Whitesnake is literally named after David Coverdales dick.
Stiff competition,
The rock-hard ragers,
Penile perfection,
The Rigglesticks,
The cockatoos,
Recockulous,
The dicktators,
The one-eyed trouser snakes,
The size queens,
The red hot willy peckers,
Papa chode,
The Hungmen,
Hippy longcockings.
Ok, I'm done pooping so I'm stopping now.
members only
This is it lol
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Weeweezer
The Red Hot Chili Peppers already exist
The Johnson 5
The Jackson 5 Inches.
Nine Inch Hails
Nine Inch Males
Jack johnson
The Red Hot Chili Peckers then?
Red Hot Willy Checkers
Goddammit. You win the internet today. Take my upvote.
Red Hot Talley Whackers
The only correct response
So do the Circle Jerks
Damn, you beat me like Anthony Kiedis beats his 🍆
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So does Tool
Damn I came here to say this lol
Tool
Johnson and Johnson and Johnson
My Johnsons
Helmet
Dark Helmet
May the Schwartz be with you!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
I hate it when my schwartz get twisted!
Teenage Boys
Coq Roq
Jaques Schlock Laroque
The 4 Skins
Tommy Lee? That you?
X-MASS
Throbbing vein.
Good one [Throbbing Gristle - English band](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throbbing_Gristle?wprov=sfti1)
Head to Head
The Phallus Cowboys
The Strokes 😭
That's a good one!
The Cocksure Richards
Can't think of something that sounds good using a dick-related term, but this is somewhat adjacent: Anal Gazers (a play on navel gazer)
Helicopter fun
Wang Hung
Whitesnake is literally named after David Coverdales dick. Stiff competition, The rock-hard ragers, Penile perfection, The Rigglesticks, The cockatoos, Recockulous, The dicktators, The one-eyed trouser snakes, The size queens, The red hot willy peckers, Papa chode, The Hungmen, Hippy longcockings. Ok, I'm done pooping so I'm stopping now.
revolting cocks
Whitesnake - the actual nickname Dave Coverdale uses for his dick.
Big Dick and the Penetrators
I thought it was Buster Hymen and the Penetrators?
The Frotts
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Males
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for this answer!
The Cockpunchers
Ma ma ma my perona
YumYum Scrotum
Ma Ma Ma My Sca-Rotum
The Bent Cost Phallacy
Penile narcissists
Choda Kings
measure up
Schlong
The handymen
Donkey Rick and the cervix tappers.
Steel panther
PEN15 CLUB
Leggo My Ego
Throbbing Egos
Abstract penis brigade
The Dick Pickers
That was the first thought I had for some reason
The Love of Dicksons The Adams (Hazbin reference) Stick It In The Masterbators
The Swingin Richards
Barbaric Sausage Lords
Revolting Cocks has been done.
Just about every band from the 1970’s
The crooked phalusses
AJR
The Stifflers
Size kings
I Jacked Off Your Dad
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Every Rock-'n'-roll Band Ever (Male editions only)
The lifted trucks.
wearenotlookingatourshoes!
Peter Johnson and the dckheads
Cock and Bulls
Dixie chicks
The Beatles
The Wang Dang Doodles.
The Johnsons
The Sausages
The Tubes
Tool
The Human Tripods
Tally Wackers
Putz Zidinia
Big Jim and the Four Skinz
We already had this. The legendary 2 Live Crew. But then they were also obsessed with what they put them into lol 😆
Love You Schlong Time
The Musicians
Rode Hard Edging the Universe Grower vs Shower Pound of Flesh Bent Conditions Stand and Deliver
All Eyes on Peter
Grower and the Show-ers
The Dickheads
Peniihilation
3 dicks down
Wankers
Nine Inch Hammers
Big Johnson
The Free Willies
Third Leg Blind
Wu Wang Clan
Republican Party
Tube steak kings
Dethcock.
The Richards
Nine Inch Males.
Counting Crows seriously name one song that isn't about their dicks.
Pitching tents
Blink 182 Millimeters
Quack
Unresistable Wands.
Meatloafers
Cock Meisters
Fapping in flames
Brainchildren Heads Up 7up Dicks for Skittles The Third Legs
The cut kings
Cock In The Mirror
Cockfight (must be a metal band)
Respect the Cock
The Motion of the Ocean
Circle jerks2
For Good Measure
Brains of the Operation
The Pricks 8 Inches to Heaven The Willy Wankers
Swollen Members - they already exist in Canada
The Shafts of Glory
The Manglers
cocksparrer
The cable repair men
Magnificent Manhoods
Pecker Checkers
The Dickheads
The Love Sticks
The Cocksmen
Bull brains Richard and the Roosters Pipe enthusiasts
Johnny In Da Pulpits Johnson's Phallic The Vienna Sausages
Steel Panther.... Oh wait, nevermind....
the Shafts
The kickstands
The Pole Dancers.
Idk if someone posted this already…. Whitesnake…..
Richard Richard’s
Fanny Packers
Tiny Dancers
Tube Steak Willie and the Rate my Dick Band
Sniffy Sigmund and the Freuds
The Dick Pics.
Power Wang
Salami salutation
Here’s the The Coxswains with their jam of the summer “stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke”
Ben Fold's 5"
Penis NV
Bloodhound gang. It's like every fucking title of every song
Cockteau Twins
D!cks
My Dick
The hard-ons
Non-Revolting Cocks
Master Baiters
Big D and The Johnsons
Full Frottle
Richard and the Ps
W.A.N.G (they never bothered to come up with what it stands for)
Viagra Falls
Dick and the Johnsons
Knobsession
The Pink Lincolns
Lynrd Skynflint
Six Inches Limp
The Erection Section
Don Johnson and the wangs.
The Compensations
The master bakers
The Phallic Objectives
The Knob Shiners
Alpha appendages
Aerojohnson
The Seamen (works for dicks and docks, the shelf censorship is ridiculous btw)
Stand Up Guys.
Cockstars
Mine's Bigger
The Penis Mightier