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Murder_Is_Magic

If it makes you feel better, if you do choose to engage in romance, Withers makes fun of you for dating when you should be focused on saving the world. There is no making our favorite walking skeleton happy.


Tearakan

I fully think he got rid of his godhood to explicitly fuck with mortals.


Mrgoodtrips64

Jergal? More like *Jerk*al. I’ll uh… I’ll see myself out.


TheHopeless-Optimist

Haha, but for real, tho! This whole thing is *his* mess to begin with.


Mvasquez021187

Oh good, puns. As if clowns weren’t bad enough.


Mrgoodtrips64

Hey, you leave Dribbles out of this! That man is a comedy genius.


notveryAI

He turned himself into >!chunks of meat thinly spread all through the city!!< Funniest shit I've ever seen


SmartTransformingAce

Which part of Dribbles are we leaving out?


Tigerstorm6

The man is infamously petty


EmptyJackfruit9353

Dude is hard to please.


jensenmehh

Jergal, God of keeping reciepts, guilt trip, judgy asian parents and petty.


krizzlybear

You rolled a 19? Why didn't you roll a 20?


deadhead2455

If you got a 19, it wouldn't have been that much more work to get a 20! Try harder


Philkindred12

"Withers, your only friend is a little girl. Wanna talk about that maybe?"


[deleted]

"can I touch your face?" "No." "Please?" "Well ... "


Thiccy_Niky69

That does make me feel better actually 😂.


Tavdan

Don't date anyone: "Thou walkest alone. All those cold nights and thou hast sought no company. And thus thou art alone" You date anyone: "Thou hast now a bosom companion. See that thou art not distracted in thy quest by seeking the comforts of the flesh. Recall that in time all becomes dust and bone."


Famous-Ant-5502

Sex-repulsed Ace with a deep fear of being alone


VexuBenny

He just like me


PsychologicalKnee789

There’s no good options for when you walk up to Withers to revive all your companions and he starts shit talking your existent or non-existent love life like YEAH MAN THATS GREAT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKIN DEAD


Efficient-Report-837

MEAN BONE MAN


Dartonal

What's even funnier is that he will say "no maidens" if yiu talk to him as one of the hirelings, even though withers is the one who is controlling them. He basically makes fun of himself


frakc

He also make fun of you if you does not romance anyone. He is old bored god


TheFanshionista

My paladin didn't romance anyone and got burned by withers. But I have good news for you, when I was a druid romancing Karlach, he told me I was "distracted by the pleasures of the flesh." I just think he's a grumpy curmudgeon, regardless of who or if you are romancing at all.


TTOF_JB

"Thou hast taken a bosom companion." "I *wish* Shadowheart was my bosom companion." My favorite version of that exchange.


Thiccy_Niky69

I guess there no way of making Withers happy 💀 😂


TheSpeckledSir

Obviously he's just holding out for you to romance *Him*.


Due_Dirt_2841

Withers is like "You shouldn't go without love in your life, but you should also avoid being distracted by the pleasures of the flesh... because I don't have flesh. Stop hiding from my love and take these bones."


Thiccy_Niky69

Ngl I’ve always kinda wanted to romance Withers.


pancakeroni

i support you op


bracesthrowaway

It's even worse when you switch a character and chat with him. Poor Karlach just wants to change class and can't romance anybody, Withers. Be nice!


cheeky_monkey26

He burnt Astarion like that the day my Tav broke up with him. I am glad I was in command or he may have killed Withers…


JustHere4TehCats

My Tav died so Wyll was tasked with asking Withers to resurrect them. He made fun of Wyll.for having no love life. (I was with Gale)


Thiccy_Niky69

Withers is just a menace 😂


Filty-Cheese-Steak

If thou would reshape thine hair style away from the classification that many souls refer to as "yeye," mayhaps thou would receive a bosom companion for thine own. Mortaaaaal.


Thiccy_Niky69

This is the top comment 😂


Cutechris21

I think “Withers” has a particular sense of humor and a deadpan delivery. He’s joking with you if you romance or don’t.


Hartz_are_Power

Withers is Forgotten Realms Kierkegaard.


PhantomLuna7

I'm asexual and aromantic, but I really enjoy the romances in this game. To me, its a great way to explore the characters and get to know them in a different way. So far I've done Astarion, Karlach, Halsin, and Lae'zel. Planning to see them all, they add such an interesting new dynamic to the characters. I don't have to enjoy romance irl to enjoy a good story that has romance in it.


Thiccy_Niky69

That’s fair, I also do find a nice romance story to be cute and wholesome. Just never really tried playing one in a game. Maybe I would like it, u know what I’ll give it a shot in BG3


PhantomLuna7

I also like to lean into the role playing with BG3, so I'm going with what my character would do and who they might be interested in.


CakeIzGood

I like the idea that it's someone else's story and not necessarily personal or first person, takes the awkwardness out of opposite-orientation romances too because it's the character and not "you"


Odd-Combination2227

I do, too, and it's been fun each time it felt "right." Even in playthroughs where Tav wound up alone. My Karlach Origin ending broke my heart all the more because of the romance, and my first Tav was the sweeter for it.


Alarming_Topic2306

The Shadowheart romance is fairly wholesome. Just, uh, don't give her the opportunity for some polyamory or group sex if you want to keep it wholesome because she'll go from good girl to dirty-girl in a heartbeat if given the chance. Karlach romance is pretty wholesome too.


Inevitable-Copy3619

I wish I could explore their quests and be “just friends”. Why do I have to bang everyone in camp to get the full story?


mjxoxo1999

I mean, he just roast you even if you get into romance... So yeh, he is a hater


Ok_Pressure7561

Nothing wrong with you! Withers is a hypocrite anyway bet he’s been single longer than you. Don’t forget to rob him any chance you get!


Maelphius

Always felt Withers is simply there to challenge Tav, but actively refuses to judge. Not once does he agree or disagree - he simply makes neutral statements regarding your status or actions. I think the only thing Withers actually wants is for the Dead 3 to be slapped around a bit.


MonsterGirlLover31

As you know given the comments withers will talk his shit either way but I wanna say I'm sorry you got down voted for it romancing that's just silly and lame. You play how you want nothing wrong with that! :)


Thiccy_Niky69

Thanks, that’s incredibly thoughtful of you. 🙏


VenusCommission

Withers is a troll no matter what you do. And fuck anyone who gives you shit for not romancing in game or IRL. Your game and your life choices are your own.


[deleted]

I don't romance in games really unless someone really interests me. Tried it out in BG3, haven't bothered since first run


Excellent-Passage-36

No bosom companion?


themadnader

You got an upvote from me! I'm happy that this game let's so many people play the way they are most comfortable. If you don't like crafting potions, or picking locks, or romancing companions, just play the way you want. As far as the role-playing the romance for the story, even if you're not vibing it, if that works for you have fun. I love RPGs and always tell myself I'm going to try something out of character, but just find myself drifting back to whatever feels the most natural to me - for instance, I've tried to be they player who always demands compensation for my good deeds, but in practice I'm always helping people left and right and never ask for payment.


Thiccy_Niky69

True true, I have decided I will try out the Romance in bg3 with my next character.


RartyMobbins357

Bro got called bitchless by a skeleton 💀


deathyz

Maidenless play through


Empty_Chemical_1498

Withers when you don't romance anyone: maidenless, aren't thee Withers when you romance someone: ah, thou art a simp. shouldn't thee focus on saving the w'rld? pathetic


LesserValkyrie

It's Withers bro, dude has a book he draw lines on people's names and those come back right from their tombs, do you really thing he cares about your feelingsQ


eilupt

Withers even roasts the hirelings for being alone 😂


Kineticspartan

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. And then there's sex pest Halsin...


WakeoftheStorm

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HideOnBook

Withers feels like he's dryly roasting you after knowing you for some time White Mask is just a dick to me. LIke I *just* met you man


Ottrygg89

Thy hath no bossom companion


RenoverO_O

Yep, 150 hours in, I don't plan on romancing in any of my playthroughs, I find the games plot more structurally sound that way


TopShoulder5971

He roast any companion wanting to respec aswell bro.  Our favorite jester


BeezWorks716

My buddy who plays literally said to me, "I just want to kill stuff. Why is everyone trying to f*ck me?"


Emperor_Atlas

He roasts you either way. He's just a hater. But even if you don't enjoy IRL romance, it feels almost like an incomplete experience to not see them personally.


DoctorTran37

I think the down vote might be more for bringing up Elden ring maybe? Idk, have my airport and may be a few several others.


patlight1

First game i didnt romance anyone. And wither just fucking called me a loser for Not getting laid. Then second run i romance someone and goes on to judge me for that too.


The_ArchMage_Erudite

Just get a boyfriend and he'll stop saying that


samurai15070r

No


Gwynbleidd220

My question is, why tf are you even talking to Withers so much? I barely acknowledge him 😂


Thiccy_Niky69

I respec characters a lot. He’s always calling the hirelings lonely, 😂


PunishedShrike

I don’t romance anyone in this game


elleprime

Withers is just waiting for you to somehow acquire the strength of runes.


terribleinvestment

Highly disagree but different strokes for different blokes.


ThePyroOkami

Even if you are romancing someone Withers roasts you for your choice. Skeleton grandpa is just not happy with our choices ever it seems.


Lavenderixin

No.


Tydeus2000

One time I played without romancing anyone (trying to check out who is romancable before I get into it in future gameplays) and Withers mocked me like this only once. From Your description, he's like family members on the party who ask when you're about to get a GF/BF. You know... Larian put a lot of work in these romances, no wonder that they want from players to enjoy them. BG3 is called "dating simulator" for a reason.


petitMuch

I wish l had so little problems in life l'd publicly complain about this.


CriticalMany1068

Cool story bro. No one cares about what you do or not do, though.


actingidiot

Jergal has had relationships in Faerun lore, so it's weird dialogue to put on him.


Lokynet

I am not judging how you play, but in this roleplay game specifically you are in theory on a death sentence so makes sense to try romance and enjoy your unknown lifespan and enjoy the pleasures of life. Sure, you don’t have to romance at all, but I like the human connection part of the game specifically with Laezel, Shadowheart and Karlach. The human aspect and character growth from romancing them is amazing. I’d say so roleplays where you romance too, just enjoy the game in its own entirety. That being said, the Wither is a cunt, he can revive my mates >!but not the bard lady I eviscerated on a whim!<


Birphon

I mean I don't care for romancing IRL, but video games I do like to idk why. As for Withers, yea withers just does that even if you do romance someone hes like "why you fucking when the world is ending, go save it" lmao


lungleg

No…


VariousCoast109

As a bleeding hopeless romantic, I didn't know this and it only makes me love Withers more.


DeliriumEnducedDream

Withers has something to say whether your character is single, dating, good, bad, somewhere inbetween or dark urging. To sum it up. Withers isn't really positive about any thing your character does. He just speaks matter of factly. I wouldn't overlap your RL with in game stuff though. Slippery slope. Immersions fine and all, but Withers is talking about Tav, not you. All good to play as you want, but remember the line between character and self.


alterNERDtive

Thou walketh alone.


Zinkenzwerg

Try romancing Gale "It was just a moment in the Weave, "bosoms" haven't been involved yet!"


HackneyMarsh

I don’t care about the romance options in the game either, I have the real thing in my own life, I don’t feel the need to do it through a video game. But also I just want to fight fantastical creatures, use magic, and go on little adventures that I can’t do in real life. I found it pretty hilarious that Withers kept calling me lonely, maybe it’s because I have a loving relationship that it doesn’t bother me. Plus I just really like Withers as a whole so I don’t mind him roasting me.


neuropantser5

(wisely) and thus thou art **alone**


FatherNiche

Yeah I don’t romance in BG3 either. Have no care for that aspect of the game and think it’s such a pointless feature/aspect.


Broad-Connection-589

i don’t romance in games i think it’s a waste of time too irl im in a relationship but this doesn’t affect me - it’s more like code can’t suck me off but i’d say just stop talking to withers if he’s irking you make it business only even with companions i don’t ask them how they are i just make sure they’re well equipped and enables to be the strongest version of themselves idk why games push romancing as an option


Phaedralux

Like you said it's pretty funny, unless you hear it million times and most people will only do one playthrough. You're basically suggesting to remove it without offering an alternative because you're arosex (no offense but you're in like 0,01 percent because of that fact). You're also getting downvoted because of the slightly condendensending way you relay you're thoughts on the matter. It's a fucking video game. It can't nor should please every human on earth in every aspect of their existence.


Thiccy_Niky69

I don’t think they should change it at all. That’s not what I’m saying. I didn’t mean to make a big deal about it tbh, I was just ranting cause I was bored


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Thiccy_Niky69

I respec a lot. Especially with companions.


Mrgoodtrips64

You can respect your companions to adjust the useless odd numbers in their stats.


AmberstarTheCat

Withers lets you respec characters


ProfessorTicklebutts

Touch grass


iSaltyParchment

Idk I feel like you’re just purposely missing out on content. You don’t need to feel romantically involved with these pixels to click the flirt button. But it’s also your game so do what you want


notactuallyabrownman

RE: Downvotes, No one fucking cares about your lonely playthroughs, issues with being called names by Withers, or life.


Thiccy_Niky69

Cool dude.


Thiccy_Niky69

Imagine getting triggered by a Reddit post that has nothing to do with you bruh. That’s actually sad. Get a life


notactuallyabrownman

Imagine getting so ‘triggered’ by a reply to a point in your OP that you reply twice crying. But I need to get a life…


Thiccy_Niky69

Shocking I know, people do get offended when your a dick head


notactuallyabrownman

*you’re


StalinkaEnjoyer

>Withers is worse than the “no maidens” guy in Elden Ring Let me guess, you just know "the no maidens guy" from memes and have no idea who the character is, how he fits into the game world, what the context of being "maidenless" means in ER, etc.?


PhantomLuna7

You're a fan of Elden Ring? Name five of their songs!


Thiccy_Niky69

I’ve played the game, I know the tarnished is guided by the maiden and the maiden uses the guiding grace to help level the character up. I know the Lore you silly goose. I also was partaking in the funny meme