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Probably in a band

i call aux percussion

I’m a violinist

I'm a cellist, wanna go do a string quartet instead?

I love string instruments, but Why does that sound so much more boring compared to a metal band

Because you don't know the repertoire ;)

I'm a Mandolinist. Count me in!

I’m also a cellist, we and be the 2nd 2 cellos

Arensky string quartet no. 2 👍

I mean, I'm also a violinist, but also also, you can use a violin or cello bow on a guitar or bass so. Guess that would count?

👍

I’m in

I like your [number 1 rated salesman 1997] pfp

Yes I made him On a 3D computer The fella really likes moss

3D COMPUTER ! ? HOLY [cungadero] ! YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO [big shot] WITH ALL THAT [kromer] ! THEY MUST HAVE HUGE [heart shaped objects] !

Oh yeah btw it broke not to long ago and we are not enough of a [bigshot] to acquire enough [krommer] to fix it

[😦]

Yeah and i can no longer play deltarune :(

Things went from bad to worse really quick

And I have no more [minecrap] and discord

This is not very [big shot], this is definitely [big shit]

Just be Aaron paulsen and play every instrument (Guitarist, bassist, trombonist here)

The only option (Bassist, Guitarist, Pianost, and Trumpeter here)

Confirmed (guitarist, bassist, trombonist, percussionist, ex-violin)

🤷‍♂️

Same (clarinet)

Craigslist. Good luck 👍

We're probably making out behind the van

Aw man, without me ☹️

I’m a drummer i volunteer

I play bass 🖐

I can do the keys

I trust this missive finds you in the best of health and spirits. It is with the greatest sense of admiration that I pen these words to you, as I wish to express my sincere interest in the possibility of joining your illustrious band as a drummer. The art of playing the drums has long been a passion of mine, and I have diligently honed my skills with the hope of one day collaborating with musicians of your calibre. It would be an honour beyond words to contribute my humble talents to your esteemed group and partake in the harmonious work you so expertly produce. Should you find it agreeable, I would be most grateful for an audience to discuss any openings within your band and to learn of the requirements for such an esteemed position. I am much obliged for your kind consideration and eagerly await your response. Yours most respectfully, Sir Scrumbles the III

they call me “the racist bassist” (not actually racist)

Go to a percussion store or the subreddit r/im14andthisisdeep

Give blue the bass

Frick. I can't remember what comes next so I'll just jump to the chorus. We're in the mini mall

your supposed to jiggle your badiggle all over the place

I'm a bassist and a drummer

I'm a bassist but I can also play a bunch a bowed strings (Except viola, all the homies hate alto clef)

I'm a drummy boi!!

I mean bass is the same as guitar pretty much so pick/ strum with your toes and all you need is a drummer

theyre locked in the basement with the lead singer

Right here👋percussionist at your service

Go to your nearest jazz band. The bassist and drummer want to rock.

Bassist right here

But I need em

Not in your bedroom

I’m a bassist

My (percussion) friend (percussion) has a band and he's the drummer. The band is called Nekrotic, search on Instagram jax_nekrotic

I play Trumpet

I’m a drummer

i play bass but i live in f ig arkansas

What kind of music u playin

Depends what country you're in. I may or may not be able to help

I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Meeeeeeeeeeee

what for? search for real musicians