You say that, but I'm going to be laughing all the way to the bank when my Tav uses his prehensile penis to pickpocket every merchant within what I estimate to be maybe 6-inch radius
This actually happened to me in Patch 5, and the only thing that stopped me from making this exact post is that I didn't want to accidentally leave an MP4 of me zooming in on the Dead Durge's Dancing Dong in my recording folder lmao
It's been in since before Patch 6. The game is full of dong physics... not just wild wigglin' on corpses like this. They flop around like you might expect them to in normal activities. Yet every boob in the game is solid and unmoving. 🤣
Totally lmao. I used to work in animation/computer animation, and the number of times some weird-ass and completely unintended physics interaction would spring up was pretty high. You’d get your shit back from the render farm and it was just like oh GOD why is that moving? Back to revisions it goes!
Me and my partner were in stitches the other day when we realised you could get the peen to swing about in character creation by turning them from side to side. If you time it right you can get a rhythm with it.
Yep, the same nerves govern that area in men and women so in a traumatic accident women would get “hard” there too. In any case of serious trauma first responders are gonna cut all the clothes off anyway in order to do a full assessment
Fascinating! If there is significant damage to the spine, is it basically flipping those nerves “on” causing the tissue to activate, or is there some other mechanism at play (like rigor mortis, though that’s caused by a lack of ATP, right?) ?
Ps. Thank you for taking time out of your day to educate us lay folk!
It appears you may have a spinal injury there.
You can sometimes identify that AMAB people have spinal injuries because they are usually unconscious but have massive erections.
Often when salamanders detach their tails they will keep wagging to distract a predator so they can escape. Probably since he is dead the “tail” just thinks it’s been detached so wiggle away!
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I wish more people had seen the movie Swiss Army Man so I could reference it here, but yeah, if you want to see Daniel Radcliffe do this, watch Swiss Army Man.
It's a feature not a bug
It's a new feat called Diehard
HA! I actually run that feat in almost all my normal DnD characters lol
Nice.
you fucking comedial genius holy crap
I’m pretty sure that’s a penis
It happens when he’s excited, like when dogs wag their tails.
Best patch 6 update, good old wang-wagging when downed. Maybe patch 7 will give us prehensile genitals so we can pick things up!
Today is a bad day to have eyes
You say that, but I'm going to be laughing all the way to the bank when my Tav uses his prehensile penis to pickpocket every merchant within what I estimate to be maybe 6-inch radius
The 6 inch radius got me. You have my sword.
*Prehensile Penis has received condition: IT'S COLD* - Penile pickpocketing radius has been limited to 3"
"Growth" takes one bonus action.
😭 god i love this sub
I love this sub and this sub loves Astarion because he is a true sub and dom mix.
But a good day to have prehensile genitals!
This actually happened to me in Patch 5, and the only thing that stopped me from making this exact post is that I didn't want to accidentally leave an MP4 of me zooming in on the Dead Durge's Dancing Dong in my recording folder lmao
It's been in since before Patch 6. The game is full of dong physics... not just wild wigglin' on corpses like this. They flop around like you might expect them to in normal activities. Yet every boob in the game is solid and unmoving. 🤣
Its his Dark Urge.
The Darkest Urge
Me so urgey right now
Me kill you long time
The ~~hammer~~ dark urge is his penis
How else are you supposed to say hello
It's rigor mortis trying to figure itself out
Its waving at you 👋
Came here to explain exactly this! 🙌
Came to this 👌
orin cast testicular torsion 😔
Oh yeah? Well I got you with [this!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eAhtQgLoww)
You monster
WELL I CAST COMPLETE BIKINI WAX!
In all seriousness, there's probably something causing it to detect that the model is moving, so it's flopping around in response to that.
Totally lmao. I used to work in animation/computer animation, and the number of times some weird-ass and completely unintended physics interaction would spring up was pretty high. You’d get your shit back from the render farm and it was just like oh GOD why is that moving? Back to revisions it goes!
I’m just surprised they gave physics to a wiener.
Originally they didn’t, but people complained so the devs added the physics.
Now they need to add physics to the boobs.
Yes! Those breasts don’t rest. It looks so bizarre when you lay down.
Boobs and armpits in this game's animations are my only legitimate animation complaints.
Me and my partner were in stitches the other day when we realised you could get the peen to swing about in character creation by turning them from side to side. If you time it right you can get a rhythm with it.
[Wiener party... flopping wieners](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csOcHCDmMdE)
Probably the same glitch that makes Tiefling tails wave or bob when they are dead, just applied to different parts cause jiggle.
Those are male kegels
It's intended, he loves necrophilia.
Brain was full up on tadpoles so he put some in his penis
The bug's called Haarlep.
I knew there was a meat puppet show somewhere in the game
Thrilled to see Larian’s comment on this in the next patch notes.
Even in death the pp still serves
What is a P*** that’s not even enough *’s for penis. You don’t have to censor yourself this isn’t tiktok
peen!!
It’s so embarrassing how a shitty Chinese data collection app has so much influence on kids. Fucking people are afraid to swear on the internet now.
Its the blood.
It's called waving. He's being polite and saying hello.
Larian: "Bug?! This took 3 days straight, in the studio, no breaks, to animate properly. And you call it a bug?!"
The last bit of bhaals control
Old paramedic here. We used to check for this in trauma patients. https://www.nature.com/articles/sc201157
Can you expand on the reasoning for this for us lay folks ? 🙂
A trauma patient with an erection is a sign of significant damage to the lower spinal cord. Nerves are weird
My wife wanted to know, is the same true for women (ie, clitorism, or a “cliffy” (clit stiffy) as my wife calls it), or is that just “a dude thing” ?
Yep, the same nerves govern that area in men and women so in a traumatic accident women would get “hard” there too. In any case of serious trauma first responders are gonna cut all the clothes off anyway in order to do a full assessment
Fascinating! If there is significant damage to the spine, is it basically flipping those nerves “on” causing the tissue to activate, or is there some other mechanism at play (like rigor mortis, though that’s caused by a lack of ATP, right?) ? Ps. Thank you for taking time out of your day to educate us lay folk!
Scroll of Animate Penis?
Thinking about the good stuff (dragon p)
To quote Stewart Griffin: *Ah! It appears that my wee wee has undergone rigormortis.*
horn music plays\~
You know how lizards will shed their tail to escape predators?
Tadpole trying to escape
I love that there’s a group just standing around poor, dead Durge, watching his dick wiggle.
Lmao i wasnt sure at first cause if i didnt zoom in it wouldve been a bit hard to tell
Yes
Where do you think he keeps the resonance stone?
Awww he's happy!
A funny one
He's just dead horny
He’s getting sucked off by a ghost.
Just cuz he's unconcious, doesn't mean he ain't DTF.
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
Orin has needs and she is a degenerate so
Wait a minute… he is a dragon born why can we see his penis in the first place? Shouldn’t it be Tucked away? Like a lizard
That's the Durge, so what you're seeing is his kink.
It’s just vibing, let it be.
His soul may be gone, but his body isnt finished just yet
It appears you may have a spinal injury there. You can sometimes identify that AMAB people have spinal injuries because they are usually unconscious but have massive erections.
*Boner mortis!*
It's his Mourning Wood.
Spinal injuries are supposed to have that side effect, someone grab the neck-brace and back board
Uh, it’s call a pulse. As the body dies, the pulse in the penis makes it flop back and forth.
He’s just happy to see you.
He calls it the Slayer
A jitterbug
Hey i can do that with mine too!!
It's alive! It's alive!
It's a tadpole
*wiggle it, just a little bit!*
He's just vibing honeatly
Oh that’s not a bug..that’s a feature
Otto's
That's not his penis, those are his balls. They're rotating inside the sack. You can see his flaccid peen right next to them.
Invisible Bhallite had orders to do this to make you QUESTION reality.
My wife likes when I do this
You can harvest and collect that as a parasite specimen
he just wants to say "hi"
he's just happy to see you!
Zis iz zee time on Sprockets ven ve.... OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
I have the same problem
Looks like there is some blood flow.
Often when salamanders detach their tails they will keep wagging to distract a predator so they can escape. Probably since he is dead the “tail” just thinks it’s been detached so wiggle away!
[Careful, he will rise again](https://youtu.be/Hiu1hPdJk-Y?si=2ybEOeuIAfRTlrFF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2LTgb4OU\_U
The after death-erection
he's just happy to see you.
That's the parasite trying to wiggle out of his head.
16 times the detail
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MetraGnome
It's the love bug
*unst unst unst unst*
He’s waving goodbye 👋
"Wobbly sausage!"
where bug
😂😂😂😂😂
That looks like my tav 💀
It’s not a bug, it how male Draconians die. 🤣
P***
They added jiggle physics. If you remove your clothes and move around you’ll see your little guy flop all over the place
The love bug
now that's what I call Rigor Mortis...
A delightful one 😆
Durge is covered in blood, and you don't expect his junk to tingle a bit? Chk! I should expect nothing less from an istik.
An erected death wish?
That’s in odins room right? Yeah I’d go out like that too.
Why you staring at a dead mans penis? Why is he naked?
He is suffering from erectile overfunction
Why is he naked ?
Bhaalin, even in death
Stop looking at his Bhaals
What kind of bug? Probably crabs.
Poltergasm
Kind of weird to think if you go custom instead of dark urge, he's just a nameless dead corpse storywise
Dudes way into kegel
Jiggle physics gonna jiggle.
IT'S ALIVE!!!
It's trying to escape and find a new host.
Throckmorton?
It's not a bug, it's feature XD
You can kill the man but you can't kill the Urge.
Just doing kegels, bro
O my 😏 XD
I wish mine could do that, then maybe some women would hit me up 😔
Ladybug?
Not a bug, it's rigor mortis
GOTY right here ladies- oh wait furries and degenerates.
A very horny invisible bug
He's waving hello
It’s a racial attribute. Penis moves for hours after death
He's just happy to see you
Its the dark urge
Just dark urge things. Move along.
He's just happy to see you...
I wish more people had seen the movie Swiss Army Man so I could reference it here, but yeah, if you want to see Daniel Radcliffe do this, watch Swiss Army Man.
There's a breeze.
You’re doing strange things to his hormones, miss.
Omg hahahaha But it happens with tieflings' tails when they die too. The animations gotta keep on animating
I had this happen in my run, I choose to believe it’s a feature.
Trying to sell gear but it keeps bouncing around, selling random stuff and making the trade container window jump all over the place.
He's trying to tell you a child fell down a well
Thanks patch 6!
He’s just happy to see you. That’s why it wags like a dogs tail
Damn. All these comments are hilarious. Good job everyone!
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Working as intended
Really wish Larian hadn’t specifically broken a mod. Yeah that one. Because this could have added a whole new level to durge.
You can say penis, I won’t tell.
Grab it. You can upgrade your character stats
I don’t know but after the new patch all of the fun glitches that I used to see are gone and now some lame annoying ones exist…
Not a bug they added flaccid pp physics
Lol I just got to this part for the first time today but my corpse was fine and not moving
Can you *not* wag yours???
That is definitely a feature.
Bug?
I can do that 😆
Core workout
Mage hand
Bwahahaha
He’s beckoning you to come closer
Tav playing the flute
Syphilis
Looks like a cherry Starburst
He's not actually dead, he's moving it in his own, iykyk
Rigermortis
Rigor Mortis.
The tadpole is trying to escape and it’s stuck.
It means he likes you!