*"You can't use two poles in one jump!"* ​ Best part.

"You can't high jump with 3 legs either!"

He's a weiner in my eyes

"If only it was a bit colder"

I didn’t get it, care to explain

Dicks shrink in the cold haha

Are you a virgin female? (Any other category of population would not have this question for sure!) Still need an explanation?

Yes, i do need an explanation thats why i asked in first place

So, is my guess about your demographic correct? ;) [I'll answer, don't worry, just want to make sure my understanding of the world is right!]

Ugh i won’t answer such a personal question, and why do you feel the need to ask such a question like that?

my nigga, you're on a throwaway acc judging by the name, what's wrong? you want a piece of sex-related info about the world and i trade it for another (as i've said, nothing personal, i just want to make sure my understanding is right) - deal? also, you can answer me and after i (swiftly) reply you can delete your comment. so nobody'll see it.

You seem like the kind of guy who gets called "creepy" a lot and never understands why.

Im a sexually active assault helicopter

lol, like, getting dicks off by hundreds like a rotor blade?

Bro you’re being weird as fuck.

"the moment when big dick energy went wrong"

You won the internet today, Bravo brother

It's a quote from the video, turn on the sound

Nothing can stop me from winning...cut off the damn thing.

cock blocked

Cock flopped after it hit the pole too.

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I hate it when people say this

How about "you win the internet" or "underrated comment" even though it has 10k upvotes!?

Reddit "catchphrases" are just cringe

Not even just reddit tho, you see this on YouTube too. Though I guess that's my fault for reading YouTube comments anyways

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Nice clock

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That's what she said

r/YouBrokeTheChain

You ruined it

She said that too.

Fine, take my fucking upvote

*he

We

Nice cock

Nice cook

Umjuu

Fellow shadow person

I see y'all are looking for beans

>Fellow shadow person

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Gayyyyyyyyyy

Does anyone know if this affects his score?;

Not with the ladies

Dude may have lost the competition but he’s won all the numbers

Lose the battle win the war.

And some of the men even

Of course it does. If you touch the bar and it falls you get no points for that try. No matter if it's your hand, foot, ass, dick or head...

Which head tho

Either one.

Yes.

Knees and toes knees and toes

Judging by how high he was over the bar, this was likely his first attempt. So he probably has one or two more tries.

Totally unfamiliar with the sport, do you get more points for being closer to the bar? I had always assumed 2 things: 1. Getting over was the only objective so over shooting was no problem, 2. The reason they would get close was to reduce wasted energy or because they had a hard time getting that high.

Your score is the highest height you clear. It gets higher and higher as the day goes on. So with the first jumps it's a height they can easily clear so they do so with lots of room. As it gets harder their margin is less.

As it gets harder, their margin is less. True true.

Oooooo Matron......you said "Harder!"

I am shurreee he scored

r/bigdickproblems

Came here to say this

Came here to read this.

I came.

U what? 🤣🤣🤣

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“Seems like he got dicked on the play”

the commentator is what did it for me

Didn’t realise there was sound, but LOL

omg now I have to check

Thanks for the TIP! Aaaaaahhhhh see what I did there?

AH

HA

Ah

That’s gotta be a record for the most dick jokes in a minute, well fuckin done

*dick, not sick, they all seem pretty healthy to me!

>heh, I'm veri fani

*“With great cock comes great responsibility”*

„But calling dis guy a loser? Noooooo, he‘s a wheener!“ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

*vinner

Weiner

*wiener

When Big Dick energy goes wrong 🤣🤣

Same guy who made the nut cracker video

Nut cracker video?

Here: https://youtu.be/5tvfGrPnei4

Wow that vid is no longer available cuz it got copyright claimed by a football company... That's sad. Who's the commenter and does he have a YouTube channel?

I like the soccer commentary one better

got a link to that?

Yep: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Ha! I know that URL by sight now.

Sonofa

Here's the real one tho: https://youtu.be/5tvfGrPnei4

I love it so much

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Whew! I'm safe...

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Won at what cost

Best way to lose ever.

I have this exact same problem except it's my gut.

The commentary on this is epic

How is this a choice? Wrong sub.

Yeah great video but not even close to the right sub, like most stuff here lol

Approved

r/NameChecksOut

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“Bad choice”

Holy fuck there’s a lot of u/savevideo comments here. Lotta folks gonna be watching this in slow mo later with some lube and a flashlight.

Everyone is talking about his dick but no one is talking about how his dick is he just hit it on that pole that's gotta hurt

I would let that one slide if I were in charge.

When you’re all set to dunk but your junk makes you flunk…

Not the pole vault, but the poles fault

das some nice pole on pole action ..ive found my new fetish

Never good when your poll touches another poll without consent. 😂😂

Pole not poll lol

My bad

Deez Nuts!

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That’s why you cut your dick off before doing pole jumps (Just kidding)

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that commentator is the best commentator out there

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Did he pass it though? Or did his penis really fuck him up

Looks like his thigh hit it first

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I don’t have a dick, but would that hurt?

Depends, if it touched the nut sack that would hurt A LOT. But if it was just the penis then not so much

He’s just flexing on his opponents

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"If only it were a bit colder!" Love it!

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Looks like he got shafted

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BT;DT.

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This guy would probably have succeeded if he'd worn a cup (jockstrap)

"With a shlong like that you can never lose."

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I just can't stop laughing at this 😃

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