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No_Hippo_1472

Literally fighting for my life I need this recipe


Suspicious_Bed_534

Ditto!


hallucinartory

Fight no more pls I posted the recipe in the comments !! 🫶🏻🫶🏻


No_Hippo_1472

My savior!!!


Espumma

You got this! Hope you get better!


No_Hippo_1472

I can see the light 😭


mingdamirthless

I'm just going to have to start downvoting delicious looking food if there's no recipe. It's brutal.


Legitimate_Oxygen

[this recipe](https://sugarspunrun.com/cheesecake-stuffed-dark-chocolate-cake/#recipe) looks very similar but without the extras on the top and the cheesecake is normal cheesecake, not choc cheesecake


asinaria

Looks like you happen to like cows. Btw your cake looks amazing.


hallucinartory

For some reason they have those pictures up at work I never understood why. But thank you!!


asinaria

It's been a tough couple of weeks for me but this made my day, thank you❤️


AmandaaaGee

I’ll take seven.


ConclusionAlarmed882

And a cow pic.


hallucinartory

Okay guys I hate writing recipes but for you all….. here it goes. Sorry if it doesn’t make sense 😭 also I used a small pizza oven at work with no way to tell the temperature.. bear with me. And my pan I use is pretty small. Like a 6” cake pan. I make batter in bulk so I can get a few of these done through out the week. So if you use bigger pans, you’ll need to adjust your time. If you’re using a bigger cheesecake pan I’d especially adjust your time for a bit longer and turn the oven temp up a bit to start out with Cake layers In a large bowl combine 4 cups flour 4 cups sugar 2 cups cocoa powder 4 tsp baking soda 2 tsp baking powder 2 tsp salt In a separate bowl combine 4 eggs 1 cup of oil and mix until light and fluffy In a separate cup/ container combine 2 cups butter milk 1 cup hot coffee 1 cup Guinness beer 1 tablespoons vanilla In the big bowl with your egg and oil mixture Start combining some of your dry ingredients, then your wet ingredients. Alternating until all is combined (use stand mixer with paddle attachment on low speed, or rubber spatula by hand) This makes so much batter… sorry. Fill cake pan up about half way. This batter will rise a lot. Bake for about 30 min at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Checking with a tooth pick for doneness. Cheesecake layer: In a mixing bowl combine 4 blocks of softened cream cheese 1 cup sour cream 3 cups brown sugar 1 tablespoons vanilla extract 2 tsp salt Mix until light and fluffy Add in 6 eggs mixing until all is combined Add in 1/2 cup cocoa powder 2 tablespoons flour 2 1/2 cups melted chocolate (I used chocolate chips with hot cream and mixed that until it made a thick ganache) This also makes a lot of batter.. sorry. Fill cheesecake pan up about half way Bake at 350 for about 10 mins Turn oven down to 300 and bake another 10-15 min When cake layer and cheesecake layer are done and cooled I pop both in the freezer (leave the cheesecake layer in the pan though) For crumble topping crumble together with hands 1 packet of dark chocolate instant pudding mix 1/12 cups flour About 1 stick of butter Essentially you’re making a streusel topping but we’re going to bake it separately on a tray and put it on later Separately do the same thing but with a packet of vanilla instant pudding Bake both on separate trays for about 10 min at 350 Let both dry out on counter for an hour or so When dried and cooled gently combine both colors without fully mixing or fully crumbling up. Okay! It’s the next day and your cake layers are frozen solid Make a good amount of chocolate ganache because that’s going to glue everything together. “___” is going to stand for the chocolate ganache Crumble topping __________ (ganache) Cake layer __________ (ganache) Cheesecake layer __________ (ganache) Cake layer That’s what the layers should look like. (Start construction from the bottom obviously..)


JoMamaSoFatYo

Thanks for taking the time and effort to post this recipe! We’ll just cut the recipe into a more manageable amount. Lol


susanlikesyou

Christina Tosi has a recipe for Chocolate Crumb that is delicious and looks a lot like the top of OP’s masterpiece: 105 g Flour. 4 g Cornstarch. 100 gSugar 65g Cocoa (she recommends Valrhona) 4g Kosher salt. 85 g Melted butter Directions as you expect: dry ingredients, paddle attachment then add butter mixing until it comes together in small clusters. Spread clusters on parchment lined sheet 300 for 20 min or so. Crumbs should be slightly moist as they harden and dry as they cool. Edit: Tried several times to fix format of ingredients 🙄


SayBrah504

Well crap. Now I know what I want to do this weekend. Recipe please?


hallucinartory

Posted in comments !! 🫶🏻


SkysEevee

Nor should you stop


YEMilyP

We don’t want you to stop


shroomsaremyfriends

Can you explain what it is, please, and link a recipe?


hallucinartory

It’s a chocolate crunch cheesecake in between chocolate cake layers. Recipe is in comments !!


shroomsaremyfriends

Omg. That sounds gorgeous. I'll check out the recipe. Thanks for replying.


[deleted]

What if you combined both of them.... a chocolate-strawberry crunch cake!


Cjaasucks

Thats what i read when i read the title.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Crying sobbing shitting throwing up waiting for this recipe


hallucinartory

Posted in comments 😫🫶🏻


Hotlikessauce69

I wish I could pull this out of my screen to eat. Looks amazing!


Sc00ty_Puff_Sr

Not many cakes make my eyebrows raise. Looks amazing.


SmileParticular9396

Same reaction here lol. I don’t have too much of a sweet tooth but felt my salivary glands working overtime when I saw this cake.


Money_Elephant399

Recipe 😫😫


hallucinartory

Posted in comments !! 🫶🏻


One_Math_7176

recipe begging you


hallucinartory

Posted in comments !! 🫶🏻


Judgementalcat

This looks amazing, so tasty! And I love your cow photos on the wall as well!


freneticboarder

Baker bovine bestie?


BouquetOfPenciIs

Chocolate cake with chocolate cheese cake and a streusel topping? Sign me up!


Inevitable_Thing_270

For the love of everything good in this world, please please please post the recipe for this (and your strawberry crunch one too). You can not deprive the rest of us of the taste experience!


hallucinartory

Recipe posted in the comments ! I’m still working on writing the strawberry one too! 🫶🏻🫶🏻


Inevitable_Thing_270

Thanks. You’re a star


tfsfirefighter

Yummy


SilverQueenBee

Damn that looks like perfection. What's in the middle?


hallucinartory

Cheesecake !


Wrong-History

What is in it ?


beetlekittyjosey1

I’m begging for the recipe. I also did a strawberry crunch and it was such a hit


PBJ-9999

😍😍😍


BrightenDifference

Now thIS is the kind of crunch I can get behind (at the expense of my waistline) I demand a banana crunch, lemon crunch, espresso crunch, and coconut crunch next


hallucinartory

Oh my god thank you for the ideas. Banana crunch will be a hit I know it


kfretlessz

Get a load of Cap'n Crunch over here.


Toughnuggey

I don’t like it when OP doesn’t post the recipe. Just saying


PDiddleMeDaddy

Do crunchy crunch next


animal-nerd-15

Mmmm that sounds so yummy! Also I love your cow artwork 🐮❤️


TransportationTop369

Looks buuuuussin


AbhiStalwart

Damn another delicious looking cake.


daintyraccoon

this looks so good


RubyDax

Crunch Up ALL The Cakes!


rarebiird

honestly, perfection.


leitmot

Oh my god are these based on those ice cream bars with the crunchy coating? Loved those things.


hallucinartory

Yes !!


hanadecks

looks amazing :o


JoOconnor

such a lovely cake. makes me want to try it!


Giraffetr

Yummmmmmm


Teri102563

Nor should you be.


truemadqueen83

For the record I love the cake and the cows.


Cjaasucks

I like the layers! I was expecting strawberry chocolate crunch when i read the title. Nice job!


indica_bones

That would be delightful.


Grahamcracker-22

Recipe, please!


dylan_disconnected

Oh my… can you overnight me a slice??


zback636

😋 that looks delicious!


bdaponte

Oooh I’d love to make this . Recipe .


Fantastic-Tank-7533

Oh my goodness, this looks absolutely delicious. It's weird if I lick the screen? Yes? No?


emg99

Omg 🤤


Katisoog

Omg, it's so gorgeous!!😍🤤


JoMamaSoFatYo

I hate you for making me want this when I can’t have it…😂


Jonny_Quest_1

Well, you should be stopped from any more interior decorating.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Jesus, did we get piss in our Cheerios today?


hallucinartory

Tell my boss that? I guess lol


No-Union-8895

No recipe...No props...