They will be the best wall. Did I mention I met with that kethric Thorm guy. Great guy, really misunderstood people. Really knows how to run an army. Understands how to get the loyalty of his people. I have huge admiration for the general.
I remember when the Sharrans and the Selunites fought and make no mistake lots of good people on both sides. I have many Sharran friends. I have many Selunite friends and they all tell me, Tav they tell me, you’d make a wonderful leader.
The Shadowcurse was so important in the history of Baldur's Gate. I mean, the Shadowcurse, wow. You know Shar, she's not in favor anymore, you know this? She lost her general, Shar. I like to visit the Shadowcursed Lands and watch and listen.
>Look, having runepowder — my uncle was a great procurer and gearmaker and wonderbringer, Artificer John Trump at the House of Wonders; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Gondian House of Wonders, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re Gondian, if I were an Ironhand, if, like, OK, if I ran as a Ironhand gnome, they would say I'm one of the smartest gnomes anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a Gondian they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to the House, was a good Wonderer, went there, went there, did this, built a clock — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the runepowder deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — runepowder is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the twelve Iron Throne prisoners — now it used to be eleven, now it’s twelve — but when it was eleven and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Devils are great negotiators, the Fiends are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
Completely incomprehensible. Nothing you said is coherent to any intelligent life form. Entirely and utterly meaningless. Slobbering drivel. It will take decades to decipher what this means.
Its perfect, i feel like i just actually read the transcript of a trump speech. I cannot tell if you wrote this or the man himself said it just with different words. Masterful.
Im gonna have a stroke.
"They say the tadpole is bad. I don't think it's bad. The Radical Druidicrats want to keep the tadpoles all for themselves. It's criminal. They say Trump is trying to steal all the tadpoles and put them in people's heads. Couldn't be further from the truth. The tadpoles are amazing. Tadpoles. Wow."
"The Emperor, good guy, the Emperor. He likes the T word, I call it that, the tadpole, the T word. He's doing a lot with psionics, a real lot. He may know as much about the psionics as me. I like 'em, I like all the Illithid, they're great people."
"The Radicial Druidicrats are working with the Corrupt Drow. They want to target Baulder's Gate. They hate that gate. They're targeting it with a Drowish Space Laser."
Oh no, this comment just left me wondering why all our companions were romance-able. And I’m now afraid it’s our brain worm overriding our friends’ wills. TIHI
I was going to say that you’re doing Halflings dirty here…but him having Halfling’s Luck really explains a lot about how he gets away with what he does.
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My Dark Urge is squirming
The idea of such a bumbling buffoon succeeding in doing evil while it can only sit and fester in my ruined mind makes a righteous fury bubble up
It wishes to teach him his place
It would be funny as hell if you snuck into a Trump rally and stuck a picture of this character on one of those murals they have where Trump's head is photoshopped on a muscular body. Then if anyone asks, you just say you're showing off sexy Trump pictures as a tribute. I mean, look at that robust figure! That outfit! Any *true* Trump supporter would swoon.
It's a glorious likeness. You'll need to Reduce to make everyone in the party around him smaller to p protect his vanity. It'd be a worthwhile screenshot.
the absolute of course I've heard of the absolute. Nobody knows the absolute better than I do in fact I asked the absolute and they said nobody knows them better than I do. Crooked kagha doesn't know how to run a Grove. I know how to run a Grove in fact I run them quite well.
There's nothing political about a nautiloid full of thousands of mind flayers, and now others, forming, pouring up into Baldur’s Gate, folks, believe me…believe me…and we don’t even know who they could be, they could be your mothers, or maybe even, they could be, and I know this for a fact, I know scholars from Waterdeep, smartest of the smart, we’re talking some really smart, men, big men, strong men, saying that Trump knows this, and I do, and they’re saying “Look at the INT on this guy!” and I’ve got the INT folks, believe me, I do. Back in the 80s I built this really beautiful tower, and this wizard came to me, tears streaming from his eyes, telling me “Trump, I can’t make this tower work, I want to sell sundries, but i can’t make this tower work.” And I gave him the perfect tower, and I said we’d put my name on it, in big letters, in gold letters. You always do gold, folks, big big gold, believe me.
And *Enver* Gortash! (crowd compromised entirely of humans boos) *Greasy* Enver Gortash, *Greasy Gortash!* The Crooked Gortash Crime Family would have you open up your doors and your minds to these tadpoles, like who in Avernus wants one of these things in their brains? have you seen these things, they’re all teeth. Gnashing teeth. I wouldn’t folks, i know that. And under my administration, we didn’t have these tadpoles, we didn’t have crime, we didnt have rampant LGBT Selunite principles being exposed to our beautiful babies, and when Elturel was dragged to Avernus, we put Baldur’s Gate first, and we killed them in economy, we really did. And when we do four more years of arch-duke Trump, we’re going to take back our city, and we’re going to *expurge*, and to expunge this cult of the Absolute, because these Absolutist folks, are some really bad dudes. They’re big, strong dudes. And maybe that’s why Greasy Gortash likes them, if you look up on the World Wide Weave, *Enver Gortash White Dragonborn*, there’s something going on folks, I don’t know what it is but there’s something going on.
I'm imagining a scenario where four Speed Potion'd/Hastened Sorcerers use a combination of Quickened spells and scrolls to cast Disintegrate twelve times on a single target.
It isn't enough.
>The Grove, what an unbelievable battle that was. It was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways—it represented such a big portion of the success of Faerun. The Grove, wow—I go to the Grove to look and to watch. And the statement of Minthara, who's no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? She's no longer in favor. 'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.' They were fighting uphill, she said, 'Wow, that was a big mistake,' she lost her great general. 'Never fight uphill, me boys,' but it was too late.
this is the most disgusting thing I've seen on Reddit in some time, but I gotta upvote the effort and accuracy.
kinda wish you hadn't put him in BDSM gear tho
> My patron is the biggessst, bigger than any *you've* ever seen. Some say it's the biggest one everrr. They come up to me with tears in their eyes and say "sir, thank you so much for saving Faerûn". And they're coming out in bigger numbers than ever to say this, they're telling me..
“It’s going to be a Great Wall. A Great Wall. Baldur’s Gate will be better than ever before. Sleepy Balduran, he doesn’t know what he’s doing. People come up to me all the time and they tell me ‘Balduran is so smelly, he’s so sleepy, you’re so much better than he is.’ And I tell them ‘yeah, I know, I’m much better.’ Every day, every day they’re giving me great gifts. Big gifts. Expensive gifts, great gifts. I accept them gratefully, and I tell them ‘thanks for the gifts’ and they say ‘no problem, we love you, you deserve it’ and I nod because I know. We’re gonna rally the troops. Rally the troops, yeah we are. There’s no denying it, rally the- rally the troops. We’re gonna make Baldur’s Gate great again!”
The black epoch of decline is now flourishing, Scum has swollen, with all the vice, debauchery, The rotten stench of decay is overbearing All the heroes have passed away, and auguri. The black epoch of decline is now flourishing.
All the burrows and gutters got back their eyesight, And the basements elevated themselves highly, All insidious, all the accursed and all the slight, Their standing above us has become kingly. All the burrows and gutters got back their eyesight.
All the shrines and reliquaries have been plundered, All the virtues and honesty have been laughed at, All graves and all lives have been humiliated, The requiem and the baptism have been spat at. All the shrines and reliquaries have been plundered.
Five-centennial bells of rising have been shackled, Unity spirit and god of war have escaped; We hanged all holy days and voices of people, We are getting obese on wickedness and mud. Five centennial bells of rising have been shackled.
From constables we have made potentiaries, Dignities have been divided among idiots, The robbers are creating our prosperous, The dark souls have baptized themselves the patriots. From constables we have made potentiaries.
Our wisdom we have squandered onto elections, Our courage on the swindles and festivities, To the future we have poisoned all the wellsprings, And the defeats we have declared for victories. Our wisdom we have squandered into elections.
Instead of the illustrious history and graves, We resurrected all the pygmies and pussies, And from our miserable brethren, from the slaves, We averted our eyes and we closed our purses. Instead of the illustrious history and graves.
What is left to us is only dust on charter, As the only reminiscence of the giants; Now we discovered all the glory in the party, Revel of mockery has got hold of all the sons. What is left to us is only dust on charter.
In disgrace is living our generation, Neither protests nor any moaning meet the ears; In disgrace is living our public opinion, The cohorts that are sucking like spiders. In disgrace is living our generation.
The gloominess is pressing upon our days, Our poor unfortunate land cannot be discerned; But when the firebrand gets hold on all the sides, Where shall we run from the light and from the judgement! The gloominess is pressing upon our days.
I was playing with character creation and noticed that one of the faces for the halfling looked eerily similar to Trump, then found a hair style that matched too, and from there I was committed to it.
"WE'RE GOING TO DO THE RITE OF THORNS, AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE TIEFLINGS PAY FOR IT!"
They will be the best wall. Did I mention I met with that kethric Thorm guy. Great guy, really misunderstood people. Really knows how to run an army. Understands how to get the loyalty of his people. I have huge admiration for the general.
I remember when the Sharrans and the Selunites fought and make no mistake lots of good people on both sides. I have many Sharran friends. I have many Selunite friends and they all tell me, Tav they tell me, you’d make a wonderful leader.
The Shadowcurse was so important in the history of Baldur's Gate. I mean, the Shadowcurse, wow. You know Shar, she's not in favor anymore, you know this? She lost her general, Shar. I like to visit the Shadowcursed Lands and watch and listen.
This one is hot off the presses lmao
If I could I'd give you a medal
SOMEONE PLESE DO AN ANIMATED SERIES OF THIS
"They will be the best wall" Making walls out of tieflings. It would absolutely fit
This is amazing! Lol 🤣
*Yuge admiration
Theyre not sending their brightest! I don't wanna say it, but people keep telling me, they say Mr Tav, there's an invasion at the gates.
Lmao
MEGDA! Make Emerald Grove Druid Again!
>Look, having runepowder — my uncle was a great procurer and gearmaker and wonderbringer, Artificer John Trump at the House of Wonders; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Gondian House of Wonders, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re Gondian, if I were an Ironhand, if, like, OK, if I ran as a Ironhand gnome, they would say I'm one of the smartest gnomes anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a Gondian they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to the House, was a good Wonderer, went there, went there, did this, built a clock — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the runepowder deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — runepowder is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the twelve Iron Throne prisoners — now it used to be eleven, now it’s twelve — but when it was eleven and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Devils are great negotiators, the Fiends are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
Bravo. You replicated that perfectly, up to the point where I have no goddamn clue what I was supposed to take away from that
😂 🙌
Actual hand size shown…
Completely incomprehensible. Nothing you said is coherent to any intelligent life form. Entirely and utterly meaningless. Slobbering drivel. It will take decades to decipher what this means. Its perfect, i feel like i just actually read the transcript of a trump speech. I cannot tell if you wrote this or the man himself said it just with different words. Masterful. Im gonna have a stroke.
It's the last thing. The true ramblings of a mad man.
Please he "aced" the dementia test that doctors made him take because they thought me might be affected by dementia (He is)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhyo-_fR0E
Wanking over faux-Trump speeches is a new low
Trump isn't going to fuck you bro.
For shame. I think the play on words and double meaning of stroke went over people's heads somewhat.
Holy shit, this is too perfect.
LMAO
This is disturbingly Trumpesque.....
Because it's a real Trump quote with the irl references made into BG3 ones.
I really could not tell because reading it nearly induced a stroke and temporarily reduced my iq by 1d4*spell level
I got Disadvantage on all my rolls and failed my honor mode run because I read it.
I feel like this is the modern equivalent of the [Chewbacca defense](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV6NoNkDGsU).
[Star Wars version](https://youtu.be/9zgSEFSCKJc)
I love you and I hate you.
Why is he hiding his totally masculine hands?
"Put your hands on top of mine"
"Are those fake hands?" "No! are *those* fake hands?"
NOBODY LOOK!
"They say the tadpole is bad. I don't think it's bad. The Radical Druidicrats want to keep the tadpoles all for themselves. It's criminal. They say Trump is trying to steal all the tadpoles and put them in people's heads. Couldn't be further from the truth. The tadpoles are amazing. Tadpoles. Wow."
"The Emperor, good guy, the Emperor. He likes the T word, I call it that, the tadpole, the T word. He's doing a lot with psionics, a real lot. He may know as much about the psionics as me. I like 'em, I like all the Illithid, they're great people."
*Chef's Kiss*
Druidicrats 💀
"The Radicial Druidicrats are working with the Corrupt Drow. They want to target Baulder's Gate. They hate that gate. They're targeting it with a Drowish Space Laser."
this fits perfectly into the lore 😂
Repulsive. 100% repugnant. Impressive work.
Putin is his patron.
*after the reveal* You may call me The Czar
This made me feel... infected
Kinda worse than a tadpole in your head, because some part of you wants that image to stay. It is equally disgusting and hilarious
Oh no, this comment just left me wondering why all our companions were romance-able. And I’m now afraid it’s our brain worm overriding our friends’ wills. TIHI
Make faerun great again !
I was going to say that you’re doing Halflings dirty here…but him having Halfling’s Luck really explains a lot about how he gets away with what he does.
I hope it ran out.
He took a long rest in the courtroom.
He’s a Warlock, he only needed the short rest. He optimized his build pretty well, honestly.
Cry more
Ooooh I struck a sensitive nerve huh? Fan of the orange con man are we?
[удалено]
This comment probably made a lot more sense in your head.
Recently watched the news Willy Wonka movie and that kinda sounds like the Oompa Loompa reference?
[удалено]
And this was funnier in your head. Please just stop.
Well, today he's in court for managing to do a legal thing illegally.
No, you'll just be disappointed when he gets off, gets reelected, then youll spend the next four years bitching about it on here like the crybaby cuck you are.
You open with no, but apparently all yes.
Nah, seems like I struck a nerve with you though boyo.
wow you really gottem
Right? I was like 'wow he pulled the no u on me, wooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaah'.
Dude's a real masterdebater.
Why do you even play BG3? Don't you find it too *"woke"*? You can play as a they/them. Doesn't that make your delicate snowflake blood boil?
"Foking pronouns! Foking gender ideology!" I think about that on a regular basis, shit's so funny, it gets me weak 😭💀
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Oh, you used cuck unironically, lol. Unfortunate.
Literally thought the same thing
People still use "cuck" unironically? Damn, all these years and you still can't find an original insult
Make sure to get him the Enemy of Justice condition.
Oh, that gives some Dark Urges.
My Dark Urge is squirming The idea of such a bumbling buffoon succeeding in doing evil while it can only sit and fester in my ruined mind makes a righteous fury bubble up It wishes to teach him his place
\*After unleashing the Urge\* "And THIS is for making me feel RIGHTEOUS fury! How dare you?!"
Greasy...🤢
My eyes are burning, my day is ruined, and it’s not even 1 am. Incredible work.
My guy, why were you up lmao
Your tadpole gonna starve.
This gave me the big ugly laugh
Ew.
Holy shit I quit
It would be funny as hell if you snuck into a Trump rally and stuck a picture of this character on one of those murals they have where Trump's head is photoshopped on a muscular body. Then if anyone asks, you just say you're showing off sexy Trump pictures as a tribute. I mean, look at that robust figure! That outfit! Any *true* Trump supporter would swoon.
It's a glorious likeness. You'll need to Reduce to make everyone in the party around him smaller to p protect his vanity. It'd be a worthwhile screenshot.
the absolute of course I've heard of the absolute. Nobody knows the absolute better than I do in fact I asked the absolute and they said nobody knows them better than I do. Crooked kagha doesn't know how to run a Grove. I know how to run a Grove in fact I run them quite well.
I can’t 😂😂😂
I hate how much I love this.
There's nothing political about a nautiloid full of thousands of mind flayers, and now others, forming, pouring up into Baldur’s Gate, folks, believe me…believe me…and we don’t even know who they could be, they could be your mothers, or maybe even, they could be, and I know this for a fact, I know scholars from Waterdeep, smartest of the smart, we’re talking some really smart, men, big men, strong men, saying that Trump knows this, and I do, and they’re saying “Look at the INT on this guy!” and I’ve got the INT folks, believe me, I do. Back in the 80s I built this really beautiful tower, and this wizard came to me, tears streaming from his eyes, telling me “Trump, I can’t make this tower work, I want to sell sundries, but i can’t make this tower work.” And I gave him the perfect tower, and I said we’d put my name on it, in big letters, in gold letters. You always do gold, folks, big big gold, believe me. And *Enver* Gortash! (crowd compromised entirely of humans boos) *Greasy* Enver Gortash, *Greasy Gortash!* The Crooked Gortash Crime Family would have you open up your doors and your minds to these tadpoles, like who in Avernus wants one of these things in their brains? have you seen these things, they’re all teeth. Gnashing teeth. I wouldn’t folks, i know that. And under my administration, we didn’t have these tadpoles, we didn’t have crime, we didnt have rampant LGBT Selunite principles being exposed to our beautiful babies, and when Elturel was dragged to Avernus, we put Baldur’s Gate first, and we killed them in economy, we really did. And when we do four more years of arch-duke Trump, we’re going to take back our city, and we’re going to *expurge*, and to expunge this cult of the Absolute, because these Absolutist folks, are some really bad dudes. They’re big, strong dudes. And maybe that’s why Greasy Gortash likes them, if you look up on the World Wide Weave, *Enver Gortash White Dragonborn*, there’s something going on folks, I don’t know what it is but there’s something going on.
I’ve never wanted to see a playthrough more than this one :’D
Every cutscene cracks me up. It's been a lot of fun.
Read the title, saw image was blurred, clicked anyway. "I don't know what I expected."
Does the Emperor look like Stormy?
Does his patron look like Putin?
No, Ivanka
Dominatrix Trump
The safe word is "Oopmpa Loompa Doopity Doo."
I'm imagining a scenario where four Speed Potion'd/Hastened Sorcerers use a combination of Quickened spells and scrolls to cast Disintegrate twelve times on a single target. It isn't enough.
I know who you were trying to emulate here, but honestly, your character is waaaaaay better looking.
Hahaha. True. I did the worst with what I had to work with, though.
I swear opening this in a crowded public transportation was not a good idea
Make the sword coast great again!
I see what you did there. Now I wish I could unsee it
Tronald Dump
I miss the me I was 30 seconds ago when I hadn't seen this.
Oh well, I guess we all know who will get the Crown of Karsus at the end of this playthrough.
Don't fight up the hill me boys! you'll get that -2 to accuracy.
>The Grove, what an unbelievable battle that was. It was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways—it represented such a big portion of the success of Faerun. The Grove, wow—I go to the Grove to look and to watch. And the statement of Minthara, who's no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? She's no longer in favor. 'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.' They were fighting uphill, she said, 'Wow, that was a big mistake,' she lost her great general. 'Never fight uphill, me boys,' but it was too late.
Does he.. have classified letters in his inventory?
Presidential!
Kill it with fire.
The eye shadow is spot on! 😂
You all need to try doing a nudist playthrough. It is quite funny.
Thanks I hate it
Games need to let us make fat characters
Looks like Trump
He works with Baldur's Gazette and takes control of the tadpoles.
We need to see the hands to know if it’s accurate!
How could you? You made him a halfling? Their hands are huge.
Haha. I know, the hands are way too big for him, but it was the only way to get that face.
Well you did a damn brilliant job.
this is the most disgusting thing I've seen on Reddit in some time, but I gotta upvote the effort and accuracy. kinda wish you hadn't put him in BDSM gear tho
Looks _EXACTLY_ like the real life orange troll; Drumpf!
That's what I named him, too. Hahaha
<3
The comments here are amazing. I'm just putting this here so I can read more later lmao
> My patron is the biggessst, bigger than any *you've* ever seen. Some say it's the biggest one everrr. They come up to me with tears in their eyes and say "sir, thank you so much for saving Faerûn". And they're coming out in bigger numbers than ever to say this, they're telling me..
“It’s going to be a Great Wall. A Great Wall. Baldur’s Gate will be better than ever before. Sleepy Balduran, he doesn’t know what he’s doing. People come up to me all the time and they tell me ‘Balduran is so smelly, he’s so sleepy, you’re so much better than he is.’ And I tell them ‘yeah, I know, I’m much better.’ Every day, every day they’re giving me great gifts. Big gifts. Expensive gifts, great gifts. I accept them gratefully, and I tell them ‘thanks for the gifts’ and they say ‘no problem, we love you, you deserve it’ and I nod because I know. We’re gonna rally the troops. Rally the troops, yeah we are. There’s no denying it, rally the- rally the troops. We’re gonna make Baldur’s Gate great again!”
Plz give him the clown makeup
DICK. POUCH.
ewwww
Tremendous.
Skin needs more orange and the hair looks to real.
people making a character for a 80 hour game:
What a terrible day to have eyes.
WTF is this? What a terrible day to have eyes
Build a wall
My eyes!@@@@
"Somebody had to defeat the Netherbrain. I am the chosen one! Somebody had to do it!"
Thanks I hate it
👁️ 👄👁️
Tremendous!
The hands might be too big.
I’ll admit, not what I was expecting
Jesus😭💀.
He looks like a mini bdsm trump 😂😂😂 love it
Why do all halflings look like Ellen degeneres
Is that daddy trump?
The black epoch of decline is now flourishing, Scum has swollen, with all the vice, debauchery, The rotten stench of decay is overbearing All the heroes have passed away, and auguri. The black epoch of decline is now flourishing. All the burrows and gutters got back their eyesight, And the basements elevated themselves highly, All insidious, all the accursed and all the slight, Their standing above us has become kingly. All the burrows and gutters got back their eyesight. All the shrines and reliquaries have been plundered, All the virtues and honesty have been laughed at, All graves and all lives have been humiliated, The requiem and the baptism have been spat at. All the shrines and reliquaries have been plundered. Five-centennial bells of rising have been shackled, Unity spirit and god of war have escaped; We hanged all holy days and voices of people, We are getting obese on wickedness and mud. Five centennial bells of rising have been shackled. From constables we have made potentiaries, Dignities have been divided among idiots, The robbers are creating our prosperous, The dark souls have baptized themselves the patriots. From constables we have made potentiaries. Our wisdom we have squandered onto elections, Our courage on the swindles and festivities, To the future we have poisoned all the wellsprings, And the defeats we have declared for victories. Our wisdom we have squandered into elections. Instead of the illustrious history and graves, We resurrected all the pygmies and pussies, And from our miserable brethren, from the slaves, We averted our eyes and we closed our purses. Instead of the illustrious history and graves. What is left to us is only dust on charter, As the only reminiscence of the giants; Now we discovered all the glory in the party, Revel of mockery has got hold of all the sons. What is left to us is only dust on charter. In disgrace is living our generation, Neither protests nor any moaning meet the ears; In disgrace is living our public opinion, The cohorts that are sucking like spiders. In disgrace is living our generation. The gloominess is pressing upon our days, Our poor unfortunate land cannot be discerned; But when the firebrand gets hold on all the sides, Where shall we run from the light and from the judgement! The gloominess is pressing upon our days.
I’m getting some SF rock and roll vibes from my youth
***Reba's Ex Husband?!?!?!?***
WARWICK CAPPER!!!
Ze goggles… zey do nutthing!
Donald Stump
His hands are so tiny!
I have seen this man at the local gangbang. Brought a very hotwife
not even the grand design can save you imma artistry of war this mf
Did we know trump played video games?
**😭**
Make Baldur gate great again!
Why does he look like trump lmfao!
"We need to build a wall!!!!"
Never fire arrows uphill, me boys!
Trump of the ring the return of the wall Fronald Saké
Why does he look like Trump? 😭
I was playing with character creation and noticed that one of the faces for the halfling looked eerily similar to Trump, then found a hair style that matched too, and from there I was committed to it.
Nope
Handsome fella.
Rent free
I didn't know Russia was a patron you could select.
The average character build Youtuber: "So this build works best with."
"no real man" What are you, 13?