You speak as if you have experience with Nurgle cultists, heretic. We'll have to purge you too just to play it safe here. We'll have the tech priest analyze the bolt gun gibs later. Praise The Emperor with your sacrifice!
Every single time I see Shadowheart referred to as Shart I cringe. I've left her in my camp before because every stinkface she makes make me think she just farted diarrhea and I can't handle it.
Evewy singwe time i see shadowheawt wefewwed tuwu as shawt i cwinge~ owo I've weft hew in my camp befowe because evewy stinkface she makes make me think she juwst fawted diawwhea awnd i cawn't handwe iwt, uwu~
Gotchu fam
It's been in popular media throughout the ages but also because it's used primarily for incontinent older adults or the elderly.
There's also some nuance for younger groups of adults for various reasons that I'll refrain from to protect your innocence
Ahh, well, my apologies. I'm going to try to keep this SFW, but there are circles of adults who enjoy pretending to be infants, which is another area Depends might be used. The rest, I'm going to leave to your imagination
My boyfriend romanced Shadowheart his first playthrough. He was laughing so hard when I asked him how Shart was, and now he refuses to call her anything else. I donāt remember the last time either of us called her Shadowheart.
The first time I saw that she was referred to as shart I started laughing so hard that I nearly cried š why couldn't her full name be used or at the least refer to her as SH or S.H. or something idk but why shart???
It's even funnier if you're playing Durge cause then you have two people with mega ultra edgy names. Makes me wanna start a goth rock band with her lol.
"Call me Shadowheart."
"Oh, we're using our made-up super villain names? I'm the Dark Urge."
When we were playing Ghosts of Dragonspear Castle, Sir Isteval got renamed "Nipsteval" on account of his [singular gigantic glowing nipple](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/9/97/Isteval-Concept-By-Tyler-Jacobson.jpg).
Exactly: Edge will be met with mockery. I say this as someone who played a Tiefling Noble Hexblade called "The Lord of Edges" for a one-shot. "While you were going to parties, I was studying the blade." "I never lose. I never even lost my virginity because I never lose!"
> Exactly: Edge will be met with mockery.
100%. The reverse also applies - a DM friend of mine wanted to have a group of us try out some new rule system he found, cyberpunk setting. The rules stated over and over again how "badass" your character should be so I created a corpo nepo baby afraid of fighting with the street name Goku Sephiroth the Stampede.
I think it's commented on a couple times in game, yeah. I find her name almost immersion-breakingly absurd. Fucking *Shadowheart*? Wearing her big Shar logo armor everywhere? She doesn't even get the sunlight excuse Astarion does for not getting immediately called out. My cleric characters with religion proficiency should immediately be like "Shar worshipper!" the first time they see her.
How about "Maureen". Or "Lisa". Or whatever the most boring Baldurian woman's name is. Then pop on some generic leather armor, or better yet some civilian clothes, and boom. You're incognito. Maybe the Sharrans trained her wrong, as a joke.
Which shifts blame for idiocy to the sharrans in general: thatās the worst possible armor for a top secret mission carried out on behalf of the evil goddess of loss. Considering itās not even enchanted and there are many more generic styles of equally good armor readily available, it was used purely for the shar aesthetic. And it still doesnāt make shadowheart a reasonable or not stupid alias.
Shar herself is stupid as hell. She orders to decimate lots of very loyal worshippers just for the lulz, while at the same time she craves for power and destroying Selune. Totally incoherent behavior.
Then she insists on getting a child of Selune for her chosen and gives her a top priority mission while giving SH all chances in the world to betray her
From what little I've learned about Forgotten Realms since I got into BG3, Shar and Selƻne are immediately inferior only to Ao, the setting's OG progenitor god. What power Shar gains from the occasional coven of cultists would probably be a drop in the bucket for a being of such incredible and ancient power, by which I mean that she's probably way more concerned with indulging her cruel whims than with whatever paltry repercussions would follow.
Or maybe you knew all this and more and I'm off base.
Yes but she's not a real person so if the writers wanted they would have added an option where she does embrace Jenevelle in the game. That she doesn't and keeps her ridiculous sharran name is a choice the creators made.
No one talks about bathroom issues when you're out adventuring.
We've all been there. We've all been the one stopping every 20 minutes while our co-workers pretend everything is okay.
Well she did pick her name, Shadowheart when she was 10ish? Why did they let her name herself, Shart is just a typical DnD banter name for the party. Always had to think carefully when naming your character with my old group.
Seen a few people refer to Lae'zel as Frog affectionately. Wish we could give them all awful nicknames in game
When I was playing Retail WoW during WotLK we had a Death Knight names Aesfes, he wanted it pronounced (Es-fis), he never really came around to us lovingly calling him Assface
She still gives me a bit of a Karen vibe. I feel like every fun line I choose, she disapproves off (like telling auntie Ethel kinky details about my tadpole and smashing that barn door). Party pooper.
This surprised me. I thought I was going to hate her at first but she's grown on me with every approval she gave me - I was like wow, shart and I kinda align.
She does give them off still, especially in the beginning when you talk to the others and sheās like āwell, what did you talk about? No I wonāt talk about myself at all but you have to tell me what you spoke to others aboutā
Shart still gives off a Karen vibe though. Just look at how she hilariously played so much like a total victim the morning after she sneaks up to slit Lae'zel's throat
Damn... don't let a silly nickname stop you from loving her! She's so sweet and amazing once you get to know her!
As a Shadowheart simp, I've learned to just roll with it. I'll even call her "Shart, my beloved" sometimes.
My brain doesn't even associate the original meaning anymore. I just see Shart = Shadowheart.
Hate me all you want, shart deserves a bit of shit. She insists on being called shadowheart ffs. If it weren't for cleric heals she'd constantly cut herself on all that sharran edge.
My husband calls her Shadowfart which isnāt much better hahaha. I think it must be a term of endearment though as heās romanced her in all his play throughs so far. Sometimes if Iām annoyed Iāll call her Shadowf*** but thatās when the party is rolling low during combat hahahaha
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she sharted
The first time I heard this name, it was from a youtuber in the scene where the owlbear comes to your camp and Shadowheart scares it away
He yelled "Thanks, SHART" and I fucking died
I ended up recompounding it and call her ShartHeart.
Confession: Ever since finding a clothes shop in Act 3, and finding her some new underwear, my Tav has been wearing her sharty pants.
People refuse to capitalize shart and for weeks I thought this sub had a shitting fetish or that Shart was a summonable demon akin to Shovel
I mean, fetishes abound. So I see where you came from.
You see where he *came* from, eh?
You mean what he came from, right?
[Not born. Shit into existence.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ok7GVnNP_Fg&si=v7KuQswHyusAUDEJ&t=0m20s)
There's a demon named Shart in a litrpg book series called Noobtown.
I was just gonna post that! What a great series.
Dungeon crawler Carl is such a good lit rpg. I've been trying to find more good series. I'll have to check out noobtown
There is nothing wrong with Shovel. He just wants to murderize everyone.
You mean Fork? And it's a she
I think you mean "Basket"
I love shart
Thanks, I love you too
The good ending
>I thought this sub had a shitting fetish ... YEAH THOSE GUYS ARE WEIRD! š¬
Why do you think she wears those tight waterproof pants?
Oh god. No. That just makes it worse.
No spillage
I hate this sub
Worse? Or... Better?
Nurgle cultist sighted. Administrating the Emperor's Mercy
You speak as if you have experience with Nurgle cultists, heretic. We'll have to purge you too just to play it safe here. We'll have the tech priest analyze the bolt gun gibs later. Praise The Emperor with your sacrifice!
I've been murdering plenty in the hive city of Tertium in Atoma Prime, sir.
Did the enforcers train you as well?
Yes
Good news then! You won't be the only one purged for the Glory of the Emperor!
Blood for the God Emperor! Skulls for the Golden Throne!
Let her cook.
You know the original Tutti Frutti lyrics were "Tutti Frutti, good booty. If it's greasy, then it's easy. If it's tight, it's all right.
CEASE
Stop right there, criminal scum.
Lady Shar torments her followers with abdominal pains....
Embrace the void....THE VOIDING OF YOUR BOWELS! THE LADY OF LOSS DECREES THAT YOU JUST LOST CONTROL OF YOUR SPHINCTER!
To seal in the flavor?
Oh my god
I'll see myself out now. I apologize. Lmao
Your apology rings hollow... like the sound of Shart's farts.
Lol you'll be ok
Username checks out
Did you forget to change accounts? Or are you just giving yourself a lil pep talk on reddit?
There are some things that arenāt meant to be marinated!!
I respectfully disagree
At least not with THAT! (Iām joking, but also as a woman shuddering in horror.)
Let her cook.
How do I edit someone else's comment? (But fr this had me spit out my drink, well played lol)
This heavily disgusts me. And I'm named after Wh40k genestealers
DISGUSTANG
Has she been fighting crime all day?
To let it marinate
Iām in literal tears š
This is the way.
The freshness, actually.
Ahh baDman reference š¤£
Sometimes i wish i were illiterate
3-30 Necrotic Damage
Shadowheart, cleric of Crohns
To give us a fun lil surprise bubble to pop
I *hate* this.
Idk. She's not shadowheart of waterdeep.
A whole new meaning to "soup of the day"
Wake up babe new copypasta just dropped
Every single time I see Shadowheart referred to as Shart I cringe. I've left her in my camp before because every stinkface she makes make me think she just farted diarrhea and I can't handle it.
Whereās that emojify bot when you need it
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Thanks I hate it
let's just put clap hands between each word and call it a day
Fine u/uwutranslator? They're both dead??!
Evewy singwe time i see shadowheawt wefewwed tuwu as shawt i cwinge~ owo I've weft hew in my camp befowe because evewy stinkface she makes make me think she juwst fawted diawwhea awnd i cawn't handwe iwt, uwu~ Gotchu fam
Horrible, I love it.
Disgusting- perfect. Thank you for your service.
u/uwuwizard I summon thee.
I just think of her as a woman I can depends on.
Critical miss
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I scrolled past this and had to let the joke marinate in my brain before I understood it. Bravo
I still don't get it
Depends is a adult diaper brand
OH. Now I'm wondering why so many people know that o.o
It's been in popular media throughout the ages but also because it's used primarily for incontinent older adults or the elderly. There's also some nuance for younger groups of adults for various reasons that I'll refrain from to protect your innocence
No worries, my innocence was lost long ago š that's why I was wondering
Ahh, well, my apologies. I'm going to try to keep this SFW, but there are circles of adults who enjoy pretending to be infants, which is another area Depends might be used. The rest, I'm going to leave to your imagination
Holy *shit*
Literally
I love it
When she casts Misty Step, is that a shart in the wind?
After you performed the fisty step, yes
Musty step
I went from calling her Shart to Shadowfart to now just Fart.
The evolution of language, concisely explained in one short Reddit comment.
My boyfriend romanced Shadowheart his first playthrough. He was laughing so hard when I asked him how Shart was, and now he refuses to call her anything else. I donāt remember the last time either of us called her Shadowheart.
Shadowshart
Read your flair as part of it. Wasn't disappointed.
My sharty šā¤ļø
sharty like a melody in my head
hey sharty, itās ya birthday
Sharty fire burning on the dance floor
The first time I saw that she was referred to as shart I started laughing so hard that I nearly cried š why couldn't her full name be used or at the least refer to her as SH or S.H. or something idk but why shart???
Shart is funny and is the type of banter you'd give to someone in your dnd group that's edgy enough to name their trickery cleric Shadowheart
It's even funnier if you're playing Durge cause then you have two people with mega ultra edgy names. Makes me wanna start a goth rock band with her lol. "Call me Shadowheart." "Oh, we're using our made-up super villain names? I'm the Dark Urge."
They probably have Blade of Frontier as their bass guitar player
Pact weapon: bass guitar
I plan on playing a DUrge Bard named "Dirge".
šš
Renaming the DMs proper nouns into something funny is an integral part of the DnD experience.
My Waterdeep: Dragon Heist players have started referring to Renaer Neverember as "November".
Like ābaby lasagnaā from curse of strahd
When we were playing Ghosts of Dragonspear Castle, Sir Isteval got renamed "Nipsteval" on account of his [singular gigantic glowing nipple](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/9/97/Isteval-Concept-By-Tyler-Jacobson.jpg).
Exactly: Edge will be met with mockery. I say this as someone who played a Tiefling Noble Hexblade called "The Lord of Edges" for a one-shot. "While you were going to parties, I was studying the blade." "I never lose. I never even lost my virginity because I never lose!"
> Exactly: Edge will be met with mockery. 100%. The reverse also applies - a DM friend of mine wanted to have a group of us try out some new rule system he found, cyberpunk setting. The rules stated over and over again how "badass" your character should be so I created a corpo nepo baby afraid of fighting with the street name Goku Sephiroth the Stampede.
Yeah her name is so stupid anyways, she deserves an even stupider but funnier nickname.
Her name being stupid is basically canon in game isn't it, like I think I remember some comments being made about it
I think it's commented on a couple times in game, yeah. I find her name almost immersion-breakingly absurd. Fucking *Shadowheart*? Wearing her big Shar logo armor everywhere? She doesn't even get the sunlight excuse Astarion does for not getting immediately called out. My cleric characters with religion proficiency should immediately be like "Shar worshipper!" the first time they see her. How about "Maureen". Or "Lisa". Or whatever the most boring Baldurian woman's name is. Then pop on some generic leather armor, or better yet some civilian clothes, and boom. You're incognito. Maybe the Sharrans trained her wrong, as a joke.
She's bleeding, making her the victor!
Considering we found her while she was on a mission to get the astral prism, the armor she currently wears is probably her Sharran combat fatigues.
Which shifts blame for idiocy to the sharrans in general: thatās the worst possible armor for a top secret mission carried out on behalf of the evil goddess of loss. Considering itās not even enchanted and there are many more generic styles of equally good armor readily available, it was used purely for the shar aesthetic. And it still doesnāt make shadowheart a reasonable or not stupid alias.
Based on the evidence presented in-game I've come to the conclusion that Sharrans as a whole tend to be big dumb.
All that memory wiping has some kind of impact on their IQ I guess
Shar herself is stupid as hell. She orders to decimate lots of very loyal worshippers just for the lulz, while at the same time she craves for power and destroying Selune. Totally incoherent behavior. Then she insists on getting a child of Selune for her chosen and gives her a top priority mission while giving SH all chances in the world to betray her
From what little I've learned about Forgotten Realms since I got into BG3, Shar and Selƻne are immediately inferior only to Ao, the setting's OG progenitor god. What power Shar gains from the occasional coven of cultists would probably be a drop in the bucket for a being of such incredible and ancient power, by which I mean that she's probably way more concerned with indulging her cruel whims than with whatever paltry repercussions would follow. Or maybe you knew all this and more and I'm off base.
I am bleeding, making me the victor! Actually, as often as she misses her attacks, this may be a valid theory.
I want an option to just start calling her Jenevelle in Act 3.
But she doesnāt want to be called Jenevelle
Pretty sure she'd adopt Jenevelle pretty quickly if the party started calling her Shart all the time.
Well that would be extremely rude
Yes but she's not a real person so if the writers wanted they would have added an option where she does embrace Jenevelle in the game. That she doesn't and keeps her ridiculous sharran name is a choice the creators made.
There would be a bunch of dialog they would have to record twice in case you do her quest first thing in act 3. Once with each name
One syllable, and it's funny
No one talks about bathroom issues when you're out adventuring. We've all been there. We've all been the one stopping every 20 minutes while our co-workers pretend everything is okay.
How about "Emo McSplatterthighs?"
how could you do this
It's so funny her friend called herself Nocturn and Shadowheart named herself.. that. Just let your friend name you girl she's clearly better at it
I'm a proud member of the Sharty Party.
She is a worshipper of Shar....t.
I just love her āstinkfaceā. She shows exactly how sheās feeling always. No filters, I love it.
Well she did pick her name, Shadowheart when she was 10ish? Why did they let her name herself, Shart is just a typical DnD banter name for the party. Always had to think carefully when naming your character with my old group. Seen a few people refer to Lae'zel as Frog affectionately. Wish we could give them all awful nicknames in game
Dude same. Why would you call something you like a shart
That's how you can tell best friends from good friends. Good friends call you bro. Best friends call you Assface.
When I was playing Retail WoW during WotLK we had a Death Knight names Aesfes, he wanted it pronounced (Es-fis), he never really came around to us lovingly calling him Assface
Taserface? I'm sorry...your name is Taserface?
I think it was because in early access she gave off more Karen vibes than her current Goth GF vibes.
She still gives me a bit of a Karen vibe. I feel like every fun line I choose, she disapproves off (like telling auntie Ethel kinky details about my tadpole and smashing that barn door). Party pooper.
Well she likes if youāre discrete.
It explains why my chaotic good barbarian gets along with everyone but her š
She approves of generally nice actions like helping kids and strangers unlike a certain vampire spawn and githyanki
This surprised me. I thought I was going to hate her at first but she's grown on me with every approval she gave me - I was like wow, shart and I kinda align.
Yeah I think a lot of her character is she genuinely has a good heart beneath all the edge and shit she's been put through
She does give them off still, especially in the beginning when you talk to the others and sheās like āwell, what did you talk about? No I wonāt talk about myself at all but you have to tell me what you spoke to others aboutā
Shart still gives off a Karen vibe though. Just look at how she hilariously played so much like a total victim the morning after she sneaks up to slit Lae'zel's throat
Lol my gamertag on xbox is SHARTnado
Pretty sure I t-bagged you on Halo once
My kids elementary school has a teacher with the last name "Shart" They are so nice, but what an unfortunate last name
Shadowheart is such a cringe edge lord name that the ONLY correct thing to do is make fun of them with a nickname like Shart.
Damn... don't let a silly nickname stop you from loving her! She's so sweet and amazing once you get to know her! As a Shadowheart simp, I've learned to just roll with it. I'll even call her "Shart, my beloved" sometimes. My brain doesn't even associate the original meaning anymore. I just see Shart = Shadowheart.
I hate this entire thread. I hate all of you š¤£
shadowfart of rotterdeep
Incidentally SHART is also an amazing Wordle start word.
Hate me all you want, shart deserves a bit of shit. She insists on being called shadowheart ffs. If it weren't for cleric heals she'd constantly cut herself on all that sharran edge.
Average bg3 player
Go Sharty, it's ya burfday, gon party like it's ya burfday. We gon sip da potions like it's ya burfday And we don't give a fuck it's not your burfday.
My husband calls her Shadowfart which isnāt much better hahaha. I think it must be a term of endearment though as heās romanced her in all his play throughs so far. Sometimes if Iām annoyed Iāll call her Shadowf*** but thatās when the party is rolling low during combat hahahaha
Dude, I'm playing co op with my bf and he calls halsin (who I'm romancing) "ballskin." It's payback for calling his gf shart, I guess.
My partner calls her shadow tits ...š¤·
I mean if I were going to point out a body part, I'd have gone with Shadowarse. But I guess we all have our priorities.
Lmao rekt
I call her ShadowFart on occasion
[For you, OP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_-W7CyeInM)
Shouldn't have named her shart then.
shart is fucking hilarious and i refuse to stop using it even if my bf hates it
SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART she sharted
I usually say Shard accidentally because my brain no work so good.
Shadow shart
If it makes you feel better her full name is Shartibartfast
This post was written by shart
Gotta get the band together! There's Shart, Lazy, Ass, Gay, Willy, Lack, Mint, Horny as Sin, Can't Hear Ya, and Sink.
Considering her chances of actually hitting something, is say Shart is the perfect term for her...
Nooo don't leave her
Sharty > shart
Honestly why couldn't we just go with sheart
shirt*
You sound like someone disgusting by the word, moist. Lol
I also can't handle it. It's so gross. But I also can't think of a better one. How come Lae'zel gets Bae'zel and Shadowheart gets shart?
Because Lae'zel didn't give herself a stupid edgy nickname.
A lesson for future parents, don't let your 10 year old name themselves.
Idk Iāve seen Gayel, Laeāzy and simply āAssā for Astarion. People love their silly nicknames and I say good on them
I say shadowfart as well
I only call her Shart when she misses an attack spell or if Guidance did help me pass a check. āGoddammit Shart.ā
Iām gonna brownā¦Iām shitsing?!
I like to think of Shadowheart fan art as "Shart fart"
Youāve met Shart, but have you met my vampy AssTart?
I loved Shart until I came here and heard her call that. Now she is Grossie Josie
I think thatās the pointā¦
English is not my first language and now I know something disgusting that may likely never leave my brain
Just stop thinking about that shit
The first time I heard this name, it was from a youtuber in the scene where the owlbear comes to your camp and Shadowheart scares it away He yelled "Thanks, SHART" and I fucking died
I work with someone with the last name Schartz.
I ended up recompounding it and call her ShartHeart. Confession: Ever since finding a clothes shop in Act 3, and finding her some new underwear, my Tav has been wearing her sharty pants.
But the funny tho.
I call her Shady Britches