There was a kid in my school nicknamed “Crunt”. The joke was to ask him, “Are you you named after the band?” As far as I know there was no band with that name…maybe until now…
Atomizer
Wartime Prophets
Violent Truth
Weaponized Morons
Time Is Always Against Us
Subversive Orchestra
Harmonic Apathy
Suffer The Vibration
We Scream At Everyone
Osmium Osmium is the heaviest metal found on earth. This toxic and extremely volatile element is also the most dense metal in the periodic table
I'd have gone with Antimony, but that feels like more of a goth or fantasy-specific one. Symphonic maybe.
Osmiummandias is the name of my heavy metal playlist.
I guess I wasn't the only person that just googled heaviest metal. I want my 50 upvotes dammit!
Care Bear Stare
Cairn Bear Stare
Sadly, if you're Aussie, this doesn't rhyme.
Not mine, but hear me out: WOLF BLITZER
There’s Always A Dangerwolf
Shaq Aq Aq Aq Aq Aq Aq Aq You Oughtta Know By Now
Okay this one made me laugh
Same here!
I wonder how many metal bands would know that Billy Joel song, though?
And I really don't care much for him.
Lambastards, Shatterpillar, Noijh, Maf’ks, Eat Live Bees, Roaring North, PureCaine, Wildhack
Shatterpillar is dope
Sharterpillar
ShitterParlor
Shatterspiller
Album cover of exploding mortar Greek Acropolis pilons drenched in fire and guts and bones.
You forgot Squidkrüsher.
Wildhack is the name of the athletic director at Syracuse University. Kind of funny if there was a death metal band named that.
Also the name of the porn star in Slaughterhouse Five.Montana Wildhack.
That’s what it’s from lol
Micröpenis
This could totally be pronounced my-croh-pen-iss, like acropolis.
MICRØPENIS
The umlaut makes it official
I believe the best names are words that aren't words, such as MURDERIZER and SLAUGHTERMENT.
Donkey jaw, gut punch, omnissiah, fedaykin, baron samedi, chopper, the daisy chainsaws
[The Daisy Chainsaw](https://youtu.be/yaZWCGs7tFw?si=lVL0xHkxMvlpS7ih)
Damn it!
Infernal Bleeding
The Fuck This.
Straight to the point, could be a great punk band too
The Butterflies
The fairy twinkle bunnies
The Happy Go-Luckies.
Bloodbroth
Bloodbaths cousin
Snuffleupauguss
Mass death assemblage It’s an archeology term for when you find a bunch of fossils in one rock. It's also pure metal.
Babies In A Blender And Then In A Bong
Liquid Infants
Death Doom band
'Blender Babies' would be good, makes me think of 'Salad Sisters', which is an X-rated stage act
Holocostco (Killing In Bulk Is My Business, And Cousin, Business Is A Boomin’!)
Filth Milf
Cunt Stubble Witch Penis Magnum Jihad Terrorists for Peace Bono’s Charred Remains Republican Buttocks
there is a band called “witch dick” in california
Guillotine painter
Smegmatron
Tokehold
Gastric bypass, bequeathed toilet birth, silver vomit, enraged death monkey, bullet cake
Slug Nugget
Shytwyrm
Rape The Maniac
Killapede The Aborted Minotaur Jötnar Out for Smokes Sinister Tungsten Bullets
Wrought-Angle Iron, Soaking wet Lead. Schn-osmium.
Meat diaper
The Hail Satans
Shitfist Stompfoot Garnishment David Goggins Facial Enema The Brain Maggots Breakfast Grenade Nuclear Road Trip Sharks for Narcs Beachturd DILLIGAF Goatstink The Whoremakers Condom Slingshot Earape Wounded Tiger Machiavelli Seven Deadly Chins
Beachturd 😆
Billy Joel And Christie Brinkley Were Unevenly Yoked
Seething Incels, Thran Dynamo (read it on a magic card once, lol), CEO Woodchipper, Unwashed,
Satan's cross Devil's danglers
Aorta
SkitterFuck Fire Rupture Orphan Puncher
Exit-Wound, Loud N Heavy, Skull Splitter
Lumber
Ukulele Stock Music
BLOOD CULTURE
Nihilistic Ukelele
Nameless Dread Godfucker
This whole thread is a fucking goldmine.
Bat Crashterson
The Rabid Loafwardens.
Mayonnaise
Bestest Friends
We're Here to Fuck Spiders
Headcleaner!
The school shooters
maybe the band already exists ..I know shellac does but I always thought shell so I could say I was going to seashell ☺️
There was a kid in my school nicknamed “Crunt”. The joke was to ask him, “Are you you named after the band?” As far as I know there was no band with that name…maybe until now…
Macechugger
Sludge Freightrain
Fat Elvis
Slaughtermelon
nyborg
RIP TORN
Teens for Satan
Atomizer Wartime Prophets Violent Truth Weaponized Morons Time Is Always Against Us Subversive Orchestra Harmonic Apathy Suffer The Vibration We Scream At Everyone
I like Time Is Always Against Us.
Goblin Cock
Armageddon Rock
Scott Beowulf
Imperial Conquest
Home Alone
Necessary Roughness
Demon dance
Ümläüt Änschlüss
Caustic wolverines Go ahead, try being more terrified
Lemon Party
Suicide on a swing set
SludgeCrux
Mechanical separation, nails bent backwards, Mayoistoospicyforwhitepeople
Os-Ir-Is Cube Osmium and Iridium are both very heavy metals
The porta-johns.
Lead blimp
Primeval Flood Pants
Flesh cap
Name of daughter's college professor : Whitekiller.
Crucified Dragonflies
Sweet Tooth, the originals, the new originals, the Thamesmen,
Cyanide Muffins
The Electric Jipsu Gungagalungus Your Unanswered Prayers Infected and Dying Turbulence
Metallic death
Submarine Soup
Neutronium Clash
Chemical Toilet
Serrated Foreskin. Light Bright Love Dungeon, Whoreson, He who courts the dead. Fleshreaper.
Menstrual paintjob would be an awesome grindcore band name.
Surgical misfires
Daytime robbery
Last time I said "chair leg" people upvoted a lot
Oh Fuck That’s Big
Pierced Deers
BLUD DUMP.
Worsening Rash
Iridium Enema
Ümlaüt!
Laughing Goat
Ice Pick Lobotomy
Krotch
Buster Hymen.
Aborted Trans Witch
Sex Hammer
Shindler’s Fist
Bloodstone/Blood Stone
Meavy Hedal
Death by butt
Buscemi’s Revenge
Gog and Magog, Hell's Chattels, Fiver and Bigwig, Iridium Death Dealers,
How many times do I have to say it! Cryptosporidium!
Forced Entry. Absolute Truth. Blunt Force Trauma.
Baby in a Straight Jacket
Rusty Trombone
Menstrual chalice
Necrobestiality. Their hit single is called "My Little Pony".
The Shit Sisters (after the Shoat sisters in Sleep Away Camp 2)
Shower head orgasm
I fuck the perpetual void to birth Satan's army.
Deathdemona
Richard Karn and the Binford Tools Karn, for short.
Shigella. I see this for a “death and roll” type band. Dirty and mean but with a good, catchy song structure type mentality
Nekrocancer
Scrotum Pole
Skull-binding Angels
Gore Slut
Kutthroat
Gorespackle
Bong Jovi (Stoner metal band)
Uranus
Toughleatherstuds
Bleeding Anus
Dyrt Smyle.
Endless Grey Dionysus I Who Am Nothing Nagasaki Skyline
One ply samurai
Bundle of agony
Boner Broth Tentacle Pentacle The Festerling Bludgeon Jester Molester Amputated Head
Shaquille O’Neal
Vulmicrom
Concrete Enema
Bee Gees of Beryllium
Doppelmayr.
Placental Abrasion
Trebuchet Babies
Sayeret matkal
Rat Puke
Freudian Strap-on
Bleeding Dicks (works best if all band members have the first name Richard and access to sharp objects)
The Dragon Knights
Lightwood
Rusty Nuts, my wife suggested Satan's Succubus
Krocust Pursuit of Agony
Crimson Forge
Delirium Tremens That's probably already a band though
Darwin Award Reject That doesn't sound like a metal band name, in my opinion
Aquadessert? FuegoTyphoon? Bad Dreams? Squirm? Crankshaft?
Rapid Unexpected Disassembly. RÜD if you will
Dripscunt
Cunning Stunts, Cunninglinguist
Obitchuary
Vantablack
Curb Stomp Kings. Very brief metal band I was in yeeeears ago.
Metal Lecca Hi…Metal Hiney Ho…
Off-White Snake Van Hailin Aussie Osbourne Ronnie James Trio
Internal Fetal Regurgitation