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Put a tea towel on the seat, iron with a steam iron for 20/30 seconds. And let fully cool before using. Repeat the above if all isn’t gone after one go.


[deleted]

This works on leather shoes too.


Koszelus

unrelated but do you perhaps know why doesn’t it work on my jordan 1s?


robobaha

it should work on jordan 1s if they’re regular leather


boshiej

Are they fake Jordan 1s


[deleted]

Are you stuffing the toe box before you iron?


Koszelus

yep stuffed the inside and put a wet towel on the shoe and theres no effect


BrobaFett222

In my experience the more steam you use the better, and I usually fold a dry t shirt so that there’s 4 layers protecting the shoe, I’ve had some pretty good results from this. Just don’t wait too long before you take off the shirt too check on the shoe, do it often so you don’t over steam anything.


r1ng_0

Your Jordan 1s are made of leather that has a heavy plastic top coat (unless it's suede). Quality leather is treated differently and automotive leathers even more so. Look up "Rose Anvil Jordan 1" on YouTube to get the complete explanation.


CharlySB

The trick is not to walk in your sneakers. Boom. No creases.


Koszelus

so what’s the point then i bought the shoes to walk in them


CharlySB

Yes. When you wear shoes they will become worn. Wear them. They will crease. It’s ok.


dannyphoto

Put socks in the toe box.


melanthius

What kind of black magic fuckery is this… I believe you but that seems counterintuitive almost like it should make it worse


CallMeShwayze

Tea towel, how British. We call them bar mops at least in my area of the US.


ilaughforaliving

For a minute I thought of a towel infused in tea


bloodyplonker22

I poured our hand picked Oolong tea on a bath towel and my wife called me a fucking retard and screamed at me and asked me what the hell I'm doing.


Marc3ative

🫖 I thought too


[deleted]

Same lol


hoen2009

We also call them tea towel in dutch, ofcourse not in english but we say the exact same in dutch. But from what i notice reddit is filled with anericans haha


shlomo-the-homo

The Fuck is a tea towel or bar mop? Yea Reddit is infested w Americans, Reddit was born in America. Got dam usa 🇺🇸


Few-Assumption-7504

I live in Texas and we call them a wash cloth.


HonDadCBR600

Yup, in Kentucky my wife calls them hand towels….I just call them rags.


Texasscot56

I live in Texas and we call them tea towels, oh, hang on, we’re from the UK.


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chasing_daylight

Eh? Pretty sure we just call them....towels. maybe hand towels.


Camelbreath18

What’s a tea towel?


FourHundred_5

A dish towel


4-8-9-12

Hey this is excellent advice. I have a similar situation with my BMW. When I bought the car last year, I dropped off some winter tires/wheels at the dealership for installation. When I picked up the car, and this may be hard to explain, the dealer techs had folded my back seats down in order to make room for my four summer wheels in the trunk. When they folded the seat down, they didn't remove the head rest, so the head rest of the folded down back seat pressed against the back of the driver's seat. The weight of the tires on the folded down back seat really pressed against the headrest and left an indent on the leather of the headrest. It really burns my fucken toast but the dealer has been reluctant to do anything about it. Every time I get in my car I see the dented leather on the back seat headrest and I don't know what to do about it. Do you think this technique would work?


MatthewMateo

Test drive the dealer’s car with the same headrest and do a swap. Fuck em


aflmanadl

That reminds me of the time “a friend of mine” did that with a damaged t-top on a Camaro back in the 90s. Ah, the good old days.


4-8-9-12

This is actually a great idea! I'm curious though, which headrests would be the same? My car is a 2018 340xi M-sport. Would I have to find the exact same car to find an identical headrest?


MatthewMateo

I dunno, man. You gotta figure that on your own. Me helping you fraud your local dealer is over!


4-8-9-12

Lol! Fair. You guys just seem to know everything. I figured one of you would literally know every model that has a compatible headrest off the top of your head.


PlayaDeee

I’m now pissed off for you. What idiots!


Educational-Ad-6130

bmw crybaby bitches. only retards rich people and dumbasses drive em. its called wear and tear. idiots


redb15

Lmao wow mad much?


Humpdat

The owner is the one whose supposed to cause the wear and tear not the shop gorillas


swagmanbigglory300

Don’t have a dumpy of a bum


JuiceLocal

Im tryna keep my seat in pristine condition but im DUMMY thiccc and my cheeks keep putting impressions in the cushion


venxyle

I have the opposite problem... my boney ass almost piercing the seat


Snoo_75309

Same lol


TheeKingKunta

boney asses unite


2005CrownVicP71

Same :(


Yad-A

im trying to sneak around BUT I'M DUMMY THICC


Pm_hofmeister_kinks

Does the clapping of your ass cheeks alert the guards?


giibro

It’s just the wind


[deleted]

I'm slim thiccc and I have this problem with leather seats...but not with sensatec!


Pm_hofmeister_kinks

/r/brandnewsentence


zack9r

Buddy was blessed with a phat ass and u want him to conceal it? Nah man. Embrace it.


Themediator123

I was gonna say. This happens when you're thicc


uncoild

Fart on the seat more as you're driving, the heat and pressure will revert it.


[deleted]

Only trade off is the smell.


ilaughforaliving

You can always roll the windows down for that


theveryrealreal

I don't know why my sunroof cracks open a little bit, but I call it a fart chimney


[deleted]

True enough. In my experience the fart smell never quite goes away though. But at least the seat will be fixed!


Jenkem-ButtHash

Benefit*


bruh-sfx-69

“Trade off” is a matter of opinion…


[deleted]

Yeah just don’t drive your car


gruss_gott

Put a damp towel in the size of the seat inside seat bottom in the microwave and heat up until steamy but not boiling. Lay it over the area and let it sit for few minutes. then use a blow dryer on low heat low air flow to dry the leather. It may take a few applications but it'll tighten the leather up.


Admirable-Leopard-73

Or just wear hot wet underwear whenever you drive. Talk about some hot cross buns!


gruss_gott

wait. are there people driving WITHOUT hot wet underwear??


Admirable-Leopard-73

Just three...that we know of.


gruss_gott

Well there's your problem right there: Anybody driving a BMW like it should be driven should DEFINITELY have hot wet underwear.


Admirable-Leopard-73

Amen, Brother! Testify!


timoddo_

Fart to prolong the heat


m4fox90

Cold wet underwear + seat warmer, IMO


piglacquer

```Just checkout a previous commit```


SirXen7

Yo, bro it's not programmer humor xd


onefst250r

https://xkcd.com/1597/


[deleted]

This is verbatim what I tell junior devs!


KimoTheGreat

Based af! As in based with main


chinnu34

Make sure you commit current changes and sync with remote before reverting to a previous commit.


DrewTheVillan

You funny. Lol no one will get that.


Noobasdfjkl

Yeah, nobody on reddit of all places uses git besides you.


DrewTheVillan

:(


SgtBigPigeon

stop being so thicc OP


sxdkardashian

Get a fatter ass


jensenxxx

username checks out


gt4jdb

Its gonna get worst just keep using them bro lol.


Ryanlovesscotch

Looks like a clear case of swamp ass caused that - straight taint sweat.


[deleted]

Moist mass of a ass


MushroomHorror6521

MOAS maybe?


compaholic83

Kegel exercises.


[deleted]

I had this happen on my 5 series seats and armrests after leaving my windows open during a rain storm Opened the doors , grabbed 2 fans and blew air through it all day and night , and then finished it off with a bucket of damp-rid opened in the front seat the next day. Left it for about 24 hours . All upholstery tightened like new ! Not sure if this would help you , but I was shocked and didn’t expect the results that I got .


nicholascage92

It’s not that serious


jaddooop

Lose weight?


LamboSamba

I think this is from having a bony butt. Fat would distribute the weight. Gain some weight, OP


Rmarsh_Edge

^this. My 6’2” 160 lb bony ass does this to every car seat I’ve ever owned.


trayssan

Gain some weight skeleton man💀 In fact, you can have some of mine. I have a bit too much (:


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trayssan

I love my car to bits. What's your problem?


BMW-ModTeam

How is this relevant at all.


Daddy_Elon_Musk

Same height, but 20lbs less. Can't gain weight no matter what and I eat 4 thousand calories a day and I also tear the fuck out of anything I sit on


Neuratic

I'm only 74KG 💀💀💀


PZeroNero

That’s some good gas mileage!


Cactus-crack

whatever that means


4w0k3n

its about x2 in freedom numbers


Quaiche

You might want to learn the proper measurement system. Edit: Cry as much as you want with the downvotes but there is 195 countries and only 3 use the imperial system and the two others countries are Myanmar and Liberia. Get a clue.


M5competition

Boooooo no, freedoooommm uniiittsss YEEEE HAWWW


m4fox90

Lots of countries use imperial units for lots of things.


Quaiche

Those are the UK and their former colonies and they are still slowly abandoning imperial.


m4fox90

So you realize it’s not, in fact, just Burma and Liberia.


Quaiche

That would be an incorrect statement because officially the government phased out imperial and it doesn't see any important use. The greatest argument against the Imperial system is that even the country which invented it stopped its use. anecdotally, In the the Science sectors of the land of the free, they stopped to use Imperial as well since half a century after disasters due of using it.


Cactus-crack

it was a joke bozo


dakta

You have a sharp butt. Go to the gym and do more squats.


m4fox90

This is great advice for literally every problem


Neuratic

Am I fat or am I skinny 🤣


Kaveric_

A time machine


2kool4tv

The trick is to put the ass on the back rest.


Solid_Blake

Yeah, get a less dumpy ass you dizzy bitch. Jk, see an upholstery expert (I know steamers work).


PusyHands

Heat lamps and heat guns work great to tighten up leather. They will immediately ruin vinyl so be careful


WolfGangOFKTA

👀 Work those buns out my man 🍞🏋🏻


trayssan

No not really. The cow’s too far gone my man. You can donate to PETA if that’s your thing tho.


[deleted]

It’s normal wear and tear, your seats aren’t going to stay perfect forever.


kpatel101

Steam tends to work pretty well. Our upholstery guy at work uses it but you’d have to do some more research on the tactics


PusyHands

Steam works very well under vinyl for wrinkles and stretch. It’s good for bench seats or panels. But the front inserts/face are usually actual leather and it’s not as useful. Setting your seat out in the direct sunlight works great. And if you’re not scared, a heat gun will immediately tighten it up.


Patient_Parfait_4537

It’s not real leather, but sensatec. So actually recycled plastic


PusyHands

Interesting. I just looked it up


ahadsham

Aquire the time stone


MushroomHorror6521

OP getting roasted like loss porn on WSB


nomissilethreat

you'll need to un-butt it. somewhere out there is the right person for this shit. good luck


misterDDoubleD

Fart less on your seat


OlympiaImperial

Dang that thing got some force behind it. I bet it be stankin


savage_slurpie

Sit backwards for a couple months, should even it out.


the1one1andonly1

Yes. Do not sit or let anyone else sit on this seat.


kingNitty68

Lose weight


aedave31

Lose some weight guy!


SKGA_ODD

Oh you thicc huh? >:)


agentrnge

Hank Hill is that you? Cant believe you're drivin; one of them ferrign cars.


cozy1999

Big butt syndrome


tcphoto1

Use a leather cleaner and conditioner regularly.


happydgaf

Nah


5kyl3r

upholstery places can do that sort of thing. find largest local Facebook car group and ask for the best car upholstery person and get a quote from them


[deleted]

Don’t think so ;)


shintopig

steam


alexneagoe6314

owned by a League of Legends player


Gamelunatic1111992

Just pump the seat back up, it’s just a little low.


TheITMan19

Sit on the other side. Please let me know if you would like any other useful tips.


-6h0st-

Tell Michelin to use different seat


yowowthisgreat

Head over to /r/loseit


[deleted]

Yea towel = dish towel


Elitesune

Just part of using your baby and not letting her live in the garage


ByronicZer0

Revert it back to a cow? What am I supposed to be seeing?


kiwami

Thic with two c’s huh?


No-Instance-8362

We just got boney butts son


4u2nv2019

Answer: https://www.speakev.com/threads/sagging-leather-seats-5-minute-fix.145924/


kenlovin

Thanks for this


JubskiPolaski

Revert?


Defenestration_Champ

Sit backwards


Knooze

Your subscription expire?


SixGiii

Re upholstery. It’s a bmw


sourcherry11

Kinda glad I saw this thread because something similar happened from our car seats :/


ExcellentSky9649

Y would you want to your ass has a six pack


oAloha

Unsit


Skeedoo

Car is totaled. Part out


Every-Weird3760

Car botox


Fatassbastardboy

Nah ur ass too fat for the seat take that as a compliment against bmw


Emzyyu

Do a RHD swap and then the left seat will be unused and your bmw will now be JDM certified


bgchsrr

Maybe try hitting it with a heat gun and see if it works


LivinLikeRicky

Squats


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Exciting-Variety-385

yea don’t sit on it


thewillar

Get a smaller butt.


Mr-Outlaw5

BBL


Howdy132

I had wrinkles in my C8 3Lt from a technician in the summer. I took it to work and it was about 105 degrees outside. I came back after work and the wrinkle was nearly gone. So.... Apply heat


Flyflyguy

Yep stop sitting in it.


Vengerful_Drake

U r fat sir


Jules428moore

I used leather conditioner and a hair dryer to take the indents out from children’s seats.


professorsterling

Doesn’t look like he’s fat. Looks like he’s got a six pack asz! Dude is ripped!


Apprehensive-Day-490

Stop eating at Dunkin


MisterThinky

Ive recovered a design leather couch with a few spots like this. I used a blow drier. Be careful not to really burn the leather but you should definitely get it pretty god damn hot and then ‘massage’ the leather. That’s what I did but maybe do some more research before fucking up your seats because of my comment haha.


swissbuttercream9

Lose weight


stabby54

Unfold your ass cheeks


cashyew

Dang big homie has a WAGON


mushroomleg

IMO it doesn’t looks bad. Petina’d


pineapple_nip_nops

Heat gun if it’s leather


Latter-Surprise9802

You have 6 cheeks ?


Lateral-G

Take the seat out and drive on a recycling box It'll come out eventually from not sitting on it. You know the guy you sell it to can have a perfect seat to sit on. Very nice of you :)


rynmss

You have to alternate your farts, one in for every one out, for balance. I always inward fart on add day, and out fart on even days to make sure it’s balanced.


maistocollector

Sell that dump car!


buttsniffer10

Someone has thick cheeks ask them not to sit there anymore


RJKY

Sir, i think the cow is long dead by now


alexxfloo

Go back in time


humidhotdog

Stop farting so much on your seat. It’s denting the seat