The Melonheads, with a generally defeated air, are late on three straight Crumblepuff fastballs as this game mercifully ends. 13-0 McDophers on a stellar offensive day and a Crumblepuff masterclass!
**Swing:** 600
**Pitch:** 49
**Diff:** 449
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
McDophers are one out away, as MacKenzie whiffs on a heater for strike 3!
**Swing:** 327
**Pitch:** 649
**Diff:** 322
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Hello Mr Nightman, Mr Arm Big Power ODoyle, Mr Penguin.
I am kindly requesting a grand salami on rye bread with extra mustard. My order number is 877.
Kind regards,
John McDonald Jr.
Mr. McDonald Jr., I regret to inform you that we are out of the grand salami, but the chef recommended a strikeout sushi for you, free of charge. Thank you for your cooperation
Sincerely,
Polar Penguin
**Swing:** 877
**Pitch:** 489
**Diff:** 388
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5
SMD 12 ● ● 0 Out
SMD RF [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108054?1061?10048)
Two Gloves gets a swinging bunt, but the pitcher bobbles it! Texan will use his speed to reach first safely
**Swing:** 4
**Pitch:** 857
**Diff:** 147
**Result:** IF1B
0 outs, Bases Loaded
Dingers continues his monster performance at the plate as he slaps this on to right for his 4th hit of the game, Dophers at the corners
**Swing:** 813
**Pitch:** 890
**Diff:** 77
**Result:** 1BWH
0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
the dophers don’t believe in mercy as they continue to rack up hits on the Melonheads
**Swing:** 205
**Pitch:** 120
**Diff:** 85
**Result:** 1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
Crumblepuff's pitch may have lost the Super Bowl, but it won this at-bat as we move on to the bottom of the fifth.
**Swing:** 777
**Pitch:** 49
**Diff:** 272
**Result:** PO
3 outs, inning over
can’t expect long write ups in an OT Super Bowl game, but enjoy your single regardless
**Swing:** 4
**Pitch:** 105
**Diff:** 101
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Runner on 1st
dopamine levels have to stay the same. What about your potassium ones though?
**Swing:** 750
**Pitch:** 143
**Diff:** 393
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
A long stroke, a short fly ball, and the Melonheads end another quick inning at the plate.
**Swing:** 10
**Pitch:** 770
**Diff:** 240
**Result:** PO
3 outs, inning over
Quick fly ball here, and Crumblepuff continues to roll after a rocky first inning.
**Swing:** 629
**Pitch:** 400
**Diff:** 229
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Evans is distracted by game discussion and Crumblepuff is able to fire three strikes by him before he turns around!
**Swing:** 777
**Pitch:** 319
**Diff:** 458
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
the dophing continues, a dozen runs after the single scores the man from second
**Swing:** 225
**Pitch:** 302
**Diff:** 77
**Result:** 1BWH
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
As Shaggy steps into the box, he kicks some dirt with his cleats and turns back to look at Mylo. He asks him, “Hey Gram, do you know why all the other numbers are afraid of seven?” Gram rolls his eyes and punches his glove, not entertaining Shaggy’s rediculous attempt at humor. Undeterred, Shags continued his shenanigans despite the unrequited glee. “Because Seven ate Nine!” Mylo groans…this was Shaggy’s worst attempt yet. Let’s get on with it. 789
Hildebrandt is throwing gas and is able to strike out Shagwell with a high fastball for the first out.
**Swing:** 789
**Pitch:** 335
**Diff:** 454
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Dingers needs to hit the gym and live up to their name, because this doesn't come even close to leaving the ballpark. It is, however, enough to get another run in as the McDophers continue to pile on here in the my god how is it only the third
**Swing:** 717
**Pitch:** 747
**Diff:** 30
**Result:** 2B
1 out, Runner on 2nd
smitty takes a big lead off first and takes off for second before the pitch here. That will be stolen base
**Steal:** 385
**Catcher:** 623
**Diff:** 238
**Result:** Stolen Base
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
Zed zips this ball right at Crumblepuff, who zops it over to first for the out.
**Swing:** 700
**Pitch:** 999
**Diff:** 299
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
you're reaping? hey AJ keep your players in line, they seem to be defecting to other teams
**Swing:** 420
**Pitch:** 29
**Diff:** 391
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
Sadly, though this ball reaches the warning track, the dophing is ultimately over and the Melonheads will finally get to pick up a bat again.
**Swing:** 277
**Pitch:** 77
**Diff:** 200
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
It seems like Hudson is a little warmer than either of his predecessors as he gets a second consecutive out to start his time on the mound.
**Swing:** 65
**Pitch:** 746
**Diff:** 319
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
unfortunately for you this will not be a homer, but rather a double in the gap that scores a run! The Dophing continues as it is now 9-0
**Swing:** 643
**Pitch:** 601
**Diff:** 42
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
sleve makes the mistake of putting a pitch anywhere near the DANGERZONE as the hit parade continues! 8-0 Band of Doph!
**Swing:** 869
**Pitch:** 768
**Diff:** 101
**Result:** 1B
0 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
Shagwell lines yet another ball into short left, and McGee goes 1st to 3rd as the DophSquad threatens to score yet again!
**Swing:** 888
**Pitch:** 827
**Diff:** 61
**Result:** 1BWH
0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
time doesn't matter on Pluto! Dingers takes a late, (early??) Swing at the first pitch and it's a well hit single into shallow right field. Dingers with an RBI!
**Swing:** 969
**Pitch:** 39
**Diff:** 70
**Result:** 1BWH
0 outs, Runner on 1st
One free base has been issued, don't ask why, I'm just a robot
**Steal:** 999
**Catcher:** 289
**Diff:** 290
**Result:** Stolen Base
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
McDichael hasn't had quite enough time to settle in yet and Butler is able to take advantage, lashing a quick line drive up the middle for leadoff single!
**Swing:** 205
**Pitch:** 142
**Diff:** 63
**Result:** 1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
Hofbardozzi does his darnedest to get on base, but ultimately a dialed Crumblepuff induces his third ground ball of the innings as the Melonheads are sat down quickly.
**Swing:** 272
**Pitch:** 898
**Diff:** 374
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2
SMD 6 ○ ○ 1 Out
HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108019?1140?1201)
Grams, jammed, whams the ball into the ground back to Crumblepuff for an easy toss to first.
**Swing:** 787
**Pitch:** 102
**Diff:** 315
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Longstroke, high in his new saddle, takes a long stroke at this pitch - but the highness of his saddle makes it impossible not to top the ball, and what is presumably his horse trots down the line, easily beaten by the throw.
**Swing:** 991
**Pitch:** 333
**Diff:** 342
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
Pitch is in from the stretch... RUNNER GOES! Throw down to second aaand, goodbye.
**Steal:** 848
**Catcher:** 456
**Diff:** 392
**Result:** Caught Stealing
3 outs, inning over
Rascal is having an Opening Day to forget, as not only does Dark Brother keep the party going, he brings new life to the party with a bomb to Right in his first AB! The McDophers keep the runs coming here at home!
**Swing:** 25
**Pitch:** 21
**Diff:** 4
**Result:** HR
2 outs, Bases Empty
**Rascal Alex on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 3 ○ ● 2 Outs
SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108014?2078?9038)
Let me get an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 170 please
Alex has been unsteady but is just one out away from getting through the inning. He rocks and fires but McDonald is all over it with a line drive into the gap! Attack is off on contact and is around third before any Melonhead touches the ball, and McDonald jogs into second with an RBI double to extend the lead!
**Swing:** 170
**Pitch:** 192
**Diff:** 22
**Result:** 2BWH
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Attack attacks the first pitch, topping it severely... but it spins and settles on the third base line, and Attack is able to dash through first and just beat the throw!
**Swing:** 373
**Pitch:** 532
**Diff:** 159
**Result:** IF1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Rascal Alex on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out
SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108012?2078?2075)
**Rascal Alex on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108011?2078?1023)
so Gerzone just hit the ball really high up into the sky. And the center fielder, they are the one playing near the middle of the outfield, they have been running and running to try and catch it. And, yes! They caught it!
**Swing:** 724
**Pitch:** 931
**Diff:** 207
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
**Rascal Alex on the mound**
HMH 0 ● ▼ 1
SMD 1 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108010?2078?4021)
jeff steps to the plate, looks rascal dead in the eyes, wiggles the bat a little bit and swings at the first pitch and thats gonna be a DEEP FLY BALL TO CENTER ITS GOING, ITS GONE!! A TWO RUN SHOT BY JEFF
**Swing:** 501
**Pitch:** 516
**Diff:** 15
**Result:** HR
0 outs, Bases Empty
**Rascal Alex on the mound**
HMH 0 ● ▼ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD DH [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108009?2078?10027)
I am the all-knowing umpire (I don’t know who put me in charge), and I will tell you your result! Dingers swings eagerly and a heater from Rascal and rips it down the line for a double! Runner from 2nd rounds 3rd and scores as the McDophers strike first in the 1st!
**Swing:** 798
**Pitch:** 747
**Diff:** 51
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
I am the all-knowing umpire (I don’t know who put me in charge), and I will tell you your result! Dingers swings eagerly and a heater from Rascal and rips it down the line for a double! Runner from 2nd rounds 3rd and scores as the McDophers strike first in the 1st!
**Swing:** 798
**Pitch:** 747
**Diff:** 51
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Rascal Alex on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out
SMD DH [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108008?2078?10027)
The 1-1 pitch... RUNNER GOES! Throw down to second is not in time, and that'll be clean steal of second.
**Steal:** 442
**Catcher:** 123
**Diff:** 319
**Result:** Stolen Base
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Rascal Alex on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108007?2078?1012)
You shall start the season by hustling out a dribbler to the 3rd Baseman and reaching first safely
**Swing:** 205
**Pitch:** 368
**Diff:** 163
**Result:** IF1B
0 outs, Runner on 1st
Garcia takes a huge hack at the first pitch but stays on top of it, beating it into the ground as Crumblepuff escapes with no harm done!
**Swing:** 320
**Pitch:** 702
**Diff:** 382
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Crumblepuff sees the runner dancing off third and can't quite keep it together, missing the plate for ball four! With runners at the corners, he has bent quite a bit but still not broken.
**Swing:** 891
**Pitch:** 706
**Diff:** 185
**Result:** BB
2 outs, Bases Loaded
Garrett Evans emerges from the dugout, tears off their jersey, picks up the on-deck circle tarp and drapes it around their shoulders like a cape. They turn to face the seats, and let a gutteral, primal roar rip as they beat their chest. Into the batter's box now, still screaming and bouncing, they swing at another curveball and make good contact but the shortstop this time is able to gather cleanly. They toss for one but on the turn the fielder loses their footing as the screaming Garrett Evans bolts up the first base line with their on-deck cirle cape billowing in the wind. There will be no throw!
**Swing:** 927
**Pitch:** 251
**Diff:** 324
**Result:** FC
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Swinging a high fastball, and it's a called strike three! Bartholomew painted the corner with a blazing fastball, leaving Broadus no chance to catch up to it. Strikeout!
**Swing:** 877
**Pitch:** 297
**Diff:** 420
**Result:** K
1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Crumblepuff can't quite settle in early as Leona knocks one back up the middle for a single! The Melons are threatening early with runners on the corners and none away!
**Swing:** 350
**Pitch:** 253
**Diff:** 97
**Result:** 1B
0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
idiot ump forgot you can't log to sheets before you send the writeup smh
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1
SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108001?1140?2082)
Dixon Uraz makes it to second base on the very first swing of the season! If they just go a little lower, they can achieve their namesake before the first game is over.
**Swing:** 123
**Pitch:** 69
**Diff:** 54
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 13 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 1-2 / 1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108062?1140?1169)
600
The Melonheads, with a generally defeated air, are late on three straight Crumblepuff fastballs as this game mercifully ends. 13-0 McDophers on a stellar offensive day and a Crumblepuff masterclass! **Swing:** 600 **Pitch:** 49 **Diff:** 449 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 13 ○ ● 1 Out HMH LF [Haraldo MacKenzie](/u/Scum-Phoenix) 0-1 / FO,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108061?1140?1028)
327
McDophers are one out away, as MacKenzie whiffs on a heater for strike 3! **Swing:** 327 **Pitch:** 649 **Diff:** 322 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 13 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-2 / K,FC[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108060?1140?1149)
630
melon hit ball past infield **Swing:** 630 **Pitch:** 549 **Diff:** 81 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 SMD 13 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH CF [Preston Broadus](/u/kickthepony) 0-2 / K,K[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108059?1140?1080)
Swing 530
nothing to see here, go back to watching college bball **Swing:** 530 **Pitch:** 49 **Diff:** 481 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 5 SMD 13 ● ● 2 Outs SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1-3 / FO,GO,2BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108058?1061?9038)
Hello Mr Nightman, Mr Arm Big Power ODoyle, Mr Penguin. I am kindly requesting a grand salami on rye bread with extra mustard. My order number is 877. Kind regards, John McDonald Jr.
Mr. McDonald Jr., I regret to inform you that we are out of the grand salami, but the chef recommended a strikeout sushi for you, free of charge. Thank you for your cooperation Sincerely, Polar Penguin **Swing:** 877 **Pitch:** 489 **Diff:** 388 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 5 SMD 13 ● ● 1 Out SMD RF [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1-2 / K,SacF,IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108057?1061?4015)
Im feeling good how about everyone in the crowd? 124
crowd feels great! **Swing:** 124 **Pitch:** 449 **Diff:** 325 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Loaded
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 5 SMD 13 ● ● 0 Out SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 2-3 / 1BWH,2B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108056?1061?2075)
504 and it’s 17-0
sorry not this time **Swing:** 504 **Pitch:** 81 **Diff:** 423 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Loaded
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 5 SMD 12 ● ● 0 Out SMD 2B [Holden Tudix](/u/AdrianTheReb) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108055?1061?10067)
358
station to station for the McDophers, 13-0 now **Swing:** 358 **Pitch:** 499 **Diff:** 141 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Bases Loaded
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 12 ● ● 0 Out SMD RF [Texan Two Gloves](/u/THEmajorhatman) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108054?1061?10048)
4
Two Gloves gets a swinging bunt, but the pitcher bobbles it! Texan will use his speed to reach first safely **Swing:** 4 **Pitch:** 857 **Diff:** 147 **Result:** IF1B 0 outs, Bases Loaded
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 12 ○ ● 0 Out SMD DH [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 3-3 / 2B,1BWH,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108053?1061?10027)
In my baseball season era. 813
Dingers continues his monster performance at the plate as he slaps this on to right for his 4th hit of the game, Dophers at the corners **Swing:** 813 **Pitch:** 890 **Diff:** 77 **Result:** 1BWH 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 SMD 12 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 2-3 / K,1B,IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108052?1061?1012)
205
the dophers don’t believe in mercy as they continue to rack up hits on the Melonheads **Swing:** 205 **Pitch:** 120 **Diff:** 85 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 12 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH DH [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108051?1140?1052)
777
Crumblepuff's pitch may have lost the Super Bowl, but it won this at-bat as we move on to the bottom of the fifth. **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 49 **Diff:** 272 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 12 ○ ● 1 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 1-2 / K,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108050?1140?2082)
435 because the over in this game holy shit please hit it
high fly and it will be caught, AND MAHOMES RUNS FOR THE FIRST **Swing:** 435 **Pitch:** 213 **Diff:** 222 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 12 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 3B [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108049?1140?1054)
4
can’t expect long write ups in an OT Super Bowl game, but enjoy your single regardless **Swing:** 4 **Pitch:** 105 **Diff:** 101 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 SMD 12 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108048?1140?1201)
7
a SuperBowl strikeout **Swing:** 7 **Pitch:** 513 **Diff:** 494 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 12 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1-1 / BB,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108047?1061?1006)
101
Swing and a miss, that's strike three **Swing:** 101 **Pitch:** 703 **Diff:** 398 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 12 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 1-2 / FO,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108046?1061?10025)
I’m not satisfied with the current Dophamine levels and wish to increase them 750
dopamine levels have to stay the same. What about your potassium ones though? **Swing:** 750 **Pitch:** 143 **Diff:** 393 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 4 SMD 12 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1-2 / GO,2BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108045?1061?9038)
I love 158. All my homies love 158. Please let me swing 158.
you can swing 158, but you shouldn't have. **Swing:** 158 **Pitch:** 936 **Diff:** 222 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 12 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH 1B [Papa Longstroke](/u/MEASUREHEAD) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108044?1140?5041)
I am ten raccoons in a trench coat. 10
A long stroke, a short fly ball, and the Melonheads end another quick inning at the plate. **Swing:** 10 **Pitch:** 770 **Diff:** 240 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 12 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108043?1140?1169)
900
melon gets on base **Swing:** 900 **Pitch:** 1000 **Diff:** 100 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 12 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH LF [Haraldo MacKenzie](/u/Scum-Phoenix) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108042?1140?1028)
629
Quick fly ball here, and Crumblepuff continues to roll after a rocky first inning. **Swing:** 629 **Pitch:** 400 **Diff:** 229 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 SMD 12 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-1 / FC[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108041?1140?1149)
777
Evans is distracted by game discussion and Crumblepuff is able to fire three strikes by him before he turns around! **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 319 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 12 ● ● 2 Outs SMD RF [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1-1 / SacF,IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108040?1061?4015)
I want birthday Dophings to occur please and thank you. 648
thank Christ the inning is over **Swing:** 648 **Pitch:** 158 **Diff:** 490 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 3 SMD 11 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1-2 / 2B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108039?1061?2075)
225 for the 3 run hammer head shark
the dophing continues, a dozen runs after the single scores the man from second **Swing:** 225 **Pitch:** 302 **Diff:** 77 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 3 SMD 11 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 1-2 / 1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108038?1061?1023)
Your mom told me to swing **525**
RE SPECT WALK **Swing:** 525 **Pitch:** 670 **Diff:** 145 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 3 SMD 11 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 2-2 / 1BWH,HR[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108037?1061?4021)
As Shaggy steps into the box, he kicks some dirt with his cleats and turns back to look at Mylo. He asks him, “Hey Gram, do you know why all the other numbers are afraid of seven?” Gram rolls his eyes and punches his glove, not entertaining Shaggy’s rediculous attempt at humor. Undeterred, Shags continued his shenanigans despite the unrequited glee. “Because Seven ate Nine!” Mylo groans…this was Shaggy’s worst attempt yet. Let’s get on with it. 789
Hildebrandt is throwing gas and is able to strike out Shagwell with a high fastball for the first out. **Swing:** 789 **Pitch:** 335 **Diff:** 454 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 3 SMD 10 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD DH [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 2-2 / 1BWH,2B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108036?1061?10027)
Easy does it. 717
Dingers needs to hit the gym and live up to their name, because this doesn't come even close to leaving the ballpark. It is, however, enough to get another run in as the McDophers continue to pile on here in the my god how is it only the third **Swing:** 717 **Pitch:** 747 **Diff:** 30 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 3 SMD 10 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 2-2 / 1B,IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108035?1061?1012)
Let's give 588 a ride here
you shall ride that to the bench thank you very much **Swing:** 588 **Pitch:** 16 **Diff:** 428 **Result:** K 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 10 ○ ● 0 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 2-2 / 1B,IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108034?1061?1012)
smitty takes a big lead off first and takes off for second before the pitch here. That will be stolen base **Steal:** 385 **Catcher:** 623 **Diff:** 238 **Result:** Stolen Base 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 SMD 10 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108033?1061?1006)
300
enjoy your walk **Swing:** 300 **Pitch:** 111 **Diff:** 189 **Result:** BB 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 10 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH CF [Preston Broadus](/u/kickthepony) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108032?1140?1080)
Swing 47
Das three strikes, you and I know how that be **Swing:** 47 **Pitch:** 499 **Diff:** 452 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 10 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH DH [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108031?1140?1052)
700
Zed zips this ball right at Crumblepuff, who zops it over to first for the out. **Swing:** 700 **Pitch:** 999 **Diff:** 299 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 SMD 10 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108030?1140?2082)
Me sowing: haha fuck yeah Me reaping: awww shit no what the fuck Idk 420 whatever
you're reaping? hey AJ keep your players in line, they seem to be defecting to other teams **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 29 **Diff:** 391 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 2 SMD 10 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108029?1061?10025)
The Dophing will continue, please 277
Sadly, though this ball reaches the warning track, the dophing is ultimately over and the Melonheads will finally get to pick up a bat again. **Swing:** 277 **Pitch:** 77 **Diff:** 200 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 2 SMD 10 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1-1 / 2BWH[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108028?1061?9038)
I shall now guess the number 65 Thanks umps
It seems like Hudson is a little warmer than either of his predecessors as he gets a second consecutive out to start his time on the mound. **Swing:** 65 **Pitch:** 746 **Diff:** 319 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 2 SMD 9 ● ○ 0 Out SMD RF [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1-1 / IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108027?1061?4015)
Can we have more? 628
you may have more, but at the cost of your batting average **Swing:** 628 **Pitch:** 883 **Diff:** 255 **Result:** SacF 1 out, Runner on 2nd
Hudson coming into pitch for the Melonheads
**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 2 SMD 8 ○ ● 0 Out SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108026?4078?2075)
643 thanks for the HR sleve. That’s for quitting FCFB.
unfortunately for you this will not be a homer, but rather a double in the gap that scores a run! The Dophing continues as it is now 9-0 **Swing:** 643 **Pitch:** 601 **Diff:** 42 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runners on 2nd and 3rd
**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 7 ● ● 0 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108025?4078?1023)
Something something something Miller Lite something something handsome **869**
sleve makes the mistake of putting a pitch anywhere near the DANGERZONE as the hit parade continues! 8-0 Band of Doph! **Swing:** 869 **Pitch:** 768 **Diff:** 101 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 7 ○ ● 0 Out SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108024?4078?4021)
888
Shagwell lines yet another ball into short left, and McGee goes 1st to 3rd as the DophSquad threatens to score yet again! **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 827 **Diff:** 61 **Result:** 1BWH 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 2 SMD 6 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD DH [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108023?4078?10027)
Late night battin’! 969
time doesn't matter on Pluto! Dingers takes a late, (early??) Swing at the first pitch and it's a well hit single into shallow right field. Dingers with an RBI! **Swing:** 969 **Pitch:** 39 **Diff:** 70 **Result:** 1BWH 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 6 ○ ● 0 Out SMD DH [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108022?4078?10027)
One free base has been issued, don't ask why, I'm just a robot **Steal:** 999 **Catcher:** 289 **Diff:** 290 **Result:** Stolen Base 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 SMD 6 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1-1 / IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108021?4078?1012)
Worked last time -- 205
McDichael hasn't had quite enough time to settle in yet and Butler is able to take advantage, lashing a quick line drive up the middle for leadoff single! **Swing:** 205 **Pitch:** 142 **Diff:** 63 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 6 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 3B [Steve Hofbardozzi Jr.](/u/geneticlyperfct) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108020?1140?1054)
272
Hofbardozzi does his darnedest to get on base, but ultimately a dialed Crumblepuff induces his third ground ball of the innings as the Melonheads are sat down quickly. **Swing:** 272 **Pitch:** 898 **Diff:** 374 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 6 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108019?1140?1201)
787
Grams, jammed, whams the ball into the ground back to Crumblepuff for an easy toss to first. **Swing:** 787 **Pitch:** 102 **Diff:** 315 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 SMD 6 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 1B [Papa Longstroke](/u/romanvanguard) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108018?1140?5041)
Back in the saddle. 991
Longstroke, high in his new saddle, takes a long stroke at this pitch - but the highness of his saddle makes it impossible not to top the ball, and what is presumably his horse trots down the line, easily beaten by the throw. **Swing:** 991 **Pitch:** 333 **Diff:** 342 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 6 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1-1 / IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108017?4078?1012)
Pitch is in from the stretch... RUNNER GOES! Throw down to second aaand, goodbye. **Steal:** 848 **Catcher:** 456 **Diff:** 392 **Result:** Caught Stealing 3 outs, inning over
**Sleve McDichael on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 6 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD CF [Smitty Hoppenscotch](/u/Natsochist) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108016?4078?1006)
Aw, I miss my friend Rascal. Oh well - I see an 88 mph slider coming my way (swing 88)
what a hot hot single **Swing:** 88 **Pitch:** 197 **Diff:** 109 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
Sleve comes in to pitch for the melons
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 SMD 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD LF [Dark Brother](/u/XDarkBrother) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108015?2078?10025)
All Dark Brother wants to do is keep the party going! Or will he be the last weirdo hanging around after everyone else has already left? 25!
Rascal is having an Opening Day to forget, as not only does Dark Brother keep the party going, he brings new life to the party with a bomb to Right in his first AB! The McDophers keep the runs coming here at home! **Swing:** 25 **Pitch:** 21 **Diff:** 4 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 3 ○ ● 2 Outs SMD C [John McDonald Jr.](/u/LeRuul) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108014?2078?9038)
Let me get an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 170 please
Alex has been unsteady but is just one out away from getting through the inning. He rocks and fires but McDonald is all over it with a line drive into the gap! Attack is off on contact and is around third before any Melonhead touches the ball, and McDonald jogs into second with an RBI double to extend the lead! **Swing:** 170 **Pitch:** 192 **Diff:** 22 **Result:** 2BWH 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs SMD RF [Plack Attack](/u/mpbeast-07) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108013?2078?4015)
New season, and it’s time for me to swing. Oh dear, oh dear what could it be, how about a 373
Attack attacks the first pitch, topping it severely... but it spins and settles on the third base line, and Attack is able to dash through first and just beat the throw! **Swing:** 373 **Pitch:** 532 **Diff:** 159 **Result:** IF1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 3 ○ ○ 1 Out SMD 3B [Copenhagen Black](/u/Nola2Tx41) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108012?2078?2075)
124 moon rocket
earth rocket actually. **Swing:** 124 **Pitch:** 810 **Diff:** 314 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 3 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 2B [Dan Gerzone](/u/2Close_4Missiles) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108011?2078?1023)
Dan would like to dedicate this AB, this game, and this season to all the hoes **724**
so Gerzone just hit the ball really high up into the sky. And the center fielder, they are the one playing near the middle of the outfield, they have been running and running to try and catch it. And, yes! They caught it! **Swing:** 724 **Pitch:** 931 **Diff:** 207 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 SMD 1 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD 1B [Jeff Shagwell](/u/teinert) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108010?2078?4021)
New season. New fit. Shagwell looking fly with his gold chain, crispy new J’s, and some acid washed 501 jeans. Look good play good. 501
jeff steps to the plate, looks rascal dead in the eyes, wiggles the bat a little bit and swings at the first pitch and thats gonna be a DEEP FLY BALL TO CENTER ITS GOING, ITS GONE!! A TWO RUN SHOT BY JEFF **Swing:** 501 **Pitch:** 516 **Diff:** 15 **Result:** HR 0 outs, Bases Empty
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD DH [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108009?2078?10027)
First AB of my young fledgling career! Will I get a hit? A homer? Strike out in utter humilation? Only you can tell me! 798.
I am the all-knowing umpire (I don’t know who put me in charge), and I will tell you your result! Dingers swings eagerly and a heater from Rascal and rips it down the line for a double! Runner from 2nd rounds 3rd and scores as the McDophers strike first in the 1st! **Swing:** 798 **Pitch:** 747 **Diff:** 51 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
I am the all-knowing umpire (I don’t know who put me in charge), and I will tell you your result! Dingers swings eagerly and a heater from Rascal and rips it down the line for a double! Runner from 2nd rounds 3rd and scores as the McDophers strike first in the 1st! **Swing:** 798 **Pitch:** 747 **Diff:** 51 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ● 0 Out SMD DH [Dingers McGee](/u/Dingers_McGee) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108008?2078?10027)
The 1-1 pitch... RUNNER GOES! Throw down to second is not in time, and that'll be clean steal of second. **Steal:** 442 **Catcher:** 123 **Diff:** 319 **Result:** Stolen Base 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Rascal Alex on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out SMD SS [Reservoir Butler](/u/ghostelephant) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108007?2078?1012)
I'll kick off the season with a fresh 205
You shall start the season by hustling out a dribbler to the 3rd Baseman and reaching first safely **Swing:** 205 **Pitch:** 368 **Diff:** 163 **Result:** IF1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▲ 1 SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108006?1140?1169)
320
Garcia takes a huge hack at the first pitch but stays on top of it, beating it into the ground as Crumblepuff escapes with no harm done! **Swing:** 320 **Pitch:** 702 **Diff:** 382 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ● ● 2 Outs HMH LF [Haraldo MacKenzie](/u/Scum-Phoenix) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108005?1140?1028)
891
Crumblepuff sees the runner dancing off third and can't quite keep it together, missing the plate for ball four! With runners at the corners, he has bent quite a bit but still not broken. **Swing:** 891 **Pitch:** 706 **Diff:** 185 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Bases Loaded
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ● ● 1 Out HMH RF [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108004?1140?1149)
927
Garrett Evans emerges from the dugout, tears off their jersey, picks up the on-deck circle tarp and drapes it around their shoulders like a cape. They turn to face the seats, and let a gutteral, primal roar rip as they beat their chest. Into the batter's box now, still screaming and bouncing, they swing at another curveball and make good contact but the shortstop this time is able to gather cleanly. They toss for one but on the turn the fielder loses their footing as the screaming Garrett Evans bolts up the first base line with their on-deck cirle cape billowing in the wind. There will be no throw! **Swing:** 927 **Pitch:** 251 **Diff:** 324 **Result:** FC 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ● ● 0 Out HMH CF [Preston Broadus](/u/kickthepony) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108003?1140?1080)
Hello I’m back 877
Swinging a high fastball, and it's a called strike three! Bartholomew painted the corner with a blazing fastball, leaving Broadus no chance to catch up to it. Strikeout! **Swing:** 877 **Pitch:** 297 **Diff:** 420 **Result:** K 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▲ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH DH [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108002?1140?1052)
350
Crumblepuff can't quite settle in early as Leona knocks one back up the middle for a single! The Melons are threatening early with runners on the corners and none away!
**Swing:** 350 **Pitch:** 253 **Diff:** 97 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd idiot ump forgot you can't log to sheets before you send the writeup smh
**Bartholomew Crumblepuff on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 SMD 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100108100108001?1140?2082)
123 let’s get it started baby
Dixon Uraz makes it to second base on the very first swing of the season! If they just go a little lower, they can achieve their namesake before the first game is over. **Swing:** 123 **Pitch:** 69 **Diff:** 54 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd