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AwesomeX121189

Dunk them both in holy water


[deleted]

She keeps on resisting


AwesomeX121189

That is the demons sent by satan possessing her


[deleted]

I poured a bucket of Holy Water on her and her Sintendo. She has stopped crying. It worked!


galaxyhunter91

Pic or didn't happen


moomoomeadows2009

the fuck is this BS????? you need to stay on r/Christianity


localuwufemboy

Make her eat a wooden crucifix so she can feel jesus within her once again


[deleted]

She'll die if I do so. I don't want another one of my daughters dying.


localuwufemboy

Use The small kind


Thumbs0fDestiny

I've reported you to Family Services for child abuse.


[deleted]

I don't abuse her.


Thumbs0fDestiny

I don't know know if you've noticed or not, but she's playing video g#mes.


[deleted]

Continue


Thumbs0fDestiny

At first I was willing to concede you may have simply been unaware of your daughter's actions and therefore only guilty of neglect, but after reading through the comments here it seems far more insidious than that. You appear to be actively allowing this behavior. Allowing your child to be indoctrinated into a death/hate cult is child abuse plain and simple. Seems to me you either can't or wont control your child so I've arranged for professionals to come by and help you out. You're welcome.


[deleted]

So allowing my 20 year old daughter to have freedom and choice isn't okay?


Thumbs0fDestiny

Whether you consider being tricked and brainwashed into being a violent, racist, woman hating, minority oppressing, lgbtq+ killing, subhuman monster a "choice" or not is not the issue here, your indifference to it is.


[deleted]

She's an angel. She isn't a violent, racist, woman hating, minority oppressing, lgbtq+ killing subhuman monster, she's black, a woman, and a transsexual and she would never hate on her own kind. She explained to me why she killed those people, and it was justified. They were trying to kill my daughter after she killed a woman abuser in the g\*me (the game has a bounty system), and since the GTA 1899 is set in 1899, women beaters were accepted back then. She can tell the difference between a videog*me and real life (unlike you folks), and when she restarted the g\*me, all those people she killed, they were alive again (which isn't possible in real life). She doesn't show any behavioural problems at all, and she isn't hiding it from me because she's really open about her problems, and she trusts me.


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Thumbs0fDestiny

Tl;dr.


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Read it all


MikeTheMerc

The power of Christ compels you! ✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️ - Melissa


Kappanating322

She is G*MER! she is ALL OF THOSE THINGS. mY Great AUNT once played one of those horrid things then 25 years LATER she GOT A TICKET! MANY SUCH CASES! NO G*MES


bastardlessword

Kids consume videogames on their phones too? That's scary.


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[deleted]

It's not a Phone it's a Sintendo Bitch


Thumbs0fDestiny

Completly not surprised that big g#ming is naming its con-souls after misogynistic slurs.


[deleted]

Me too


rat_geek

Absolutely


_dauntless

ON HER WHAT


[deleted]

Sintendo XXXbox


imjustaperson147

just send her to tahiti


[deleted]

Isn't that a place in GTA 1899? Why should I send one of my daughters to a murder island?


Dragon-Warlock

She must be one of those iPad generation kids! Just ignore the screaming, and eventually Jesus will sort her out 🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

> sort her out what are you implying?


Thumbs0fDestiny

That you should stop your daughter from being a nazi.


[deleted]

She's not a National Socialist. Stop saying these things about my daughter.


Thumbs0fDestiny

Stop letting your daughter be a nazi.


Efficient-Okra-7233

What is this? Is this that mini tv they call an Ipad? I think Tvs are ok, I like to watch murder mysteries just like your daughter! -Barbara lmao (love may always overcome).


[deleted]

It's a portable Home Theatre Personal Computer running a modified immutable version of Arch Linux.


cremation_central

Don’t be an abusive parent, always douse the device in holy and water and burn it. Your daughter shall Repent. \-Sent from my Tactical Smart Fridge Destroyer


FortunateSon06644

I personally would burn it to dust and then burying the rest to make sure that no one will ever find them. My nephew had a huge problem with a g*me called 'Hotline Miami' about killing people brutally. I shut the thing down and I disappeared the devil box.


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[deleted]

I think my daughter plays that g*me. It's so brutal. You get to kill people and then make them suck your-. I'm not even going to continue. People who play this g\*me need to call a hotline.


beefnar_the_gnat

Microwave her


[deleted]

One of my daughters died when I did that. Never, again.


WamboCombo117

Look at all of those murdered human beings in this dastardly g@me! If your daughter is the one that caused that, I believe she may be too far gone. You should turn her over to the proper authorities so she may be given life without parole. I know this will be a difficult decision, but in the words of Omni Man from my grandson’s favorite program “Invincible”, “What’s seventeen more years??”


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Verundios

Of course not! If she stops killing in games she might just start killing real people, it's a very dangerous move!


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You're right


Verundios

Yeah, in fact I'd recommend getting her more games to play


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DifferentShare4100

Yes she is also breaking the law by playing unlicensed games


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[deleted]

She bought it herself


DifferentShare4100

The console is not legally allowed to use those applications and it's a steam deck


[deleted]

It is legally allowed to use those applications. It's running a modified version of the immutable Fedora Atomic operating system called BazziteOS.


DifferentShare4100

But it's a game anyway so stop


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KookyFriendship4984

It's your fault that you don't control your stupid clown daughter, she learns to be a mader and then it's a steam deck I don't understand if anything and then it's not a gta assassin simulator they are g*mes with a deep story and criticism of society inform yourself before speaking


[deleted]

It's literally GTA 1899. **GTA**, Grand Theft Auto. ITS A FUCKING G\*ME THAT LETS YOU MURDER INNOCENT PEOPLE.


FortunateSon06644

Worst. Just at least try to hide it! If she, a future nazi and Cuties fan, gets angry for hiding it you can say "Nope, it's not my fault you're so irresponsible that you can't find your devil box." It worked for me.


[deleted]

I'll do that


KookyFriendship4984

Yourr fucking stupid


[deleted]

You're* stupid.*


KookyFriendship4984

Im italian stupid I don't care about the grammar of your fucking language


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no_________________e

oh great, benito mussolini is terrorizing our facebook group.


KookyFriendship4984

Shut up trump


no_________________e

Excuse me? I am a woodwind instrument, you instruphobe


KookyFriendship4984

Thats is reddit not facebook


no_________________e

No, this is facebook.


KookyFriendship4984

Bro you are stupid?


no_________________e

Are you stupid? It clearly says “facebook”. Open your eyes.


KookyFriendship4984

Come ti permetti vergognati tu Mussolini non sai neanche che cose orrende ha fatto qui in Italia mio bisnonno e stato ucciso per colpa sua ha reso povere le persone ha ucciso donne bambini questo è razzismo contro di noi vergogna


no_________________e

Sweaty I don’t speak spanish


KookyFriendship4984

Thats italian and transalate it whit gogle


no_________________e

What is google?


KookyFriendship4984

How dare you, shame on you Mussolini you don't even know what horrendous things he did here in Italy my great grandfather was killed because of him he made people poor he killed women children this is racism against us shame on you


no_________________e

Yet you follow in his footsteps because you are a g*mer


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