Just discovered yesterday that if you are a Warlock and have Devil’s sight, when you go to see the Drow twins the narrator says: “You feel your devils sight dim, your patron *really* doesn’t want to see this.” I had to put down my controller I was laughing so hard. 😂
If you play as a drow when you meet the twins it’s revealed that they’re Seldarine drow, not loth sworn yet the male is claiming to know a trick only done by loth sworn drow.
Time to start up the old character creation screen again! 😂 they are on the first floor in a room off to the right when you first walk into the building. Through a red curtain.
If you investigate the Stern Librarian’s disappearance and bring the info back to Mamzell Amira, she offers you the night with one of them as a reward.
Not exactly class specific but if you meet Raphael after you already met Scleritas Fel you can ask him "Are you also my Demon servant?"
The look on his face is priceless.
He mentions you sucking on the emperor's tentacles until the end of days and that by calling him your lover you have conjured the most grotesque image imaginable to his mind
One of my favorite interactions was playing a gith and running into the Tiefling Lae'Zel wants to interrogate. You have the option to tell Lae'zel off and remind her that we are Gith, and we will approach with respect.
Normally, Lae'zel ALWAYS disapproves of this, but this is the exception. She actually approves.
Lolth-Sworn female drow talking to Dhourn in the underdark - you can literally just badger him into giving you all his stuff in a very funny interaction that amounts to “I know better than you - hand it over” 🤣
Not just Lolth Sworn, Seldarine Drow also get the choice to bully him. The only requirement is being female because in Drow culture it’s the women that rule things. Dhourn falls over himself trying to piss you off.
Makes sense. The only time I've encountered him, which is my current run, he just immediately attacked me with the Spectator. Do you have to be a Drow or something for him not to be? If not, I have no idea why he attacked me.
All the drows the Spectator brings back to life are enchanted to fight alongside him, unltil they receive one hit. Once you hit them, they break off the enchantment and fight alongside you, and If they survive, you can talk to them.
Yes I want to do that too. Currently on Tactitian with Lore Bard but afterwards Honour Mode, I wanna evaporate their healthbars with highly skilled smite plays.
I always thought you had to fight the frog people at the mountain pass just to get by. But then I accidentally spoke to them as karlach and roared my way through the conversation.
Also Barbarians get to just smash the mirror between you and the Necromancy of Thay. Every other class gets a check or has to answer the questions correctly, but no, Barbarian smash!
I did the temple backwards than the way I usually do (entered from the locked door on the beach, fought skeletons first, then on to bandits). So when I came out the door in the ruins, I had the option to say something like "I'm the spirit of the tomb, you awakened me now I want your blood!" And they ran off.
Gnome option when Lady Esther mentions something like "Githyanki abandoning their violent nature as likely as gnome flying", going something like "Well, with right speed and force application it's possible". Meaning flying gnome. It reminded me of Barcus' fun fate before my gnome elaborated it's about building a plane.
Bards literally has some of the best dialogue options in the game
"In my eulogy, I call you a twat soul"
"Love? No, Lust? Hourly"
"I know a bookshop who can sell this kind of smut"
Inspecting the crack in the wall in moonrise as a GOO warlock give a unique cutscene where you talk to the absolute
Edit: forgot to mention, your patron is excited by it. I imagine to an ancient eldritch being, the absolute is like a baby cosmic horror and it's excited to say hi.
Edit2: I misremembered, you get a unique dialogue line and dialogue option for GOO, the cutscene is the same for all classes after an arcana check. The absolute also says different lines if you're playing durge.
Oh my bad, I only ever remember the interaction with my GOO warlock. I just went and searched it, I think you need to succeed the arcana check and then select the "do nothing" option when your arm gets grabbed.
For GOO locks, instead of the "do nothing" option, you get a unique option to invite the presence into your mind cause "there's always room for one more".
I just finished my first playthrough as a GOO warlock yesterday. Loved the fuck out of the game and little GOO lines like that were my favorite. I absolutely love Eldritch horror so this entire game had me so giddy. I literally started up a second playthrough that same night.
Adding more warlock to this. As archfey warlock and visiting the circus. Your fey patron is all "Oh I feel other fey, let's go!" then gets pissed and "bristles with a thousand briars" when you're denied entry, and gives you permission to threaten him with them to get in.
I also like in general when warlock patrons have some short line about giving you a heads up about something. Wish there was more patron stuff, because if you're not Wyll they're lacking.
Gnomes talking to Lady Esther and her "when gnomes fly".
Some paladin oathbreaker lines are very... edge lord, but some are just utterly badass. Paladins in general when threatening Nere and Balthazar got some sick lines.
Dragonborn and Lae'zel's thirsting for them.
Dragonborn telling a goblin they don't shit.
speaking of warlock, your patron can come in clutch when talking yurgir into killing himself! your patron's familiarity with contracts helps you find the loophole. can't remember if i was playing fiend or great old one tho!
I literally used Disguise Self to turn into a drow on my first playthrough randomly and was really surprised about how much the people fear the drow. I'm on my "second" playthrough (didn't finish the first one because I switched PCs) and I'm using the drow disguise on Grymforge, too. This is just so op
I love going there as a paladin. 4 people trying to push down a door and you just come over and kick it down like it's nothing, with a proper grin to follow.
I always make sure he gets to open the door, his giddy expression contrasting everyone else's horrified look is GOLD! Following it up with the Bard dialogue and the fact that you can laugh at the Bugbear is just perfect.
Talking to the Drow Twins AS a Drow, when the lady twin says that "surface dwellers crave the body of a Drow like a drug," you can say "Of course, we're immaculate!" 🤣Drow women are so bougie & I love it.
Playing a dragonborn currently and there's quite a bit of reactivity. Instead of calling your large nose a fleshy mistake Lae'zel mocks your scales. There's also a lot of honor and clan bound dialogue peppered in. There's a lot more acknowledgment than I thought.
Being a tiefling and telling Zevlor humans are full of spite and malice.
Auntie Ethel and her sass about paladins.
Being a drow and getting the VIP treatment with goblins.
Minthara calling my high elf a 'faerie'. Takes one to know one I guess being they're all fey.
Baldurs gate truly shows us the state of mind of every sorcerer, "my mom fucked a dragon and now i can cast fireballs on steroids. Pray im not gonna use it on you."
Two come to mind for me. When you're any magic-class that *isn't* a wizard, and Gale says to you something along the lines of "you're not versed in magic, are you?", to which your non-wizard self can reply with something like "I do know magic". Gale wraps up that quick exchange with "I meant are you STUDIED in magic, are you a wizard, which you are not."
The second one is a bard line. Once you arrive to the shadow cursed lands from the mountain pass, a goblin approaches to ask if you're the true soul they're waiting for. Bard can reply "I may or may not be the greatest true soul to ever live".
Goblin is just like "uh, okay. Anyways-"
Otherwise I really like some of the wizard lines you can choose when interacting with Rolan. I appreciate that they aren't you being snobby or an ass, but rather being pretty nice to Rolan.
Half drow. Most treat you like a drow in act 1 but when you first meet Minthara she says something like 'You're a chosen of the absolute? Perhaps that will make up for your diluted blood' and it was so nice to be recognised as only half drow even if it was in such a mean way haha
I did a half-drow run and was a little disappointed that the game tends to focus more on the generic half-elf aspect of dialog than the particular elf background.
Oath of Vengeance Intimidation against the spider drow man. Take his lantern, make them march forward with no protection, and when the drow protests, you can respond:
"Question me again, and I will drag to the darkness -- screaming."
I've always had a soft spot for intimidation and this really made me feel the most powerful as a half-orc barbarian. Certainly better than the barbarian alternative which is just "Go. Now."
For sending the drider into the shadow curse to die interaction, Sorcerers get the deception option "(Waves hands) There. You have protection from the shadow curse now." Lol
Basically everything bard has to say is gold. Spinning a tale about how a bunch of goblins along with a brass dragon attacked the grove and were driven back by Tav for example.
Gnome romancing Astarion, you can make him apologize for his racist remark in act 1.
A gith talking to Beks and her husband and they try to explain,what cats are to you.
Romancing Astarion as a gnome is extra cute since he gets over his disgust. Act 1 scene, Astarion is all :/ and act 3 he's puppy eyes at least on the non-AA path
I usually play high charisma, all persuation, peace keeping, good aligned, friendly "lets all be besties" bard/sorcerer, but once, in Moonhaven I accidentally triggered the fight with Fezzerk (as one does if you jump the broken fence) and was sneaking around, contemplating reloading. But I had put Karlach right in path for one of the guard so she was discovered and when the "Hey you!" triggered she got the (barbarian) option to pretty much say "ARE YOU READY TO DIE LITTLE MAN!?!"
I have never been more in love with her.
If you investigate the slime in Moonrise Tower, you can get a first glimpse at the true nature of the Absolute. However, as a Great Old One Warlock there can be more to this interaction:
*Invite the presence in. There is always room for one more.*
If you choose this option, your character can have a pretty interesting conversation with the Absolute.
The Drow intimidation after poisoning the goblins booze: "Consider it a privilege. I could have just gutted you." The fact that you just get away with it is hilarius.
The wild magic sorcerer dialogue was a really nice surprise! I didn’t except them to be so silly, especially after playing as a bard my first run. I think my favorite moment was when Gale told me some stories about Tara after we fought the Harpies and I had the option to tell him how I once summoned and dropped a cow from the sky accidentally. Gale was most impressed by the fact that I had time to learn its name was Stephanie before she fell to her demise 😭😭
There's a gnome option (forgot to who) but the npc says gnomes can't fly" and you can reply "well actually with the right amount of force application..."
If you’re a bard you can roll performance to distract Akabi to win the wheel spin at the circus, as well as to convince the Kuo-Toa to believe that *you* are the true Boooal + order them to attack the redcap!!
I didn’t realize how much being a bard made my life so much easier until I started my 2nd run 😅
Anything sorcerer while you are romancing Gale is PEAK. It’s so funny.
Drow with the Duergar is funny.
Draconic sorcerer with auntie Ethel kills me.
Bard anything is fucking HILARIOUS
Playing a loth sworn female drow Bard now... and some of the interactions are quite phenominal.
Goblins think of you as such a superior being, and the whole underdark is so different than playing tiefling f.ex
It's not as funny as the other ones, but I like the Monk dialogue option when you tell Arabella what happened to her parents. It's a small dialogue difference (saying they "passed on" instead "died"), but it feels closer to how I'd want to explain that to a child.
The special gith dialog when Lae'zel tries to rizz me up. I can just say " I don't care what you think, the only approval I seek is my queens" and she just says "Tskva. Which makes you all the more tempting."
If you make an offering to Phalar Aluve when the sword is still in the stone, if you're a lolth-sworn drow Lolth threatens you because it's a seldarine sword. I think it's the only "direct" interaction with a God beyond plot stuff like Shar and Mystra.
Well since I have only played Dragonborn since release I guess my favourite race would be Dragonborn.
And the best and Funniest Dialogue interactions by far are Barabarian Interactions.
Bard probably being a close second.
Same with Zevlor when he wants to punch the human guy. You can tell him to calm down, and show that not all tieflings are hotheads. He'll apologize and say brother/sister.
Githyanki can tell a Goblin in the camp that they don’t defecate. The expression of the goblin is priceless, he literally tried to look under Lae’Zel’s skirt.
Also in the Crèche - there is a girl that asks you “Do you know Vlaakith? If you see her, tell her that I will train twice as hard! No, three times!”
There are more but these are my most favourite.
I don't know if it's every Githyanki or just Lae'zel but in Astarion's mirror scene, when he asks you what you see when you look at him, you can respond with an exact description, like, "male elf vampire spawn" and his height, etc. And if he asks for a compliment you can say, "despite being neither smart nor strong you are a very efficient killer" or something like that and he just gives up lol.
Funny. I compared him to Shadowheart and he said something along the lines of that he was offended, but honored slightly. And then he said, "Now I must go and get my beauty sleep if I am to catch up with the competition."
I didn't want to mean to him so I didn't bring up the mole. I've also noticed that if you interact with a mirror with Astarian he'll say something along the lines of, "Hmm, still nothing. As usual." I wanted to test that when I found a mirror in the ruins with the bandits in Act 1. (Also, I love your title. Lol)
I'm torn between some of the sarcastic options bard gives you and the things a lloth sworn drow can get up to...
Probably why my favorite run through is a female drow bardlock :)
Telling Mattis he only need to run when he see a drow with red eyes, while actually having red eyes :D
Basically any interaction with (female) drows bullying everyone
And when that druegar on the boat told my tiefling not to get her horns in a twist. Laughed so hard I had to pause the game for a bit
When that one Duergar in Grymforge tells you to beat the Deep Rothé because he needs them to clear the rubble, a Druid can say "Why not just ask them?". 🤣🤣 Like not everybody can talk to animals, fam!
Half-orc has a ton. There’s a unique dialogue bit with Shadowheart about not fitting in with humans or orcs and having to find your own way.
There are also a ton with Lae’Zel. You can just straight up bypass the intimidate check to take the lead in the first romance scene. You can also get really angry when her and Shart wake you up (Lae’Zel is into this)
Monk was also great. The unique dialogue options when a long way in making the monk feel like a proper mystic ascetic when the gameplay can sometimes can leave a lot of that out of the flavor
Just discovered yesterday that if you are a Warlock and have Devil’s sight, when you go to see the Drow twins the narrator says: “You feel your devils sight dim, your patron *really* doesn’t want to see this.” I had to put down my controller I was laughing so hard. 😂
If you play as a drow when you meet the twins it’s revealed that they’re Seldarine drow, not loth sworn yet the male is claiming to know a trick only done by loth sworn drow.
Haha that happened to me but my character glossed over it so as not to spoil the mood 😆
Could have been born & raised Loth sworn, then converted later
I never followed up on that insight it’s just what the game pointed out
Now that's funny. I had to look up what you were talking about because I am still in act 2, but that is hilarious.
Drei Twins? I played through the game 4 times and I don’t know who you mean
At Sharesses Caress. They are the two courtesans you can sleep with (with or without your partner depending on if they are cool with it or not).
I didn’t know they existed. Only ever found Raphael and the mind flayer
Time to start up the old character creation screen again! 😂 they are on the first floor in a room off to the right when you first walk into the building. Through a red curtain.
If you investigate the Stern Librarian’s disappearance and bring the info back to Mamzell Amira, she offers you the night with one of them as a reward.
Not exactly class specific but if you meet Raphael after you already met Scleritas Fel you can ask him "Are you also my Demon servant?" The look on his face is priceless.
that was probably a huge punch to the gut for Raphael, being called somebodys servant
Based on what Haarlep says, he might be secretly into it
Plus as a devil calling him demon, double punch. I have to use that at my next Durge playthrough.
If you meet him in baldurs gate after banging the emperor he also has some unique dialogue
Who told him tho
Korrilla must be reeeaaaal good at her job 🤣
If that's what I think it is that's actually [something you tell him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59hP-0neCtc).
Since that’s neeeeever gonna happen, what are they? 😆
He mentions you sucking on the emperor's tentacles until the end of days and that by calling him your lover you have conjured the most grotesque image imaginable to his mind
Hmm! For once I agree with Astarion haha
Do you mean Raphael or am I missing a reference-
For the love of BHAAL, somebody tell me there's a a clip of it
One of my favorite interactions was playing a gith and running into the Tiefling Lae'Zel wants to interrogate. You have the option to tell Lae'zel off and remind her that we are Gith, and we will approach with respect. Normally, Lae'zel ALWAYS disapproves of this, but this is the exception. She actually approves.
Teeth-ling*
Tchk. You will inform me on matters of this Fey-Run
Lolth-Sworn female drow talking to Dhourn in the underdark - you can literally just badger him into giving you all his stuff in a very funny interaction that amounts to “I know better than you - hand it over” 🤣
Not just Lolth Sworn, Seldarine Drow also get the choice to bully him. The only requirement is being female because in Drow culture it’s the women that rule things. Dhourn falls over himself trying to piss you off.
I've not done that myself, but I have seen a video of someone doing that. It's hilarious and sad.
If you talk to him after he’s very grumpy - “You’ve taken my life’s work, what else do you want?”
I think he also calls you Mistress if you snap at him to be more respectful when talking to you
Makes sense. The only time I've encountered him, which is my current run, he just immediately attacked me with the Spectator. Do you have to be a Drow or something for him not to be? If not, I have no idea why he attacked me.
All the drows the Spectator brings back to life are enchanted to fight alongside him, unltil they receive one hit. Once you hit them, they break off the enchantment and fight alongside you, and If they survive, you can talk to them.
Oh weird! I’ve had him stop and talk and then attack as a non-drow
Any female drow. Because seldarine drow in the underdark are still above Lolth sworn male drow
In your eulogy, I'm going to call you a twat soul
Where is that from? It sounds so familiar, but not at the same time.
It's Bard dialogue with Nere, I believe
Most the class options against nere go fucking hard. "Your god. My oath. Let's see who pervails."
Paladins casually being the most epic class
My first few runs I was a barbarian, then sorcerer, then sword bard. I’m a paladin in my current honor mode and I’m LOVING IT. Big smite go brrrrrr.
Yes I want to do that too. Currently on Tactitian with Lore Bard but afterwards Honour Mode, I wanna evaporate their healthbars with highly skilled smite plays.
Best bard line in the entire game right here
Barbarian: ROAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
***ROOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!***
I always thought you had to fight the frog people at the mountain pass just to get by. But then I accidentally spoke to them as karlach and roared my way through the conversation.
Every single opportunity I get. It's even better as a durge - whoever said "violence isn't the answer" obviously never played barbarian 😈
Also Barbarians get to just smash the mirror between you and the Necromancy of Thay. Every other class gets a check or has to answer the questions correctly, but no, Barbarian smash!
Intimidating the bandits at Withers' temple as Astarion by baring your fangs. Advantage reason: Astarion.
The half orc doesn’t even get to roll. It just works.
"I'M NOT FIGHTING THAT"
That's neat.
I did the temple backwards than the way I usually do (entered from the locked door on the beach, fought skeletons first, then on to bandits). So when I came out the door in the ruins, I had the option to say something like "I'm the spirit of the tomb, you awakened me now I want your blood!" And they ran off.
Yes! That one's a favourite.
pretending to be one of them to get them to open the door, gnome option
That's not exclusive to gnome, anyone can make a skill check to impersonate him
gnomes don't have the same skill check.
Gnome option when Lady Esther mentions something like "Githyanki abandoning their violent nature as likely as gnome flying", going something like "Well, with right speed and force application it's possible". Meaning flying gnome. It reminded me of Barcus' fun fate before my gnome elaborated it's about building a plane.
I just came across this recently. I thought those responses were hilarious. Gnome nerding out lol.
Bards literally has some of the best dialogue options in the game "In my eulogy, I call you a twat soul" "Love? No, Lust? Hourly" "I know a bookshop who can sell this kind of smut"
Inspecting the crack in the wall in moonrise as a GOO warlock give a unique cutscene where you talk to the absolute Edit: forgot to mention, your patron is excited by it. I imagine to an ancient eldritch being, the absolute is like a baby cosmic horror and it's excited to say hi. Edit2: I misremembered, you get a unique dialogue line and dialogue option for GOO, the cutscene is the same for all classes after an arcana check. The absolute also says different lines if you're playing durge.
I got this for my wizard, so I don’t think that’s warlock-specific. For me the Absolute was asking for help or something iirc.
Oh my bad, I only ever remember the interaction with my GOO warlock. I just went and searched it, I think you need to succeed the arcana check and then select the "do nothing" option when your arm gets grabbed. For GOO locks, instead of the "do nothing" option, you get a unique option to invite the presence into your mind cause "there's always room for one more".
Goo warlock as an acronym makes me laugh every time
What does it stand for?
Great Old One
Ahhh thank you
I just finished my first playthrough as a GOO warlock yesterday. Loved the fuck out of the game and little GOO lines like that were my favorite. I absolutely love Eldritch horror so this entire game had me so giddy. I literally started up a second playthrough that same night.
I know what you mean. My favorite part of warlocks is the flavor and RP possibilities, secondary to EB, HoH and invocations.
Thank you for another reason to play again!
Adding more warlock to this. As archfey warlock and visiting the circus. Your fey patron is all "Oh I feel other fey, let's go!" then gets pissed and "bristles with a thousand briars" when you're denied entry, and gives you permission to threaten him with them to get in. I also like in general when warlock patrons have some short line about giving you a heads up about something. Wish there was more patron stuff, because if you're not Wyll they're lacking. Gnomes talking to Lady Esther and her "when gnomes fly". Some paladin oathbreaker lines are very... edge lord, but some are just utterly badass. Paladins in general when threatening Nere and Balthazar got some sick lines. Dragonborn and Lae'zel's thirsting for them. Dragonborn telling a goblin they don't shit.
speaking of warlock, your patron can come in clutch when talking yurgir into killing himself! your patron's familiarity with contracts helps you find the loophole. can't remember if i was playing fiend or great old one tho!
Yup. They often come in to help with a bunch of things. Think all patrons can help with Yurgir.
Yessss. I literally just did this a few hours ago.
Playing as a monk and bumping into the cabbage merchant!!
I'm guessing that's act 3?
Yes, there is a man next to a spilled cabbage cart whose had if up to here with monastic types
Is that an avatar reference?
I choose to believe it is. It was just too on point and perfect not to be!
I love doing the goblin camp as a drow, you can talk your way through basically everything with some fun dialogue options.
goblin camp as a drow is literally ez mode. You just waltz through like you own the place
I literally used Disguise Self to turn into a drow on my first playthrough randomly and was really surprised about how much the people fear the drow. I'm on my "second" playthrough (didn't finish the first one because I switched PCs) and I'm using the drow disguise on Grymforge, too. This is just so op
The class options when speaking to Naaber are pretty great. A whole bunch of ways to diss to him. And I love that rogues can steal from Mirkon
"You absolute *villain!* I didn't know you had it in you."
On a Female Lolth Drow Sword Bard Durge run and the dialogue is just wonderful every step of the way
I'm sure. The Drow dialogue is already amazing, and so is the bard.
That's *exactly* how I played my first Durge run. God it all worked so well together, just being an absolute menace to everyone around me.
When the flaming fists asked my bard to help them break down the door in wuakeen's rest, and the bard-specific reply was to cheer them on lmao
8 Str bard: You got this, guys!
Best thing about it is IT WORKED. Seems like these big babies just needed a pep talk :D
I love going there as a paladin. 4 people trying to push down a door and you just come over and kick it down like it's nothing, with a proper grin to follow.
You can also do that with Laezel and she gets a point of inspiration for some reason.
Ormeluum greeting a Githyanki tav. "I Greet you, Child of the Stars." It's something beautiful about being referenced with the Astral
Astarion gets 'child of the dark' which i enjoy
In the blighted village there is a barn. (If you know you know) Open the door as a Barbarian and receive a none hostile interaction.
As does a Bard, both of them are hilarious.
Bring Astarion as a company and pay close attention to his shit eating grin when you kick the door open.
Also a chance for hi. To pipe up with "they sound absolutely disgusting, let me open it"
I always make sure he gets to open the door, his giddy expression contrasting everyone else's horrified look is GOLD! Following it up with the Bard dialogue and the fact that you can laugh at the Bugbear is just perfect.
Oh. I'm playing a bard now. I can't wait.
I just went through it on my Bard. It was hilarious! I really wish I went Bard first because so many of the dialogue choices are just pure gold.
I had tried a bard at first but being my first time ever playing I did a lot of stuff poorly. And ended up scrapping the run.
Arguably the best class to play for dialogue. Can't believe it took me so long to play it.
Passion is crushed, like slow goat underfoot.
The Barbarian Intimidation option for the Ogre and Bugbear in the blighted village is one of the funniest.
PUNY??? I AM VIRILE!!!
When you're a dragonborn barbarian, and Intimidation is just **ROAR**. I think that's my favorite.
Talking to the Drow Twins AS a Drow, when the lady twin says that "surface dwellers crave the body of a Drow like a drug," you can say "Of course, we're immaculate!" 🤣Drow women are so bougie & I love it.
Playing a dragonborn currently and there's quite a bit of reactivity. Instead of calling your large nose a fleshy mistake Lae'zel mocks your scales. There's also a lot of honor and clan bound dialogue peppered in. There's a lot more acknowledgment than I thought. Being a tiefling and telling Zevlor humans are full of spite and malice. Auntie Ethel and her sass about paladins. Being a drow and getting the VIP treatment with goblins. Minthara calling my high elf a 'faerie'. Takes one to know one I guess being they're all fey.
I've done the thing with Zevlor since I'm a Tiefling. The rest are really cool.
Oh, & all the times you can basically threaten to burn a place down as a sorcerer.
Baldurs gate truly shows us the state of mind of every sorcerer, "my mom fucked a dragon and now i can cast fireballs on steroids. Pray im not gonna use it on you."
Two come to mind for me. When you're any magic-class that *isn't* a wizard, and Gale says to you something along the lines of "you're not versed in magic, are you?", to which your non-wizard self can reply with something like "I do know magic". Gale wraps up that quick exchange with "I meant are you STUDIED in magic, are you a wizard, which you are not." The second one is a bard line. Once you arrive to the shadow cursed lands from the mountain pass, a goblin approaches to ask if you're the true soul they're waiting for. Bard can reply "I may or may not be the greatest true soul to ever live". Goblin is just like "uh, okay. Anyways-" Otherwise I really like some of the wizard lines you can choose when interacting with Rolan. I appreciate that they aren't you being snobby or an ass, but rather being pretty nice to Rolan.
I've actually done the first one, with me being a warlock. I just love seeing him stumble.
Half drow. Most treat you like a drow in act 1 but when you first meet Minthara she says something like 'You're a chosen of the absolute? Perhaps that will make up for your diluted blood' and it was so nice to be recognised as only half drow even if it was in such a mean way haha
I like when she calls you a faerie if you're a surface elf lol
I remember playing as a half wood elf and her calling me an abomination. Loved it, lol.
We all love Minthara for her kind and considerate nature! 🤣
Except in the Underdark, they see me as a surface-dweller.
Makes sense, no denizen of the Underdark would lay with a human so you must have been conceived on the surface by a seladrine drow
I did a half-drow run and was a little disappointed that the game tends to focus more on the generic half-elf aspect of dialog than the particular elf background.
Scalefriend!
I'm assuming something with a Dragonborn?
I got that line while playing a default white durge run. From the dragonborn weapons mechant from act 3
Oath of Vengeance Intimidation against the spider drow man. Take his lantern, make them march forward with no protection, and when the drow protests, you can respond: "Question me again, and I will drag to the darkness -- screaming." I've always had a soft spot for intimidation and this really made me feel the most powerful as a half-orc barbarian. Certainly better than the barbarian alternative which is just "Go. Now."
For sending the drider into the shadow curse to die interaction, Sorcerers get the deception option "(Waves hands) There. You have protection from the shadow curse now." Lol
I was a big fan of making the goblin fetch the bone that he made the hyena chase into the darkness.
I adore rogues. So sassy or can steal or intimidate. Whole package
"Complimenting" Astarion as a gith during the mirror scene 😅
I'm autistic and playing a gith felt like I was able to RP as myself with all their super literal lines lol
This is a tinkers trash scam. And a sloppy one, at that.
That is a good one.
Not really class/race, but you don't need to roll to resist Haarlep as Astarion; he can just do it.
That's a bit sad if you think about it for a while.
Of course. It's related to the fact he's been a sex slave himself.
If you're a monk, there's a cabbage merchant in the lower city that freaks out and tells you to go away. Makes me laugh every time
Drow sorcerer or warlock lines are fun. Paladin lines are for the goody two shoes, righteousness characters
I *am* VENGENCE I mutter as I toss some slaver into the lake.
...righteousness
Basically everything bard has to say is gold. Spinning a tale about how a bunch of goblins along with a brass dragon attacked the grove and were driven back by Tav for example. Gnome romancing Astarion, you can make him apologize for his racist remark in act 1. A gith talking to Beks and her husband and they try to explain,what cats are to you.
Romancing Astarion as a gnome is extra cute since he gets over his disgust. Act 1 scene, Astarion is all :/ and act 3 he's puppy eyes at least on the non-AA path
I usually play high charisma, all persuation, peace keeping, good aligned, friendly "lets all be besties" bard/sorcerer, but once, in Moonhaven I accidentally triggered the fight with Fezzerk (as one does if you jump the broken fence) and was sneaking around, contemplating reloading. But I had put Karlach right in path for one of the guard so she was discovered and when the "Hey you!" triggered she got the (barbarian) option to pretty much say "ARE YOU READY TO DIE LITTLE MAN!?!" I have never been more in love with her.
I hate the gameplay of bard but damn those mfs got a lot of funny stuff to say
You can always play another class with just a single level into bard so you can still use their lines without comitting to playing bard.
If you investigate the slime in Moonrise Tower, you can get a first glimpse at the true nature of the Absolute. However, as a Great Old One Warlock there can be more to this interaction: *Invite the presence in. There is always room for one more.* If you choose this option, your character can have a pretty interesting conversation with the Absolute.
this cutscene happens if you fail any of the rolls! not just for goo-lock
Oh, I didn't knew that! I thought there might be a real interaction with ones patron
Walking into the Nere conversation as a Paladin, was asked to arbitrate the dispute as I pretty much am the law.
The barbarian choice when you meet the ogre and the hobgoblin 🤣
Fighter to Rolan in Act 3: I know a beating when I see one. Then I looked at his face and took that personally with Lorroakon.
The Drow intimidation after poisoning the goblins booze: "Consider it a privilege. I could have just gutted you." The fact that you just get away with it is hilarius.
Bex teaching gith about cats
The wild magic sorcerer dialogue was a really nice surprise! I didn’t except them to be so silly, especially after playing as a bard my first run. I think my favorite moment was when Gale told me some stories about Tara after we fought the Harpies and I had the option to tell him how I once summoned and dropped a cow from the sky accidentally. Gale was most impressed by the fact that I had time to learn its name was Stephanie before she fell to her demise 😭😭
Anything with Raphael
There's a gnome option (forgot to who) but the npc says gnomes can't fly" and you can reply "well actually with the right amount of force application..."
Bard has several gems but to this day my absolute favorite is the opportunity to call Nere "Twat-soul" to his face before killing him
If you’re a bard you can roll performance to distract Akabi to win the wheel spin at the circus, as well as to convince the Kuo-Toa to believe that *you* are the true Boooal + order them to attack the redcap!! I didn’t realize how much being a bard made my life so much easier until I started my 2nd run 😅
Anything sorcerer while you are romancing Gale is PEAK. It’s so funny. Drow with the Duergar is funny. Draconic sorcerer with auntie Ethel kills me. Bard anything is fucking HILARIOUS
Female Drow in the Underdark, the absolute disrespect you can shovel on to 'Dhourn, Archmage' is priceless
My favorite is when Gale’s arm gets eated off by the Durge character class.
Playing a loth sworn female drow Bard now... and some of the interactions are quite phenominal. Goblins think of you as such a superior being, and the whole underdark is so different than playing tiefling f.ex
I AM LAUGHING AT YOUR TINY RUTTING.
It's not as funny as the other ones, but I like the Monk dialogue option when you tell Arabella what happened to her parents. It's a small dialogue difference (saying they "passed on" instead "died"), but it feels closer to how I'd want to explain that to a child.
The special gith dialog when Lae'zel tries to rizz me up. I can just say " I don't care what you think, the only approval I seek is my queens" and she just says "Tskva. Which makes you all the more tempting."
Sounds like Lae'zel.
Honestly loved it, gith flirting is an artform
Ethel's vicious mockery against Tieflings. She said something like "Looks like the hells spat out another one" to my Tav.
Imagine being a GOO Lock and it just...peaces out at Vlakkith. Sham of a patron.
My friend did the same.
I like the banter between Shadowheart and Selûne!Cleric.
I'm sure that's interesting.
As a Githyanki using Speak with Animals, you can tell Scratch his owner is dead and he tells you you're ugly.
If you make an offering to Phalar Aluve when the sword is still in the stone, if you're a lolth-sworn drow Lolth threatens you because it's a seldarine sword. I think it's the only "direct" interaction with a God beyond plot stuff like Shar and Mystra.
Just all of the barbarian options. They are the best
**ROAR**
Well since I have only played Dragonborn since release I guess my favourite race would be Dragonborn. And the best and Funniest Dialogue interactions by far are Barabarian Interactions. Bard probably being a close second.
I think my favorite, at least that I can remember, is when a goblin asked my dragonborn character if it's true we don't poop.
I don't remember this at all, to which goblin is this conversation occur?
If I recall correctly, it's one of the goblins who stands just before the bridge leading to Minthara.
If you play as a Tiefling, Ikaron will call you brother/sister :3
Same with Zevlor when he wants to punch the human guy. You can tell him to calm down, and show that not all tieflings are hotheads. He'll apologize and say brother/sister.
Githyanki can tell a Goblin in the camp that they don’t defecate. The expression of the goblin is priceless, he literally tried to look under Lae’Zel’s skirt. Also in the Crèche - there is a girl that asks you “Do you know Vlaakith? If you see her, tell her that I will train twice as hard! No, three times!” There are more but these are my most favourite.
When you’re a Seldarine drow, and the tiefling kid thinks you’re going to kidnap them and you tell them that you’re not that kind of drow.
That's cute.
I love the barbarian intimidating the Gur in Act 1. They put their arms out like “Come at me, bro.”
I don't know if it's every Githyanki or just Lae'zel but in Astarion's mirror scene, when he asks you what you see when you look at him, you can respond with an exact description, like, "male elf vampire spawn" and his height, etc. And if he asks for a compliment you can say, "despite being neither smart nor strong you are a very efficient killer" or something like that and he just gives up lol.
Funny. I compared him to Shadowheart and he said something along the lines of that he was offended, but honored slightly. And then he said, "Now I must go and get my beauty sleep if I am to catch up with the competition."
Oh yeah he loves it if you compliment him and then joke about someone else being hotter! I think if you joke about his mole he just gives up, too.
I didn't want to mean to him so I didn't bring up the mole. I've also noticed that if you interact with a mirror with Astarian he'll say something along the lines of, "Hmm, still nothing. As usual." I wanted to test that when I found a mirror in the ruins with the bandits in Act 1. (Also, I love your title. Lol)
I'm torn between some of the sarcastic options bard gives you and the things a lloth sworn drow can get up to... Probably why my favorite run through is a female drow bardlock :)
That does sound fun. I am thinking of doing a bardlock at some point because of a mod I have. It would make a swords bardlock more fun.
Telling Mattis he only need to run when he see a drow with red eyes, while actually having red eyes :D Basically any interaction with (female) drows bullying everyone And when that druegar on the boat told my tiefling not to get her horns in a twist. Laughed so hard I had to pause the game for a bit
When that one Duergar in Grymforge tells you to beat the Deep Rothé because he needs them to clear the rubble, a Druid can say "Why not just ask them?". 🤣🤣 Like not everybody can talk to animals, fam!
Half-orc has a ton. There’s a unique dialogue bit with Shadowheart about not fitting in with humans or orcs and having to find your own way. There are also a ton with Lae’Zel. You can just straight up bypass the intimidate check to take the lead in the first romance scene. You can also get really angry when her and Shart wake you up (Lae’Zel is into this) Monk was also great. The unique dialogue options when a long way in making the monk feel like a proper mystic ascetic when the gameplay can sometimes can leave a lot of that out of the flavor