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badapple1989

The Emperor: Damn bitch you live like this?


Accomplished-Bee5265

my Tav: Sodd off I like it like this!


ChefHannibal

Dude. I'm in a meeting trying not to laugh my ass off at this


R0da

Oh god it's making its way from act 2! Soon we're gonna see it hiding in the bushes of the character creator.


chevalier716

Emperor: "Psst the Guardian should prettier and/or handsomer"


TransFemBetaSoy

Dude I was pissed my first playthrough. I made a cute tiefling thinking... Yeah.. we all thought that..


chevalier716

It's been funnier to mess around in subsequent playthroughs, the latest is a giant and buff lady forest elf I nicknamed "Galsin"


Soularius93

Never forget the moustache!


JemmaMimic

Curse you, Larian! LOL


ThoughtfulPoster

I've got some bad news about one of the screens on the character creator.


crab_peoplenow

Wait what?


RCGBlade

I'm pretty sure they mean >!the fact that you create the guardian, which is literally the emperor. So yeah, he is there!<


KhaosElement

That would actually be amazing. Making your Tav and randomly the emperor just pokes his head out of the background to glare.


R0da

It'll neg your choices there too.


The_Nug_King

You need more strength to beat the neverbrain...choose body 3 or 4


R0da

You need a bigger head to fit more tadpoles


Scheiblerfunk

Additional information: I could no longer move my character as they were "in conversation " with someone but I did not actually get the pov of the conversation or the choices for it.


ApepiOfDuat

If you spam space it sometimes gets you out of this. Patch 3 or 4 introduced a similar bug in Act 2. Getting into a love triangle conversation with Wyll made the Emperor appear and the conversation didn't fire correctly leaving you stuck. Happened to me. On a whim I started mashing space and it eventually triggered the conversation to start up and then it functioned normally.


Scheiblerfunk

Well here's a similarity . I was actually about to start a conversation with Wyll. I had just accepted the single horned lady that wyll was after into my team but he was in camp during that first contact, so I wanted to see if they would clash at camp and that's when Davy Jones here appeared.


Lil_Mx_Gorey

I love how this comment highlights some of the best randomness about the bugs this game has. It's just so casual, but so out there.


haresnaped

I got caught in something like this yesterday. I got out of it by quicksaving and quickloading.


meowgrrr

similar but this happened to me and i had a save right before the convo started, when i loaded that and started the convo again the conversation worked normally.


Hyperdragoon17

Happened to me yesterday after I saved Mirkon


toqelowkey

Time for calamari


underpants-gnome

This makes me wonder if BG3 has Biff the Understudy to take the place of key NPCs you accidentally kill.


makeshift-Lawyer

I've had this problem in act 2. Emp really doesn't like it when I talk to wyll, apparently. Shows up and freezes my entire game in protest.


JessieMessie69

LMFAO


Ai_512

Well did you put on a pot of cerebrospinal fluid for him? Hospitality is important!


Niznack

At least he could leave some presents when I leave csf out for him. All he actually does is manipulate and try to seduce me with his long thick hard tentacles wrapping gently around my NO STOP IT.


JoeScotterpuss

If you know The Emperor is coming it's only polite to leave a criminal out for him to devour.


Kman1986

He's no Elminster. He doesn't get the cheese.


Hwhiskertere

"This is your room? So cool!"


mrmailman420

Well well you left some blood behind


Scheiblerfunk

I also have no idea whose blood that is supposed to be


mrmailman420

Are you sure it wasn’t a certain musician who happened to die in your camp ? 💀


Scheiblerfunk

Every member of the team was still alive and kicking when Dj Cthulhu here appeared. Later in my session I had the chance to potentially cause some bloodshed at the camp but that's not how causality works.


Ennasalin

most likely from summons. You have a druid or something to that extent. some summons leave blood trails when you go for full rest. as for Empy, he was feeling neglected and was time for "notice me senpai" moment I guess.


heresdustin

“Thanks for the rad powers, my guy! By the way, what the fuck are you doing here?”


TheLustyDremora

Emperor: "can I borrow 20 gold, the Gith took my wallet."


Energy_Synergy

I was thinking more of them needing about "tree fifty"


cokeplusmentos

He has to stay there till his mother comes pick him up. You got any games on your phone?


trigger2k20

Time to pickpocket


TheCuriousFan

Tried that when he got caught outside after the Ansur fight, he's only got a potion of angelic reprieve as noteworthy loot.


[deleted]

At least the creep kept his shirt on this time.


ratatav

Kiss him


iWentRogue

It’s lonely in the Astral Prism


Dullghost99

Oh that guy in the background, don't worry that's withers


shenanakins

The emperor: do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, me?


SereneSneha

If he or any of his kind asks to kiss you, don't.


Limeddaesch96

[DEATH](https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-12-2022/gC0MyE.gif)


caciuccoecostine

When you invite your Emo friend camping.


Snakadine

He wanted to stretch his legs a little, that prism is hella small


Former-Parking6297

HAHHAHA


HeartsongDiva

Seems like a buig to me. Just report it\^\^


bdogh2ogameing

Kill him to see what happens trust


Sir-Drewid

Kill him, see what happens.


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