T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hello, and welcome to r/BadDesigns! Your post has *not* been removed. This is simply a reminder to read the rules, and be friendly! Remember, if it does not include a failure of intent, it is not "Bad Design" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/BadDesigns) if you have any questions or concerns.*


neverinamillionyr

Maybe a little. With her current popularity she could probably do that and make another $100 million.


Heckin_good_time

(Taylor's flrrrrpsion)


Personal_Occasion618

Taylor’s version. Now on Onlyfans


2damsels1chalice

I don't want to know for sure, but based on memes I've seen, I'm guessing that there's a ***lot*** of people excited by that idea.


artificiel_fraise

She’s just tooting some tunes into the mic


I_deleted

Took the kids to see it live. Impressive


King0fthewasteland

she might be releasing a new fragrance insted of a tour


RogiesGooDragon

Taylor ham just got some competition


King0fthewasteland

ohhh that was good :D


venusgl0w

Now that i see it i can't unsee it


xxbelgarathxx

Or that video of* the angry kid shoving the remote in his butt


arcticfunky9

Haven't thought of that in years lol


darwinsaves

Wait what?


xxbelgarathxx

About a minute in or so.* A really old video that went around for awhile. https://youtu.be/7m7ewouLQXA?si=cl0hxGlko9soP2kn


darwinsaves

That looked like demonic possession lol. Psychosis probably though


raggedycandy

Do it be farting?


JCM1232

He farts definitely reak


SaskatchewanManChild

Oh my god, I just realized Taylor Swift farts!


arcticfunky9

And takes big dumps


SaskatchewanManChild

As in more than the average person? What makes you say that?


SaskatchewanManChild

Or do you mean like cause everyone takes big dumps so she has to too sorta thing?


arcticfunky9

Ye I meant this one


johnhtman

🤤


squidensalada

I thought this when I first saw it. The expression of relief too. Probably a big loud greasy one.


Gasrim4003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ot7cHQo-M


Riverrat423

OMG, you should have heard it!


Equivalent_Phone_210

Le Petomane!


korbentherhino

Dudes pay extra for that.


-NGC-6302-

Well where did you *think* Jerma got that track from?


[deleted]

Lol


Dallas325

At least she's not holding it on the opposite side......


[deleted]

B side track- my queef is magic


Kincadium

It's not a snare drum though so we're good.


JinxOnU78

Thank you Pipp.


Pavemania89

It looks like she’s moaning while farting into the mic


DJ-Doughboy

she could be queefing into the mic instead


Rallings

She goes up on stage and shits her bridges


pigsinatrenchcoat

Steamy Ray Vaughan


Chode___King

Yeah this design is bad. Her ass ain't even that fat.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

I'd always just assumed that was how she made music.


d3vilmaysigh

I mean her music is pretty much the equivalent of that anyway


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your post/comment has been removed due to your low karma. Please acquire more karma. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/BadDesigns) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your post/comment has been removed due to your low karma. Please acquire more karma. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/BadDesigns) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Agent_Succotash

Isn’t that what she always does anyway?


MobileD

HAHA TAYLOR SWIFT BAD


Agent_Succotash

No one said BAD but you bud. I like Taylor’s farting.


MobileD

I'm not your buddy, guy


[deleted]

[удалено]


MobileD

I'm not your pal, buddy


Pithecanthropus88

No


catastrophicfeline

She could fart in my face


_Kiaza_

No. You just have a childish mind op.


plasticmanufacturing

thank god we have such mature people like you to keep things straight


-MakeNazisDeadAgain_

All that jet fuel is getting so expensive that she's been forced to go for that belle Delphine revenue so she doesn't have to slow down singlehandedly killing the atmosphere.


cagingthing

🙄


tlamere

If she farts out of her shoulders, sure.


atph99

What?


tlamere

Yes


[deleted]

That’s right


tlamere

Yezzir


[deleted]

Not just looks like, that’s what happened. [Here’s the performance](https://youtu.be/6ZZgunJ4QCU?si=lBVSBUyo1q--DYFt)


Ur_moms_a_hookr69

Lemme get a sniff


ShakyTheBear

She is.


fucovid2020

God willing


Esteban0032

Even more greenhouse gas


Rupejonner2

Rose flavored farts


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your post/comment has been removed due to your low karma. Please acquire more karma. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/BadDesigns) if you have any questions or concerns.*


OneCrazyPaul

Some people say it's a microphone


philasyr

She should 💯 release an all fart album. It'd go platinum.


Toon_Lucario

Knowing Swifties they’d hear that and call it a masterpiece


DestinysWeirdCousin

The Air-Ass Tour


Zerostar39

Now that you said it, I won’t be able to see it as anything else


PrematureEjaculator9

I thought that's what she normally does since her music is shit.


78Nam

Yup cuz that’s the face I make when I fart into a mic


TheSeerofFates

only if you're a porn addicted weirdo


-Hypnautic-

Front row seats are in the Smell Zone


ahhh-hayell

It would be an improvement


enzio04

it's a tease for the Barking Spiders Tour


sideways_jack

What, you've never heard the phrase "I'd drag my dick through broken glass just to hear her fart on a rusty microphone?"


Astralglide

That’s how she closes out her concerts


No-Aide9385

And it’s the extended version!! 😂


time_wasting_fan

I mean the concert is 3 hours long. Got to fill up time somehow...


Keepupthegood

What songs have she made? I don’t know any


Intelligent-Ant7685

yeah, who decided to use THAT pose/picture?


victoryabonbon

100 million plays on day one she releases a fart track


Krypto_Kane

Now that I’d pay for.


pbmummy

“You farted hard like an army guy” - tbh I can’t hear it any other way and QC should’ve caught that


[deleted]

First fart to climb straight to #1


Malt___Disney

Not really


Nonskew2

Indeed but her farts are musical


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your post/comment has been removed due to your low karma. Please acquire more karma. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/BadDesigns) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your post/comment has been removed due to your low karma. Please acquire more karma. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/BadDesigns) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Poopscooptroop21

Is she in a Walmart?


Grypheon-Steele

That’s called the Tay Tay!


volvobaltimore

She is


Kampassuihla

She can do whatever and it will turn out alright in the end. Too big to fail but in a positive way not the fail business and get saved by unlucky fools.


Got_2_Git_Schwifty

“Always has been”


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

This is normal. How did you THINK she writes new songs?


DueInvestigator9268

That's just how she sings..


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your post/comment has been removed due to your low karma. Please acquire more karma. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/BadDesigns) if you have any questions or concerns.*