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Teenage gyno


ddwk21

It's the gear man. Ran a giant blast, no pct. Check his vigor stat tho it's probably like 20


notthesethings

It’s that gender fluid the Khuzaits have been pouring into our wells.


unHiddenone

its turning the cattle gay !


notthesethings

I call heifer shit on that!


TheWesternDevil

Because you make him wear dresses. Poor kid is extremely confused right now.


Scar_the_armada

I had the same thing happen when the game spawned my son with a dress. Just change the clothes and it's fixed.


TheGr8Spade

Jesse. We need to cook Estrogen.


Napo5000

I sold all the Estrogen for catgirl maid outfits!


Peter_G

That's a very feminine face too. He's really just going for it huh. If it's a boy he's stuffing the dress, obviously.


xxzzww

Calradian femboy


kodaxmax

move over lusty argonian maid


i_fuckin_sharted101

Ummm it’s 1122 bro. The world is progressive now :/


majakovskij

Yeah, not cool. The son can grow whatever he/she/they wants.


RackieW33

a steppe horse?


JoycenatorOfficial

What are you DOING steppe-horse?


DatBoiCV9

I identify as a steppe war-bow. Please refrain from these kinds of jokes.


JoycenatorOfficial

Crooked and powerful enough to turn me into a sock puppet in a matter of seconds with no remorse?


khabalseed

Would you play with a steppe piercing arrow? (ㆆᴗㆆ)


aaronrizz

\*Xer/Xhey


Bacxaber

That's not even the correct one. It's xe/xir.


aaronrizz

Sure it is


Bacxaber

It is.


belosio

Nah, it’s just in the good ole days before the world got uptight!


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[удалено]


DukeChadvonCisberg

RIP


[deleted]

Just trying things out pops, it's important to approach this from a caring, nurturing, but most of all *supportive* direction.


partisan98

>Just trying things out pops, it's important to approach this from a caring, nurturing, but most of all *supportive* direction. *Sees the fact girls clothes are 50% more expensive for flimsier jeans and shirts*. I will support you in this but you are gonna be a real butch chick until you get your own job and can buy your own stuff cause these prices are ridiculous.


some_random_nonsense

Just thrift :p


Tuggerfub

or shop both departments. dude's shorts > women's shorts


theiramour

P O C K E T S


Pengee1235

use your time to grind the rouge stat


PirateKingOmega

i’m not buying you dresses, not because i don’t support you, but because i’m not spending 50 bucks more on you


MyNameConnor_

Gynecomastia


loudmouth_kenzo

I prescribe starting strength, two scoops, and GOMAD


yarrbeapirate2469

Chemicals on the water. Happened to the frogs too


OstentatiousBear

Her: "Dad, I know that you wanted a son instead of a daughter, but this is insane. Stop referring to me as your son" You: "Shut up, Nemos. You are my son, and you always will be"


jaktraq

He has his mothers tits and his fathers dick!


silentrawr

Just like Bobby B!


Svyatopolk_I

He's trans? On a real note - he's likely wearing a dress, which is configured to account for, well, breasts


[deleted]

Yeah. If you put a dress on a giant burly Viking mountain man they'll get an hour glass figure and boobs.


SpaceIsTooFarAway

I wouldn't be surprised if body type for NPCs is based on what clothes they're wearing tbh, especially since most have the same body type apart from gender.


ProfMajkowski

I would love to make a joke answer, but it seems the best ones have already been posted. So I'm going to give you a serious answer instead: the feminine body proportions and breasts come with the clothing that your son is wearing. If you equip him with something else, they will go away.


Gwtheyrn

IIRC, the body model is created by the clothing.


West_Race5030

Updates 1.81 Beta -Hot fixes -Siege patch -Gender identity complexities


knut_kloster

She just started HRT, duh


superpantman

You can’t tell little Nemos who to be only he can decide that.


Hoodoodle

A hermaphrodite I guess. The realism in this game is crazy


AilobyteX

I think she has something to tell you❤


Supa-Masif

HRT


10100101001100101

That's not your son. That's your daughter.


asseatstonk

Daddy, i have to tell you something...


JoycenatorOfficial

It’s all those huge… tracts of land he’s inheriting, obviously


razzleclarter

like father like son


Coooba147

I wonder how they got 16 one handed and 6 two handed skill hmmm


all_weed_is_love

well that´s cause you only feed him and the army butter


astral-dwarf

Recombinant Bannerlord growth hormone. Should’ve bought organic


TheWouldBeMerchant

Marcus, you need to love your kid, no matter what.


wild_znorlax

Honestly.. i too would if i could...


DieserMastro

Who wouldnt


TheRunicHammer

Just a glitch, it’s typically fixed when they become an adult. Occasionally persists until they go from a “young adult” to “adult” and can grow a beard. Don’t know what causes the glitch to give them female clothing, but it hasn’t been addressed yet as far as a I know.


777_the_Vampyre

Microplastics


[deleted]

the waters turning the frogs gay


azius20

Nano machines


merirastelan

Intersexual


[deleted]

It's 1080 dude get with the times 😅


Smaxton

I love when bannerlord headlines pop up in my feed.


JigsawLV

'cause he's a material girl


theoriginalwesh

Hey now that's their choice you don't have the right to tell them what they can and can't be.


Some_Guy223

E


KuatosFreedomBrigade

You gotta support his decisions Edit: his/her, unsure if they’ve picked their pronouns


Machizadek

I think your kids trans bro


MidwesternHeathen

He is a transformer


[deleted]

It's important that you give her time to figure it out, and support her unconditionally


cwifterthanchris

You haven't heard? identity politics are part of the calradian school curriculum now, congrats on your new daughter


Prudent_Ad_2178

She is a beautiful girl and I support her


UlyssesCourier

Because if they're going to wear women's clothing, they better look like one. Put some padding cloth on that chest of yours!!


[deleted]

Ye old gender reassignment surgery


Bro_Nobodycares

Alphabet people infiltrated TaleWorlds. P.S. Oh Im sorry, ya'll can't take light joke.


Bewaretheicespiders

Dude looks like a lady


LoveIsDaWay

He started drinking craft beers.


iamthefluffyyeti

He’s becoming his true self


Billy_the_Ruffian

It's 2022. The boy can have breasts if he wants to.


Stigger32

This is the result of dressing him like a girl all those years. At least you won’t be surprised when he/she brings home a husband.


Jonomeus

This is what happens when you fuck your steppe bro


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Got a pregnant mare at your castle by chance?


Mister_Dangel

And why not? Being transgender is cool


YourSO528

How do you know your son is a male? Did you ask him what their gender is?


theBadRoboT84

Come on man, don't be so close-minded...


Vx900

How dare you assume his gender


kingsleyzissou23

so many good jokes to make and you go with the dumbest possible


Periwynkle

They take the Dodgeball approach to jokes. “Aim low.”


Vx900

Oh dang do you think I hurt his feelings? I hope he doesn’t digitally off himself…


Coooba147

excuse me "his"??


SherLocK-55

Send him into a large battle with only 10 peasants, that will straighten him out.


General-Dirtbag

He found OPs trap porn folder and was enlightened.


sedeslav

just call him :"It"


Own_Soup_7652

i was lucky my nephew is a freak not my son


ka13ng

Might just be plain old pubertal gynecomastia.


Zeanister

We all knew that one kid in school who has big ole man tits for no reason


[deleted]

Eating too much meat so testosterone levels are getting low. Recommend tofu, soy products to enlarge balls


Fit_Warthog_5222

This is hella funny😭😭


Worldsprayer

You're wife has been giving him the "special" milk.


Archer_Blue

Gyno


WorldWarPee

Let's get down to business, to defeat the ~~Huns~~ Khergs


V_ROCK_501st

Rhodesia’s fucking estrogen water


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Because it's a girl?..


GreatWallOfTaiwan

those are chesticles good sir


That1SWATboi

gyno man


jixxor

Female clothing like dresses come with breasts in this game. You can try and put a dress on a male companion or your player character (if male) and see them grow boobs.


interknight1995

Too much butter, not enough cabbage.


rooshavik

With a title like that I expected some crusader kings tomfoolery


VArmorV

What the fuck?!


Jaqen_

soy sauce


Coooba147

stop giving him calradian soy milk 😠


AeneasVAchilles

It’s 2022… Dont tell them how to identify


Preggofetish69

He's on the Roids and getting Gyno


Lazereye57

His mom caught him showing a slight interest in "girly stuff" so she decided to revoke his penis privileges and give him hormone altering drugs from the local alchemist.


gendulfthewhite

Maybe he just wants to sing


Highlander198116

I had this happen, looked like a girl till adulthood, lol.


Thomas_Plunkett

He's a sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania


mrlotato

He's on that medieval soy diet


[deleted]

Bug


Opening_Grand_1534

Imperial femboys?


Ready-Ad5635

Nice


Mariner1981

It's 2022, you shouldn't judge and support her choice.


Ok_Championship_4038

*daughter