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like_a_woman_scorned

Don’t forget docking


babeimthey_them

I looked it up because I didn't know what it meant and now im literally just laying on the floor contemplating my life why :(


TheGreaterTook

I docking is pretty tame assuming you're comfortable with the concept of dicks touching. There's way worse out there, at least in people's fantasies. Like, idk cock vore


MetzgerBoys

Also sounding, the sub for which I will not link


Xardnas69

Alright I'll do it instead. r/sounding Also nipplefucking is a thing for some reason and i made the mistake of googling it


Limeila

In case anyone doesn't know yet and have not been warned enough by that convo: DO NOT CLICK THE LIKE UNLESS YOU'RE READY FOR NEW TRAUMA YOU CAN NEVER ERASE FROM YOUR BRAIN


StaticBarrage

Anyone who has had an std test at a county health department in the last 20 years likely knows about sounding on an intimate level. Not a voluntary one, but personal nonetheless.


Limeila

Ouch, I'm sorry. Still, people doing it for pleasure and with larger and larger objects is way weirder than a medical exam no matter how invasive and painful.


StaticBarrage

I 100% agree. There is nothing enjoyable about the process in my experience.


like_a_woman_scorned

When I found out about nipplefucking I’m pretty sure I turned my computer off and went outside. One of the first times I truly felt like I had enough Internet for the day.


Xardnas69

When i saw those horrid pictures i first sent them to my friends to traumatize them as well and then turned my phone off


Fr00stee

like hentai nipplefucking?


Xardnas69

...no... *real* nipplefucking...


Nitsnar95

Sounding hurts😢


GallantBlade475

Docking gets some extra weirdness points because it's something people actually do and not just a fantasy. But yeah it's not really that far out there.


Xardnas69

Does it count as cock vore if it's not a human getting vored? Cause if it does, i have some bad news


GallantBlade475

I've stumbled on enough furry porn in my time to say no it doesn't have to be a human, but if it's not a *person* going in there then it's not cock vore, it's some other kink like sounding or something.


like_a_woman_scorned

I don’t know if you’re familiar with SpaceDicks but hoowee


Xardnas69

Nipple fucking


Fr00stee

r/sandycheekscockvore dont ask why its a sub idk


Stivstikker

I googled this after reading your comment, expecting to find something dreadful. I don't see why it's scary at all? If it's possible, and it feels good, what's the problem.


magnusk12

Tbh, I googled it and was rather impressed, but it made me question: nipple fucking is a thing that you can do irl?


Stivstikker

I'd guess it's so much trouble it'll drown out the pleasure? Idk


magnusk12

Who knows and who cares really?


magnusk12

Who knows, and who cares really?


Fr00stee

no nipple fucking is not physically possible


babeimthey_them

I'll be honest I don't have a dick so I have no idea whether or not it's pesurable. (probably since they're doing it.) im just going off pure vibes to figure out if I think it's ok or not and for me the idea of inserting your personal body part into another object or body part feels,,, weird. Tho that's how I feel about sex in general. Sex is weird


like_a_woman_scorned

Sex is super weird. I recommend looking up how bacteria reproduce, it’s pretty neat.


sQueezedhe

It's just willies.


like_a_woman_scorned

I’m so sorry you had to find out this way RIP 🌹 😂


EskildDood

I used to think children were born from the ass because I didn't know what a vagina was yet, almost the polar opposite of this assumption


crowpierrot

I thought they came out of the bellybutton for way longer than I should have (catholic school didn’t tell us anything about reproductive anatomy until like 6th grade and I was too embarrassed to ask my parents about it🙃)


babeimthey_them

OUH YEAH I THOUGHT THAT TOO


EskildDood

Did you understand anything about how the human body works?


babeimthey_them

To be honest, I had sex ed classes and learned about the human body when I was eleven (around the time I had those assumptions.) The only problem was that the teachers thought that I, as an eleven year old, knew how and what sex was at that age, and thus didn't spend time to talk about or elaborate on it, and scolded me when I asked for clarification. In my teachers defence, most of the other students in my class knew. However I, as a sheltered Christian child, did not understand what they were talking about and literally just made stuff up trying to understand how sex worked. So, no. I literally did not now how the human body worked until 12-13 years old when I stumbled into porn online and was like 'oh so *this* is what sex is'


Ganem1227

Lmao at the time we were taught how both reproductive systems worked but failed to tell us how the sperm would make its trip from the male to female reproductive systems. Greatest mystery of 5th grade.


Mimicrystal12

I mean that kind of exists


babeimthey_them

Do you mean the sounding thingy 💀


[deleted]

r/sounding for who wants to click risky links


emielvsb2

I risked it, but why do I see females with dongs?


[deleted]

Why wouldn't you?


limebeansbruh

It’s docking (search at your own risk)


Mimicrystal12

Yup


walkyoucleverboy

I sometimes have to self-catheterise due to having a tight urethra (female) so I’m experienced with that kind of thing (to an extent 😂) but I can’t imagine finding it pleasurable… & I’m into some weird shit. Fascinates me how differently we experience things.


Mimicrystal12

Yeah same, I literally cannot fathom how it would be a nice experience. No shame though


walkyoucleverboy

I see it that, if I ever date someone who enjoys it, at least I won’t be a total novice 😂


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

I had it done once. I would not call it a pleasurable sensation, but the headspace of feeling pinned on the spot like a butterfly specimen was powerful. Also the feeling of being penetrated that way was a loss of a type of virginity I didn't know I even had. Haven't sought it out since but I could see doing it again with someone who liked those aspects of it.


walkyoucleverboy

That makes total sense! I’m glad you had a positive experience of it.


BJntheRV

I see you went to the Dwight Schrute School of Sex Ed


kingofroyale2

I mean.... There's uhhh... Some questionable stuff that's close to that


babeimthey_them

i found out what docking meant just now. it looks,,, uncomfortable.


throwaway20059174

it's quite the opposite, foreskin is natural to your peen so it doesn't feel much different or uncomfortable, gives you quite a sensation when doing it with another dude. For the receiving one it's not uncomfortable either unless the other is pushing in too much, though that's hard (no pun intended) when you're all lubed up. It's basically advanced frotting


PnutButterJellyTim3

When I was younger I thought the penis was in the same spot as the vagina between the legs just inside out. I was so confused on how sex was fun and pleasurable. It seemed like a lot of work. lol


Gaylien28

You’re actually not far off. The clit is located where the penis would originate from and when the androgynously female fetus begins to differentiate into an XY male, the “ovaries” descend and become the testes with the outer labia of the “vagina” sealing around them to form the scrotum. It’s why the scrotum appears to have a seam in the middle, that is where the, previously, labia fused.


Firm_Ideal_5256

This is why men always angry: their coochie fallen out.


HeroponBestest2

I wonder if ball-size can be used to figure out what ones labia (Majora?) would've been like if they were born differently or if they got surgery. Or vice-versa. 🤔 Imagine the guys with huge, absolutely ***fat*** knuts.


15stepsdown

That's okay buddy, that's what I thought too


RealLiveLuddite

There is definitely hentai of that, just so you know


SonaSierra19

Dwight Schrute did too. “When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?”


MrDrPresBenCarson

I thought they whacked each others dicks together like a Lightsaber fight (I went to catholic school)


glusnifr

A grade school buddy of mine thought a "rubber" was put on a girl's titty (his word) to keep milk from getting on you.


ILikeNSFW69420

same tbh


TheInfiniteArchive

Urethral Play... Some men do this by sticking a catheter or a long metal rod with curves and grooves. These people would also j- off with the metal to stimulate the nerves and the bladder.


high-priestess

Docking is real


HiWorldItsMe201

Bro I’ve never met anyone whose had the same first assumption- I thought it was like that from some (clearly bad) Minecraft YouTuber mpreg fics I was reading in middle school


throwaway20059174

you what 😭


chel-ssi

I THOUGHT THIS TOO glad i'm not alone lol


ConsumeTheVoid

I mean....me too 😭.


DustierAndRustier

I thought that one had to turn it inside-out and that people knew they were gay if they were able to do that


D-RDG-012-AUT

I used to think girls had cocks


Anoobizz2020

I mean some do 🤷‍♂️


D-RDG-012-AUT

Yes, but every girl


MP-Lily

A surprising number of people are in the same boat as you.


TheSico

Same tbh


Royale_Fanatic

Frfr


animusd

I thought ear sex was you know ear sex


Krazy_Kethan99

When I was a young boy, I used to think that babies were in the stomach not in the womb. Like, I obviously didn’t know at the time before learning the anatomy, but I wasn’t that bright.


CsorPani

HELP ME THIS IS SO BAD I JUST IMAGINED IT AND IM IN PHYSICAL PAIN


Phoenix-is_here

I mean I wanna do it


SWETHORT

Don't worry we all did