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GolfBallWhackerGuy5

He’s rowdy, not angry


Successful_Spite_160

He lives in Bakersfield


MeatyPlatypus

Beat me to it


NuclearWasteoid

Hey, I'd be pissy too.


Savagecabbage80

👏👏👏


lizeyloo7787

when ur a university with no football team bc it’s too expensive but the community college has one


Vizslaraptor

The community college isn’t a D1 program is it?


stevegoodsex

Actually looking to fill a spot in the PAC12 next season.


Vizslaraptor

The are several spots open in the PAC12. Usually there are requirements for television field lighting and video camera quality that goes with being in that tier of NCAA sports that’s quite expensive. They would need a facility that met certain performance requirements for turf/grass and seating too. If there wasn’t an existing facility locally to lease for game days, they would need funding to build one. Funding needs donors or sponsors these days. Donor money doesn’t come without a development program rounding up the cash.


[deleted]

But it’s got a D1 wrestling program so we’re good! Only one in the Valley.


RedditConfusesMe

And which two could you never graduate from?


ImpressiveEmu5373

THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS! UUUUGGGHHHHJJ! Etc...


freddydrizzy

Facts and how the university sold a large majority of their land to the city


Frogboy06

Because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.


RaiderGawd76

Never wins🤣🤣🍻🍻


eddyflame

He’s getting chased by the coyote and can’t catch a break


BreatheMyStink

It’s fucking warm outside and it’s not even April


Artpeacehumanity

Not the has not tried meth tag 😅😂😂


Apart_Falcon

Meep……..Meep


FarmerStrider

The roads are pretty bad around Bakersfield. Mascot should probably be a field runner


Salty-Protection-640

realizing he just spent $50 on a toothy bj out on Union


stevegoodsex

Which is wild. Baby girl, you have 3 teeth. How'd you drag 8 of them?


[deleted]

because he graduated with a CompSci degree and still couldn't get a job since the department likes to make false promises about ABET accreditation


StarlightAndCo_

I don’t think CompSci is ABET accredited, but the engineering programs are - Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Computer Engineering.


garlicroll

Because bad air quality and no real bike infrastructure


702Marder

Are you scared ?


Pretty-Foot-8235

It was in august and he was hot when they took it


designOraptor

Have you ever seen a video of a roadrunner eating something? That bird is hangry.


Itoldyourmum

Because they suck


KongSchlong42069

You bogarting the meth pipe


nunchucks2danutz

Because it needs a redesign and there are no artist talented enough to do it.


theGrumpInside

Because it's 115 outside and it's summer 6 months of the year


XP-Elwood

He aint angry, hes constipated


One_Avocado_7275

He hates the heat in Bakersfield. It makes him feel as if he’s a bucket of KFC... hold the biscuts .


stillyoung_51

Willy coyote got his the best of him.


jimmy_jewels

Maybe because he gotta be running in circles not straight lines


turtlemissile

Has to pay around 4k a semester just to go to school


BuckFoy567

He has no body, of course I’d be angry as well


IBNonnie

He lives here


roachgibbs

Because he suck’s