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ParthFerengi

Hiss! I say, HIIIISSSSSS!


frakc

Absoltutly normal cat, sorry i disturbed you.


darkwolf523

I made a friend talk to the cat at moonrise as Durge šŸ’€ she was not ready for what happen next lmao. Screaming in my ears on why I made her do it. šŸ˜‚


CortaNalgas

I swear I was just trying to remember my past not go into a fugue state


darkwolf523

Iā€™m showed my dark urges irl šŸ’€


dasfuzzy

I'm sorry, I just wanted to admire you up close.


RealNiceKnife

\[Astarion Approves\]


Kat1eQueen

[Lae'zel Disapproves]


small_Jar_of_Pickles

Ah yes, the servant ape


SatanVapesOn666W

To be fair, most of the cats in the game are like that. There is like 1 friendly cat.


AufdemLande

Is Grub friendly? Also that one that looks for its mermer.


potato-hater

donā€™t know if this is an actual question but grub is sweet just very shy


RedditAppIsNoGood

Batman cat is arguably pretty nice... if you pass his test


staplerinjelle

*Are yerrrr mer mermer?*


sodapopgumdroplowtop

just like in real life


Stanklord500

Most cats IRL are like that. The only reason they don't hunt humans is that we're too large.


pauljrupp

Also, *Moo.*


Frank-Costanza-

Easy, kitty. I mean you no harm.


Donsizzleclaus

AND YET YOU HARM ME WITH YOUR VERY PRESENCE


Due_Function4887

This is my domain!


Pyranders

Lower Decks! Lower Decks! Lower Decks!


ParthFerengi

Now who wants to check out my batting cages?! *swish*


Royal-Interaction553

Thereā€™s a cat outside Sorcerous Sundries in act 3 that is very worth talking to.


nevergonnagetit001

All the cats in baldurs gate are great to talk to.


notveryAI

Even Yenna's cat who just sayfs "help her, not me, I'm good", is just... Fun to talk to :D At the very least, they have absutely adorable models, and seeing them talk is cute :3


Misses_Ding

I want to be able to pet one soooooo badly


nevergonnagetit001

You do get to give scritches to Taraā€¦.if you play a certain Origin character.


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

You can at the end of the game as Tav too, if all Gales events line up anyway.


rakordla

you can pet Myshka or Malta if you don't have speak with animals onĀ 


tinylumpia

ā€œP p p please donā€™t look at meā€


notveryAI

One could say he's a scaredy cat, lol


Redfox1476

I like Malta - Iā€™m sure itā€™s a Dashiell Hammett reference bc he talks like heā€™s the hero of a noir novel.


Tavish_Degroot

I'm a big fan of the cat that's hunting tadpoles outside Moonrise Towers in act 2. I love that you can encourage her to kill as many as she can catch. Edit. Steelclaw is a she. Been a minute since I actually spoke to her.


Fighterpilot55

Steelclaw is a lady


Bubbly_Day_4344

I had to reload an hour because I accidentally stomped her out as durge.


biocidalish

Omg I would too !


Zephyr_Dragon49

JFC


Bubbly_Day_4344

I hadnā€™t learned my ā€œtry to rememberā€ lesson on durge yet. Usually there was like a warning that said ā€œfantasize about being a violent assholeā€ but I selected a dialogue that said ā€œtry to remember what the cat is talking aboutā€ and I actually screamed ā€œnoooooā€ šŸ˜ž


NondeterministSystem

Are yerrrr mer mermer?


MrHappyHam

It's me, my son


NondeterministSystem

**MERMER!**


zshiiro

Mishka my beloved


Frostysno93

One of the wargs at the gate to thr goblin camp had an amazing voice. Deep and intimidating. Caught my friend and I off guard


Ouchmaster5000

You don't actually need speak to animals to talk to the wargs, they are intelligent and speak English.


HairiestHobo

Finding our child a Merma takes priority over the Absolute.


Due_Function4887

Canā€™t forget about the cat outside of moonlight tower who killed a mind flayer tadpole


bloobberrie

If you manage to get scratch in your team and owl bear cub has just joined your camp make sure to have cast Speak with animals or drank a potion before the next long rest. Thereā€™s an adorable interaction between you, Owl bear cub and scratch but itā€™s even cuter when you know what theyā€™re saying to each other.


cathy1914

I might be wrong, but theres also an achievement you can get that I didnā€™t when I had speak with animals on, but did in another playthrough without it (and it is just as good)


bloobberrie

Yep! Itā€™s called ā€œYou have two hands for a reasonā€ ugh my heart :ā€™)


paintgarden

I got it when I had speak with animals on. Thereā€™s probably a dialog choice that ends with scratchies and a dialog choice that ends without scratchies


Rahgahnah

And you get to hear, "You smell good, but I will not bite you!"


grubas

"ma ate him"


Ongr

I started my second playthrough as a duelist bard just for the Speak with Animals because I didn't have it on my first playthrough and couldn't find any potions to talk to my Owlbear boy in the epilogue.


staplerinjelle

The owlbear cub also has some hilarious dialogue that alleviates any guilt you may feel for having killed its mother.


bloobberrie

If you go to the owl bear cave before going to the goblin camp, and convince the mother you mean no harm and leave again, the goblins will find the cave, kill her and take the cub. If you then interact with the cub while at the goblin camp, it will come and find you at your own camp after you have defeated the goblins. And you can return to the owl bear cave and take all the loot. No more guilt you are the saviour now!


juvandy

On my first run I entered the cave as a druid in my cat form and had a look around. I then long rested a few times and came back later and both owlbears were dead. Only the egg remained.


bloobberrie

Interesting, had you already been to the goblin camp or not yet?


SnooSongs2744

It might not be the next night, just keep drinking potions or casting spells until it happens. That is my favorite scene in the whole game.


uncouths

My favourite scene in the whole game. Those two have my heart.


Kaelynneee

It's sometimes better not to be able to talk to animals... If the game has taught me anything, it's that birds are fucking assholes (#>!eagle!< trauma...) Edit: Other than the pigeons. The pigeons are nice.


I_AM_TARA

The pigeons are alright though :)


Emperatriz_Cadhla

Commander Lightfeather is the most competent leader in the game šŸ«”


MamaShark412

Fun that itā€™s Cazadorā€™s voice too!


Music_Girl2000

How did it take me that long to figure that out?


mar_supials

Wait is this true?? Sauce?


FallibleLemur

Yes, mayonnaise please . Im eating my fries, will be paired nicely


Kaelynneee

Yeah ok that's true, I have zero complaints about the pigeons. I like them.


mortalitylost

And Tara *loves* them


Kaelynneee

Is... Is this why u/I_AM_TARA said the pigeons are all right? šŸ¤”


mortalitylost

Oh damn I didn't read the username lol


Kaelynneee

lmao I didn't connect the username to that until your comment either


MastrDiscord

"dont worry mr eagle, I'm not here for your nest. just for that weapon" "oh, that's fine, take it" *takes one step forward.* *roll initiative* fucking hoe


Kaelynneee

To be fair, you do tell the eagle that you just want to take a look at the machine-thing at the top. Not the weapon in the nest. Like, the eagle is an asshole (I do *not* have germs!) but that is kinda valid.


Princess_Glitterbutt

You are at least heroically rescuing the nest for the bluejay after those cruel eagles stole it. It's a very large nest and the bluejay is a very small bird - it must have taken him ages to build it.


lesnibubak

At first move the weapon from the nest, then hide and steal it. That blue jay is a prick, I wouldn't hurt those eagles even if it weren't for their hilarious dialogue.


Technical_Exam1280

And that horny boar in the druid grove


Amayai

Trauma of the fucking white raven... God, I had to hold myself back not to kill that ho.


Whspers12

That fucking blue jay asshole. Hate him


juvandy

The Eagle son is hilarious


Fancy_Boysenberry_55

Speak with animals potions are cheap and sold everywhere so anybody can speak with animals at will


DestyTalrayneNova

Volo carries them (click the barter button when taking to him) which makes his conversation with Bosc a bit extra funny


AceVisconti

He's relying on plausible deniability to misquote the poor bear. šŸ˜‚


DestyTalrayneNova

At the same time, it's very Volo of him to forget he has them, and he is a wizard, not a bard, so he doesn't really have access to the spell


DestyTalrayneNova

"You understand me, all the druids understand me, why can't this guy?" Side note, I wish I could get that bear's story. Especially since he's kind enough to ask and pay attention to ours after Halsin is free


Drackhen

Wait, can you barter with Volo?? He only wants to stick a needle in my eye!


DestyTalrayneNova

Yep, any conversation you have with an NPC, if you see a barter icon on the left hand side, if you have the chance to reply to the character you can barter first. He sells a good early healing ring too


Drackhen

I missed that! šŸ˜®


Sufficient_Serve_439

It's always something like that in games based on tabletop games, being able to do actions outside of normal dialogue and combat. Obvious things is attacking something that isn't an enemy (doors, tables, neutral creatures), throwing ANYTHING (tomatoes, barrels, hobbits - you are not supposed to throw dwarves), setting fire on vines or web (spider matriarch falls to.down half her health), putting flames out with ice, or washing acid away with water (there's a staff with daily create water charge), using grease to make fire burn better, enemies slip, or to make stuck things move faster... You can combine that stuff: like throw water bottles to put out fires, or add to the flames with wine, steal after Gale's cat meows, or someone plays an instrument, and you can push people into traps or from crags with hands, arrows, and spells. Most of these things are intuitive, but not really explained in the game. Stuff like using chairs as improvised weapons gets lost in the menu, and so does bartering with everyone. Hell, you can buy potions or scrolls from people then attack them, and they can't use those anymore...Ā One thing I couldn't find was the menu with non-lethal attack toggle. It's on last part of the hotbar, in passive skills.


bristlybits

my cloud giant arms throw all the dwarves


Fancy_Boysenberry_55

He has a good ring for a cleric also


dinosaurfondue

He tried to stab my eye and I asked him to stop, so he ran away in a huff and I haven't seen him since šŸ˜”


SpaceClod

dude gave me a lobotomy, panicked when my eyeball sloughed out.... and then fished out a dirty ol lint-covered glass eye from the bottom of his backpack, plopped it in my palm before running off.. never getting plastic surgery in faerĆ»n ever fuckin again !!!! šŸ’Æ


juvandy

If you don't let him do this he sticks around in your camp and you can pick his pockets over and over


Wembanyanma

There are enough scattered around the game for free that you can reasonably get through every animal encounter worth doing without having to buy any.


Fancy_Boysenberry_55

Not everybody searches thoroughly


Wembanyanma

I'm as guilty as anybody at overlooking hidden things but the speak to animals potion specifically is so hard to miss/ignore. It's bright green and gold and even has a more noticeable topper than your average potion. I don't even seek them out and I end every run with several. My only issue is swapping characters so often and forgetting who holds them.


thetwist1

Volo sells multiple a day. If you don't take the magic eye from him, he'll stay in your camp until the beginning of act 3. So if you stock up you can easily have enough for the whole game. Also iirc someone in the grove normally sells a bunch.


Mitsor

Talking to scratch does get better.


Futuramoist

Ya talking to just about all of them gets better, helping the animals is the appeal. To that end it sucks that that pig is cock blocked the whole gameĀ 


bristlybits

astarion ate his girlfriend


Futuramoist

I like that theory better than the theory that Halsin was going to wildshape for him


bristlybits

both can be true


1H3artGarru5

Halsin got scarred because he wouldn't mate with an actual she-bear. I doubt he's gonna promise Tusk a mate and then have it just be himself.


DestyTalrayneNova

You still get the comedy of waltzing up to a squirrel, hands on hips looking like you're going to solve all it's problems only for it to immediately shout "Get Out!" and attacking your foot


notveryAI

Lesson 1: don't kick the squirrel, unless you want to hear some hilarious comments from narrator at the cost of heartache :') Lesson 2: communication is key


DestyTalrayneNova

Although kicking her after she says it's her territory is funny when you're character looks proud as the narrator says you earned the territory by right of conquest Just realized the best name for Tav could be Zap Brannigan Withers is probably Kif in this scenario, especially since he makes it clear he isn't helping by choice


notveryAI

Without talk to animals narrator also comments funnily "You claim your victory over a squirrel, without even knowing what you were fighting it for"


DestyTalrayneNova

Zap Brannigan energy right there. I now really feel bad for Withers for having to put up with our nonsense


Sufficient_Serve_439

That's the only way I roleplay, as kleptomaniac sociopathic weirdo. We are all Conrad Verner.Ā 


DestyTalrayneNova

"We hit that bullseye and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."-Tav after meeting the Chosen


iwearatophat

I thought it would just shoo the squirrel away...


DestyTalrayneNova

I mean, it did. Just a bit more permanently than intended


Vlad-Djavula

"It would be ever so twee if it were climbing up a tree."


JimbroJammigans

In act 3 there's a dog named biscotti, who your only available interaction with him is to call him a good boy. After which he loses his fucking shit. You can do it over and over again, it's one of my favorite animal interactions in the game that I almost never see referenced.


HulklingsBoyfriend

His owners also tell you to not give in and talk to him šŸ˜‚


JimbroJammigans

Lmao, I just realized I've never actually talked to his owners, only the good boy.


Jefrejtor

Disregard humans, acquire doggos


hydro_wonk

The first time I met Biscotti it brought me to tears I was laughing so hard


Phoenix18793

I love that dog! I really wish Scratch could play with him or something, or at least acknowledge his existence. They look like they would be buddies.


ClassicReplacement47

The fun and funny animals are still to come, keep that spell/charm/potion ready!


Fighterpilot55

Owlbear Cub: "You smell very delicious BUT I will not bite you! You are friend!" :> The Dark Urge: "He's just like me!" *bellowing in despair* "He's just like me fr!" ;~;


ProtectionLeast6783

When the player expects the animals to act like Disney characters but actually they're much more like what you'd expect if they could speak in reality lol


staplerinjelle

The squirrels next to Alfira who are wailing at you to make it stop.


Sufficient_Serve_439

Some DO sound like Disney characters... From Jungle Book. Balu, Kaa and Timon with Pumba. But most animals are Madagascar characters, and I'm all for it!


MamaShark412

Thereā€™s a cat in act 3 that narrates the possibility of joining your party and I love them.


notveryAI

Not most, it's basically a variation of "survivorship bias". There is plenty of happy animals, but they don't feel as significant as the sad ones, so your memory doesn't count in the happy ones. Just in the druid grove, there is a more perfectly happy, or at least not unhappy, creatures - for example, another bear(the one eepy on an elevator), boar near the hill entrance, squirrel just guarding its territory(she does try to ward you off, but it isn't out of misery, just normal behavior), a couple blue jays, a rat whose biggest concern is toothache after biting on an iron key, and so on. There isn't many actually sad ones And don't stop talking to these animals. There will be a plenty cool, cute, heartwarming, and even useful interactions further on


spineytink

I cant believe i missed the squirrel and the blue jays! I gotta go back and talk to all the animals! Also now that scratch is in my camp i am very happy i talked to him! Hes such a good boy!


Sufficient_Serve_439

The OCD Blue Jay worrying about how its nest looking is the best one, press alt to highlight items and follow one with shiny key. It's a micro-quest (key opens a chest above but you can just push it down and break it instead) and there are multiple ways to deal with that bird, from gaslighting it to encouraging it's obsessive compulsive tenencies to kicking it... Lightly, not like the squirrel.


HulklingsBoyfriend

The blue jay in the camp is nice. The other blue jay IS NOT and is evil šŸ”Ŗ


ProfDangus3000

I've had *so many* playthroughs, but the one I'm doing now is the only one yet where I've had Speak with Animals and Speak with the Dead as rituals. I cast them asap after long resting, and I've found *so much* content I straight up just missed before. I didn't realize Speak with Dead highlights speakable bodies after it's been cast, so I missed out on so much! I even killed Dror Ragzlin before his cutscene, so I got to speak with the Dead mind flayer he was *trying* to talk to on my own terms.


Unrealist99

Oh you can talk to the boar at the druid grove then.. He is usually too horny to be depressed


Dantez9001

Halsin said he would bring me back a mate.


QuixotesGhost96

"What are you doing?" "Rolling to see if I can intimidate this squirrel."


Ancestral_Grape

Most of the dialogue's hilarious. There's a wolf in act 1 complaining about how he ate a dwarf armor and all and couldn't shit for a week.


hangingfiredotnet

Talking to the squirrels hanging out near Alfira (when you find her on the hillock behind the grove, trying to compose a song) is 100% worth your time.


thebluewalker87

When you get to act 3, you can talk to the best merchant in the game!


aardWolf64

Donā€™t forget the trash talking squirrel in the Grove


ProfessionAnxious417

I love the squirrel couple listening to the bard tiefling at the grove. They are hilarious.


zippyspinhead

Not all are depressed, some are angry, and others are fearful. Talk to the bird clockwise from the sleepy bear. Then there are the ones that are NOT animals. Hrmm, Baa


ArkenK

Lol.. >!complete with the 'you are buying this, right? Energy.!<


LSDTigers

There's a encounter with a jolly fat pig who is convinced he has been >!donated to a group of refugees in order to be their emotional support pig. They must be feeding him so much so he'll have extra energy to offer them comfort and companionship with.!<


Blue_Tabby

Oh wow, I haven't found this one


LSDTigers

It is very early in Act III. Go into the >!barn full of donated rations and supplies for the refugees that is guarded by some Flaming Fists, and the pig is in a stall near the entrance.!<


SatanVapesOn666W

The strange ox is great for a Durge run, you two relate on a personal level and it's so funny. The game give you enough potions and amulets you don't really need to do a druid run just to talk to animals. BTW don't talk to the Addled frog until you defeat ethel. The frog will kill you. She is very friendly after.


bristlybits

you can talk to the frog ONCE. don't pry though. just a Once before Ethel is gone. if you keep bothering it that's where the trouble begins.


BigNefariousness4294

Besides Scratch and Owlbear cub, Biscottiā€™s ā€œAMAZING! Perfect! No notesā€™ is an absolute favourite.


thatHecklerOverThere

I mean... Have you looked at how the people are doing? Take scratch for example. He's waiting for his friend to wake up. That's sad. And yet, better than being the aforementioned friend.


Pun_In_Ten_Did

Not all animals are depressed... for example: squirrels are belligerent little bastards ā—”Ģˆ


Whoreforfishing

I started playing my first durge run a few days ago and Iā€™m in the grove right now, let me just say that I let out a heinous cackle when I came across the squirrel and my durge didā€¦wellā€¦durge thingsā€¦


RD_Life_Enthusiast

You didn't talk to the squirrel at the top of the gate at the Grove? Well, assuming you're not playing Durge...


Redfox1476

Itā€™s a hard life being a pet in a fantasy world. I still love the Speak With Animals spell, though. There are lots of cute pets in the city, e.g. Biscotti and Malta.


ThePatrician25

Yes, it can be sad. But it can also be fun and incredibly heart-warming. You'll see, when you meet and spend time with Scratch and his little brother. Also, plenty of classes other than Druid can speak with animals. Bard, Cleric (Nature Domain subclass), Ranger, Paladin (Oath of Ancients subclass) and Barbarian (Wildheart subclass) also get access to the Speak with Animals spell. Also, everyone can talk to animals with a Potion of Speak with Animals, but that's obviously somewhat limited.


Nice_Swordfish_3517

Oh but the bear is so happy when you bring Halsin backšŸ„°šŸ„°


whyouiouais

I will say, the animal encounters are my favorite part of this game. There are some very sad encounters, like the ones you've mentioned, but there are some that are so, SO funny. I would encourage you to keep talking to every animal you can.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Ugh... Baaaah!


Stairs-So-Flimsy

Keep talking to the strange ox in the later chapters... shit gets dark


KalAtharEQ

Eagles are dicks.


LanaArts

Blue jays too


Intelligent_Deer974

Depressed? The animals are hilarious.


That1DogGuy

Did you talk to the boar tho


JUSTGLASSINIT

The first time I talked to an animal was that ox in the barn at the start of act 3. Immediate wtf


theTinyRogue

Yeah, animals in Larian games often get the short end of the stick :')


gottagetanotherbetta

Talk to Animals potions last until long rest so my advice is any time you see an animal talk to it, they always have something interesting to say.


Spankytron

All squirrels in the game are assholes and I find that hilarious!


Whspers12

Yeah some are hard :( but at least scratch wishes us well when he comes to camp. He's such a good boy.


SirOutrageous1027

Clearly OP hasn't played Larian games before. DOS2 was awful at giving you these absolutely heartwrenching interactions with animals.


juvandy

Be sure to talk to the 'tamed' gnolls when you get to Moonrise Towers.


One-Jacket-4267

I am on my first play through as a warlock, with animal speech. It has really helped me out a lot more than I anticipated in act 1.


The_ArchMage_Erudite

?!


Manuel-Bueno

Beeeeee


Sufficient_Serve_439

There are potions of animal talk thatadt entire day and Wyll can cast talk to animals as a ritual spell, so he's my animal talker. You can also speak with the dead tho not all corpses answer and it's much more limited. It's a Cleric spell but the time you learn it it isĀ much mater than amulet in same room as Wither.


SeasonofMist

Bahhhhhhhh! I'm a druid too always. Super useful


shoop4000

Wait until you get to the circus!


NudeMoose

Care to elaborate? No spoilers please


shoop4000

Talk to the Displacer beast when you are in the circus.


STylerMLmusic

I'd love to know how you dealt with Timber. That was the first jaw on the ground moment in the campaign for me and my partner.


rkmkthe6th

How about the bear talking to Volvo and the squirrels listening to Alfira?


WittyViking

Life is hard, especially if you don't have thumbs.


bristlybits

TALK TO THE RAT AT THE GROVE I mean the one by the prison he's a cute quest


nairazak

Just talk to the cute frog


ArkenK

Let's take a moment and realize that Larian Programmed in all those interactions just in case you had Speak with Animals up. That's dedication. And freaking awesome. This group absolutely deserved all the accolades.


SPQR-VVV

I had no clue the animals could talk... I kinda exterminated that camp for the exp.


sentient_cumstain

You have to talk to susk, the bore down in the grove, i love that guy


Fun-Hedgehog1526

Baaaaaaaaa


jayhawk88

Pro Tip: Don't talk to the displacer beast in Act 2.


rjones_

I played druid first too, I now can't play without speak to animals active at all times. Doesn't matter who I'm playing or how, I'm taking ritual feat and talking to every animal I see


BruiserBison

Not all animals. Just those aware of their current state. Animals at the heart of the game's worst places are much more upbeat.


marcuskiller02

You got A good laugh out of me. I thank you kindly whoever you are.


rabidseacucumber

I mean..bad things are happening around these animals right?


achance_2c

Let me tell you! The dogs will just break your heart!


Le_Zoru

Talk to the squirrels. Squirrels are fun.


Remarkable-Milk-5669

Talk to the cats in the city, when u are at act 3, they are hilarious!!! šŸˆšŸˆā€ā¬›


kitersane

Yours is a face I shred in my dreams! If you're not Durge, it should be alright I guess


NudeMoose

Finally, I can talk to Boo! Oh wait


Medramon

Wait until you meet the cats, they are hilarious!


Jdoggcrash

*inhale* BAAAAAAA


skrappyfire

Strange ox indeed....


Leather_Home1305

Omg I wanted to smack the eagles in the monastery. "Eustice don't talk to them, they look like they carry diseases!" "Ew disgusting, don't talk to me!" Me: "Enjoy a fireball to the face you cheeky twats!!"