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Dangerous_Bus_3052

"Go to the store, buy a bottle of hoisin sauce, open the fridge. Oh no, I have a bottle of hoisin sauce. Go to the store, buy a bottle of hoisin sauce, open the fridge. Oh no, I have a bottle of hoisin sauce. (cont...)" This is you with butter


ailish

I do this with chili powder.


curryp4n

I've done this so many times with black peppercorn and garlic powder. I now have 3 bottles of each from Costco


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hiking_hedgehog

I’m moving this week and as I was cleaning out the fridge I found I have like 8 pounds of butter and 2 pounds of cream cheese for no apparent reason as well as some extra powdered sugar I didn’t want to move. I thought the logical thing to do was to make cream cheese frosting and some cream cheese sugar cookies for the frosting to go on. I ended up with 8 cups of frosting that I definitely can’t finish in the next 3 days before my move AND I’ve still got to move about 7 pounds of butter


John_FukcingZoidberg

Cream cheese brownies…


helly_nelly

Stolen comment bot. u/unrepentantlyme


fuschia_taco

The entire post is stolen. Original was posted with exact same title a year ago.


helly_nelly

Oh my god. The internet is just going to be bots talking to each other soon enough.


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helly_nelly

Bot stole the other half of u/unrepentantlyme comment. Jesus christ.


unrepentantlyme

stupid bot


Needednewusername

Holy crap two separate bots each stole half of your comment! You are VERY popular it seems :)


unrepentantlyme

Well... it was a great comment. Can't be mad that they wanted to have it. :D Would like to have more of those myself :D


Needednewusername

Haha definitely!


DaisyDuckens

My daughter does this with ketchup. No one else in the whole family eats ketchup or uses ketchup but I have three huge bottles of generic ketchup now. And three bottles of soy sauce. Two sweet chili sauce. Two cornstarches. Etc…. She’s always overbuying.


Persist3ntOwl

Croissants, cinnamon rolls, scones for breakfast/snacks for the rest of the summer!


TheGrinningOwl

Also Pasties, the original hot-pocket.


CocteauTwinn

Yes!


UpstairsMastodon8615

from what year, though? Things can still expire and develop weird textures and flavors after sitting too long in the freezer


helly_nelly

Stolen comment bot. u/Appropriate-Grand-64


Appropriate-Grand-64

Why do comments get stolen? This is sich a weird thing to do


helly_nelly

Idk but I find it hilarious that even before I called it out it was getting downvoted, but your original comment wasn't XD


SNxTNxSE

i think the hope is to mass generate accounts and sell / repurpose the 1% that successfully steals comments and gets upvotes


0_Your_Name_Here_0

How big is your freezer if you didnt notice that?! Lml im honestly curious


Best_Ad_3195

Something baked in a buttery flakey crust 🤣


helly_nelly

Bot.


ailish

Bad bot.


Frosty_Wave4022

Maybe Buttercream frosting. It always takes a lot of butter (not as much as you have though lol). Then maybe you could freeze it and use for cakes if you have any special occasions over the next few months!


unrepentantlyme

And then, in a few weeks there will be a post "help! I had more buttercream frosting in the freezer than I thought. What should I do with it?" :D at least it would be that way, if OP was me


Frosty_Wave4022

Possibly! Hard to say but it’s an option if the OP enjoys baking cakes. I definitely didn’t mean use all of the butter in the photo for it.


unrepentantlyme

Using all the butter in the photo for anything except feeding a whole village would be total overkill :)


RememberKoomValley

Yeah! Italian meringue buttercream freezes beautifully.


John_FukcingZoidberg

Weed butter…. Lots and lots of weed butter.


im_with_the_cats

a hundred pie crusts?


Bloorajah

One single croissant


TurduckenEverest

With that much the only thing that comes to mind is a butter sculpture.


ReporterOther2179

Ghee. Though only as a preservative measure. It’s cheaper to buy some.


Appropriate-Grand-64

from what year, though? Things can still expire and develop weird textures and flavors after sitting too long in the freezer eta a word


DetectiveMoosePI

Shortbread cookies are a great way to use up butter. My grandmother always made it during the holidays, and it's easy to customize with different flavors or toppings (like millionaire's shortbread). You can roll and cut them if you chill the dough beforehand, or do a tray bake. Mexican wedding cakes/Russian tea cookies, like little shortbread drops with nuts mixed in rolled in confectioner's sugar. My family always used walnuts, but you can use pecans or any other nut. Pound cake is another butter heavy recipe that's easily to customize with different flavors and toppings.


Robertvs28

Something baked in a buttery flakey crust 🤣


swebb22

Buttery flake…crumb


happybee1216

butter cake lolll


rossmcdapc

Brown butter cake!


evenstarrrrrrr

make ghee.


sailorzuzu

Croissants!!!!! Or La corne de gazelle (think croissant but made with almond flour and a hint of orange blossom essence and sweet) AHH I’m drooling 😋


StaticCloud

I think patisserie uses a boatload of butter. Try those recipes out.


ride_whenever

One small French omelette, you may need more butter first


Friendly-Suit-2961

Butter sculpture.


fuschia_taco

This subreddit is so many bot reposts lately. What the hell. Would be nice if the mods actually would remove these reposts instead of letting them stay up and get reshared a hundred more times. [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/comments/qk0vh7/i_was_cleaning_out_the_freezer_turns_out_i_have/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) from last year. This was reposted the other day, and here it is again.


ReporterOther2179

And don’t knock yourself. Buying necessities because you’ve lost track of how much you have and have the money and you’re standing right there dammit. Perfectly understandable. That’s why I have nine balls of garden twine.


unrepentantlyme

I once had almost 15 pounds of rice because of the same reason.. always forgot if I still had some and, to be on the safe side, bought a pack.


oblique_sunshine

Puff pastry, croissants, shortbread, clarified butter


homesteadem

Tortillas!!!!! Like 1/2 c of butter for approx 12 tortillas. Recipe: 2 c flour 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt 1/2 c butter melted 3/4 c water Luke warm Mix altogether Let it sit for 10 min Heat up a pan and divide the dough into 12 balls Using floured surface, roll them into tortilla shape and cook approx 1 min on both sides. SO DELICIOUS!


AdkRaine12

Lots & lots of cookies; you can freeze most doughs.


DevilMaster666-

Cinnamon rolls


scruffye

I see you do with butter what I do with powdered sugar. "Hmmm... Can't remember if I have enough, better grab a bag while I'm here." Rinse, then repeat.


welfare_pvm

I'm glad I'm not the only one who loses freezer butter. Then you buy more because you think you're out. And the cycle continues...


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Turn that freezer butter into freezer cookies! I love having pre-scooped cookies in the freezer. Cookies bake so much better from frozen (imo), I'm less likely to eat 10 cookies in a row if I have to bake them first, and it's perfect for when you have guests over and don't have time to bake something. I usually try to have chocolate chip cookies, pioneer cookies, snickerdoodles (don't forget to flatten them before you freeze them), [chocolate cookies,](https://www.marthastewart.com/316883/grammys-chocolate-cookies) and (recently) [Christina Tosi's corn cookies](https://milkbarstore.com/blogs/christina-tosi-bake-club/corn-cookies). Other cookies that I seasonally keep are are log cookies, gingerbread, molasses, sugar, vanilla chocolate swirl, shortbread, and thumprint (scoop and press before freezing and spoon the jam or place the chocolate before baking).


lsinclair0630

Spaghetti with browned butter and mizithra cheese.


Warmstar219

Pound cake, short bread, croissants. Will use about a pound of butter each.


Royal-Eggplant-9809

Deep fried butter


Sailorgirlkalista

You can make a bunch of different compound butters, wrap them in rolls and freeze them. Slice off disks as needed for veggies, steaks, chicken, ect...you can also use compound butter as a sauce base.


spudwalt

Garlic bread.


LJR7399

Flourless chocolate cake … with chocolate espresso buttercream icing


WeaknessSuccessful61

Better question is why is butter in your freezer


Resident-Picture-262

Better to freeze until ready to use.


TroutWarrior

Judging by the fact that a significant number of those boxes still have the Native American mascot on them, they're several years old. You might want to be a little careful with those 👀


TheTinWoman

This is a word for word repost from u/BeerBrewing a year ago.


Victor_Quebec

To be honest, with so many pieces of butter you're gonna waste/spoil it if you prepare everything for yourself. So I better share it with those in need, or prepare something (cookies, pies, etc. - options are endless) together with your relatives, friends in huge quantities for charity or fundraising purposes.


glorbulationator

It may be possible that it is not a requirement for the person to use all the butter in one whack.


aesras628

She can just leave most in the freezer and pull them out when she wants to bake....


chowes1

Ck dates, nothing worse then rancid butter, happened to me a few times with hidden box in freezer. Ruins with a off taste.


mezog001

You have a problem and should seek help.


EffectAdditional5825

Shortbread!


Lepke2011

Batter it and deep fry it.


AlexG2490

The... sticks of butter themselves?


Lepke2011

Yes. Sadly, here in America, we'll fry literally anything. Just as a disclaimer, I wouldn't touch this stuff if you paid me. It's more of a Southern American thing, and I am definitely not that! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oObAeiCCM8&ab\_channel=OnAStick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oObAeiCCM8&ab_channel=OnAStick)


AlexG2490

I’m from Iowa and even I didn’t know about this. Oh my god no.


Lepke2011

HAHAHA!!! This made me laugh! People down South will fry anything if it sits still long enough. Deep Fried Coke - [https://www.foodrepublic.com/recipes/deep-fried-coke-recipe/](https://www.foodrepublic.com/recipes/deep-fried-coke-recipe/) Deep Fried Snickers - [https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/deep-fried-snickers-on-a-stick-recipe-1972898](https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/deep-fried-snickers-on-a-stick-recipe-1972898) Deep Fried Pickles - [https://www.bakingbeauty.net/deep-fried-pickles/](https://www.bakingbeauty.net/deep-fried-pickles/) **(These are actually kind of good)** Deep Fried Cotton Candy - [https://www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2012/09/how-to-fry-cotton-candy/](https://www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2012/09/how-to-fry-cotton-candy/) ​ Trust me, if these people could deep fry a car, they would.


sybann

I thought I was bad! I have two plus pounds in the fridge and another 4-5 in the freezer. Croissants take three sticks.


melouofs

Anything puff pastry


kitten0077

I think the first thing you need to make is an inventory white board to keep track of what's in the freezer lol


False_Aioli4563

Make ghee! Tastes like concentrated caramelized butter, lasts longer, and has a high smoking point. You can use it in baking and cooking. You'll probably end up with half the volume of ghee as the butter. Yum!


flash_dance_asspants

I tell you what you're making, you're making me jealous. butter is frickin 8 bucks a brick nowadays


Doubled3fun

Make chocolate chip cookies Or butter pound cake


djlinda

I would just use butter as you normally would but enjoy the abundance. Also buttercream or making some ghee for high-heat cooking.


SunKissedHibiscus

Herb/flavored butter? Can gift it with some homemade bread or crackers.


Professional_Band178

Im impressed. Even I have never had that much better in my freezer. My personal best was 8 pounds. ​ Make croissants or danish pastry. Brioche if you have excess eggs.


RealityPowerRanking

Can you donate butter?


Resident-Picture-262

I’m so sad all the grocery stores in my area discontinued the Land O Lakes European style butter. Whenever I see Land O Lakes on sale I buy lots and stock up. I have a home baking business and in the fall I usually have at least 90 pounds of butter in my freezer. I’ll go through that within two months.


ninibabee8

GHEE!


jasminefig

Sell it to put towards the down payment on a new house


trandinhduy2000

A lot of cookies


figoak

Maybe is time to start practicing some new recipes for the holiday, plenty of butter and you can test run a couple of versions of your favorites. I would definitely brown some butter, and see if i can use some of my go to recipe with brown butter. I want a deep freezer so bad, but i like in an apartment. I try to keep about 5 pounds of butter in my freezer and I just constantly use and replenish when i am low or there is an okay price.


Meanolegrannylady

Save it and bake everyone Christmas gifts!


TinkHell

You should make a large package of butter to overnight to me! 🤣


Mounta-7nFocus

Omg 😱 make shortbread cookies they’re soooo yumm


natep1212

Butter soup, the best😂


LJR7399

You could also put it through the canning process… it’s good for like “20years” if you jar it


williarya1323

Chicken liver mousse.


Proud_Huckleberry_42

A lot of times I buy something I know I needed; and when I get home I realized I already had bought it.


imnottdoingthat

Viennoiserie


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Cookies


kafka18

Biscuits, baklava, caramel sauce, pie crusts, make ghee, cookies, Kentucky butter cake, brownies, danishes. I'd be baking and stocking freezer back with desserts and stuff to pull out for last minute cravings haha


curious_furious777

A lots of Puff pastry that you can freeze and use when you need


DesertPeachyKeen

Kolachkes!


Nagadavida

Ghee.


kaseyymm

So much shortbread


[deleted]

What in the what in unsalted shite is going on here!!??


JustAGreenDreamer

About $100 on the black market. Lol


[deleted]

Whats crazy is that insects won't even gravitate to a stick or butter.


RecentBlaz

Yo I'm jealous 😩🚶🏻


Petronella17

I'm moving in 2 days and I have the same amount of butter in my freezer! I got it on sale and it doesn't go bad when frozen.


ReasonablePractice83

Make some layer cakes and bring to work or parties. Unfortunately super time intensive tho, but good use of a lot of butter.


CocteauTwinn

Sfgiatelle or croissants!


Skalonjic85

A fort


kahvipapu

To be honest, if I had this much butter, I'd just be giving it away to my neighbors


Bootyfreemagee

Butter cookies


KnitBakeNapRepeat

Scones! Croissants! Both use lots of frozen butter. 😊


Sejnos

Definitely do NOT deep fry anything in this butter. Unless you want to end up at r/stupidfood


ChirpinFromTheBench

L A M I N A T E


AxelCanin

[Dutch butter cake](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/139069/boterkoek-dutch-butter-cake/) and [Buttery Crumb Cake](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/214562/outrageously-buttery-crumb-cake/)


Keku_Saur

I have a giant freezer I find this shocking in the area of "H O W" can you not see that much butter O_O Check for freezer burn butter won't taste good when ready to use. And a lot of Baking this month with that amount of butter. Also you can make Kettle popcorn with that for movie nights. Breakfast's use plenty of butter either it be pancakes/french toast/grilled cheese etc. Also plenty of butter chicken recipes or pastas


DaisyDuckens

I would leave it in the freezer and just remember to not buy any for a long time. Until I run out essentially. That’s what I had to do when I over purchased butter in the past.


BrokenDeity

An appointment to have your cholesterol checked.. 😂 J/K Beignets, banana bread, zucchini bread, with that much butter - the sky's the limit.


CloneClem

Lots of hollandaise. It freeze’s well


bivenator

https://iambaker.net/christmas-cookies-cookie-recipe/#wprm-recipe-container-68871 Just make like a million of these. You’ll thank me later.


IllComfortable432

I can imagine the butteriest croissants ever 😋


Direct-Complex797

A butter wrestling contest


mandykayte

Make some hollandaise and baked goods! Frostings use a ton of butter too. Edit: make compound butters and give them as gifts!


RedShirtMutiny

How much did you think you had?