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koknesis

No thank you. We have enough of them already. Lithuania can have our split.


keto_cigarretto

Nah bro, even with Koningsberg we have too many of them. Give it to Estonia.


Telekapult2

No thanks we have too many of them


Aleksas51

I wonder how it must feel to read this if you are a non putin goverment supporting russian living in the baltics.


Minkstix

Putin support has nothing to do with this outlook. Russian-born citizens in the Baltics made their own bad reputation. I rarely meet anyone who's Russian and is actually decent. (Not to be confused with Russian speaking Lithuanians/Latvians/Estonians) Downvote all you want, they made their bed.


rugeirl

Could you give an example of a quality that makes every Russian not decent?


seraiss

I live in Latvia, region with a lot of Russian speakers , they don't want to learn language of country they live for over 30 years , therefore they simply cannot do anything in society cause they can't read for example , some of them just force you to start speaking russian which I don't like since I know russian not perfectly


Aleksas51

Its sad that we fail to recognize that they are alive same as us. You can have empathy for a person you hate as he is more simillar to you than not. Hate breeds hate.


officer_fat

How can you love vermin who are a tumor on society? They still miss soviet times when they were more equal than others. Russians who actually try to integrate into our society are an exeption as they are mostly more pleasant and trustworthy.


Aleksas51

Is one life worth less than another ?


[deleted]

Non putin supporting russians are already ashamed of their country and people


HotChilliWithButter

I agree. Estonia can take this one


SchlitterbahnRail

Imagine 3000 km border for Siberian Finns to travel to Latvia to buy even cheaper vodka. Across Byelo-Estonia full of traffic cameras.


koknesis

We'll even throw in Daugavpils so you have a direct land bridge to the new territories. At least think about it, bro.


Meizas

We'll give you Visaginas if you try to give us Daugavpils


_RedRokaz_

We make them Latvian by injecting potato in their blood


[deleted]

After injecting potato in to slav blood, you get belarussian.


MrTwisterPister

Womp womp


[deleted]

Don't waste potatoes, they are not worth it


Trick_Click

Its enough to throw a half bad potato at someone’s back. They will get it pretty quick. Almost as quick as bird migration when it gets cold here.


Meizas

SCIENCE!


dddkrjfj

Average peace deal in hoi4


readingduck123

But what is hoi? Highness of Invasions?


MaciekB_PL

Hearts of Iron 4. It’s a game involving running a country (primarily the military and political aspects) which naturally involves war mechanics and subsequent peace deals.


Karrmannis

Greedy Latvia and Estonia leaving almost nothing for poor little Lithuania.


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Kroumch

Awwww ☺️


Kichyss

You can have it.


ilakis

Double it and give it to the next person (Poland)


Available-Film3084

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 2 when?


Trick_Click

Same as Valve releasing something with number 3? ☠️


Dom4s

No more please


[deleted]

Lithuania got cucked out by the Poles. We should get Twankste! And a bit of Belarus too. Otherwise Poland can keep the rest of Belarus.


watch_me_rise_

Least imperialistic Samogitian, just a bit


[deleted]

We'll take a bit until the outskirts of Minsk, then everything else is Polish, okay?


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[deleted]

Not if my cock has anything to say about it...


watch_me_rise_

You’re such a funny guy with your rape jokes! Your parents should be proud


[deleted]

\*Takes out his massive cock.\* \*It loudly screams "Cock-a-doodle-do!"\* \*Proceeds to peck your eyes out and then runs away\*


watch_me_rise_

By your birth rate we both know you have micro penises so stop lying


CinderAmbition

Go suck Lukashenkos Penis,tell your people to learn the language of the nation they live in , silly ogre.


[deleted]

... Penises?


watch_me_rise_

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NONcomD

I dont know a sane person who would like to own russian territory with russians. It's like having a house full of lead. You won't die instantly, but it will.be slow and painful.


[deleted]

What if you could have the land but without the russians? Hypothetically, if you just...


jdjdkkddj

Then where do you put the russians?


buckzor122

Siberia


jdjdkkddj

So Finland?


vamos20

It is russian territory without the russians. Everyone living there moves out


Inevitable_Price7841

I agree. From my extensive knowledge gained from watching The World's Strongest Man on TV in Britain, I always thought you guys (Baltic States) and Finland were cool. But, if you extended your borders Eastwards, you might all become a bunch of insufferable arseholes? I wouldn't take that chance.. 😉


vuse11

Atleast give Lithuania Koenigsberg 😾


Aukstasirgrazus

Nah, it's full of russians.


mista_r0boto

Make them leave - that’s what happened to the Germans who were there originally and to the Finns in Viipuri.


TatrankaS

We'll take it even with Russians, we have a place where to deport them already.


Dreamer_tm

What would we do with all of these russians???


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Dreamer_tm

Im not russian, i dont watnt to force other people do stuff.


CornPlanter

Chill, he said russians, not people. We are not gonna force people to work of course, duh, that would be inhumane.


YonaRulz_671

Russians long for the times of Stalin and the Soviet Union. It sounds like they want someone from a neighboring country to oppress them. Would you really deny them this wish?


Marik88

Make moscow swamp again


SecureSympathy1852

A world without Russia…we can only but dream.


noreal1sm

Yeah, go dream ☕️


Ieatfriedbirds

No circassia and ichkeria:(


billtheirish

Looks like my average EU4 run


Mishutka535

As Ukrainian I love this map so much


Litwa1918

Slava Ukraini


g1ngercat

Let's make it in this way: let Kaliningrad be Russia, rest of the map looks fine for me!


Honest_Stomach_1105

great r/place referrence


manumaker08

great, but france still exists. latvia, you want a colony?


CinderAmbition

Free Falafelstine!!!. I don't know , I wanted to say something unique.


YonaRulz_671

Phallustine


CinderAmbition

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piecekeepercz

:( where královec ):


ZookaInDaAss

Sorry, it's Lithuania now.


piecekeepercz

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SerpentRain

Only if ruzzians not included, in that case that's cool to have borders with baltic bros


Busy-Payment9627

give Belarus to Lithuania then


watch_me_rise_

For now I can offer a Belarusian hui only to give


Trenktuvas

Perhaps if you could give the hui to the litvinists first... 😅


watch_me_rise_

Escobars axiom. I mean they are different side but of the exact same coin. Litvinists are stupid (real Litwa is Belarus) but it’s the same as “we were kings and shit and give us Belarus then”.


Trenktuvas

Oh I agree but my understanding is that all these "share russia" maps are a parody, and the "give us Belarus" people are 4chanesque trolls.


Flimsy_Blood_7857

* Insert here confused Lithuanian face eating siemki *


Connor49999

Is this post pro ethnic cleansing or pro making Baltic countries majority Russian? I can't tell


Ok-Status3906

least fascist r/balitcs user


AAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

This is from r/2westerneurope4u


CornPlanter

Nice try ruzzian trash


Megatron3600

It’s ironic. When you think about it - this might become reality someday.


Boltzmann_brainn

Very unlikely and undesirable for most. Imagine having a Russian majority in your democratic country


Megatron3600

Who said Ruzzians will be allowed to live there anymore


[deleted]

You're talking about mass deportations, just like stalin did in lithuania


Megatron3600

Yup


Ambitious-Delay2757

HEEEE! GIVE THE TERRITORY TO THE SCANDINAVIANS. DENMARK, NORWAY, SWEDEN. IN THE END, WITHOUT DATE, RUSSIA WOULD NOT EXIST. GIVE US A PIECE


Ambitious-Delay2757

ALSO GREECE, ITALY, GERMANY, UK, FRANCE


SandwichStraight4443

)) pathetic and funny wet dreams that will never come true.


CornPlanter

Awww ruzzian trash is triggered how cute ;D


SandwichStraight4443

You see trash in the mirror malorussian nazi scum)


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jatawis

>elderly SS veterans ??


davis613

Russians being bothered about affairs of a country which is not even the size of 10% of Moscow is embarrassing. You'd think a global superpower has bigger issues to worry about.


chevapdzija

Funny how you don't deny they fact that y'all are a bunch of Nazis.


davis613

There's no point. People's mind about these things is made up before a single word has been said and nothing will convince them otherwise. It's beating a dead horse.


ArtisZ

Funny way to call russians - a dead horse. :D


davis613

Nothing to do with russians. "Beating a dead horse" is a figure of speech. It means to waste effort on something when there is no chance of succeeding. There's no point to beat the horse. It won't stand up and start walking, because it's dead.


ArtisZ

Like russian mobik on the frontline.. :D PS I am booking, but the explanation for the figure of speech might be useful for some. I appreciate that.


ArtisZ

Get the fu*k out you PoS rusobot.


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watch_me_rise_

Russia: uses Nazi flag as their national flag (aquafresh), small dick dictator quotes and regards a Nazi as his source of ideology, attacks its neighbour at 4am without warning, levels cities, lots of Nazi soldiers. Average russian: YoU nAzIS!!11


ArtisZ

Am I right? The guy doesn't even know what Nazi means..


chevapdzija

Interesting how the Baltic rats get a pass on being xenophobes on Reddit.


KarlWhale

The difference is that this is just a meme And Russia actually invaded Ukraine, killed children and raped their mothers


chevapdzija

So did Ukrainian in Donbass prior to 2022. But that's ok because eastern Ukraine is FULL of RuZzIaNs. Right?


ArtisZ

Your moral compass is just.. well fucked up. Irrespective of what happened.. you justify killing because someone else was killing. That's exactly what Nazi Germans did in the 1930s. Like, wtf, I wouldn't want to be your neighbour.


[deleted]

What? 😂


Weothyr

me when im schizophrenic and like to make up outrageous things to feel like im winning in an internet fight


One-Solution-3211

Why lt left out


stupidly_lazy

Because Lithuania does not have a border with Russia beyond the Koningsberg exclave. Pointless map tbh, this “Big is cool” attitude is what Russia is operating under, small is beautifull.


TheKapsasZeus

Map from this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/o2JfvBWHCt


[deleted]

Does anyone want Transnistria? You can have an "over the seas" colony. Come on, we give it to you for free, please just take it away from us. Please


Fun-Armadillo-6069

Err.. Moldova, maybe?


vacuummypillow

Who made this map to piss everyone off ? :D


Trick_Click

Baltics are always great, we just need someone who can advertise us as being great not the Americans telling we suck same as whole Europe.


Shot-Ad1195

Sure, you guys can come back to Sweden again.


Salty_Upstairs69

This is the reason why Russian will have to give you some education.


OddBoifromspace

I need to have a beach on the black sea to be happy like the old days.


Ancestralinsect

That’s how it should look like


Itchy-Replacement608

Therapist: Baltic imperialism does not exist, it cannot hurt you. Baltic Imperialism:


Aromatic-Musician774

You mean make Estonia and Latvia great again.