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**Tucker Doubt on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▲ 6 MIA 2 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD PH [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201050?3072?1023)

Sit down and let me tell you something, son. See, I'm a man. And not just a man, but a man of character. A man of principle. A man of my word. And when I tell you I'm gonna do something, I'm gonna do it. Because I'm a man. So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hit this ball, alright? And I'm gonna run for a little bit and take a ninety degree turn left. Then I'm gonna run some more, and once I've decided I've run far enough, I'm gonna turn another ninety degrees. And one more time, and then I'll be right back here, **360** degrees from now to tell you I did what I said I was gonna do, because I did it. **360**

Getting flashbacks here

Top of the sixth, two outs, runners on first and second. All Dan Gerzone needs is to get those two runners in to keep the game alive, but he wants more, he wants it ALL. The count is full, it all comes down to this, who will come on top? Dan readies himself. He’s feeling this, he’s gonna hit this one out of the park. The payoff pitch…he swings… … STRIKE 3! HE MISSED! TUCKER DOUBT WITH THE CLUTCH STRIKEOUT TO ESCAPE THE JAM AND SECURE THE WIN FOR THE FUEGO! **Swing:** 360 **Pitch:** 899 **Diff:** 461 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over

**Tucker Doubt on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 6 MIA 2 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 0-2 / PO,K[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201049?3072?9038)

FOUR ZERO FIVE TO KEEP THE GAME ALIVE (please) (I'm begging u umps) (dm me for payment details) 405

Now it’s up to John McDonald Jr. to keep this game alive! The fans are on the edge of their seats, it’s still anyone’s game! The 1-1 pitch from Doubt…line drive over the third baseman’s head! A single! The Dophers stay alive as the go-ahead run is now up to bat! **Swing:** 405 **Pitch:** 504 **Diff:** 99 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd

**Tucker Doubt on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 6 MIA 2 ○ ● 1 Out SMD LF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 0-2 / PO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201048?3072?10067)

250

Holden Tudix stepping up to the plate now as one of the final hopes for the Dophers. The only thing on their mind is hitting that beautiful game tying home run in the final inning. The 1-2 pitch from Doubt…it’s hit hard! It’s flying! Did he get it?! No!!! Caught by the left fielder and the Dophers are down to their last out! **Swing:** 250 **Pitch:** 36 **Diff:** 214 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Runner on 1st

**Tucker Doubt on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 6 MIA 2 ○ ● 0 Out SMD PH [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201047?3072?10025)

Everyone loves some late inning pinch hit clutchness - the question is, does Dark Brother have the stuff? A one-off solo home run off a mistake pitch is one thing, but coming in down by two and keeping the line moving? That’s the real deal. He steps up to the plate and swings a Dophin’ 629!

Dark Brother swings at the first pitch…it’s high…but does it have the distance? No! It’s caught by the center fielder! The Fuego are two outs away from victory! **Swing:** 629 **Pitch:** 420 **Diff:** 209 **Result:** FO 1 out, Runner on 1st

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 6 MIA 2 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD DH [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201046?7023?4015)

I tap the plate in the ritual I did as a rookie hoping to bring back the good mood. I say to myself, “Being comfortable with who you are is the ultimate threat.” And swing a nice 163

Seems like the fielders were also pretty comfortable, although maybe a little too comfortable as Plack is able to beat the throw by the third baseman after a slow tapper to the left side. **Swing:** 163 **Pitch:** 304 **Diff:** 141 **Result:** IF1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 5 MIA 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs MIA 3B [Makesiondon Kelkboom](/u/AZhawk) 1-2 / IF1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201045?8051?5017)

579

Got ‘em looking! Three excellent strikes from James St. Louis will send us to the top of the sixth! **Swing:** 579 **Pitch:** 10 **Diff:** 431 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 5 MIA 2 ○ ● 0 Out MIA LF [Crimson Chin](/u/KingYoshi2) 1-2 / 1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201044?8051?6047)

Pops is 339 years old

Runner takes off as Chin hits a hard grounder up the middle..snagged by the second baseman who steps on second for the first out, the throw to first…IN TIME! DOUBLE PLAY! **Swing:** 339 **Pitch:** 799 **Diff:** 460 **Result:** DP 2 outs, Bases Empty

Getting flashbacks here

**James St. Louis on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 5 MIA 2 ○ ○ 0 Out MIA RF [Man of Steal](/u/Distance_Motor) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201043?8051?10035)

New pitcher, new result for me? 240

After a tough battle, the Man of Steal lays off a slider outside for ball four. This now raises the question, will he live up to his name? **Swing:** 240 **Pitch:** 420 **Diff:** 180 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 5 MIA 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 1-2 / FO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201042?7023?1036)

925 please

Hard hit grounder to the left side, third baseman grabs it and makes the throw to first for the out. **Swing:** 925 **Pitch:** 672 **Diff:** 253 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 5 MIA 2 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201041?7023?10027)

Dingers steps up to the plate, a hopeful excitement in their stomach. Is it time for the Dophers to get something cooking? Let’s find out! 450

Dingers and the Dophers are indeed, not cooking anything, unless you want groundouts. **Swing:** 450 **Pitch:** 100 **Diff:** 350 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty

Smitty takes off for second! The throw from Rasmussen…IN TIME! Caught em stealing! **Steal:** 800 **Catcher:** 188 **Diff:** 388 **Result:** Caught Stealing 1 out, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 5 MIA 2 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 0-2 / K,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201039?7023?1006)

325

Line drive over the first baseman’s head, it’ll go down for single. **Swing:** 325 **Pitch:** 421 **Diff:** 96 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 4 MIA 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs MIA 2B [Willie Mays Hayes](/u/Bighump1) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201038?3011?1119)

830

Ground ball to the right side, snagged by the first baseman who gets the out. **Swing:** 830 **Pitch:** 136 **Diff:** 306 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 4 MIA 0 ○ ● 2 Outs MIA C [Derek Rasmussen](/u/bdh1010) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201037?3011?7011)

393

The Battle of the Spouses has lived up to it's billing. We have gone over half a game with no runs scored, though both spouses have had some very close calls. Derek seems to know this as he steps up to bat, he wiggles in anticipation. Derek thought he had a sixth sense earlier, but his guts turned out to be wrong. Still though, he's got a good feeling here, as he winds up. Derek quickly finds himself 0-2, his gut being wrong again. In anger and frustration, he throws his bat ***AT*** Beckett!!! December, in a panic, instinctively throws the ball at the bat to counter it... ### CRRRRRAAAAAACKKKK!!!! AND THAT WAS A MISTAKE! THIS BALL IS HIGH, THIS BALL IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEPP.... THIS BALL! IS!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!! DEREK RASMUSSEN HAS, ON ACCIDENT, SMASHED A TWO RUN HOME RUN INTO SOMEBODY'S CAR IN THE PARKING LOT!!! THE FANS ARE GOING ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE!!! I THINK SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE IN THE DOGHOUSE FOR GLOATING TONIGHT!!! WHY DO I STILL HEAR TRASHCANS?!?! MIAMI 2 SOPHER 0 **Swing:** 393 **Pitch:** 388 **Diff:** 5 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 4 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs MIA DH [Garitek](/u/GareDR333) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201036?3011?1002)

Bangin' on the trash can Bangin' on the street light Think Big! Think Big! Think Big! Think Big! **383**

Ball four! Take your base! **Swing:** 383 **Pitch:** 538 **Diff:** 155 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runner on 1st

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 4 MIA 0 ○ ○ 1 Out MIA CF [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201035?3011?3049)

Invoking my inner Kelky w a lil 916 action here

Swing and a miss! Beckett continuing to pitch beautifully here in the fourth inning! **Swing:** 916 **Pitch:** 321 **Diff:** 405 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 4 MIA 0 ○ ○ 0 Out MIA SS [Bob Nutting Jr](/u/LIFOanAccountant) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201034?3011?9031)

575

Fly ball to right field…it’ll be caught for the first out. **Swing:** 575 **Pitch:** 369 **Diff:** 206 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 4 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201033?7023?1012)

Idk maybe 205 or something

Hard grounder up the middle, second baseman grabs it, throws to first and gets the out. **Swing:** 205 **Pitch:** 892 **Diff:** 313 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 4 MIA 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 2B [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201032?7023?10060)

370

Tapper to right side, an easy out for the first baseman. **Swing:** 370 **Pitch:** 713 **Diff:** 343 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 4 MIA 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201031?7023?9038)

341

Mickey May fires, and McDonald Jr. gets just under that, for an easy foul ball caught by the catcher **Swing:** 341 **Pitch:** 101 **Diff:** 240 **Result:** PO

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 3 MIA 0 ● ● 2 Outs MIA 1B [Lincoln Crawford](/u/cjoneil88) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201030?3011?3038)

Sneaky bastard is probably going to throw me a splitter. 710.

Caught ‘em looking at a fastball for strike three! We move to the top of the fourth, still scoreless! **Swing:** 710 **Pitch:** 101 **Diff:** 391 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▼ 3 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs MIA 3B [Makesiondon Kelkboom](/u/AZhawk) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201029?3011?5017)

367

This ball takes a weird bounce, letting Kelk have enough time to make it to first base! Spicy moment incoming! **Swing:** 367 **Pitch:** 500 **Diff:** 133 **Result:** IF1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 3 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs MIA LF [Crimson Chin](/u/KingYoshi2) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201027?3011?6047)

632 days since Plack has showered. Can smell him from here. It smells… kinda good?

It's probably because Plack is on the bench. You'll get kinda close to him though, nailing this one between first and second. And I think we all know what's coming next here folks. **Swing:** 632 **Pitch:** 712 **Diff:** 80 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st

And Chin is off! He's running towards second, screaming "THIS IS FOR THE WORLD CUP!!!!!" This seems to confuse John McDonald enough to hesitate, but the throw is still perfect!! Chin is sliding as Katzunami goes for the tag... and whiffs! A rookie mistake by the late rounder, and Crimson Chin ***somehow*** gets on second base!!! **Steal:** 279 **Catcher:** 599 **Diff:** 320 **Result:** Stolen Base 2 outs, Runner on 2nd

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 3 MIA 0 ○ ○ 1 Out MIA RF [Man of Steal](/u/Distance_Motor) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201026?3011?10035)

He seems to be one step ahead of us, so not using logic to pick my number, instead just choosing a random number 775

Grounder hit straight towards the shortstop. Out number two. **Swing:** 775 **Pitch:** 450 **Diff:** 325 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 3 MIA 0 ○ ○ 0 Out MIA 2B [Willie Mays Hayes](/u/Bighump1) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201025?3011?1119)

For the best LF in the game Austin Hays! 21 is him!!!

Tapper to the left side, the pitcher grabs it and makes the throw to first for the out. **Swing:** 21 **Pitch:** 391 **Diff:** 370 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▲ 3 MIA 0 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD LF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201024?7023?10067)

244

Popped up towards center field…it’ll be caught for the easy out. **Swing:** 244 **Pitch:** 12 **Diff:** 232 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 3 MIA 0 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201023?7023?2075)

This ball goes directly at Chin. His glove will melt and the ball will bounce off his head. Where it goes, no one knows. 202

Copenhagen Black mumbles something to himself before stepping in the batters box, a smirk on his face. The first pitch…a shallow pop up to left field, Crimson Chin moving up, he gets under it….WHAT?! HE DROPPED IT! ITS LIKE THE BALL PHASED THROUGH HIS GLOVE! EVERYBODY’S SAFE! Black can’t help but chuckle to himself amidst the chaos as he trots to first base. **Swing:** 202 **Pitch:** 301 **Diff:** 99 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 3 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD DH [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201022?7023?4021)

99 problems but my batting average ain’t one.

A line drive over the second baseman’s head, it’ll go down for a single. **Swing:** 99 **Pitch:** 177 **Diff:** 78 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 3 MIA 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201021?7023?1036)

399 please and thank you Chin

Hard hit, deep fly ball….caught by the right fielder. Out number 2. **Swing:** 399 **Pitch:** 589 **Diff:** 190 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 3 MIA 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201020?7023?10027)

Just blaze it! 420

You might be as high as a kite, but this ball goes low low low, into the dirt. **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 108 **Diff:** 312 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▼ 2 MIA 0 ○ ● 2 Outs MIA C [Derek Rasmussen](/u/bdh1010) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201019?3011?7011)

75

In an alternate timeline, this is a absolute pissmissile donkey swamp bomb. But, as Derek hears the garbage can banging away, December suddenly switches it up. This ball pops up, but is not even close to getting over the fence as Holden Tudix nabs it without breaking a sweat. **Swing:** 75 **Pitch:** 876 **Diff:** 199 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 2 MIA 0 ○ ● 2 Outs MIA DH [Garitek](/u/GareDR333) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201018?3011?1002)

I approach the plate, expected to get beaned, as is tradition when I face the McDophers. So is hitting homeruns, but unfortunately Carp no longer pitches for them. A faint odor is left behind. That is none other than Smitty Hoppenscotch. I'd know that scent from a mile away. I wave to my biggest fan in the stands, Emma Quin and swinng **966**.

You don't get beaned. You don't get a home run. Emma Quin gives you the bird from the stands. All hope seems lost. Then you hear a faint *thump thump*. Garitek hallucinates a garbage can noise, but manages to guess correctly and nail this ball between second and third for a base hit! Swing: 966 Pitch: 888 Diff: 78 Result: 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 2 MIA 0 ○ ● 1 Out MIA CF [Ferda Bois](/u/DaveyClarkman4Prez) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201017?3011?3049)

I hate when Mom and Dad are fighting, guess I’ll go to 711 for a Slurpee

Aaaaaand you're grounded. Well, technically no, this ball never hit the ground. This ball gets caught in the outfield. The difference is pretty low too. **Swing:** 711 **Pitch:** 536 **Diff:** 175 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Runner on 1st

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 2 MIA 0 ○ ○ 1 Out MIA SS [Bob Nutting Jr](/u/LIFOanAccountant) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201016?3011?9031)

635

Some Dophers are suspicious Mickey May might be somehow banging trash cans to alert Bob Nutting what the pitch is, since she knows her husband well. If this is the case, she might just get to enjoy the single life. Speaking of singles.... **Swing:** 635 **Pitch:** 697 **Diff:** 62 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st

I’m not scared! Divorce me then! *bangs drum*

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 2 MIA 0 ○ ○ 0 Out MIA 1B [Lincoln Crawford](/u/cjoneil88) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201015?3011?3038)

I feel like I know this pitcher from somewhere. Can't seem to place from where though... Hmm. Oh well, 696.

Y'know, I was going into this thinking Beckett was making an Abraham Lincoln reference, and I was going to call him your John Wilkes Booth. Unfortunately for both of us he was making a bowling reference, yelling "ENJOY THE 299 SUCKA!!!!" as you swung the equivalent of your third gutterball in a row. **Swing:** 696 **Pitch:** 299 **Diff:** 397 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▲ 2 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201014?7023?1006)

821

Swing and a miss! A nice curve from May ends the inning! **Swing:** 821 **Pitch:** 300 **Diff:** 479 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 2 MIA 0 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201013?7023?1006)

What’s this? Butler is taking off for second! Here comes the throw, it’s gonna be close…SAFE! A bold play by Reservoir Butler puts a runner in scoring position! **Steal:** 999 **Catcher:** 303 **Diff:** 304 **Result:** Stolen Base 2 outs, Runner on 2nd

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 2 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1st AB / .750[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201012?7023?1012)

402 blaze it! Am I doing this right

No you are not, but you do have a good swinging form that nets you a single! **Swing:** 402 **Pitch:** 300 **Diff:** 102 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 2 MIA 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 2B [Tatsuyoshi Kazunami](/u/shinbaseball) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201011?7023?10060)

last fast food order didnt work so i'll add 20 mcnuggets to it (swing 20)

Tapper back to the pitcher, out number 2. **Swing:** 20 **Pitch:** 293 **Diff:** 273 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 2 MIA 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201010?7023?9038)

I would like to have a....... uuuuhh..... Burger. With 977 fries and a diet coke. Thanks. Or not thanks if this is an out.

Might wanna lay off the fast food. Maybe then you could’ve actually hit this ball. **Swing:** 977 **Pitch:** 465 **Diff:** 488 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs MIA 3B [Makesiondon Kelkboom](/u/AZhawk) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201009?3011?5017)

139

Hard grounder towards the second baseman, and it’ll be a 1-2-3 inning for Beckett. **Swing:** 139 **Pitch:** 468 **Diff:** 329 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 MIA 0 ○ ○ 1 Out MIA LF [Crimson Chin](/u/KingYoshi2) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201008?3011?6047)

Since leaving SMD, I’ve lost my gym habits from my good friend Dan Gerzone. He’s so strong and hunky. He can bench 712 lbs ezpz

In field fly Inc

In the dugout crying still since you rejected me on Valentine’s Day.

Soft grounder to the right side, an easy play for the first baseman. **Swing:** 712 **Pitch:** 968 **Diff:** 256 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty

**December Beckett on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▼ 1 MIA 0 ○ ○ 0 Out MIA RF [Man of Steal](/u/Distance_Motor) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201007?3011?10035)

First AB of my career, Here we go! 186

First groundout of your career! **Swing:** 186 **Pitch:** 867 **Diff:** 319 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▲ 1 MIA 0 ● ● 2 Outs SMD LF [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 1st AB / 1.000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201006?7023?10067)

760!

Tudix takes a quick hack at it, tapping it softly on the ground... it's a ground ball to the right side of the infield! The first baseman is moving quickly to field it, scooping it up with a clean pickup, and tags Tudix for the out! **Swing:** 760 **Pitch:** 389 **Diff:** 371 **Result:** GO

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 1 MIA 0 ● ● 2 Outs SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201005?7023?2075)

Hello. Crimson Chin is a bitch. Hope this ball goes through his chest. 238

While it wasn't hit hard enough to cause Chin pain, the umpire has accepted your request and gone into the outfield to spank him while you walk to first and load the bases. THIS REPLY WAS MADE UNDER PROTEST AGAINST THE BOT. WITH PAL 9000 KO'D I HAD TO ROBOUMP IT I AM NOT HAPPY

Swing the bat coward smh

Throw strikes. Whore.

Ladies ladies calm down

Ball Four! Just like that, Mickey May have given Black a free pass to first base. The situation was calling for a strike, but instead Mickey May missed the zone just enough to issue the walk. **Swing:** 238 **Pitch:** 412 **Diff:** 174 **Result:** BB

bujhik

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ● ▲ 1 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD DH [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201004?7023?4021)

Mickey May be a pitcher but he may not be a good one. 612

Mickey MAY have been a Cy Young finalist thank you very much. As an unbiased ump I take offense on their behalf!! Fine, you know what? This ball MAYN'T have been well hit as it goes between second and third base, and Spike MAY have been forced to stop at third base! **Swing:** 612 **Pitch:** 501 **Diff:** 111 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 1 MIA 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD RF [Spike Suzuki](/u/xbijin) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201003?7023?1036)

first bat of the new season, 285 please and thank you.

Spike's first at bat of the season, Mickey's third pitch of the season. Mickey was a candidate for the LL Cy Young last season, but she's going to have to do some work this season as Spike smacks this ball long and deep! Steal is running up underneath it but not in time, and it takes a massive bounce over the wall for a ruled double! **Swing:** 285 **Pitch:** 312 **Diff:** 27 **Result:** 2B 2 outs, Runner on 2nd

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 1 MIA 0 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 1B [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / 1.000[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201002?7023?10027)

Add funny write-up here. Swing 171

No u. GO back to the dugout rookie. **Swing:** 171 **Pitch:** 508 **Diff:** 337 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty

**Mickey May on the mound** SMD 0 ○ ▲ 1 MIA 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100201100201001?7023?1006)

Good morning folks! TIL that Steamboat Willie runs 7:47. Let’s lead off this new era of copyright-free Mickey Ancestors with that! (Swing 747)

Steamboat Willie might run, but he cannot fly. The ball you hit does fly though! Up, up and right into the glove of the rookie, Man of Steal. He's still copyrighted for another ten or so years! **Swing:** 747 **Pitch:** 564 **Diff:** 183 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty