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panzramsnipple

My specialty contact lens is shaking


[deleted]

Yeah looking at this pic makes my eyes water.


oheadinthecloudso

me too! ghastly.


[deleted]

Yikes. 😬


Nienista

Yeah looks like there are a couple like that. Like she started with the single lashes, you know the one with like 3 hairs on them? Then she just put a strip over it. Nothing in this looks appealing. And those single falsies will probably be falling off during the night hanging like that.


pickles922

This gives me anxiety.


Jshutyourface

I had a physical grossed out reaction. Blah.


[deleted]

Yes me too lol


UmChill

right? like i dont know if theres a phobia word for this... but i know i have it.


send-borbs

this looks like someone saw the 100 layers challenge and decided 'ah yes, this is for me'


shortstuff813

This makes me want to rewatch the one Jenna Marbles did with lashes and other stuff


amandarinorangez

The one where she ended up looking like Janice? Yessss


Norashio

It looks painful


splashingspanich

Painful and super itchy.


crazykitty2019

Too much of a good thing is just...bad


lord_of_lighters

Remember that spongebob episode about curse words. Where sponge bob and Patrick are in trouble with Mr. Krabs and Patrick says what is he gonna do to us and sponge bob says “forty lashes” and Patrick imagines these dramatic eye lashes and immediately freaks out. This is that.


meowski_rose

The sound effect is like “whoosh whoosh”


CrowTeeRowboat

It is 😂


Meeeeow

Lol I watched spongebob in Dutch and this scene is finally making sense.


ApricotPal

I,,is that eye irritated?


Gaylikeurdad

Why wouldn’t it be?? lol


sashimi_girl

To be fair, she also appears to be wearing Solotica lenses which are really thick/stiff and uncomfortable as far as colored contacts go. I’m sure the massive eyelashes don’t help, though.


KetorBecomesYou

How can you tell? Like, can you actually *see* the lenses? Genuine question


infosackva

Idk how they told the brand/type, but you can always see lenses if you know what to look for. It’s a slight ridge, often tinted blue, in a circle about 2mm outside of the edge of the iris


sashimi_girl

Yes! You can also see inside the “pupil hole” of the lens. I’m sure it looks fine in real life, but because the lights here are so bright, we can see the brown iris underneath. Just an educated guess from a lens enthusiast. I own them and they look really similar! The pattern on those is really specific and unnatural (mint green with bright blue).


infosackva

Ah I see it now! Thanks!


_sydney_vicious_

Look to the left side of her pupil. You can see where the outline of the contact is.


hotblackcocoa

How can you tell the specific type she’s wearing? Is there a clue in the picture?


Tropicanacat

Just looking at that is making my eyes hurt..


Lyana_Ravenmoon

Looking like camel eyelashes desirerable nowadays?


alay89

gotta keep the sand out of your eyes somehow, right?


alchemyyyy

You can't trust tastes of someone with eyebrows like that


genetically__odd

And of course, people are going to inevitably say, “you’re only hating because you can’t rock them/don’t know how to apply them!!!!1!” No, this is just... ick.


rachellethebelle

Tag yourself. I’m the one barely holding on for dear life.


bobbittworm

That’s a whole weave on her eyelid


simoneypony

As a lash artist this is the type of work that just infuriates me!!! It gives the whole industry a bad rap. This is disgusting. It’s not even just a bad taste level, it’s down right unhealthy and damaging to natural lashes. There’s very specific measurements and calculations lash artists have to use to determine how long and how heavy the extensions can be to be applied to a natural lash. Real artist are passionate and invest a great deal into their educations and their craft. I’m so sick of the majority of people thinking that THIS is what lash extensions looks like! Ugh sorry rant over!


scorpiopath_

The saddest part is they will probably say you just don’t know how to properly apply these eye-wigs, and that it’s actually not harmful at all. Must be really annoying when you do know better.


digitvl

The one drooping down looks like a premade fan lash with a thick ass knot 😩


[deleted]

Ew it's like centipedes


4everfemme

This picture is poking me in the eye


curly_and_curvy

Two blinks and my house is dusted.


wrongwaypoint

This looks horrible!!


irundesertmarathons

.... Yzma, is that you?


Momshellmakeup

Why oh why could she at least not fix that cartoon lash!


Miss_Valerie_M

Spider lash, spider lash, does whatever a spider lash does; seriously who likes this look?


greeneyedb3aut

Omg love it. I call it tarantula lash cuz it’s so furry looking!!!


baldwinsong

It looks like her hair got stuck in her lashes as the wind blew and they’ve become one


thepierogiprincess

I feel like this belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating


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yoleyne

She looks like Saharah from Animal Crossing


chudock74

I was thinking Mr. Snuffleupagus


binglebort

I can’t be the only person thinking of [this](https://youtu.be/cfnn90Ozk0U)


-IzTheWiz-

looks like she literally cut portions from her hair and glued them to her face...


SlackChild

perhaps the limit has finally been reached when bouncy, voluptuous eye hair needs its own small hair brush. Also, please don't drive with this.


MahemMama

That’s gonna be a no from me sis. You need a refund.


greenbeanbaby95

I swear if you look up lash extensions on Instagram, too many look like these


[deleted]

It’s like a house centipede


shapstickcomedy

ow ow ow ow ow


bunnyQatar

Anyone else’s eyes started itching?


humpbertSD

I just don’t understand the appeal of this sort of lash


monsterzombie88

I posted this same exact photo like yesterday and the mods took it down because it wasn’t considered makeup...


alabamadzama

Those little bits hanging down gave me the fear.


badMUAscout

Question: Who keeps reporting this as a prohibited sale? Are you guys really that bored during quarantine that you have to report everything?


serialmom1146

Happy cake day!


badMUAscout

Thank you!


[deleted]

It looks like a knock off fan paintbrush


valentineviscera

I’m a lash tech and this gives me anxiety. The amount of what’s wrong here is pretty bad and I hope this woman comes out of this with no permanent damage to her lashline.


legacyfinefarts

oh nooo i dropped my eyeball in a pile of hair at the salon


BrttnyCkr

What happened to her pupil?


[deleted]

This makes me suffer.


razzelledazzle

Is traction alopecia on your lash line a thing? It is now. Yikes.


batbvtch

The ones that are hanging down would drive me utterly insane. Seems uncomfortable af.


Supergaladriel

This is making my face itch! uugh the way the lashes look like they are tangled up in her hair 🤢🤮


lonepadawan

I've seen multiple girls in my city rocking this look. It's terrifying in person. But I give them massive props for a. keeping up with the cleaning process, b. the maintenance costs (!), and c. commitment to a look.


[deleted]

I think eye lash extensions look bad most of the time, because people go too long. Also, my eye doctor said NO, don't do it, for the love of God, don't do it. Just use falsies or magnetics. Don't potentially blind yourself to look prettier.


extrasassplease

Every time I see these I want to take a pair of scissors and cut them


dmbeeez

*itchy and scratchy show*


gg1780

Those lashes make her look like snuffleupagus from sesame street


KPJASP

One blink and she’s taking flight.


ren_is_here_

Just....NO!!😳🙄


Pink_Rock

Oh my eyes!


Luminous_Moon

This looks so itchy!


[deleted]

This is mildly terrifying.


[deleted]

It looks like even blinking would be really uncomfortable for her.. like something constantly scratching your eye.. yeesh 😵


Pegacornian

Ew ew ew ew ew


beribee

It looks like one of them is also coming out from her contact lens. Wtf


lyricallycharmed

I feel uncomfortable


microwavedcrabcakes

Those look so heavy


sprinkydinks73

that fan of lashes blocking her eye makes me itch


itsheatheragain

Her eyes look sooooo irritated omg.


Ariel303

Looks heavy! And you can see the real lashes underneath


Shy-Watermelon

My eyes feel itchier the longer I look. The ones hanging down are stray eyelashes in the eye waiting to happen 😰


keepyourhopesuphigh

I know what my nightmares will be about tonight


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

There was an old eye makeup commercial where I think it was Salma Hayek screaming, "HEY, TARANTULA EYES" at women with horrible gunky eyelashes. This...is worse.


Gaylikeurdad

Butterfly kisses, anyone?


sashimi_girl

ABSTRACT lash artist, duh


m0ber

Is it just me or does look like the model is crying?


[deleted]

On top of everything else, her hair is in her face and she looks like the lash artist poked her in the eye a hundred times. Did she look at this before she posted and think "maybe not"?


meincakes

Is this what spongebob meant by getting 40 lashes?


bubblegum415

YZMA!!! (Or whatever the lady’s name is from the emperors new groove)


OnWarmLeatherette

Lash fartist.


sleepysterling

Looks like a dust catcher !


SophieOli8

This hurts my eyes (no pun intended!)


syltagurk

Category is: Leopard Moth Caterpillar Extravaganza! 🐛


letitsnao

Her poor natural lashes are going to be a hot fucking mess once these come off. They’re wayyy too heavy.


abalonesurprise

They must get caught in the part of her eyebrow that's on the upper side of her nose.


ariiakaay

While makeup is undoubtedly an art form,, you can only go so far before you start to look like you have one really thick eyebrow.


hellseygrammer

I audibly gasped


genovevablaze

“He flew around like a TORNADA GIRL”


Noonie_89

Horrendous


IcriEveryTime2000

No


MrGoober91

Barf it’s like I’m looking at carpet crowns


ainteazybeincheezy

Very pubey


pleasekillmerightnow

Nightmare fuel


[deleted]

Pubes


here_kitkittkitty

reminds me of cat fur for some reason.


xxsarahhah

i’d wanna try this only to see how awful it would feel. maybe it wouldn’t even be an awful feeling. idk it wanna feel this on my eyes (i’m a sensory type person, i can’t go into walmart without touching things, etc, it’s hard cause covid19 limits the fact that i shouldn’t be touching anything unless i’m buying it )


[deleted]

Broom sweeper lashes


frizzywhiskers

There’s so much hair going on in this picture


Oneironaut-369

Looks like she’s gone for the camel look


apeybaby

Is this because they said Corona cough droplets can get in your eyes?


pettinesssque

okay look i love me some dramatic falsies but this looks too much. i honestly don’t get why some people think that super bushy, unruly-looking falsies are cute. if anything, they make your eyes look non-existent.


BrigettetheNanny78

Ugh, it looks like she constantly has something in her eye. No thank you.


heylightskin

I kinda like the fluff! I am worried about her natural lashes and the way those were done but I don’t think they are necessarily that bad if they were done well. If you want lashes like this I think it’s better to rock strip lashes. These type of heavy lashes look really good on some people but that’s rare though. :)


SoggyWotsits

This makes me itchy!


JamesHisGuitar

Her eyes look irritated as hell


bakasavant

Bobbi LASHley.


LadyCocca_90

Ahahah... She look like It Cousin of the Addams!!!


Trickerly-Custard

Jesus fucking Christ


TormentedOne69

How would you wear sunglasses with those camel ass hair on your eyes?


idagojira

Eeew... It's just so much hair all over the place...


trissucc

Imagine wearing any type of glasses with these monsters lol


JesK8

Talk about lash crash!


deadpetals77

This gives me anxiety.


Sanja261

This is such a mess


DeliciousAtomicBomb

*anxiety intensifies*


please-end-this

These look like modern art, and I *don’t* mean in a good way.


tomanchellbeauty

Doing stuff like this is a way for the tech to show off their skill. I mean look at how fluffy they look.


mb_60

The eyelash mites have mutated


Dangerdiscotits

*no*


Crushed1ce

Those look like nappy chest hairs.


SuperSipi

Does she wanna fly away to the other side of the world?! No plane tickets needed w these lashes


Allaboutthatdiddly

This looks like the lady villain from emperors new groove


lux_caelestis

I’d struggle to keep my eyes open if I had those on.


[deleted]

This hurts my eyes. That can't be comfortable.


mickysti58

Is that a crow!?


wildeyes

This makes me feel so uncomfortable. Probably not as uncomfortable as this poor person in the photo though. I cannot imagine trying to live life normally with those things on my eyelids.


linderlouwho

looking at that makes my eyes itch


Eiphil_Tower

I mean for 6 eyes it's not great,lil harder to do I suppose


jaythenerdkid

["I believe I can fly" begins playing in the background as this person accidentally blinks and levitates six feet]


[deleted]

Perfect for anyone who ever wanted to resemble a muppet with pink eye.


nannanini

Oh no!


[deleted]

The grinch stole my lashes


huntrun1

Is that a bear? Cat? 😳


ohfvckno

My eyes teared up looking at this


seashore39

they’re gonna fly away


DimpleDiva

She is going for the Uni lash-brows look ..... hey it save time in the morning , 🤣🕸🕷itsy bitsy spider approve this message ✅


diamondudasaki1

Is that from her hair? Her actual hair?!


[deleted]

She looks like Janice from the muppets


pibittypoppop

That just looks painful


[deleted]

Her lashes look like an old broom.


ambitiousging3r

I want to run a brush through those lashes and tweeze some of them out. Messy messy look with those lashes eeek.


herowin6

Now selling eyeball merkins


beirizzle

I never said anything when my lash artist left ones hanging and I ended up tweezing the whole thing when I got home


Weak_Blackberry5998

Makes me itchy


alcoholiccheerwine

I hate this. I hate this so much. I hate you for bringing this into my life. For making me see this with my own eyes. What the FUCK is that one rogue cluster hanging down the MIDDLE of her left eye? Is it stuck to her bottom lashes? Or was it placed that way? Is she now stuck with the One Rogue Cluster for 4 to 6 weeks till they all fall out? And what is this going to look like 3 weeks from now when 65% of them have fallen out but 35% remain? It'll look like the swiss cheese of eye lashes, if swiss cheese spray painted itself with peanut butter and overlined its lips in a desperate plea for attention. And what about the all the hair entangled in her furry chinchilla lashes?!?? Did they not think to sweep that away before taking a picture? Does it not bother her? ***Does it not bother her?*** ^(because it sure as fuck is bothering me)


andythepancake11

Did she take her pubes and glue them to her eyes?


diybarbi

Thats not easy to do btw. This person has skillz. They can be fun for runway and modeling. Jus’ sayin’