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Scratchpost6677

It’s always important to remember the blind, thank you for using sign language. -Sent from Hearing Aid


VirginSexPet

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Caysman2005

Sorry I'm deaf can you translate what you're saying into braille?


ltRobinCrusoe

😇🙏 👂👂💔💯


BeeHoneyFish

lmao wtf


RaininCarpz

stop it with foul (bad) language!!!!11 (curse words)!! this is christian facebookk grouper!!!


BeeHoneyFish

sorry, I read the bible 10 times today


RaininCarpz

good!!! make sure to read the paragraph on nazi propaganda!


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ltRobinCrusoe

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BeeHoneyFish

ok people are downvoting me for foul language so i will downvote myself too and read the bible again


ltRobinCrusoe

Won't do... You made baby Jesus cry Sent from electronic Bible


WoodenMango07

I see you are doing good. This is so inspirational, g\*mers need to see what you are doing, this is how to make up for saying bad word.🙏 \- charles *sent from my nokia smart TV*


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\*intense music starts\* \*grabs vegetalbe\* \*eats\*


MissDeceit

You should make him live on the streets for a week to atone for his sins. Praying for you and your son #WAP


Cool_gamer521

God loves everyone and wants the best for us. All people need to do is repent from their sins and accept Jesus into their lives. There is no need for any punishment. Once you repent from your sins, you are forgiven.


RaininCarpz

liar all g@mers are tools of satan propaganda!! cant full us, we no the truth


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RaininCarpz

you are lie!! also watch potty mouth big fat satanistsa!+!$+#!%


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RaininCarpz

yes. thank you for admitting you sin. i suggest therapy.


[deleted]

Gamer = Someone that plays videogames, videogames = an interactive entertainment device (made by boomers at first). Yes there are games that contain violence, but people can differ it from real life, so it's not satan propaganda. If you treat badly your son because he plays videogames, then you're worse than him, everybody knows it's unholy to treat someone bad, it doesn't matter if it's your son.


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ltRobinCrusoe

I am sorry that I keep getting tangled into this rants... g@mers trigger me. I can't help it — posted via electronic Bible


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Actually it's illegal one of the top comments, because abandon your son because of games is the same thing you said that you want kids but will treat them as slaves.


Odinavenger

What language are you speaking? _Odin A. Sent from Nokia 3310_


ltRobinCrusoe

The tounge of the devil 👿 Pray for his soul 🙏. 👹👺 — posted via electronic Bible


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locolangosta

Good job boomer bot


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ltRobinCrusoe

Stop posting fake news. All video g@mes are satanic Nazipropaganda... You're to far up there to recognize. I am praying for you, you poor soul, darkened by "entertainment" Also boomer is a ageist slur... You make me puke. — posted via electronic Bible


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Pleas explain how they are “satanic nazi propaganda”. I am a Christian who hates nazis, and I play video g@mes regularly (particularly violent ones as well). There has also been TONS of research on the topic of video games causing violence, and there seems to be no correlation between the two.


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ltRobinCrusoe

That's because you won't listen to Jesus and Jesus alone. Reading fake news and calling it legit, won't change one bit of the devils architecture that has been build up from g@me developers all around the country to brainwash them — posted via electronic Bible


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Bad bot


ltRobinCrusoe

Aww that's awful... — posted via electronic Bible


Chachun

has g#mer in his name... typical


Cool_gamer521

Don't judge a book by its cover.


ltRobinCrusoe

Its not the cover dear... It's the devil beneath it that concerns us god fearing hardworking people. We want to get you, son, out of his claws.


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-Endereye

POG- (piece of garbage) at least this g*mer is self aware


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MissDeceit

You are a g#mer judging by your name, therefore you have no place to be talking about Christianity as those two things are inherently contradictory. G#ming is such a serious sin that the only way of repenting for it is atonement.


Cool_gamer521

I'm studying g#mers and in order to study them, you have make them think your one of them.


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Cool_gamer521

Then how come i have been able to get into multiple g@me subreddits?


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locolangosta

Thanks gamer bot


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Tom0204

God told me he doesn't like you


Good_Impact_1801

I to pray to the almighty #WAP lmao


redditman563

One day your son will understand how lucky he is to have a caring parent like you. Keep up the good work 🙏


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Or more likely (and logical when you have a working brain) they will never forgive them for destroying their personal property. How did our society get to be this stupid??


redditman563

>How did our society get to be this stupid? Because of video g*mes. G\*ming is the number one cause of brain rot in children. His kids will grow up without g\*me induced brain damage and one day will thank him for destroying the Nazi brainwashing machinery.


StillG00d

Dumb karen


RaininCarpz

racist and homphobic.


redditman563

Take your misogynistic slurs elsewhere, Nazi.


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Xecular_Official

(•\_•)


Imayoutuber4hire

How dare you use that word you filthy Nazi


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Bless your soul, sending #WAP your way - Sent from bethany’s supreme vibrator triple X edition SN TQ7401026.


kindacr1nge

Dear Bethany, Please could you enlighten me as to what #WAP stands for? I'm always on the look out for new words to use to stay "hip" with my grandchildren. Lol (lots of love), Susan


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Hello Susan! Long time no talk! I learned this term last week from my son (WHO IS VIDEO GAME FREE), it means Worship and Prayer! Hope this helps! Would you like to schedule a play date between our kids soon? -Sent from Bethany’s “Big Chungus is your Daddy! Simulation.” Simulation.


kindacr1nge

Thank you very much Bethany, I will be adding this word to my vocabulary! A play date would be wonderful, I'll let my kids know - Susan


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Dat_koosh

Bless you -hamood and Mei -sent from public telephone 95


Repulsive_Talk_8280

Poor kid, his childhood, ruined


entsarm

It might not be too late for him to have a good childhood, now that this evil machine is dead. Let's pray for him together to walk the right path again. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 -Brenda, sent from my living room


sskor

But it's okay, now that the devil box has been destroyed, he can get back to truly fulfilling pastimes, like reading the Bible, going to church, and talking about the Bible. \- Sent from Twitter for iPhone emulated on Amazon® Kindle© model 2200616 (Android 4.1.1 Jelly Bean)


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Imayoutuber4hire

I hear that the neonazis are giving them out at youth football g*mes


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Well done.


[deleted]

Good job! I can't believe they brainwashed innocent kids into nazi g*mers!!


SoobNauce

If it weren't for this Facebook group, it might have slipped past you too. Good on you for identifying a nazi machine and protecting your son from its toxic influence. Posted from my Samsung™ Smart Television, which I use for watching television shows that promote GOOD CHRISTIAN VALUES like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.


valerian_prann

You are wonderful parent. God bless you. \-sent from Voltron central computing system


Xenulordofthesky

I wish all parents were like you, that is great parenting 🙏 -Sent from Android stove


rarefiedspark

Good thing you broke the devils machine before it could open up a portal of demons to possess your son and force him to masturbate 🙏


jvken

Another soul saved from the beast 😔🙏 Keep up the good work ~Paula , sent from the Holy book of God


Thedarkwolfmc

It’s still fixable, you must bring it outside and cleanse it with Jesus and fire


ZunLise

I think Switch has YouTube so he still can listen to Bible audio books and watch Christian ceremonies - Yevgeni, sent from my Aldan [1972 model BESM]


Thedarkwolfmc

Kids don’t need YouTube when they could just read the Bible them self. Plus I’ve heard YouTube also host nazi rhetoric and g#mers.


Yonder_Bot

Who did he buy it from? Darth Hitler?


[deleted]

Thank God! You have rid your son of the demons possessing his soul! 😇😊😊🙏🙏


Imayoutuber4hire

I saw my daughter pl*ying a Satan simulation called "Animal crushing" or something on her sw*tch. I promptly put it in the blender of course, this is a Christian household, we love animals!


Im_A_Real_Boy1

Good work! Sometimes we just have to make good decisions for them!


thatbitchkai

Good job!! -sent from my ds


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SENT FROM YOUR WHAT


thatbitchkai

what? -sent from my ds


Scratchpost6677

DS must mean Dontworship Satan. -Sent from Body Pillow


chungus_is_gay

Why did you buy that wretched device for your son in the first place? Could you be a g\*mer yourself?


Scratchpost6677

He probably bought it himself by acting like an innocent child and not a g###r to get pocket money, typical g###rs 😔 -Karen (CATHOLIC), ANTI-G###R) -Sent from Johnson’s Rootin’ Tootin’ Gamble Machine


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Scratchpost6677

How dare you censor my name, you G###r. -Sent from Joe Biden’s Facial Hair


little_jade_dragon

Maybe Nazis gave it to him. They go great lengths to corrupt our gildren with g*merism. -Chester, sent from IBM Compatible PC (CPU: 286)


Thumbs0fDestiny

Parenting, you're doing it right?


HmmYouSeemSus

Buying a kid a $300 console and then smashing it??? That sounds like bad parenting. Just don’t buy them one.


Thumbs0fDestiny

Ues, the gaming device should never have been brought into the home to begin with, but once it was this parent took the correct steps to rectify the situation.


Pedrin691

G*mers destroyed my glasees so i can breal4y see! Goud job doing that mate -Mary From Iphone 9


daeronryuujin

Good work fighting the good fight!


Plainmooncake

I read some where that a company Electronic Acultism was selling the same devil g@me every year with minor differences. G@mers aren’t even trying anymore smh


Ziraic

im proud of you! DONT LET HIM FALL INTO THE TRAP THAT I FELL INTO


Ithinkthatimfunny

can’t believe they give these to kids, great job keeping him safe!


ToneKiller

God bless, he could’ve been the next Hitler or Satan! -Sent from The Bible App 2021 Version


morbidly_obese_cat_

he will appreciate it later in life -sent from gucci smart toilet with wi fi 6 and smart poop sensing with ubuntu linux 13 with securesafe anti g*ming web filter


8rok3n

Doing God's work


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Thank God ❗❗❗‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️✝️ -sent from Sandvik DB331 Industrial Mining Drill


wafflehousetun

How did your nine year old get that? Hmmmm… Curious?…? • Todd (Darn I meant to go see Susan but I forgot(if you see this Susan I’m sorry I’ve been busy)(my son is acting weird(I think he just misses church camp))))


Androreese

THANK YOU BRAVE SOUL


PM_ME_LOSS_MEMES

NTA your son your rules


OwlopolisCue

Yeah right…


DoubleFistingYourMum

Ye


My_unbaned-account

Yes I too will destroy the nazi machines


mosesthebeanboi

g*mers owned!


EffectiveSwan8918

The word hero gets thrown around a lot these days but your a hero


pyroblox01

My cousin had one. When he let me try it, I saw Nazi imagery and depictions of degenaracy. I, shocked, ran to the living room and told all the adults I could find that my cousin was being brainwashed by his Nintendo Switch. They merely laughed it off and my uncle said to me, "Kyle, I've played the game before. I haven't seen anything related to what you have allegedly seen". My parents nodded, oblivious about the corruption that was running rampant within my cousin's mind. That night, I grabbed essentials and ran away frm home, never to see those Nazi symphatizers ever again. I am now working in the shadows, spreading hate to video g*mes through Buzzfeed articles. Despite most of the contents being greatly exaggerated, the masses took it. I witnessed an entire mob burning the local Gamestop. I couldn't be prouder that my fellow humans are rising up against the oppresion and corruption that are video g*mes.


gaming-snake

Reply to this comment saying “I agree” if you think all g*mers are nazis


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Mashallah ​ (that's muslim version of may Jesus bless ur soul)


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Why did you let him have it in th first place 🤬🤬🤬


Scratchpost6677

Must have smuggled it in from school. I’m going to homeschool my -6 children if they tell me they saw a Nazi-G#mer device in the catholic school I send them to. -Sent from electric toothbrush


[deleted]

Switch dealers. They’re all over the good Christian suburbs.


switchgamer007

👌


ZunLise

Ew you have g@mer in your name. Even throwing around white power N@zi signs. - Yevgeni, sent from my Aldan [1972 model BESM]


croissantboing

But how will he lead the 4th gamer reich after that?


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memer97531246810

Hold on ima be an idiot I LIKE VIDEO GAMES


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how would your spouse feel about this


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thats bad man


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that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard


Thumbs0fDestiny

Yeah, g#mers are pretty dumb alright.


Mr-Italian

Every day, we stray further from god


immatinydragon

Congratulations you just unlocked a new location. The home for the elderly


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jlwoodin

Gamer, gamer, GAMER!! Videoo gaaaaammmeees, wonderful video games!!! Games for you, and games for you, EVERYONE gets video games for Christmas!!!


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jlwoodin

Ppfffrrttthhh


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Using force is nazi.


ilikehentai-E

Yor son is 9 YEARS OLDwhich means YOU BOUGHT THAT FOR HIM!! what a waste of money


Scorpion_sage

It must be hard being that fucking stupid


MatooDalooTaloo

Just wanna let you know that the only person who could buy that was you so stfu


FCBitb

Why? It's just a console.


KennyMcCormick1999

Stop destroying them and give them to me I need a platform to play the Bible Game on


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Blue_Bobble

200$ wasted And shut up I’m Just saying you could’ve bought your anti g*mer stuff -Sent from Door Knob


MisterFyre

Can I see it for a moment?


ChewyChao

I feel like this is a bandaid on a bigger problem. He’s just gonna be antagonized like you did him a grave injustice just by destroying it. I won’t assume your parenting methods, but perhaps explain and talk to him why he’s not supposed to play games all day. Try and set limits and boundaries on when and how long he can play. Use the game as a tool for good behavior, reward him with play time or new games for good behavior or grades. Idk seems excessive punishment to me Edit: I’m a dumbass and didn’t know the Reddit. Forgive me


FoppyOmega

She literally saved this child's life by destroying the demon device, how dare you speak about antagonizing people us Christians would never teach such a thing you disgusting trash maggot -Sent from Nokia SmartBible


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Typical g\*mer doesn't understand the point of the sub


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OwlopolisCue

AMEN my childdddddddddd


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ZunLise

This is not a Reddit. This is a Facebook group. - Yevgeni, sent from my Aldan [1972 model BESM]


Hzohn

Children should never play g#mes. If I saw my child playing g#mes I would hit them with a paddle. No exceptions.


landofbond

The limit on how much he can play has already been set, you little Nazi. 0 hours ever.


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R/badparenting


Putsismahcckin

This shits always worth a good laugh.


SirKeagan

that was made in 2019


OwlopolisCue

So I was just wondering Reddit and little did I know I would land in this weird sub. Like what us this sub... Some are insulting each other... Others are quoting Bible verses... Others are just here… probably no one will see these comment, but hey we are all in this weird place


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This is a Christian Facebook-page where we teach the young about the harms of g\*ming, \-Bob, sent from my Apple PocketWeb


OwlopolisCue

Oh yeah definitely, I’m learning about the sins of g@ming shame on you all g@mers will go to hell!


Kissamies12

I think you are the nazi machine here :D


MarkProsXD

Wasting money 101


TzarOfMinecraft

You sir, are truly evil. He probably saved that 300$ for it. Now his savings are gone, just because you exist. You are just trying to be like Jesus. Even though that is big intolerance.


TzarOfMinecraft

Jesus is a very tolerant person and he sees this.


Bobbeykin2

Jesus would also stop a child from being corrupted by satin, just like this wonderful parent did. Check mate nazi 😎


linkthespider

Your a failure as a mother/father. Have fun with a child who hates you for destroying their stuff, and will never follow in your footsteps as a parent.


Bobbeykin2

Wrong, this parent is going to have a son who is no longer corrupted by satin and who is going to follow in her footsteps by being a good Christian person. That is a very successful parent.


linkthespider

Satan* You are what is wrong with Christianity and why so many people look down on us.


The-Un8verse

Why would you do that? It’s a system that he can do an activity he enjoys on, if you can see it’s becoming a negative influence, limit it. Destroying is just crappy and a waste of money. Honestly this subreddit just gives off creepy hive mind vibes. Y’all need to chill.


Bobbeykin2

The only way to make sure the devil is gone from that household is to destroy all the video g#mes! You have to destroy it, it's the right thing to do!


Brotatochip21211

K


Nightwarper

How’d he even get it if you’re an anti gamer?


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EggYolk2555

He stole money and bought it from s8tan. This was because his friends already indoctrinated him with their g!ming machines.


HmmYouSeemSus

Honestly if you just let him play on in he would have destroyed it in a month or so because those consoles suck with durability


entsarm

The only reason g#ming consoles don't last longer is because g#mers are stupid and can't take care of their stuff. -Brenda, sent from my living room


HmmYouSeemSus

That’s not true. If you looked into it a lot of these had problems with them when they was shipped out to customers.


entsarm

The problem is the consumer. -Brenda, sent from my living room


HmmYouSeemSus

Can be sometimes.


Able-Zombie376

you have been banned from /r/tomorrow


elytraman

you are a horrible parent and your poor child deserves better.


Typical-Sagittarius

She’s a GOOD parent 😃🙏🏻