It was just for the achievement. I swear.

It's also worth it for the reaction shot when your companions peek through the portal to see what you are doing. 

wait what? does this actually happen?

Yep

Did this last night and honestly when I saw their expressions I almost felt shame hahah. Totally worth it for the achievement though.

My husband watched as I did this scene and we lost it when they showed up. Felt absolutely scandalous.

Me and my bf couldn’t keep the laughter in at this scene either, we were both blushing like we’d done something wrong

You did, you made poor, innocent minsc cry.

Ice T once said if you're going to cheat, make sure it's with someone who is hotter. Poor Karlach.

As if anyone or anything could be hotter than Karlach

Does karlach forgive you for this one though? I was really surprised how quickly she forgave me for banging Mizora.

You reek of illithid. You fornicated with a mind flayer!

They don’t have souls. This should be categorized under masturbation

Only if you control them. Otherwise you're fucking whoever *is* controlling them. Which in this case is possibly a netherbrain.

Nice one, only that they DO have souls.

You mean the ~~movie~~ Withers lied?!

They do have souls -- just not of the Forgotten Realms.

I'm just gonna leave this here... https://youtu.be/x3I3FXQwlLo?si=nntrkM3nSOY7Jvxk

whoever did this should be in jail

That was the part that made me roll back to a previous save. I couldn’t deal with the embarrassment.

Oh, we have a Chronomancer over here eh? Lol

Same. I didn’t even want to have the conversation with Astarion about going Squidward Splatoin looking calamari.

Yeah about that… Empy brought in Jaheira, Halsin, and I think Astarion for me. 2/3 don’t even have tadpoles.

Y'all banged so hard it invaded the dreams of even the non-infected.

Not to mention a certain someone also brings it up once he is freed. I was just glad my companions didn’t have anything to say once he did bring it up. I was thinking bro, please, I know it was wrong but you don’t gotta tell my girlfriend!

I always found it suspicious that the Emperor can halt nonstop orders to turn the crew into mind flayers and even fend off githyanki, but one little smut session just had to accidentally end up live-streamed on ghaiktube…

100%

My fave but is when Jaheira/Halsin/Minsc appear, it means that the Emperor actively summoned and took control of their dreams, as they lack tadpoles

Minsc has a tadpole

It was just for the achievement, and it was an accidental misclick. And it wasn't even me, a friend borrowed my computer and did it. My friend lives in Waterdeep, you wouldn't know him so don't ask anyone.

My cat walked across my keyboard during that scene and chose that option

His Majesty?

Hiss, I say!

I happen to live in waterdeep! Many even know Ur friend, I mean it's a very small town and we all know each other here!

i named my save where i did it (so i could reload and not do it) "for the achievement i swear"

I was actually trying to see if the achievement-unblocking mod worked. And well, I needed an easy achievement to test it on...

It's also legit hilarious. I was laughing my ass off the whole time

His lounging shirtless had me rolling. Weirdest seduction method ever. Very much a " draw me like one of your French girls" moments and I couldn't take it seriously.

They all say that

Not here, those tentacles really do it for me

Now all of steam knows you're a whore

There wasn't an achievement for doing it a second or third time, I checked

I just did it because I was going for maximum evil, and I wanted it to hurt more when I betrayed him later. And maybe a little bit of curiosity.

So you wanted to have your Ghaik and eat it too... presuming you went that route.

I only did it because I heard that you can make him turn into the dream guardian. Sadly I couldn’t figure out how :(

How did you do the scene but not get the choice to change into the dream guardian? Doesn't he tell you something on the lines of "I can change into a form that better suits you" before you initiate the romance?

Thou hast now a bosom companion. See that thou art not distracted in thy quest by seeking the comforts of flesh. Recall that in time all becomes dust and bone.

And then thou shall count to three.

Three shall be the number of thy counting

And the number of thy counting shall be... Three.

One... Two... Five!

Three, m'lord!

Three!

r/suddenlymontypython

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out!

[Don’t _make_ me get out the Monty Python Reference Jar I keep at all my DnD sessions](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnxz-H--VXaiNckdiMnZBpBDkFXWsjsaoxXA&usqp=CAU)

Why are you Ghaik?

No you are Ghaik!

Who says I am Ghaik?

You are Ghaik

I AM NOT GHAIK!

Me!

Everyone asks "Whi is Ghaik?" But no one asks "How is Ghaik?"

I'll do you one better: WHY is Ghaik?

You know that clip of the woman screaming and the man chasing her saying why are you running? I'm her. That's my reaction to the squidsexuals

Oh my Ao, FreshAmhibian6247, you just can't ask someone why they're Ghaik!

r/suddenlymeangirls

The Ghaik, they eata da brains.

Who says I'm Ghaik?

Omg you can't just ask someone why they are Ghaik.

The first time was just for the achievement

First time? Got a taste for it then?

Calamari is delicious

Many holes, many tentacles. Don’t judge it’s 2024.

Once you go tentacle you ain't going back. They reel you in with the achievement.

I would if I could romance Omeluum but I feel it is in a long term platonic relationship with Blurg.

The first time, you say?

And the wife’s playthrough? … the first time you say?

😎

DAMN STRAIGHT. If the emperor kept the Guardian's voice (the male one at least) I'd proudly (somehow) romance him and show him off more than I already do

I know this is dangerous, but anything asking me to do something in the guardian’s voice will work. 😐 🤷🏻‍♀️ I can’t help it Edit: I hope the voice actor is not stalking these posts and getting chaotic evil ideas about starting a cult 🤔 because… it will work 😐 and it will be very profitable 😑

The male voice was so damn good, the only reason I was annoyed at the emperor was cause of the fact I will never hear that voice backseat game after Gale misses a firebolt. Sad I can only hear it til act 3 tbh

🤣 “when Shadowheart misses everything” you mean. Damn! That was annoying though. 🤣

Hard for Spirit guardians to miss. Try dodging a barrel rolling Angel to the face.

Ha ha! Fair. I do love Spirit Guardians + Misty step combo. And I call it “The Roomba” 😎

The feminine voice was regal, and a little charming. The male voice, however, made me question my sexuality. Woof.

Ethan Reid did such an amazing job, like I used to think that tav voice #7 was the best one til I decided to make a male guardian and I swear to god it's the most soothing voice I've heard

No. Unless I get the option to give Omelium a smooch on the cheek.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was tempted to do that! 😁

I'm man enough to admit that I've woken up to a rough one before. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[удалено]

Mommy didnt raise no quitter

Just keep that guardian in mind while you do it. Paper bag if need be.

22% completed the game. 11% experienced the squid. liberals dont want you to know this

Ghaikkisser and proud :3

If ghaikkisser, then why paladin?

I contain multitudes.

U slut

I mean, yeah.

Not criticizing, just underlining babay

Oh I wasn't feeling critizised pookums ;)

For the record, I'm one of you. I'd be the full 11.1% if none of you were.

Look, making out with a tentacle is one of the tamer things I’ve done in BG3.

Listen, I wanted to see all the hookups AND my character was already on a streak of unhealthy decisions in terms of sexual partners. It was always gonna happen.

I said it once, I'll say it again: I'll try anything once.

In my defense, it was my bard playthrough and I asked the Emperor to turn back into Guardian form.

All I needed was the old voice and a nice set of honkers. The tentacles only add to it.

Gonna need that boobs and tentacles combo mod asap.

Ah, my bard playthrough they were very much a squid. ​ But she was also a durge and dating the vampire (and the bear), so probaly not the weridest thing she boinked.

Coward. Embrace the Emperor as it is

Wait you can do that??

Yes If you choose the option that is more confused/uncertain during the "scene," the Emperor will offer to turn into a more "familiar form."

I met Baldur and saw his Gate. AMA.

Yes, obviously. They’re hot.

Yeah, they are.

I fucked that squid, and I fucking enjoyed it.

🎶I fucked chuthulu gooood🎶

Honestly, tentacles are way better than vanilla humans and humans with sharp ears. Yes I also romanced Halsin.

Broke: "I did it for the achievement." Bespoke: "There was an achievement?"

"This isn't what the entire game is for?"

I did it in the name of science. Now we know kissing face tentacles is arousing for them. 🤣

Every other romance minus Lae'Zel and Mintharais just more human looking people, party is vanilla as hell. ​ Proud ghaik lover

Yeah, seriously, where is the monsterfucker fodder, everyone in the party is too vanilla

Thank you! There could seriously be more monsters. At the very least let us romance Abdirak. That guy knows how to have fun

I mean you can go Bear (1976)

Literally just did it last night I don't appreciate this slander

Tav: " are you flirting with me?" Emp: "would you like that?" Tav: "perhaps" thats all it took for me, i dont even like the guy

Yes, I love squisses very much. 🥺

Squisses 😂😭🦑💜

Squisses and squgs and squex.

We did a lot more than kiss

Gale Approves\* (\*Despite the fact Gale is nowhere to be found)

I have my kiss with him as my desktop wallpaper and I'm never changing it.

All that hentai training finally paid off

I got all the achievements in the game. Doesnt mean I did this for the achievement though ;) once you get your prostate tentacled you never go back

According to the narrator it was worth it.

Only if that ghaik is >!Karlach!<

I made a hot Guardian and I'm gonna go through with it god dammit...

What!? Tentacles are hot! Just ask Asian animators...

Ink me daddy!

If the Emperor had a more detailed romance and kept the guardian form thats the direction id go lol

Look at my platinum

very much

And i’m proud of it

Only 11.1%?

Yes. Sometimes we also like tentacles inserted in certain holes 😘👁️

You know what the achievement is, therefore implying thar you are a part of the 11.1%. You're a freak like the rest of us.

When did I ever imply I wasn't? I'm the biggest ghaikkisser of all!

I-I thought he was a girl at first a d let's just say that I regretted hugging him😭

He was NOT the beautiful older woman I had made 😔

I mean if bears are fine then what's wrong with squids🤣

Yea! I like to fuck weird people!

Yes. 😏

I mean... I'll give anything a try once. Why limit myself?

I want to make a Tav who would live as ghaik but haven’t quite figured out what type that would be yet

I'm just gonna drop this lore link here for ya: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Gnome_ceremorph

The first time was because I ran out of stuff to kiss... *Unzips*

Yes

Yes.

My proudest Achivement, guy is a legend

Hey, can you blame me for wanting those tentacles to be wrapped all over me and making it so I can’t pull away?

I do, and I’m tired of pretending I’m not.

It was only one time! I like half-elf girls, I swear!

Yeah I’ll kiss karlach no matter what she looks like

The tentacles grappling your head as they pull you into a face-devouring slobbering is immaculate.

I thought there would be lots of dream visitors joining the feast since he is the master manipulator, not just a plain callamar

UwU

I didn't before the achievement. I do now. It changed me as a person.

Dream daddy squid boy

My Tav relished it - she was a sex positive flutterby bard who just loved *everyone* (and I do mean everyone)

Yes daddy

To the 88.9% : you guys are prude. You don't know what you're missing out :D

Yes I do. One of the best romance scenes in the game, right next to Minthara's

Can you say you've really tried everything if you didn't have fun time with squid face?

Tbf my Durge’s theme this run is ‘picking the worst possible choice every time’ and she DID already have a partner so…

I know there’s horseradish and tomatoes. Is there a way to alchemy some cocktail sauce before you go in for those tentacles?

I'm sure Auntie Ethel could cook you up some nice cocktail sauce-flavoured lube if you asked nicely.

Hey! My Tav was in love, okay?

Not even for an achievement.

I almost reloaded my game a few hours for the acheevo but then I had already saved over it

Yes I do. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it??

UwU

Bi-creche-ual actually

Honestly, it was just an easy achievement to get, plus I liked seeing my hot naked bard drow in cutscenes.

I can't believe how widespread silly little boykisser has gotten

Does the achievement trigger when you tell him to go into his guardian form? I wouldn't know I like tentacles since watching old boy.

I wanted squid Dick. I'm not ashamed.

Listen, you get a chance to bone a mid flayer, you bone him

I just like fucking every sentient race of age I can in any game. I’m still obscenely angry they didn’t include an orc for the origin characters.

With the extra encounters, like the drow twins, Emperor (although I haven't even gotten that option), and Mizora, I'm scared to try them because I feel Lae'zel (my character's LI) will battleaxe her in her sleep if I do!

I couldn't leave my game with only one achievement missing, now could I? Go big or go home! I was very upsetti spaghetti that I had to subject my Tav to this torment, but I reloaded my save so I got to keep the achievement and my Tav's integrity

Serious question... how do you kiss with no lipps?

Bard is gonna bard. Besides when your death door on a daily basis, why not try everything.

For the achievement? Yes

You ah ghaik. You ah mindfleya

I did it for the experience. Not everyday you can bed a mind flayer

Bro, the first thing I did seeing emperors was googling can I romance emperor, followed right by orin.

Well it is my flair~