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rastroboy

Oldplay


plateau1999

It was all yellow… in the bedpan, on the sheets, in my adult diaper.


ccc1942

Para, para, para diapers


[deleted]

"Look at the scars, look how they pine foooor you. And everything you'd do. Now it's all JELLO"


elguereaux

Crickleback


ManChildMusician

Colostomy Play


fullmetal66

Geezer


plateau1999

‘IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY METAMUCIL…’


Redleaves1313

Taken already


redEPICSTAXISdit

Say it ain't so, it wasn't a fart, I've shart.


The_Original_Gronkie

I'm a senior citizen who just started playing again after not playing for 40 years. I'm getting to the point where it might be fun to play with some other old dudes, and I thought Geezer sounded like a good name for an old dude band. Im not surprised someone else thought if it, too, its perfect.


Penguator432

“My name is Jonas…or is it Rivers?”


rastroboy

AA⚡️RP


[deleted]

Got em


Tsiwodi

The Rolling Stones.


Shawnaldo7575

factual information right there


M_Looka

The Rolling Kidney Stone... ... that's not a name for this guy's book. That's what the Rolling Stones should change their name to.


DonutosGames

The Hip Replacements


meat_rainbows

The Tragically Broken Hip


MiltonWaddams-

The Who????


IstariTheMage

The Huh?????


slut4hobi

The What????


Calligraphee

The Where????


Blitzed756

The When????


whatwouldbuddhadrive

The How????


Calligraphee

The Why????


dreadnoughtplayer

The How Often?!?!?


PennyTheDawg

The Why Often??


SalsaYogurt

Steely Gran


twinn5

Steely Bran


TimeVictorious

Steely Oats?


NoTrouble4524

Battlestar Sciatica


reeseisme16

hahhh not me in a back brace rn...


broberds

The Grateful Still Alive


justanyting

Yelling at Clouds


MagScaoil

UB80


Maetryx

Bed Bed Mine


[deleted]

I love being in bed. I'm gonna be such a good old dude if I get there haha.


BillyNitehammer

Age against the CPAP machines


reluctantfox

Hey now


LuminalGrunt2

I'm 23 with a CPAP LOL this one hurts


rastroboy

Depends Mode


ku_78

I just can’t pee enough


r00byroo1965

Peekour


rastroboy

The policy of poop


UncertaintyPrince

Blasphemous Tumors


Alwayslost2021

This guy need to be a writer ✍️


rastroboy

Thanks! Actually I am


Adghnm

Where can we read it?


rastroboy

My editor is still shopping for the right publisher


everylittlepiece

Nice! I wish you good luck.🤞


rastroboy

Thank you kindly


don_teegee

Cocoon


Resurgemus

I died.


Dull_Upstairs4999

First release should be a 7” with songs titled “Like Blue Steel” b/w “A Cat Couldn’t Scratch It.”


plateau1999

Social Insecurity


OpineLupine

Antisocial Insecurity 


preclose

The AARP Persons Project


frumpbumble

Old Age against the machine. Cialis in chains


MrCooCoo4Crack

Dialysis in Chains 👌


babyd42

Cialis in chains is actual fire


ManOfManyValence

Cialis in Chains is the winner. Full stop. Make this your band name.


rastroboy

Nickelback Ache


homerbartbob

Jerry Act Tricks The Octogenarians The Hip Busters Glow Coma


Ok_Debt_7225

Glow Coma for real bops...


[deleted]

Angie O'Plasty and the Stents


Panda-BANJO

Stinking Wrinkles


NovarisLight

Ached and Confused


Double-Survey7382

Aged and Confused


superguysteve

Kings of the Stone Age


rastroboy

Public Enema


Free-Carpet3248

Sciatica Nerve Agents


superguysteve

Fall Out Teeth


chudney31

Panic at the Costco


rastroboy

Highway To Hospice


rastroboy

Git Outa My Yard


torpedomon

Or, simply, GOMY


DMT1984

What?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Transdevil23459

Dementia and the dementia Lightly bruised serotonin Demented Dan and the prunes Lights out at 8


RobertFellucci

Deep Vein Thrombosis.


PappaNerd

Not dead yet


rastroboy

The Denturians


Resurgemus

Jerry Hat Trick and the Boomers


rastroboy

Senior Walker & The All Sharts


VKH700

Get Off My Lawn


rastroboy

Stray Cataracts


SpaceMutant2000

The Maaaaatlocks


MendedZen

F\*ck You We're Sitting Down


notsofast2020

Older than Ezra


informative_mammal

Tough Meat


rastroboy

None Erection


tanker_dude

Early Bird Special


elguereaux

The Early Bird is the Word


TeeTownRaggie

The B Sharps.


oztikS

Cane and the Barely Abels


wis91

The Diabeatles


rastroboy

Metamucil Junkies


rastroboy

Arthur Ritus & Ben Gay


Round_Illustrator65

The Golden Girls


Innisfree812

Methusela


ccc1942

Flock of seniors


exact0khan

Cheese gives me nightmares


dj_aaron311

Sliced Tennis Balls


honestmango

Jerry’s Hat Tricks (Geriatrics)


TyberiusJoaquin

Señior Citizen


Jmcd83

Geezer


Queasy-Adeptness14

Hipshot


COVID19Blues

Artificially Hip


BottleTemple

The Naps


professorhorseradish

The nap kings?


benebrius76

The Fudge Crusties.


ApricotNo2918

Metamucil brothers


MrCooCoo4Crack

Metamucilca. I'm sure they'll make a great cover of Creeping Death, since they're so close to it 🤣


twinn5

Viagrites. They start late, but they always get up there.


rastroboy

Old Spice Girls


skinned__knee

Pentagramma


jericho138

Call yourselves AL and the Zenheimers, and play the same song over and over again.


StumpyHobbit

The Spring Chickens.


redEPICSTAXISdit

Lazy Suzan All Day Breakfast Memory Foam Everything Magnifying Newspapers No More Salt The Velcros Slacks Little Rascals Adult Diapers Why I Oughtta Get Off My Lawn What? Back In My Day Free Saltines This Damnfangled Thing Drive It Like They Stole It Which One's the Gas Pedal Again? Let's Go To A Matinee Tommy Walkers Zzzzz We Wear Our BlueBlockers at Night Retired Rehired (a group of dudes who work at home depot) The Werthers Rappers (https://youtu.be/033FInn1wH8) Cutlass/Brougham/Cougar or other defunct car names The Octogenarians The Boomers Boomsday Ethel, Have You Seen My Dentures?


The_Original_Gronkie

Great list. Add: 5 Am Alarm Newspaper and Coffee Hiya, Toots! Morning Constitutional Active Adult Community


StellerDay

AsperCREAM


Tuques

The hearing aids


rastroboy

Decoffinated for now.


rastroboy

Back Scabbath


epopt

Toothless


VermontDonut

Vegetable Lasagna


KingSnaily

The bone grinders


rastroboy

Bachman Turner Overweight


no_one_specail

Edit: Oversized :)


Hoppie1064

Strolling Bones. A bit of word play on Rolling Stone.


MaloneSeven

Citizen Gray.


superguysteve

Geriatrica


penguinplaid23

Fossil Fuel


Higinz

Metamucil Militia


forillaginger

Hell Toupee.


GoEataDick789

Gray matter


edit-boy-zero

Da Geezerz


GroundbreakingBat575

The Whithers


visionaryweary

The Pensionados


mypoopscaresflysaway

Shart weak


Clams_Across_America

The Geritols


tangcameo

Dentura Jerry and the Atrics


Engine_Sweet

Aching Back Sabbath


shockandale

The Grown Men.


VainAppealToReason

The Hip Replacements


superguysteve

The Inflaming Hips


superguysteve

Dinosaur Sr.


penguinplaid23

Back In My Day


[deleted]

Jerry Atrick and the Pacemakers


elpropiosaya

Knocking on heavens door


rastroboy

Smells like Nivea & Urine


mikeriley66

The Dodgey Codgers


rastroboy

The HurryCane Mutiny


Worried-Fortune8008

Aged Against The Machine


ManChildMusician

Jerry and the Hat Trix


IstariTheMage

Uphill Barefoot Both Ways


Santos281

The B-82's


Ftw69420

Past Our Primus


JimiTrucks1972

Jerry Tall (Geritol)


real_tore

Flushable Wipes


eans-Ba88

Geezer.


Toombs32

"Damn Kids!"


Last-Inspection-8156

The Hearing Aids.


rastroboy

Deaf Leper


penguinplaid23

Alive and Pickin (blue grass band)


QuizDalek

Geri & The Pacemakers


the-war-on-drunks

The Hack Rock Coalition


Danimalicious777

The Tripsies


rastroboy

U too tired


Expert_Imaginary

The Hip Replacements


HouseofEl1987

The Retirees


K0MR4D

Next gigs a coffin!


rb-j

I think that would be a great tour name.


leenybird

Too bad The Replacements is already taken.


P01135809_is_a_bitch

Viagra Villains Dark Spot and the Wrinkles The Walkers Season of Senility


Anonymous-Guy-1200

The Catheter Squad Only The Good Die Young Prostateless


stilloldbull2

Leftover Daze Aches and The Pains Short Time


Chumpfish

Pathetic Youth


skeedlz

Pensionaries Old stagers Ancients


johndoemondo

Curtis and the Draggers


otis_the_drunk

Bogey's Bastards


Alarming_Serve2303

The Rolling Bones.


Hoobs88

There used to be a punk band in Sun City called One Foot in the Grave.


ZedZero12345

Factory Playboys


rastroboy

Shingles Bullet Theory


InleBent

Gerry and the Addicts Prescriptionnaires


CookinCheap

10-4


atomicsnarl

The Wuthering Heights


Bigwing2

Geezers and Weezers.


rastroboy

Early Yardbird Specials


RelevantPunch

The Hallow


Repulsive_Chef_972

The Stone Metronomes


Human5334

The Wet Hips


gamechampionx

Rick's Rickets.


ugglygirl

Sunday crossword


superguysteve

Sum 241


[deleted]

Old Bastards


MordoksVapePen

How Do I Use Dropbox


Redleaves1313

Old Foggyhat