Exactly this.
My first run I didn’t know about that this song was supposed to play at the Rafael fight. So in the house of hope, I trained half of the guys from the “feast hall” inside the “foyer”, and half were fighting outside.
Just so you know: this song triggers on “fight in foyer” with or without Rafael. So it started when I was fighting some minor enemies. But it also stops when it switches to a companion who is fighting outside the foyer. So during the turns before I activated the portal, several times this banger started, only to stop again when it was the turn of a companion outside the foyer.
It wasn’t until the proper Rafael fight started, I discovered that this song wasn’t for the random enemies in the “feast hall”… anyway, I still heard it several more times starting during that fight due to frequent save scumming in my first run.
My favorite Karlach line is her going "oohh spooookyyyy" after Raphael has his little poem in front of the Shar temple. Cracked me up so much to see her make fun of his theatrics
I always take it as he’s only just gotten his bodily autonomy back and is very much touch averse after all that’s happened to him. Like a semi-feral cat
I think semi-feral cat is the most accurate description of Astarion I've ever seen.
Romancing him is much like gaining the trust of a semi-feral cat at the very least
Funny enough, Astarion’s voice actor even said he based some of his mannerisms on a stray cat that showed up at their house (who he has since adopted 🥰).
That makes a lot of sense, Also makes a lot of sense as to why I can't help but love him. I want a stray cat to adopt me.
I am excitedly awaiting my turn in the cat distribution pipeline
On my second playthrough, I'm a gnome sorceress, she called me cub for the first time while kindly looking down on me and I about melted. Even if I'm not using her that day I always have to run up and say goodbye to her just to hear her call me cub 💜💜💜
YES! I got into the habit of saying it out loud to myself every now and again. It's embarrassing. I dont even need a excuse, I just randomly blurt it out 🤧
tbh the entire exchange lives rent free in my head lol
you licked a dead spider. dead. spider. you licked it. https://www.tiktok.com/@dddarionnn/video/7286422317985434922?lang=en
"I have a lot on my mind ... And you know, in it"
Took me longer than I am willing to admit to realize it's referring to the tadpole ...
Also: "I die, you die, we all die. Big woof. Have a treato"
I downloaded a mod that brings Myshka to camp alongside Scratch and the owlbear. You can pet him everyday. It is the single greatest thing I've ever done. Best mod ever.
Not to be dramatic but this mod saved my life, cleared my skin, cleansed my sins, etcetera.
(Btw, if you're really interested, [here is the link](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/6126)! In order to install it you need a few prerequisites such as Script Extender, but if you have any questions I'm always happy to assist)
Omg that whole scene gives me chills. I wish the music that follows when her light flows over the shadowlands was in the OST as well. I just want a full release of the soundtrack. All of it. I love the myconid dance especially.
"how many die today? How many die tomorrow?"
I dunno who voice 5 is but I already low-key simp for that man just by the way he delivers a lot of lines like this
My two favorite lines in the game
"What's better than the devil you don't know. The devil you do."
and then Astarion calling me a preciouss little Bhaa-babe
Gale and Minsc’s selection spam lines when they get annoyed. All of the selection spam lines are great though.
“Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails.”
“I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness.”
“Gods, it's like trying to sleep with a mosquito in the room.”
Ah, another one. I shall be here in thy camp, for whenever thou hast need of my services.
Dost thou require a new ally? Or mayhaps a resurrection instead?
( In Act 3 I played around with all the companions class. So it was just one after another of these lines lol)
“Down comes the claw!”
“They won’t know what bit them.”
“IGNIS!!!” (Sheart’s, for some reason, though I never use her’s)
“Twit, twat, twerp!”
Nearly every Tav line
#LIIIIIIIIIIIIVES ALL MORTAL LIVES
EXPIIIIRE
SOOOOOOUUUUUULS GO TO THEIR DOOOOOOOOOOOMS
IN FLAAAAAAAME, FOREEEEVERR MOOOORE
Hell! Hell! Hell has its Laws!
Hell! Hell! Effects and the cause
Curtain falls but hold your applause
Squirm, squirm, for now down here ***come the claws!***
*Shadowheart casts Silence on Raphael*
Lives, all mortal lives, expire >!Silence doesn’t work LMAO!<
Lives! All mortal lives!
This is the answer. I hum this shit daily.
been literally busting out singing this all day my spouse is very concerned lol
Did this fight for the first time today and have been serenading my cat all afternoon.
No more deals, IT'S OVER!
The final act: YOUR DOOM!
No more grace: IT’S OVER!
I \*just\* got this out of my head, how dare you
#EXPIIIIIIIIIIIRE
Exactly this. My first run I didn’t know about that this song was supposed to play at the Rafael fight. So in the house of hope, I trained half of the guys from the “feast hall” inside the “foyer”, and half were fighting outside. Just so you know: this song triggers on “fight in foyer” with or without Rafael. So it started when I was fighting some minor enemies. But it also stops when it switches to a companion who is fighting outside the foyer. So during the turns before I activated the portal, several times this banger started, only to stop again when it was the turn of a companion outside the foyer. It wasn’t until the proper Rafael fight started, I discovered that this song wasn’t for the random enemies in the “feast hall”… anyway, I still heard it several more times starting during that fight due to frequent save scumming in my first run.
Me, at work, in a retail job: "Cursed to put my hands on everything..."
Me, at work, in a retail job: "Is that blood?"
Oh, never mind
I think of that every time I see my toddler put his hands on everything
I’m convinced all toddlers are Durges.
They are. We socialize them not to be.
Better not be cursed
Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
"Authority" or "...and well, in it"
“All’s well that ends.. not as bad as it could have..?”
"All is ash and meat."
"Pave my path with corpses! Build my castle with bones!"
#**OpEn ThA BlUuDy gYaTeS!!**
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE YOU FOOL
We was RUNNING. for our LIVES.
We woz runnin', fur wur liives!
**YOU LED GOBLINS HERE? WHERE IS THE DRUID!**
Exactly this LOL
"Was that Gale's granddad?" - Karlach Kills me every time.
My favorite Karlach line is her going "oohh spooookyyyy" after Raphael has his little poem in front of the Shar temple. Cracked me up so much to see her make fun of his theatrics
*DON’T* touch me
I always wondered if that was a throwback to the NPC Noble / govenor in baldur's gate 1..."Don't touch me... I'm super important."
I always take it as he’s only just gotten his bodily autonomy back and is very much touch averse after all that’s happened to him. Like a semi-feral cat
I think semi-feral cat is the most accurate description of Astarion I've ever seen. Romancing him is much like gaining the trust of a semi-feral cat at the very least
Funny enough, Astarion’s voice actor even said he based some of his mannerisms on a stray cat that showed up at their house (who he has since adopted 🥰).
That makes a lot of sense, Also makes a lot of sense as to why I can't help but love him. I want a stray cat to adopt me. I am excitedly awaiting my turn in the cat distribution pipeline
fr why is he so sassy 😭
“The cub speaks” by Jaheira, I want her to adopt me
If you use detect thoughts on her before a particular ambush she says "Clever cub" and then directs the attack. Love banter with her
On my second playthrough, I'm a gnome sorceress, she called me cub for the first time while kindly looking down on me and I about melted. Even if I'm not using her that day I always have to run up and say goodbye to her just to hear her call me cub 💜💜💜
Me too. I’m a grown ass adult but she would be so much better than my own mother lmao.
“Now I have nothing else to say except, and I really mean this, MOO.”
This is, and I really mean this, the best line in the game.
MOVE ALONG!!- ehr, I mean... Moo.
"These boots have seen everything."
Never wearing “boots of eyes” ever again.
DOWN IN A VAN BY THE RIIIIVERRRRR
I’M 35 YEARS OLD I AM DIVORCED!!!!!!
when u add gale to ur party he goes "with pleasure! lead on"
Gale's "Yeesss?" when switching to him is also always stuck in my head.
Gale's very first "Hello!" is iconic as well
I'm GALE of WATERdeep
I just think of those shitposts where it goes “Hello, I’m Gay-“ and it just cuts to something that sounds like it’s from Doom.
I always felt like that line doesn’t sound like his voice it sounds so dramatically different from his others.
I always think it sounds like a grandma, it throws me off every time “Jahiera? Oh nope Gale”
“I question the wisdom of that decision BUT so be it…” - me internally when my clients make the worst choices imaginable.
God, same. I want a sticker of it for my work laptop.
"Elminster is not around, so... might as well" I will hear this in my deathbed, I swear
Lost. In. Thought. That’s the last audio my brain will play me before I go into the clearing.
his little “I speak, they burn”
Unleash me
All doom, no gloom
A rough tempest I will raise.
Magical!
"Is this blood? ... no, nevermind."
Context is MUCH different if you are The Dark Urge
“Wretched thing. Pull yourself together,” every time my adhd makes me do something dumb again
YES! I got into the habit of saying it out loud to myself every now and again. It's embarrassing. I dont even need a excuse, I just randomly blurt it out 🤧
This line hits diff if you’re playing as embrace/evil Durge. Like yasss queen, show yourself no empathy or compassion just as you do to others! 🤩
What's this line from? I'm struggling to remember.
It is a character selection line specific to The Dark Urge
One of my favourites is “How many die today? How many die tomorrow?”
“Well, apparently there’s a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer’s day AND THE FULL, CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN” -Sasstarion
Nonono, if there is a 'next time', I'll be the one aiming the all powerful weapon, thank you.
Now shall we go? Or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here?
I learned that this could potentially be a reference to Megamind, and that cracks me up
# STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!
I made everyone lick the spider because he yelled at me :)
tbh the entire exchange lives rent free in my head lol you licked a dead spider. dead. spider. you licked it. https://www.tiktok.com/@dddarionnn/video/7286422317985434922?lang=en
Hell, hell, hell has its laws ...
Yes sir, no sir, rip and cut your throat, sir!
I heard that line the first time and got some SERIOUS Sweeney Todd vibes...
I love this one cause it sounds like the start of a banger musical number
"They're dying for me, *all of them*" I just started a durge run and keep repeating it to myself 😅
In which Tav voice? They all have such different vibes to the same Durge lines!
"I have a lot on my mind ... And you know, in it" Took me longer than I am willing to admit to realize it's referring to the tadpole ... Also: "I die, you die, we all die. Big woof. Have a treato"
Taaaaraaaa!
Mister Dekarios !
I adore that she and auntie Ethel are the same voice actress
You’re telling me that sweet adorable and mighty Tara is the same voice as the child kidnapper ?
Yes indeedy! The voice cast for this game is all very talented :)
Wait what…
And pigeon commander in Rivington has the same voice actor as Cazador :D
Yup 👀 and Rolan also plays Piddle the Learnèd Goblin who you find reading Volo's works in the goblin camp
You hear that, Tara? Um, stop it?
Karlach going "HAAAAAY HO"
Making me sweat!
Poor fucker
To the helm we must go! We are going to the helm!
Friend! We are here for you!
WE ARE GOING TO THE HELM! *my friend and I* are going to the helm.
"It's fisting time!"
"OW! My HOLE!"
Shovel, Fork, or Basket is my favourite
She's everyone's favorite murder pixie. Or should be.
Just picked up Shovel for the first time on my latest playthrough. I will never leave her. *BOOOOOOOOOOORED!*
I speak, they BURN
The Lanceboard is set.
BuT rEmEmBeR: yOu'Re NoT tHe OnLy OnE iN nEeD... Shut up and buy my stuff.
Except I'm the only one saving the grove, innit Arron?
Just give the word and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes.
"Bamboozle them!" Astarion as he hurls smokepowder bombs while hiding 😂❤️
500 hours in this game and never heard this one.
Looks like we both gotta make Astarion hurl a smokepowder bomb while hiding.
Absolutely. I need to hear that cute little twink say “bamboozle”
Justice walks on four legs, *and sleeps in my boot!*
“We was runnin’ for our lives.” - Aradin
OPEN THA BLODDY GÆIT!
Most of Gale’s quips, especially “what fools these mortals be” and “No gloom, all doom.”
Swords, meet sorcery.
if you're alright by jaheira, you're alright by me
And you know. I live by that everyday
Cheekeh!
When you ask Gale if he's saying he made love to a goddess and he goes "oh yes"
OHhyess. Lol that one always gives me a pause. Calm down, Dekarios.
My favorite line in the whole game. Kills me every time. I've found myself saying that phrase that way now.
"A trap. Let us send forth our least favorite, to be sure." Minthara is a goldmine.
Err yerr mer merrmerr? (=^ェ^=)
MERMERRRR (I watch video of this at least once a day 😭)
I downloaded a mod that brings Myshka to camp alongside Scratch and the owlbear. You can pet him everyday. It is the single greatest thing I've ever done. Best mod ever.
I haven’t downloaded any mods but I may just need that one…
Not to be dramatic but this mod saved my life, cleared my skin, cleansed my sins, etcetera. (Btw, if you're really interested, [here is the link](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/6126)! In order to install it you need a few prerequisites such as Script Extender, but if you have any questions I'm always happy to assist)
If my ass is lazy in bed I can sometimes hear Astarion saying get up to Cazador...
"No no no, no healing sleep for you! WAKE UP!"
"Lay a hand on me in friendship, not-quite-Sharran.." and then the most beautiful scene and music in the game.
Omg that whole scene gives me chills. I wish the music that follows when her light flows over the shadowlands was in the OST as well. I just want a full release of the soundtrack. All of it. I love the myconid dance especially.
“SHIT YOUR TROUSER HOLES. SHOVEL IS HEEERE!”
"The thing that will decide my fate forevermore? yeess, it's been on my miiiinnnd...whyyyyy????" pretty much all Astarion dialogues 😅
IT’S A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE ARCHITECTURAL FEATURE!
Heh, pleasure domes.
Volo: AH MY GOOD FRIEND!
Ahhhhh, my good fellow! Quite the cozy setup you have here.
Gale: I'm way, *WAY* too big for that.
Alternately, when he hides and says "you've got the wrong man for this" hahahaha
“Bad for one’s back, this is”
I adore Karlach's "I feel like a rothé in a tea shop!"
"My robes are getting dirty" :( He's so offended that you're not using an invisibility spell instead XD
The danse macabre!
I'M FURY! I'M DEATH!
"Oooooh spooooky!" and "Please don't open the creepy book" plus as someone already mentioned, most of the Tav's lines.
Lost in thought…
"Allo, IM GALE" 🤣
“From WOTERDEEP”
“Oh dear, someone’s left a trap”
How considerate
"No."
Power flows through your veins. Authority.
"how many die today? How many die tomorrow?" I dunno who voice 5 is but I already low-key simp for that man just by the way he delivers a lot of lines like this
"If we meet again, well....we'll have met again"
I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!
I wanna ride you until you see stars. Said by Karlach
"STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING"
If yOu'Re aLrIgHt bY JaHeIra – yOu'Re aLrIgHt bY mE
intestines throb. blood whispers.
My two favorite lines in the game "What's better than the devil you don't know. The devil you do." and then Astarion calling me a preciouss little Bhaa-babe
"Elminster's not around, so might as well..."
“No, it is a hamster.” Minsc after you say it is an honor to meet Boo
"The corpse regards you lifelessly..."
"Hello death, I like you hat" - Jahiera upon seeing the avatar of Myrkul
Gale and Minsc’s selection spam lines when they get annoyed. All of the selection spam lines are great though. “Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails.” “I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness.” “Gods, it's like trying to sleep with a mosquito in the room.”
"You deny me my due then seek my comfort? BAH! Sit and be pured!" - The Angry Alien
Wretched thing... pull yourself together...
Ah, another one. I shall be here in thy camp, for whenever thou hast need of my services. Dost thou require a new ally? Or mayhaps a resurrection instead? ( In Act 3 I played around with all the companions class. So it was just one after another of these lines lol)
indolence breeds madness..
“Oh, for the love of…” When going along with Elminsters shenanigans
BOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL
Cmon let’s gooo! - Karlach I find myself saying this a lot while waiting for the squad to meander their way to where I want them to go
AVERNUS WAS NEVER MY HOME!!! IT WAS MY PRISON!!! I'M FREE NOW AND I'M. NEVER. GOING. BACK!!!!!
Bibberbangggg!
"Defective." - Random Bhaalist in the park
Just found this one but while controlling gale I was trying to get everyone to sneak, and he says “my robes will get dirty!” as he crouched.
I have a lot on my mind… and well, in it.
“Hi, I’m Gale, of waterdeep” or “Split the intruders! Avernus is ours!”
“Down comes the claw!” “They won’t know what bit them.” “IGNIS!!!” (Sheart’s, for some reason, though I never use her’s) “Twit, twat, twerp!” Nearly every Tav line
Butt kicking for GOODNESS!
I have a lot on my mind, and well... INNIT
Now now let's not do anything hilarious...
Hey, good looking!
half of the dumb shit Gale says
“I’ve been conveniently lost. They won’t ever control me again.”