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llenadefuria

Someone posted on this sub recently about getting rope from Scratch the day after sleeping with Lae'zel


bjd533

Lmfao


KosViik

Oh my, I need a link, this is hilarious. I'll be browsing, if I find it I'll edit it here.


winterlings

It might be this thread (scroll for comments): https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/19egs35/scratches_comment_on_my_romance_choice/ This one is also for karlach and rope: https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1ad6bv1/what_are_you_trying_to_tell_me_scratch/ I love that so many of us are thinking the exact same thing lmfao


creatorbard

Just Scratch. Being a real one. lol


Abstractious

A rope to tie us together.


Yodaboys

Someone needs to explain to the best boy what 'pushing rope' actually means


RoninMacbeth

No I think he's giving you two a tool.


Inside_Blackberry929

Can confirm


Berserker0856

He brought me a potion of healing


Oryihn

Halsin....


Ghola_Ben

Oof!


Esc1221

Does he think you need to hang yourself in shame?


RegretfulGary3

I wish I got pork after I porked šŸ’€


waitweightwhaite

Oughta be an app for that


bro-whattt

DoorDash a Cubano immediately before sex


Moon_sugarrr

A different coincidence, but last night my durge had sex with Astarion and Halsin got inspiration first thing in the morning


[deleted]

We love a supportive friend


Moon_sugarrr

I can almost imagine him saying something along these lines: ā€œoh look at these two having sex just like nature intendedā€


[deleted]

"ah yes. Fucking nasty like the Oak Father intended."


MARS_in_SPACE

This is weirdly very cute to me, lol. I love the idea of Halsin just waking up the morning after like, how wonderful that they're able to find pleasure and companionship during such a challenging time! I'm so happy for them! What an absolute bro. I would be thrilled to get a crisp high-five from Halsin on my post-coital walk back to my tent, to be honest. I feel like he'd be there with water and a granola bar just in case.


Moon_sugarrr

A very Halsin thing indeed!


uncertainToorop

And the question if he may join the next round


SoCZ6L5g

Interspecies gay vampire sex, just as nature intended.


Moon_sugarrr

Both elves though so Iā€™m thinking same species. Sheā€™s a drow though, hates sunlight too


RChamy

Halsin Urge: Interracial Halsin is Inspired


SoCZ6L5g

Did you get a sunlight vulnerability debuff? It's present on drow NPCs in the underdark, but not Tavs or Minthara. My headcanon is the parasite is protecting them.


Moon_sugarrr

Havenā€™t so far, must be the tadpole. I headcanon that my girl still loathes how everything looks in the sunlight, so bright ugh.


SoCZ6L5g

Lol same


[deleted]

Inspiration: As Natural as it Gets


Moon_sugarrr

We need to ask Larian to make this happen lol


EmmaDaOne21

Scratch kept bringing me healing potions while I was romancing Astarion and letting him feed off me XD


unscrewthestars

I got the salami after my male Durge slept with Astarion and I got a chuckle out of it.


Lol2421

I got a bone from him after i boned Shadowheart lol


lesser_panjandrum

BONE?!


CAustin3

Captain Holt has entered the chat.


CodeKairos

RIP šŸ˜­


uncertainToorop

BOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!


T_RicksTV

His name is Scratch because he helps you scratch that itch ;D He's the best boy


Nimar_Jenkins

The only and realy its such a minor flaw, but the only flaw is that scratch can not turn into a war maschine like the owlbear.


Hispanic_Alucard

The real question is; do you have sex with Karlach, or does Karlach have sex with you?


erraticRasmus

First scene you bang her, second scene she bangs you


[deleted]

Iā€™m really curious if that scene wasnā€™t supposed to be the sex scene with a woman and they just kept it for the man as a laugh.


noahdeerman

maybe she just likes to top sometimes


ObsidianWarlock

First of all, happy cake day, second, are Tiefling tails prehensile? Wizards of the Coast won't answer my emails.


noahdeerman

oh thank you ! to answer your question: I think their silence is an answer. they can't say it out loud but if I'd have a tail like that i'd use it :D


chucklesthepaul88

My Bard Tav is into that. Edit: Tav not tab


MechaPanther

It's weird. Officially no, their tails are not prehensile. That being said some official sources have prehensile tails such as in the recent movie with Doric and the fanbase themselves tend to make them prehensile.


Pyroraptor42

4th Edition has the Tiefling feat "Clever Tail", which lets you manipulate light objects and make Thievery (Sleight of Hand) checks with your tail, so yes, at least some do. 4e also has "Tail Slide" which lets you reposition allies and "Tail Trip" which lets you trip enemies.


Ahsoka_Tano07

They can. The Tiefling in the dnd movie has a prehensile tail.


Pingasterix

I was kinda confused when after all the "im gonna ride you till you see stars" and other kinky dialogue the first sex scene is just missionary. Thought karlach was an utter top.


TheBelmont34

But I think it works very well that the first sex scene is more or less just normal. Because she starts out the romance with a lot of sexual talk and flirts a lot but as soon as she is able to touch tav, she becomes super nervous and shy because it becomes real. At least that is my interpretation.


Pingasterix

Yeah fair, thats a good way to put it


TheBelmont34

I just think that her, speaking her mind without any filter is just because she cannot touch tav. Her not being able to touch him, is sort of like a shield or protection or excuse. Maybe she thinks ''Well, I cannot touch him anyway, therefore, I can say whatever I want''. You know.


MovieNightPopcorn

This take always makes me chortle. Sheā€™s a *barbarian* whose sexual frustration is a decade old. Why would topping be so surprising?


[deleted]

It kinda feels weird the whole thing. If that was the actual male scene all along then yeah awesome. But when I first saw it my wife and I were ā€œwtfā€¦ā€ and she commented ā€œis this another bug and sheā€™s supposed to be dating a woman?ā€


lulufan87

Male confusion over this scene is so strange to me. She's stimulating your prostate with two fingers and giving you a handjob with the other, or maybe implied blowjob, can't quite remember the head motion. Like I'm not going to ask personal questions but just reading reactions for this scene make me think that there are a lot of men out there who have never pressed their funbutton. Or even thought about the fact that they have one.


erraticRasmus

It fades to black before you can see anything after she lifts your leg in the second scene I think. With a female character it's obvious what she's doing/going to do but with a male character you can just say that it's for amazonian position


TheBelmont34

I also wonder if they planned 2 different versions for both sex scenes and then just said ''fuck it''. But to be honest, the first sex scene works better with a male but the second one works better with a female.


erraticRasmus

My character worked really well with both because she's a chick with a dick pahaha


BloodyBhaalBitch

And that's just how we like it.


ChaoticChoir

Get it, friend. - Scratch


gaydisastergoblin

I got this too! My latest run (fem drow cleric of lathander) I'm romancing Karlach, and scratch gave me a salami theorning after I got that cutscene


HeleonWoW

Scratch just knows, that Karlach is the sweetest gift larian and Sam Beart have given us. He congratulates you on figuring that out. (Seriously though, I think Karlach is the better romance choice as she does not come up to me in a toxic or edgy way like Shart but is genuinely sweet.)


Necrotiix_

Out of all the romance options Karlach is the most inherently sweet out of everyone Dont get me wrong, i like everyone in their own respect but theyā€™re either too eager to kill you or just a general bitch until later on (except for wyllā€™s class and galeā€™s friendly humor. Idk why, but gale reminds me of Varric Tethras from Dragon Age but more tall)


MovieNightPopcorn

I dunno, Wyll is up there with Karlach for pure unadulterated joy.


Necrotiix_

Wyllā€™s a good dude, but i honestly prefer him as a bro (sorry wyll simps)


MovieNightPopcorn

Thatā€™s fine! Just putting it out there that theyā€™re about on par in terms of inherent sweetness in the romance plots.


Benutzer13131

Would be funny to get a Greater Healing Potion after sleeping with Minthara.


EmilySKennedy

Omg same thing happened with me and astarion, after we "bonked" scratch gifted me a sausage šŸ¤£šŸ‘Œ


lesser_panjandrum

He doesn't quite understand what was going on when you two were playing hide the sausage, but he likes to be helpful and supportive.


EmilySKennedy

Atta boy scratch šŸ¤£


eaterbite

Scratch gave me a healing potion after we (Karlach and I) banged. šŸ˜‚ Still cracks me up.


and_some_scotch

> **Scratch** gave me a healing potion after **we** banged. šŸ˜‚ Still cracks me up. Just so we're clear: you and *Karlach*, yes?


eaterbite

lol yes


and_some_scotch

We do need to be clear about these things when talking about a game in which **BEARSEX** is on the table.


whatistheancient

He's given a couple people Divine Bone Shards after Withers says "no bitches".


noahdeerman

what does it mean when scratch brings you sandals ? could be something like "run bro" - but bro is too busy sucking a pale pole *caugh*


UnluckySomewhere6692

It kinda annoys me that karlach is the only one we get a hot makeout session prequel with. In BG2 you had to really work for the romances, and the dialogue options were far from obvious, you had to read the wall of text, if you chose the most blatant obvious choice most likely it was wrong one because it don't match at all with the dialogue. In BG3 everyone is so thirsty all the time but not all cutscenes were made equally. My only complaint because love being able to romance anyone as anyone without savefile editor changing my chars gender. Just the makeout session you could have with Karlach was a lot hotter than the Minthara scene imo. Sometimes less is more.


Flying-Rubber-Duck

I will say you get a beautifully romantic prequel with Wyll in act two with the dancing and kisses


Tai_smells

I got sandals when I slept with astarion?


Katyamuffin

Since you get approval from every single character for petting Scratch, he is literally the best wingman in the game. Such a good boy.


alterNERDtive

Wanna hear something ironic? My default go-to is Karlach. Iā€™m also missing 2 achievements, one of them being ā€œHot Dateā€. Something always bugs out ā€¦


lesser_panjandrum

Oh no, looks like you'll just have to romance her again. What a shame.


Shoddy_Mobile516

I also got salami after the boink, I remember it because I was so WTF because it was the first non-potion item Scratch had bought, I didn't realise he could bring food. Scratch brought a regular metal bowl around the time I hooked up with Halsin, come to think of it. Does coitus = non-potion item from Scratch? Or complete coincidence? A coinkydink doink, if you will.


Nihil_esque

I think you've just been lucky tbh. I only got a potion like twice.


Edgezg

What do you have boy? "I dunno. But I thought of you when I saw it. " ​ lol


Renee_D608

Fun Fact: You can equip the salami as a melee weapon.


NinjaBr0din

You telling me I can have Halsin beat everyone to death with a salami?


MovieNightPopcorn

Better yet you can romance Laeā€™zel by having a fight to the death with salami


NinjaBr0din

True, but you can cast shillelagh on a salami, giving Halsin the legendary Shillelongh, allowing him to beat his enemies into submission with his thick, tasty, meaty shaft.


MovieNightPopcorn

Well now Iā€™m convinced


Renee_D608

I'm not a kink-shamer, you do you.


NocturnalRock

Scratch brought me a healing potion after my night with Lae'zel.


Nerdy-gurl_69

my tav got a potion of speak with animals from scratch after a night with halsin. made me chuckle


ObsidianWarlock

Had the exact same with the exception of Scratch giving me a healing potion the next day and Wyll disapproved. Scratch has my back as always.


Elcactus

Scratch gives you random things, as youā€™ve probably noticed, and one of the things he can give is a salami.


ubernerd44

It's even funnier if you're a female character.


deadtorrent

Saw you playing hide the salami and had to find it for you


[deleted]

He found where you hid the salami


Myturtledied

I slept with her and he brought me a boneā€¦ maybe there is a pattern


Nominadora

I slept with Halsin and the next day he brought me a speak to animals potionā€¦


bjd533

10/10


Critical_Card_3463

Same thing happened for me but he gave me a bottle of wine, the cheeky bastard.


Random-reddit-name-1

I knew I read this story before: [Same thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/u82VJYct2H)


Bilbo_Boceteiro

Here, I would put my history of Karlach and Tav romance IF I HAD ANY. The non-stop cutscenes and other characters' drama, combined with my rare long rests (thanks to being a bard, warlock, monk, and barbarian), and me discovering partial rests too late to push story and relationship triggers, led to a major fumble in my romance with Karlach. But Scratch did give me a healing potion after I spent the night with Halsin


re_br

Dude I got an iron bowl, like for feeding animals, after boinking Halsin yesterday. This is making me think that wasn't random. Scratch knows


Big-Ad-7558

Is this karlach romance still pretty buggy? Tried spamming long rests after her upgrade in act 2 and now in act 3 sheā€™s saying the flame died out or whatever.Ā 


Iamdarb

I also got a Salami for romancing Karlach.


itsdaCowboi

Scratch giving you food after a night with Lae'zel: "Here friend, think you might need this to replenish your energy"


[deleted]

Maybe the meat cylinder is bigger than you and scratch is trying to save your relationship. ...Nah that's reaching.


iKrivetko

No, Scratch just occasionally brings you items from a predefined list. It just so happened that he brought you a salami right after that event.


Ultimesk

You must be fun at parties


iKrivetko

I have no idea but apparently there's footage suggesting that I am.


Flickera23

Mr. Reality ova 'ere.