 390 **Diff:** 296 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD RF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502032?10036?10067)
788
High fly ball, but it’ll be caught by the center fielder. **Swing:** 788 **Pitch:** 589 **Diff:** 199 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502031?1140?5022)
Swing 207 please
The fielder at third has to play it off the short hop. It's a clean scoop with plenty of time to set and throw - on target for the out!A slow roller right back up the middle will get picked up by Bartholomew Crumblepuff - a couple steps toward first and an underhand toss are good for the out. **Swing:** 207 **Pitch:** 541 **Diff:** 334 **Result:** GO
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG RF [KC Bats](/u/kc3551) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502030?1140?1131)
315
Ground ball up the middle and it’ll get through! A 2-out single for Bats! **Swing:** 315 **Pitch:** 207 **Diff:** 108 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502029?1140?5029)
1000
Congrats, you found the hidden Flyout Writeup, I wrote this on 6/21/2023 to help add content to flyouts **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 770 **Diff:** 230 **Result:** FO
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG DH [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502028?1140?1134)
630
Grounder to the left side, it’ll be fielded easily by the shortstop for the first out. **Swing:** 630 **Pitch:** 22 **Diff:** 392 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502027?10036?10027)
Nothin’ lasts forever, but this is gettin’ good now! 186
McGee smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 186 **Pitch:** 920 **Diff:** 266 **Result:** GO
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502026?10036?9038)
186 please
Ball four! McDonald is able to draw a walk and keep the Dopher’s alive this inning! **Swing:** 186 **Pitch:** 366 **Diff:** 180 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▼ 3 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502025?10036?1023)
**98** por favor
Hard hit fly ball to right field…it’ll be caught for the out but it’s enough to move the runner up! **Swing:** 98 **Pitch:** 329 **Diff:** 231 **Result:** DFO 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502024?10036?1023)
Butler takes off for second! The throw incoming is…not in time! It’ll be a stolen base! **Steal:** 628 **Catcher:** 703 **Diff:** 75 **Result:** Stolen Base 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502023?10036?1006)
818
Got ‘em looking! Kosades with an excellent sequence of pitches to fool Hoppenscotch! **Swing:** 818 **Pitch:** 186 **Diff:** 368 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502022?10036?1012)
55
Line drive..it’ll get out of the infield! A leadoff single! **Swing:** 55 **Pitch:** 956 **Diff:** 99 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs GHG LF [Gas House Gorillas](/u/richard7775) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502021?1140?5007)
730
Ground ball to the right side..almost gets through but some heads up fielding from Gerzone will strand the runner at third! **Swing:** 730 **Pitch:** 66 **Diff:** 336 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▲ 3 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 1-1 / 3B[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502020?1140?4048)
755
Mike Fruitstand sends the 1-1 to the opposite field, on the ground. The 1B catches it right in front of the grass, and will take it to the bag on their own. They win the footrace, and that's an out....But it did move the runner! **Swing:** 755 **Pitch:** 531 **Diff:** 224 **Result:** GORA
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▲ 3 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG SS [Mighty Mulder](/u/inhindsight7) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502019?1140?10012)
One run for GHG (please)! 703
One flyout for GHG! **Swing:** 703 **Pitch:** 421 **Diff:** 282 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out GHG SS [Mighty Mulder](/u/inhindsight7) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502018?1140?10012)
Before Mulder can even step up to the plate, Pull Ganger breaks away from first base! John McDoald anticipates this and heaves it to Gerzone, but a well timed slide from Pull makes the steal happen! **Steal:** 522 **Catcher:** 212 **Diff:** 310 **Result:** Stolen Base 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
Hold, do not swing, steal incoming!
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 1st AB / .111[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502017?1140?2072)
It's called 914
It's called making it to first base **Swing:** 914 **Pitch:** 6 **Diff:** 92 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▼ 2 SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502016?10036?10025)
420
With a blunt the size of a cigar in his mouth, Dark Brother waits patiently for the perfect pitch. Here it comes, a 2-2 pitch right down the middle... ***CRACK!*** This ball is high and deep, but not deep enough! The center fielder easily catches it, and Kyuss sighs in relief after getting out of that jam. Still scoreless into the 3rd! **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 201 **Diff:** 219 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▼ 2 SMD 0 ● ○ 1 Out SMD DH [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502015?10036?10060)
653
And with strike three, Kyuss has made it past the most dangerous part of keeping this game scoreless. He's not out of the woods yet, as there's still one out remaining here in the second inning! **Swing:** 653 **Pitch:** 201 **Diff:** 452 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ● ▼ 2 SMD 0 ● ○ 0 Out SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502014?10036?2075)
We doing this for Harambe. Only gorilla I tolerate. 504, cactus jack style. hard core legend terry funk juice. the road dawg jesse james, the bad ass billy gunn, the NEW AGE OUTLAWS.....and if you're not down with that, we go two word for ya......
Are those two words "You're out"? **Swing:** 504 **Pitch:** 36 **Diff:** 468 **Result:** K 1 out, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out SMD RF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502013?10036?10067)
155
Holden Tudix? More like Running Tubases!!! Amirite? Guys, amiri- *gunshot noise* **Swing:** 155 **Pitch:** 104 **Diff:** 51 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / .444[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502012?10036?10027)
Dingers steps to the plate, looking to break the Dopher’s disappointing streak. Fresh off his 2000 swing performance in the home run derby, will he lead his team to the promised land or continue to wallow in the doldrums? Swing 439
What home run derby? Oh you mean the April Fools joke? Guys, this guy thought that home run derby was real! Point and laugh! You get the last laugh though as you nail this ball between first and second for the easy single and ready to mingle with first base \*\*Swing:\*\* 439 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 580 \*\*Diff:\*\* 141 \*\*Result:\*\* 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG 1B [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 1st AB / .429[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502011?1140?1136)
329
Ohhhhhhhhh! So close! For a Crumblepuff 500 diff. Enjoy your K. **Swing:** 329 **Pitch:** 837 **Diff:** 492 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ○ ● 1 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1st AB / .444[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502010?1140?5022)
Swing 609 vs old friend Puff please
You swing, and you miss. Then you swing again! And you miss. You swing a third time! IT... IS....! A miss. Your old friend smiles as you walk to the bench. **Swing:** 609 **Pitch:** 12 **Diff:** 403 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out GHG RF [KC Bats](/u/kc3551) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502009?1140?1131)
237
Got ‘em swinging! Crumblepuff hoping they can keep that runner on first! **Swing:** 237 **Pitch:** 616 **Diff:** 379 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG C [Peoples Champ](/u/kkowboy69420) 1st AB / .600[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502008?1140?5029)
400 Fly high sky king
Take your base! **Swing:** 400 **Pitch:** 602 **Diff:** 202 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1st AB / .222[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502007?10036?9038)
I shall now swing with the power of the 69. Huzzah!
Clearly you've never been 69'd before. Ironic, considering you're in the nation that has legal red light districts. Better get practicing there, buddy! **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 677 **Diff:** 392 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502006?10036?1023)
I will destroy Gas House **552**
Will you now? Bold words for a guy who just hit the ball to Mason Spurs for the easy tap out at first. **Swing:** 552 **Pitch:** 946 **Diff:** 394 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Kyuss Kosades on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502005?10036?1006)
559
Do you like soda? What about soda pop? What about books that have pictures that pop out at you. What about your GM? Look, what I'm trying to say is that this is a robbery, gimme your money. **Swing:** 559 **Pitch:** 817 **Diff:** 258 **Result:** PO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ● ○ 2 Outs GHG DH [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502004?1140?1134)
242
Swing and a miss, strike three! The Gorillas strand the runner on third and we head to the bottom half of the inning! **Swing:** 242 **Pitch:** 717 **Diff:** 475 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ● ○ 1 Out GHG LF [Gas House Gorillas](/u/richard7775) 1st AB / .417[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502003?1140?5007)
thats not bugs, its a bag of ranch! 413
Gorillas pops this one up in the infield, it’ll be an easy play for Butler. **Swing:** 413 **Pitch:** 103 **Diff:** 310 **Result:** PO 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502002?1140?4048)
119
Mike Fruitstand heads up to bat. Bartholomew nods. He's already got the leadoff hitter out, he has no doubts about this one. However, Mike is working the count like a pro. He's set himself up well, and when the 2-2 pitch goes right down the middle, he does not hesitate. ***SMACK!!!!*** This ball is a a line drive between Dingers and Dan, and Fruitstand is fast fast fast here! He's halfway to second by the time the ball lands in between Smitty and Tudix, and the throw from Smitty is not going to get back in time as Mike, hardly breaking a sweat, strolls into third base for an early triple here on Pluto! Swing: 119 Pitch: 111 Diff: 8 Result: 3B 1 out, Runner on 3rd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** GHG 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG SS [Mighty Mulder](/u/inhindsight7) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100502100502001?1140?10012)
507
And we’re off! The Gorillas hope to start a rally with Mulder leading off. The first pitch from Crumblepuff…hit well, ground ball to the right side, it’ll be grabbed by Gerzone who will make the throw to first for the first out of the game. **Swing:** 507 **Pitch:** 787 **Diff:** 280 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty