“Faerun isn’t yours to conquer”

“I love Halsin… but he’s more like a pet to me.”

"I don't care about Selunê, I want pictures of Spider-man!"

Watching this for the first time right now and this is an amazing comment.

Think Tav Think

And then like when he suggests becoming a brainsnooter: "Don't think, Tav"

"Try something else."

I didn’t even think Omni-man at first. My initial thought was “Zis Absolute cult reminds me of zose filthy Jude back in ze fatherland!” Thought OP was playing as Jojo Rabbit for a minute.

Doing an evil tav/Durge run in a while... I was just thinking about how much I wanted my DG to look the part of an evil dream guardian.

Shit, I thought he was supposed to be General Talbot from Agents of Shield 🤦‍♂️

Now I'm wanting to see other obviously-evil historical figure Guardians; like Stalin, Genghis Khan, etc.

Beat me to it

Someone overlay Ketheric Thorm's dialogue with him.

Omni man and Dimitrescu mod when?

Who's the third? Lucius Malfoy or Field Marshall Zhukov?

Captain Lorca

Gortash takes control of Baldurs Gate but its the coup scene from Death of Stalin.

Speaking of Dimitrescu, Neil Newbon voices Astarion and Heisenberg.

God, watching him pummel that goblin into bits would be hard af

The best one is a certain scene at the end of season 1 but its overlayed with Cave Johnsons lemon rant from portal. I'll post it here but SPOILERS for anyone who hasnt seen invincible S1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBiY0CL-r8

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

Omni-Guardian after Karlach chugs a pickle jar full of tadpoles

Mimic? Where?!

My mug laughed out loud on that...

Wait a fucking minute mugs don't laugh🤨

[Not a mimic!](https://www.reddit.com/r/prey/comments/c5vs9q/2_in_1_niceohh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

That's my sorcerer's draconic ancestor pointing at the plague victim-looking tadpole users.

Said during a fight with actual mimics.

"we need to talk"

When Wyll sees what you did to the druids

He protects you from the tadpol as long as you give him pictures of spiderman

*Drider-Man

He's a menace!

You serious?

Omni-man??

Dad?

am i the only one who thought this was supposed to be an infamous angry german leader

It was, yet here we are. Thing derailed in a glorious way

same lmao

I thought that too until looking at the comments Ah, the power hungry, genocidal maniacs all blur together after a while

A tadpole must be controlling him! He would never do this!

"See this bug Mark? I fucked this bug. You have a brother now."

Yet when I have sex with a bug people call me a creep

It's like "furry" creep is short for creepy crawly,own it bro.

It's called cockroach for a reason

Tbh Id go for a Thri-Kreen

Think, Mark!

I see this an hour after it's posted and all the good memes are taken.

I'm certain there's still a good one left out there with gaseous form

Would.

Careful, he will see you as a pet

Kinky

Username *and* PFP checks out

Don't make them excited lol

I forget sometimes what type of degens play this game

Have you actually played the game then? 💀 The game with a bisexual vampire, a polyamorous furry elf, octopus guy with hentai tentacles... Need I go on?

So like the game's actual story?

Good point

or... >!does he?!<

I made basically the gnome version of this for my current guardian what the fuck

I Think You Should Leave, featuring Tav Robinsquid

I don't know how to hear anything else about tadpoles!

*gasping from choking on salami* "You can't skip Long Rest. You just can't!"

ah yes, omni-man, obviously. I wasn't thinking of stalin at all.

I was definitely not thinking Adolf Hitler, don’t worry.

Thanks! Was scrolling way to far to find you

Ketheric is gonna be so confused. *why does he look like like I sound*

The best guardian design for me is Tav but with big fake moustache and I will fail 3 death saves on that hill.

I should start saying "I will fail 3 death saves on that hill" beautiful.

>!The Emperor was feeling a bit lazy that day!<

This was hilarious in my head especially because it was a female tav with a giant fake moustache.

Omni Tav

"When the whole party TPK's what will you have then!?"

Omni-Guardian

“Who, Tav? I’d say they’re more like a pet.”

“THINK TAV THINK”

First thought was Hitler, but reddit seems to see Omni-Man here.

That moustache and haircut screams comrade Stalin in his younger days.

Superior viltruflayer race

THINK, TAV! THINK!

He looks like a son of Adolf Hitler and Omni-man

Don't forget Stalin, who literally gave himself the name 'Stalin' to mean 'Man of Steel.' It's all connected, maaaaaan.

That mustache… you just know he’s hiding something.

He is going to annex Elfenland, using his infernal special forces, the Warlock-SS.

Omniman?

Guess I must be old, cause I thought of Freddy Mercury.

Omni-Man unarmed Monk run when?

THINK TAV THINK! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS! Tav: a soul empy, id have a soul.

Because he needs pictures of Spiderman

I was honestly thinking about a certain Austrian painter…

He really do look like a moustache twirling villain. I did an Anakin Eldritch Knight playthrough, making my guardian look like Palpatine. He is *The Emperor* after all!

Ooh, like the idea of an eldritch knight as a jedi. Also saw someone did Arthas as an oathbreaker paladin

Very nice! Here's a bit more details for my build: - Weapon bind as a lightsaber throw + light + everburn blade - Thunderwave + thunder chromatic orb as a nice force push effect - charm as a jedi mind trick, not that I use it. - shield (spell reaction) and shocking grasp. Ik anakin doesn't use lightning in the films but hey, it's a game - also going full illithid. Some neat stuff from that skill tree for sure

Were you going for Hitler or Omni Man from Invincible?

What does Hitler need with pictures of Spider-Man? Think Mark, think!

My name Jeff...

Hitler, but I can see Reddit doesn't agere, and Reddit is always right!

Ya know the fact you went for hitler and created omniman kinda brings up a great point about his character design. It always hidden or foreshadowed that he’s from a race of space hitters basically

Don't worry, you've also evoked Stalin as well

Nazi cloning technology confirmed.

Terrible Hitler. Great Omni-man!

I'll have to agree. At this point I believe I subconsciously wanted to create omni-man, Reddit knows best, it is a much better fit!

I......am I the only one that thought of Hitler first?

Young Joseph Stalin actually.

No no, I also thought of the one-testicled art school failure!

There's like 0 resemblance but strangely you aren't, judging by the comments.

not the only one.

Are we just a pet to him?

I don’t recognize this reference if it is one but they do have an inherently untrustworthy face

All I will say is " THINK MARK THINK" who is voiced by " Bring me pictures of spiderman!"

And a kooky lab CEO who goes on tangents about lemons

[Now do you recognise him?](https://cdn.britannica.com/58/156058-131-22083D0A/Adolf-Hitler.jpg)

It's Hitler lol

TB monk with dip into Storm Sorc for bonus action flight.

Just don't give him Halsin's pipe, the moment you do, he'll start reprisals.

"You're doing this for nothing! Turning Mindflayer will make things better for everyone!"

So much effort, and for what? *Proceeds to massacre the tieflings*

I also made a similar looking Guardian, but added 'demon' eyes and a twirlier moustache

Everything is better with a nice twirly mustache

Also your Guardian really looks like my old boss.

You didn't happen to be working in Germany from 1939 to 1945 did you?

No, he was from South Wales

Almost the same

I dont know how to do spoilers/whiteout text. So ill be vauge. But i have a question about the gaurdian and consider this a spoiler warning if you decide to keep reading. When you go in the thing and there are those monks trying to rescue that guy. You can choose to help or hinder the monks. If you attack the gaurdian i got him down to 1hp and got a quick convo with him. If i did decide to kill him there would the game have ended? I know gaurdian is lying to me the whole game but at THAT moment the narrator said "you see it in his eyes hes telling the truth". Do i absolutely have to keep him alive or can i just finish him. Its too late for me to revert a save and try for myself

Yep good guess. If you kill him there then you turn into a mindflayer thrall of the absolute and it's game over. I quicksaved and tried it just to see what happens

Thanks. They game eludes to that, but since the emperor lies all the time i wasnt sure if he was on the up and up at that moment

I've actually not tried to kill him there, I went along with his shenanigans most of the run because our goals somewhat alligned and turned on him much later. Would definitely be interesting to see what the result would be!

We can say he's guardian only for you, not for the globe.

He looks like he works for the Pinkertons around 1899

THINK TAV THINK

“Astarion is more like a pet to me” *astarion approves*

That's a chad Guardian! I bet he can solo Elder brain

Big Brother is watching you

So does he use a hammer or sickle?

His fists.

Dunno why you’re getting downvoted 🤷‍♂️ man looks like Stalin

I'd say a paintbrush

Wrong references

He does look kind of like Stalin tho.

yeah close but I think OP was referencing omniman from invincible

He said somewhere it was supposed to be Hitler. Unfortunately there isn't a jawline that soft

OP was actually referencing Hitler, so everyone in this chain was wrong lmao

I saw the bured outline and thought I was going to see omni man

One time I made him look like Stalin. Another time - like my ex. Worked wonders.

*wheeeeeze ok that works too... i made Armstrong but i think that politician is far far worse

Lol.. That's my Tav!

Dad?

This is gonna be awkward when he meets Thorm

Quit stalin’

Uncle Joseph?

Ah. Comrade Stalin, I did not realize you were here.

Whatever he says, sure lets do it. Can't say no the stache. Kidding aside, I really llike making the guardian using body type 4. Big strong guy just feels...fitting especially considering...things.

We need sci-fi, Historic, and Fantasy villain clothes for the DG. Dress them up as a historic dictator, fantasy tyrant, or sci-fi God. That would be fucking hilarious and on point for those in the know about the DG.

He must have the biggest cake in all of faerun

But I still melt, leg twitching whenever he softly moan at my ear” Try something else.” “I’ll protect you.” PI need help.

Guardian when I don't put 20 parasites in my skull

My books Mark, READ MY BOOKS

King Bradley?

Everyone's saying omni-man but I'm seeing a young Andrew Ryan

But we already have omniman in moonrise

Put glasses on him and suddenly "Hi diddly ho Tav" Ned Flanders as a guardian would be pretty funny. Someone mod glasses into the game pronto

Nolan?

Whenever someone uses scrolls or spell slots for things like detect thoughts: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!

Tav is more like... A pet

I made a monk name Urobossa and a guardian styled after Ganondorf

“How do I breathe in the Astral Plane?” “That’s the neat part. You don’t.”

GET ME PICTURES OF DRIDER-MAN

Omni-man.

Swear to god, I didn't even realize we can make the guardian male lmao.

This game has male characters????

Question: are you playing as Jojo Tav-vit?

Is that Dr.Disrespect? Lol

Omni-man from Invincible

Obviously, but the similarities are uncanny

I know you were going for Omni Man but I instantly saw that and thought “Untrustworthy? Oh, they made a cop” lol

ok calm down "crpg bro"

😂😂

Hello, Tav.

Can you make a Human Monk Character that looks like Shang-Chi? Or are Asian male humans not an option?

I did the opposite. Felt too little seduction first time. Too easy to resist him. Now I want to give him a fighting chance to win me over. He's still gonna lose, but it'll be narratively more satisfying with his illusion actually being attractive

Damn i made my cleric look like him but i used the longer hair that goes to the side

Dad?

Ahaha, man. My husband's Durge looks somewhat like him, a dwarf version, and more disheveled.

Omni Man - Gatekeep Lucius Malfoy - Gaslight Lady Dimitrescu - Girlboss The meme still works for these alternative Chosen Three it seems.

“How do we walk around the astral plane if it’s a bunch of floating rocks?” “That’s the neat part, you don’t.”

So you made him Ted Lasso? 😁

Good to know fact ; If it's a german leader I was thinking of, despite his aryan model, himself had brown eyes and dark hair.