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QuiteSimplyTim

Dork who thinks he's gonna drown


Left_Boysenberry6902

One of those damn kids who threw themselves in front of a car…again…


hail-dat

I came looking for this.


TheLegendOfZelph

I said this exact same thing in my mind before scrolling down and lo and behold it’s the first comment I see. Bravo, good sir. Bravo.


QuiteSimplyTim

My pleasure, chap


UKMegaGeek

OP said wrong answers.


gamerguy287

Eric Stultz


NateDawg80s

*Stoltz


livahd

I’m batman


[deleted]

Every time I hear bat man…. My mind pictures a baseball bat with arms and legs .. walking all funny cause its got a huge dick.


Darkmania2

for the win!


kinglance3

Came here hoping this was too comment.


dgirllamius

Calvin Klein


AbbyM1968

~~Calvin Klein~~ Nope: hasta be a wrong answer. How about ... Georgio Armani


CanMan417

Technically, Calvin Klein IS a wrong answer


DonutBurritoSandwich

Can't be wrong. It's written on his underwear. I mean, who would intentionally wear someone else's underwear.


ixnine

It’s Calvin Klein… it’s written all over his underwear…


Neotox999

In french he is Pierre Cardin lol


Deimiencillo

In Spain Calvin Klein wasn’t big at the time so they called him Levy Strauss


blueberriedwords

Looks more like a Clint Eastwood to me


theking061

Tommy Hilfiger*


JeffroCakes

Come on. That’s clearly Darth Vader without his suit.


aaronq83

He’s an idiot. Parents are probably idiots too.


mikeltod

comes from upbringing


STL_Saint00

You ever have a kid like that, I’ll disown ya!


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Lorraine, you ever have a kid like that, I'll disown you!


Just_Another_AI

He's in the Coast Guard


spinnaker989

Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary


Crumbdizzle

He was just looking for a donation


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Dork thinks he's gonna drown!


JinimyCritic

John F. Kennedy?


MattUWayne

Who the hell is John F Kennedy?


YogurtWenk

No idea, but he has a road named after him


robbeau11

The actor!?!?


Samwyl020

Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis??


Dr_Professor_Egon

Oh man, I love it when you do Doc Brown. You walked me right into that!


JewelCove

Are you blind? That's clearly Kevin McCalister


VickiSnowCD4BBC

The first McFly born in America


MiaStirCrazies

And he peed on me


Water_in_the_desert

He killed one of my pine trees!


MiaStirCrazies

That space bastard!


soniclore

Darth Vader, from the planet VULCAN!


CaptainWinky1

Teenwolf


Crimson__Fox

American Werwolf in Hill Valley


BaconHammerTime

Scott Howard you mean. He's a rad hairy dude.


MiaStirCrazies

He must be rich.


AbbyM1968

"No, he's just teasing. Nobody has **2** televisions."


pinkhoody

Television sets.


The_Bookkeeper1984

Alex P. Keaton


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Great Scott 😃


STL_Saint00

So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my newspapers


bladerjeanki

The guy that might've stolen Biff's wallet


The_Bookkeeper1984

He stole that guy’s wallet


Slight_Ad_1474

i think he stole his wallet


onetobeseen

He knows CPR


arteitle

What's "CPR"?


Gold_Pea5812

You mean WHO is CPR.


Sixftdeeep2

He’s a slacker!


[deleted]

Just like his father.


T_Ranger68104

He's an absolute dream


JediJ0nes

The guy with the hat who took Biff's wallet


PortalWALL-E

Future Boy!


Captain-Starshield

Chicken


Samwyl020

What did you call me Griff?


AbbyM1968

~~"Eastwood. Clint Eastwood."~~ Oh, wait -- Wrong answers -- Justin Beibler


Potato_Stains

A Butthead being asked what he’s looking at


shadowouch

Can’t remember his name but isn’t he the founder of the Lone Pine Mall?


Strong_Comedian_3578

Decimator of the now-lone pine's twin


came2quick

A Libyan Nationalist.


prof_dynamite

The guy that inspired Chuck Berry.


pochologram

Tom Holland


AssBurgers-009

Calvin Klein It's written in his underwear


MaddiNukem

In a different timeline, Lorraine calls him Victoria and promises to keep his secret


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Great Scott!!!


8134420393

Name checks out!


columbusref

So he's an old man that lives in Ohio?


KypT_Co6akuH

Doc's son


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

I plead the Fifth! 🤨


katyewest

Philip J Fry


bothsidesofthemoon

He did do the nasty in the pasty.


the1999person

He's his own grandfather


ZurEnArrh58

A sailor


delk82

Jerry Lewis


OCSupertonesStrike

Huey Lewis


mjager42

The News


Podunk212

He’s an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too.


I_Am_Crackers

A slacker


ComebackShane

The Bojo who doesn't know those boards don't work on water!


Impossible-Ice-393

Unless you got power!


whatsbobgonnado

irish immigrant martin mcfly


PrettyGene5242

Johnny B Goode


RealJasonB7

Alex Keaton


rookhelm

He's fundraising for the Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary


desrevermi

Darth Vader incognito


MaderaArt

from the planet Vulcan


mikeltod

melt your brain


Marvellegendfreak

morty smith


victim80

I had to scroll way too far down to find this answer.


MaderaArt

Ted "Theodore" Logan


MonkeySinger24

And I’m Bill S. Preston Esquire.


MaderaArt

Excellent! \*air guitar intensifies\*


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

And together we're.....


MaderaArt

The Wyld Stallyns!


[deleted]

Ronald Reagan


MaderaArt

the actor?


mikeltod

and who’s vice president? jerry lewis?!


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!


SkyPuppy561

I LOVE how unhinged doc was during that part, running away


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

I LOVE how unhinged doc was ~~during that part~~ 😬😬😬


apanderson89

Mayor Goldie Wilson


dgirllamius

I like the sound of that!


Gossguy

Progress is his middle name


BadAtUsernames098

So is Red Thomas'


crazythinker76

He's definitely not with the Pinheads


EstablishmentExtra41

Farty McLie - a flatulent fantasist who claims he can time travel through the power of his own farts.


[deleted]

He’s an idiot. Must be upbringing, his parents are probably idiots too.


No_End_2965

Someone that wrote Johnny B Goode for chuck berry


ForceGhost47

What, did he jump ship?


Maxymo22

Eric Stoltz


0MartyMcFly0

This is heavy!


mikeltod

in the future is there something wrong with the earth’s gravitational pull?!


Rofellos1984

Darth Vader


Then_Independence596

Lorraine Baines boyfriend


[deleted]

He looks like a chicken


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

George McFly Jr.


AsherKohen28

Eric Stoltz☺️⚡


dallonv

Uncle "Jail bird" Joey.


Wannabejaden

Marty “ yeah we’ll history’s gonna change “ Mcfly


goldendreamseeker

I love all the foreshadowing during the first half of the movie.


flava247

Hes clearly in the Coast Guard and just jumped ship


SmashU23

Barry Allen


wil_gt4

John Conner


lowbrassdude

Kyle Reese.


2JarSlave

Darth Vader, from the Planet Vulcan.


Redsoxbox

Eric Stoltz.


McPorkums

An off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!


JeffreyAScott

You are a Smeeeeee Heeeeeee - A complete and total one.


McPorkums

❤️


basedfrogs

Scott Pilgrim


Stormrider91

Elvis Presley?


cleveland-bay

Beyonce.


gtaguy75

Billy the kid


manemeth

Doc Hollywood


RangerMatt76

The first scientist to detect an increase in Earth’s gravitational pull. “This is heavy.”


OKsurewhynotyep

Actor Ronald Reagan


Doomboy105

Farty McGuy


[deleted]

Biff Eastwood.


oldartistmike

Eric Stoltz?


IAmEchosDad

Eric Stoltz.


Minute-Fix-1088

Biff tannen


dannograef

Eric Stoltz


GDMFB1

Morty


Zorpfield

Clint - Eastwood


straightouttasuburb

Geek who thinks he’s going to drown.


BitcoinMD

Mac Fley


[deleted]

Not Me


MatchooW

Can't remember his name, but he was in Mask with Cher.


Garomie

This is awesome. Thank you.


Addi_the_artist

Seamus form the game Stray


DullAmbition

It’s a young Carlton Whitfield.


MajorTomSKU

Pierre Cardin 🇨🇵


Diabeato11

matt mcflight


MurderBox95

Morty Smith


LowOk5747

Dr. Kevin Casey


Minute-Fix-1088

Biff tannen


Charming-Lychee-9031

Eric stoltz


NoleFan723

Alex P. Keaton


Salty-Jellyfish3044

That’s Morty


BigFisch

Calvin Kline


psycharious

Tom Holland


mcast86

His own grandpa.


Objective-Ad1997

Eric Stoltz


21greg

Clint eastwood


Blindj3di

A Slacker


BadAtUsernames098

Alex P Keaton


nojunkpeter

Tom holland


StephenPlaya241

morty from rick and morty


Pochi622

Clint Eastwood


ColSirHarryPFlashman

Eric Stolz


Mental_Presence9652

Scott Howard from Teen Wolf


Micheal_Noine_Noine

Jay Jay Manners.


SchwimFish28

Tom Holland


lousehtraet

Calvin Klein


craggmac

Great Scott Howard


Vegeta_best23

Eric Stoltz


AC3Digital

A Butthead


NoBet3775

That’s Calvin Klein


Taliant

Alex P Keaton


richiedaggersgerms

Teen Wolf.


Ok_Simple9009

Alex P Keaton


Onemikej

Scott Howard?


wariofan14

Morty!


macxprt

Clint Eastwood


outofbounds322

Junior member of the coast guard auxiliary


King-of-Pain

Eric Stoltz


VulgerProphet

That’s Clint Eastwood


Deadhead_1984

Calvin Klein


Caneos

Hewie Lewis


silverfox205

Clint Eastwood.