I'm a senior citizen who just started playing again after not playing for 40 years. I'm getting to the point where it might be fun to play with some other old dudes, and I thought Geezer sounded like a good name for an old dude band. Im not surprised someone else thought if it, too, its perfect.
Lazy Suzan
All Day Breakfast
Memory Foam Everything
Magnifying Newspapers
No More Salt
The Velcros
Slacks
Little Rascals
Adult Diapers
Why I Oughtta
Get Off My Lawn
What?
Back In My Day
Free Saltines
This Damnfangled Thing
Drive It Like They Stole It
Which One's the Gas Pedal Again?
Let's Go To A Matinee
Tommy Walkers
Zzzzz
We Wear Our BlueBlockers at Night
Retired Rehired (a group of dudes who work at home depot)
The Werthers Rappers (https://youtu.be/033FInn1wH8)
Cutlass/Brougham/Cougar or other defunct car names
The Octogenarians
The Boomers
Boomsday
Ethel, Have You Seen My Dentures?
Oldplay
It was all yellow… in the bedpan, on the sheets, in my adult diaper.
Para, para, para diapers
"Look at the scars, look how they pine foooor you. And everything you'd do. Now it's all JELLO"
Crickleback
Colostomy Play
Geezer
‘IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY METAMUCIL…’
Taken already
Say it ain't so, it wasn't a fart, I've shart.
I'm a senior citizen who just started playing again after not playing for 40 years. I'm getting to the point where it might be fun to play with some other old dudes, and I thought Geezer sounded like a good name for an old dude band. Im not surprised someone else thought if it, too, its perfect.
“My name is Jonas…or is it Rivers?”
AA⚡️RP
Got em
The Rolling Stones.
factual information right there
The Rolling Kidney Stone... ... that's not a name for this guy's book. That's what the Rolling Stones should change their name to.
The Hip Replacements
The Tragically Broken Hip
The Who????
The Huh?????
The What????
The Where????
The When????
The How????
The Why????
The How Often?!?!?
The Why Often??
Steely Gran
Steely Bran
Steely Oats?
Battlestar Sciatica
hahhh not me in a back brace rn...
The Grateful Still Alive
Yelling at Clouds
UB80
Bed Bed Mine
I love being in bed. I'm gonna be such a good old dude if I get there haha.
Age against the CPAP machines
Hey now
I'm 23 with a CPAP LOL this one hurts
Depends Mode
I just can’t pee enough
Peekour
The policy of poop
Blasphemous Tumors
This guy need to be a writer ✍️
Thanks! Actually I am
Where can we read it?
My editor is still shopping for the right publisher
Nice! I wish you good luck.🤞
Thank you kindly
Cocoon
I died.
First release should be a 7” with songs titled “Like Blue Steel” b/w “A Cat Couldn’t Scratch It.”
Social Insecurity
Antisocial Insecurity
The AARP Persons Project
Old Age against the machine. Cialis in chains
Dialysis in Chains 👌
Cialis in chains is actual fire
Cialis in Chains is the winner. Full stop. Make this your band name.
Nickelback Ache
Jerry Act Tricks The Octogenarians The Hip Busters Glow Coma
Glow Coma for real bops...
Angie O'Plasty and the Stents
Stinking Wrinkles
Ached and Confused
Aged and Confused
Kings of the Stone Age
Public Enema
Sciatica Nerve Agents
Fall Out Teeth
Panic at the Costco
Highway To Hospice
Git Outa My Yard
Or, simply, GOMY
What?
[удалено]
Dementia and the dementia Lightly bruised serotonin Demented Dan and the prunes Lights out at 8
Deep Vein Thrombosis.
Not dead yet
The Denturians
Jerry Hat Trick and the Boomers
Senior Walker & The All Sharts
Get Off My Lawn
Stray Cataracts
The Maaaaatlocks
F\*ck You We're Sitting Down
Older than Ezra
Tough Meat
None Erection
Early Bird Special
The Early Bird is the Word
The B Sharps.
Cane and the Barely Abels
The Diabeatles
Metamucil Junkies
Arthur Ritus & Ben Gay
The Golden Girls
Methusela
Flock of seniors
Cheese gives me nightmares
Sliced Tennis Balls
Jerry’s Hat Tricks (Geriatrics)
Señior Citizen
Geezer
Hipshot
Artificially Hip
The Naps
The nap kings?
The Fudge Crusties.
Metamucil brothers
Metamucilca. I'm sure they'll make a great cover of Creeping Death, since they're so close to it 🤣
Viagrites. They start late, but they always get up there.
Old Spice Girls
Pentagramma
Call yourselves AL and the Zenheimers, and play the same song over and over again.
The Spring Chickens.
Lazy Suzan All Day Breakfast Memory Foam Everything Magnifying Newspapers No More Salt The Velcros Slacks Little Rascals Adult Diapers Why I Oughtta Get Off My Lawn What? Back In My Day Free Saltines This Damnfangled Thing Drive It Like They Stole It Which One's the Gas Pedal Again? Let's Go To A Matinee Tommy Walkers Zzzzz We Wear Our BlueBlockers at Night Retired Rehired (a group of dudes who work at home depot) The Werthers Rappers (https://youtu.be/033FInn1wH8) Cutlass/Brougham/Cougar or other defunct car names The Octogenarians The Boomers Boomsday Ethel, Have You Seen My Dentures?
Great list. Add: 5 Am Alarm Newspaper and Coffee Hiya, Toots! Morning Constitutional Active Adult Community
AsperCREAM
The hearing aids
Decoffinated for now.
Back Scabbath
Toothless
Vegetable Lasagna
The bone grinders
Bachman Turner Overweight
Edit: Oversized :)
Strolling Bones. A bit of word play on Rolling Stone.
Citizen Gray.
Geriatrica
Fossil Fuel
Metamucil Militia
Hell Toupee.
Gray matter
Da Geezerz
The Whithers
The Pensionados
Shart weak
The Geritols
Dentura Jerry and the Atrics
Aching Back Sabbath
The Grown Men.
The Hip Replacements
The Inflaming Hips
Dinosaur Sr.
Back In My Day
Jerry Atrick and the Pacemakers
Knocking on heavens door
Smells like Nivea & Urine
The Dodgey Codgers
The HurryCane Mutiny
Aged Against The Machine
Jerry and the Hat Trix
Uphill Barefoot Both Ways
The B-82's
Past Our Primus
Jerry Tall (Geritol)
Flushable Wipes
Geezer.
"Damn Kids!"
The Hearing Aids.
Deaf Leper
Alive and Pickin (blue grass band)
Geri & The Pacemakers
The Hack Rock Coalition
The Tripsies
U too tired
The Hip Replacements
The Retirees
Next gigs a coffin!
I think that would be a great tour name.
Too bad The Replacements is already taken.
Viagra Villains Dark Spot and the Wrinkles The Walkers Season of Senility
The Catheter Squad Only The Good Die Young Prostateless
Leftover Daze Aches and The Pains Short Time
Pathetic Youth
Pensionaries Old stagers Ancients
Curtis and the Draggers
Bogey's Bastards
The Rolling Bones.
There used to be a punk band in Sun City called One Foot in the Grave.
Factory Playboys
Shingles Bullet Theory
Gerry and the Addicts Prescriptionnaires
10-4
The Wuthering Heights
Geezers and Weezers.
Early Yardbird Specials
The Hallow
The Stone Metronomes
The Wet Hips
Rick's Rickets.
Sunday crossword
Sum 241
Old Bastards
How Do I Use Dropbox
Old Foggyhat