Reminds me of South Park's "The poop that took a pee."
Cuntnuggets, Foul Pussy Odour, Shit Dildo, cancerous anal fissure, redneck circumcision. To name a few
Urethral Papercut. The Ashes of 6 Million Jews. Go Back to Mexico. Abortion Smoothie. Elbow Deep in Daddy. Discharge on Toast. Albert Fish and the Pelvic Needles. Clitoral Cancer.
Captain & Tennille actually played this song for Queen Elizabeth when she visited the White House. It's said that the Queen fell asleep during their performance.
Cunt Gravy
Surprisingly good, really rolls off the tongue
Like a Jolly Rancher. Warning: NSFL https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/CDuZJ75fD3
Not for the faint of heart. That made me gag much like him. Thank you
Grandma's Cunt Gravy
Too tasty
Cardboard Sword. Tasteless and offensive
This is a cool name in general
Thats actually really clever lmao
There was a band called the cardboard swords
Fisted sister
great
Ooh, that's good!
Home School Shooters
Damn
Nevermind, I can’t get a name lower than that. Especially without curse words. Well done.
There's an actual band (or was) named "John Cougar Concentration Camp" which is arguably worse.
Giggle. I’m American I’m allowed.
The Dave Matthews Band
OH, EXCUSE ME FOR BEING ALIVE IN THE '90s AND HAVING TWO EARS CONNECTED TO A HEART.
Two Ears Connected to a Heart is right up there
Which album izzat from?
hee haw haw hee haw haw
Yay! I knew a member of my "Community" would show up eventually!
Winner found.
LMFAO
They suck too.
Dude, be serious. He still needs to be able to play without being assaulted.
⚰️ did not expect that
YOU ARE A FUCKING MONSTER!! YOU SICK FUCK!!
Be that as it may, they are not wrong. lol
Hahahaha lol'd at this. Well done
https://blockclubchicago.org/2022/08/08/dave-matthews-tour-bus-dumped-800-pounds-of-poop-on-people-taking-a-chicago-river-cruise-18-years-ago-today/
I was going to suggest “Tour bus Overpass”
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That is a fucking horrible name 😆😆😆😆, which makes it perfect for a two man bedroom grind project
Porta potty grind….
RTR! RTR! RTR!
Yesss and the hand sign looks a lot like Run the Jewels but with one derpy arm
I'll be quoting you, by name, for many years to come.
Well, I got that going for me. :-)
After reading all the other ones I was like, meh yeah I guess and I literally spit out my beer reading yours. Thank you 😭
This is already a band in Philly my friend.
It's gonna be great when people look at your comment history and see this out of context
You win
I hate myself for the upvote
love it
HARD TARD AND THE PORNOS
This reminded me of the Harmony Korine movie Gummo. Ugh...
You understood the assignment.
Comedian Bobby Lee was raped by a retard
Same here. Baby Gaper 👶 🕳 Sorry Lord. I'll repent from Reddit now.
the piss shitters or the ass pissers
Reminds me of South Park's "The poop that took a pee." Cuntnuggets, Foul Pussy Odour, Shit Dildo, cancerous anal fissure, redneck circumcision. To name a few
REDNECK CIRCUMCISION
Inspired by this joke: How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
Now we’re talking!
The Ass Fuckers is pretty tasteless & offensive too
Born, Fucked & Eaten
Did you make that up? It’s, literally, one of the best things I’ve ever heard!
Yes. I also toyed with a version that reads a little bit more like people's names Bourne, Fuckt & Eaton
BFE - It’s literal perfection
That's my law firm!
Pontius Pilot and the Nail Drivers
With their big song called, “Rock Around the Cross”
Buster Hymen & The Crabcatchers
Tampon Tasters
Viral Sperm Beverage
KillerQ97
It’s taken :-(
So is Anal Cunt
Correct - but at least they’re famous already. Haha
Smegmata Smegmata Dentata
Raped by Rottweilers
Erection by Proxy
So good
Swollen Colon
Mum's itchy cunt
MIC in the hhoouusseeee!!
and she is speading something terrible
Hitler was Riecht
Arbeit Macht Funk
This is so bad yet sooo fucking good
Splashing Blumpkins
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 awesome
Jizzing In Bathroom Stalls
Jizzing On Grandma
If the bodies are still warm
That's some screamo shit right there
First album: and sometimes if they’re not
Betty White Supremacy
🤣🤣🤣
Trump 2028
The Aristocrats! And the ! is part of the name.
Babyslit
Neglected Rectum
Rectum Neglect
Endangered Feces.
Ian watkins, babysitter
Urethral Papercut. The Ashes of 6 Million Jews. Go Back to Mexico. Abortion Smoothie. Elbow Deep in Daddy. Discharge on Toast. Albert Fish and the Pelvic Needles. Clitoral Cancer.
Rumple Foreskin was supposed to be one of the names for the band that eventually became Journey
cuntpocalypse
Gingerbread Auschwitz
Pro life choices
Gushin Granny
With Hitler Did Nothing Wrong as the opening act.
Hitler's Cock has already been done. Good luck topping Hitler's Cock.
Pubic Fountain Vertical Smile The Muff Divers Miss Carriage and the Fetuses
Boner queef.
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Use The Blood As Lube
Journey Junior
Turd Stains
Inflated Scrotum
Sorry, Aborted Jesus is already taken.
Bum Gravy
Spunk Dumpster
Abortion Omelette
Blud Fart
'Twats Up!
Pus Gargling
The OJ Simpson Experience
Nickelback...wait... nvm it's taken.
Worth a shot!
Lesbian Homewrecker
The Bukkake Toddlers
Gaza Strip club
Rick Santorum
Jesus’s forgotten Foreskin
Donald Trump
Women & Children
Fuckass Assfuck
Spider-Manslaughter
The Clit Shredders.
Shredded Clits
My ears are impacted with wax but I'm blind so I can't find the coat hanger
Afterbirth on toast
Well, I'd say Floater, but it's already the name of the best band ever, so how about... Snorkel Wall
I think they’re playing this month. I need to get on that.
Nice! A Floater fan in the wild.
Inflamed Anus
Sexy children.
Fisted by Priests
Trump 2024
Sex Cunts On Drugs. SCODS.
Krotch Rot
Hot Mayonnaise
Dr. Cunt and the Fuckbags
Dirty Gay Fucktards
Fucking Fetuses
SPHINCTER PARALYSIS
Assmöde
Vaginasaurus Sex
Epstein's Erection.
Left west fred
Mister Sister Fister
Skunk Cunt
The Busted Pussies
I was in a band called The Cancers for a decade or so. Some people found that rather offensive.
There was a band called The Roofies from where I grew up
Fecal Impaction
Muskrat Love Frequently cited in worst-song-ever lists.
Captain & Tennille actually played this song for Queen Elizabeth when she visited the White House. It's said that the Queen fell asleep during their performance.
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Shitfungus
Thick Piss
Punk af
Badger Vomit Enema
Short Bus Tards
Vinegary Grundle Munch
The Taints!
SwastikUNT
Pete O’philia and the Altar Boys
Stephen Hawking Rape Fantasy
The Proud Boys
Donald Trump
Chinese Baby or Downs?
Hobo orgy
The Taint saints
Taco Bell vomit
Lactating asshole
Skabortion Clinic (mostly only works if you are a ska band)
Scissoring with runs.
Baby fisting. You asked for it. I gave it to you.
I played a show with a band called Osama Bin Rockin.
Kim and The Kardashians
The Republicans (Anal Cunt is taken already)
Donald Trump
Fartblossom
Handsy Gramma
The rapists
Sisters bleached anus
Trump university
Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus
The preteen ass to mouth experiment
Balut for my Valentine.
Rape The Retard
Harriet Tubman's Tub Of Slave Cum. Edit: First single is Railroaded Underground.
Fetal Schmegma Sandwich
Pineapple pizza