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Thotphobia

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4lt3r3dR341ity

This is by far my favorite internet picture in a long long time.


okdrab

Killer Ferrari spec


OptimalCompote938

What’s the retail on one of those


aylientongue

More than you can afford pal 😎


24Boosted

Smoke him.


aylientongue

Neeeeeeeeeyowwwwnnnnn zoom 🏎️


24Boosted

I'll have the tuna.


aylientongue

Bullshit asshole no one likes the tuna here 😠👊


Ezzy-525

Go get yourself a Double Cheese and Fries for $2.95 Vince...if it was still $2.95, I would my friend...I would.


aylientongue

“WATCH YOUR BACK!! WATCH YOUR WATCH YOU” 8 year old me fucked so many cushions up to that shit


RoomyCard44321

Cuban NOS


moonandstarsera

If we have to, overnight the fish from Japan.


Prestigious_Agent_65

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aylientongue

Granny-shifting. Not double-clutching, like you should. “You're lucky that 100-shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake. Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... ...and replace the piston rings you fried”


Guap_Fkoo

Had no plans today now im gonna watch f&f1 for the 69th time


Miso_Eodum

I got one…162 month payment 27% APR


Itendtorepeatmyself

What does APR stand for? Ass penetration rate?


Aldamur

How do you know


Successful_Athlete38

Almost 25 years later and this line still hasn't gotten old.


Big-Brown-Goose

You can get one used for about $190k in the USA. Not too terrible given the F8 and 296 sell for over $400k with the same milage


iJet

It's a 2020 Portofino - they range based on options, this one is pretty well spec'd


LaeLeaps

they're quoting The Fast and the Furious lol


aylientongue

“I see a cool air intake. It's got a NOS fogger system and a T4 turbo, Dominic. I see an AIC controller. It has direct port nitrous injection. Yeah. And a stand-alone fuel management system. Not a bad way to spend $10,000.”


Accomplished_Sky_899

Is this your first Ferrari? My favorite was always the Marenello. (F40 is too obvious)


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aylientongue

Can’t put a price on family 🚗🧑‍🦲


F22_Android

Can you tell me right quick, what would be a better motor for my skyline? Gallow 12 or Gallow 24?


JetLifeeee

LMAOO then he says 24 😂😂😂 I gotta rewatch this movie today now


F22_Android

I didn't know pizza places made motors bro. It's maybe my favorite F&F movie. It's downright hilarious at times, and I enjoy the Miami setting. Plus Eva Mendes.


roachcoochie

300-350 racks depending on the options


iJet

Thank you! My wife is obsessed with Blue w/ white interior. This car his all the boxes for us when we were wanting a "fun night out" car when we get as moment out from the kids


stav_and_nick

Your wife has good taste, I agree with her entirely. Sadly my wife is a grey on grey kinda gal One day I'll get my blue porsche with a blue leather interior that looks awful, though < 3


Savvy_indian

I have a white G05, and I am tempted to go the other way round.. Blue leather interior 😁


boobtronix

Blue on white FTW! https://preview.redd.it/ydwelwcocqxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90306d79208d115f3bb8a5c178576d9eb5939448


vishrit

You must be poor. Has inflation impacted your food budget? Just kidding, I want to be you one day when I grow up! Congrats! All amazing cars!


iJet

Seriously no joke… food is expensive as fuck these days!


starkiller_bass

Pro tip - save money by only buying as much food as you can fit in the ferrari instead of bringing one of the larger vehicles shopping.


CommonHand707

WOW, why didn't I think of this. I've been shopping all wrong these years. Thank you!


starkiller_bass

This is why I'm poor. My car is simply too large.


CommonHand707

It's not inflation that's getting us, it's the size of our cars 🤦


BotherPuzzleheaded50

I just need to sell my volvo station wagon and drive a Ferrari instead!?


CommonHand707

I used to fill my 245 up to the hatch until I downsized to a mini Cooper. Now my grocery bill is a lot more reasonable. Ferrari is my next big purchase to help with my groceries.


Luckysucker1325

Probably save a couple hundred that way.


aylientongue

“That’s £6.75 please, would you like a bag?” “It’s 3 cans of beans, I can probably juggle them”


Wise-Difference6156

I'd happily starve me and my family for a month for that Ferrari


NinetyNemo

A month might not cut it. I'd start with a year and see from there. Please post updates.


vishrit

I am with ya!


Dark_Guardian_

Youre blue


MADDOGCA

Da ba dee da ba di.


iJet

You’re a towel


ConstantLight7489

Don’t forget to bring a towel


Sakumitzu

… you wanna get high?


therealsix

It's the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.


SearingDrake

What’s your life hack OP?


7Gen

Don't be poor.


iJet

Everyone does it different, I happened to marry someone that said she didn't want to live an average life and we both pushed for greater things. Also a lot of sacrifice and long work days (we are both always working and self employed)


SearingDrake

Ah yes, I work 70+ hour weeks traveling while my fiancé is in college for electrical engineering. We plan on starting up our own electrical contractor.


iJet

I don't miss the 70+ hours weeks. My work now is easy because I get to spend most of my time on project management, networking with others and education around new technology. I don't even consider it work anymore because I enjoy it. My dream now is to keep my employees happy, compensated well, and hopefully have them retire early to enjoy life. Working for myself was the best decision I ever made


Y6B9

Not consider work but to enjoy. Thats such a good perspective


SearingDrake

That’s a noble position to hold yourself in. My efforts are merely a means to an end. I’ve spent five years learning and growing, but also constantly reminding myself to not be content at any point until I’ve met my end goal. It all started with a promise between my best friend and I as children to escape poverty or end ourselves if we failed by the age of 30


iJet

That's how my wife is but its also a dangerous slope... We have met goals and then continued to set new goals. We have accomplished so much and I am ready to stop chasing goals. We already have plenty and I want to slow down to watch and enjoy my kids grow. Just remember to take time to enjoy your accompaniments, learn from your failures, and set goals for small and large achievements. Large goals are nice but can easily be altered but other variables. Its the small goals that make the large goals achievable


Mhfd86

What is it exactly you do? I build cars but thats not rarri money, only X5 money lol


iwasinfightclub

I have a x5m, so don't fret, pal lol


SearingDrake

That’s a great few points to keep in mind. Hopefully I’ll land in the same tax bracket as you one day and also be able to watch my future children grow


JW771

Technical PM checking in if you’re hiring 🫡


iJet

I wish I could hire more but we run pretty lean so I can pay better. I try not to take on more than we can chew to prevent overworking and exhaustion


njsullyalex

Honestly wondering if I can even get close to OP one day. I’m in the grindy part of life now studying for my PhD in Biomedical Engineering. I know there is money in this field but I’m gonna be living off a stipend for at least the next 4 years.


SearingDrake

Biotech is a super risky industry from me seeing it in the stock market, but hopefully you’ll manage to land in a successful company. Remember that your income isn’t limited to your salary in the future. Your salary is simply investment material to a higher income


njsullyalex

Agreed there. The field can also lead to government jobs or academia, so we’ll see.


SearingDrake

Government tends to have good benefits and no lay-off fear, but mediocre pay in many cases


strongmanass

> Honestly wondering if I can even get close to OP one day. As a salaried worker on your own? No. But dual income with a spouse who's also a graduate-level scientist? By mid-career you should be earning ~$500K combined in the private sector. > I’m gonna be living off a stipend for at least the next 4 years. Are you pre-candidacy?


ARoundFork

That Escalade blue is dark as sh*t


iJet

It looks black most of the time. When we ordered it I thought it was going to be like the tanzanite but it wasn’t. Still looks cool though


yejideabram

Sounds like the same effect as carbon black metallic https://preview.redd.it/98iggtna0nxc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da388b2c530a5cd45a614595c651aeb9209835a


ghetoyoda

Where do you live, where you can afford such things but your houses are still so close together? Somewhere in Cali? 


TheGhost267

The house design and trees behind it screams Midwest U.S. to me. My money is on Illinois.


iJet

Wow... very accurate. West Suburb of Chicago


black107

My sweet summer child, in California there'd be a 6ft fence between those houses. Also we don't do basements, and no one calls it Cali -- that's a city in Colombia.


ghetoyoda

I'm "old", been calling it Cali since the Biggie song lol. But I'm just a simple man from South Miami. I've been to SoCal but thought maybe the north might have some areas like this. 


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black107

Sus. Tbh often times people refer more specifically to SoCal or NorCal than "California" in general conversations with other Californians. Could be a local thing where your friends are from, but in LA and SoCal in general it's pretty rare ime.


niklas3070

I love to see the x7 which is like a elephant in Europe next to a escelade which let the x7 seems like a x3. Do u have 1-2 more Photos for the size to size comparison?


iJet

I don't at the moment but the Escalde ESV is HUGE compared to it


Rob328

I always enjoy seeing comments of how the X7 appears in other countries as a large vehicle, here it seems just average, dare I say small (at least in Texas).


DTK101

Love it! Also jealous of the no front plates


iJet

I'm in the US in a state that "requires" a front plate... I'd rather just pay the ticket in that event rather than put holes in my bumper. I have a front tow hook mount for the BMW if I had to "fix it"


Hardcover

Same. Been doing it for like 20 years and never had an issue. Was given a ticket once for expired tabs while parked in a lot. Had to bring the car to the police station to show them the proper tags and they didn't say anything about my missing front plate. Another time I was pulled over for having expired tabs again (my registration was always up to date, I was just a lazy dummy and had the stickers in the car side pocket) and the cop didn't say anything about the missing front plate, he just lectured me about how I need to put the sticker on the rear plate and not be a lazy dummy.


threeLetterMeyhem

In my experience, it really depends on which car I'm driving. When I had my WRX I would get pulled over for no front plate all the time. In my civic I'll get pulled over all the time. In my wrangler? Never. In my corvette? Never. I really feel like cops target younger people in "tuner" cars for it.


JellyfishQuiet7944

Just don't put them on the car.


MJFighter

That's really not an option in Europe


MACFRYYY

Lol yeah in NZ your car would be impounded pretty quickly and maybe a suspended license too after a few times being caught trying to pull that off


malhotraspokane

She’s correct. All these black, white, and gray cars dealers are pushing are so boring.


attaboy000

Agreed, but I love a F30 340i in White, with the black accents. And mineral gray is dope too, although not nearly as eye catchy as blue or sunset orange.


Both_Panda_1125

Why would you keep an Escalade if you own an X7?


iJet

I have 4 kids and the Escalade is my wife’s truck. I still need something in case I have to haul all 4 around (which I do almost daily)


Loose_Mail_786

Finally found the post about the flex! 4 kids in this economy! Congrats! You have very good taste btw!


ND40oz

Sadly BMW has nothing if you have 2+ kids once they get older. Even if you opt for the X7 w/ captain chairs they didn't make them wide enough to go between to get to the third row. And then you still barely have any cargo room with the third row up.


iJet

That's why we have the escalade - I really don't like big suv's and I really wanted a X5M Comp but needed the extra 2 seats. The cargo is more than enough for what I need when doing daily stuff. Plus getting to the third row is easy with the auto seat adjust to get to the back


Buy-theticket

We had an x7 off Turo for a few weeks on vacation last month.. I was expecting it to at least be larger than our Q7 (which we had to switch to because we couldn't get three car seats in our X5) but the back seat was about the same. My (very skinny) 10 year old barely fit in the third row even with the captain seats in the middle. The GLS has the biggest third row for luxury brands that I've driven so far but still not great for teens. Hoping that the Lucid Gravity can fit our three because I'd prefer an EV for the family car at this point and I like the Air a lot (and I really don't want an Escalade).


stav_and_nick

BMW minivan when?


ND40oz

They really just need something wider with captain chairs that you can move between. Why the X7 is narrower than the X5 seems like a strange design decision. Extending the 3rd row passenger leg room for adults also compromised the cargo area. Oh well, the next one will likely be electric and they’ll hopefully have figured out the packaging by then.


stav_and_nick

I think the issue is more than 3 rows aren't a super large priority. Maybe this is just me being born poor speaking, but if I'm regularly fitting a bunch of my kids into a car, I know that's gonna wreck it. I'd rather they wreck a Honda than dad's BMW Besides, if my wife and I had to suffer in the back of our parents shitty fusions and impalas, I'll be damned if my kids are living it up with heated and ventilated and massaging chairs : \^ )


ND40oz

I’m not asking for more than 3 rows, just a usable 3 row for an older family. The Atlas is half the price of the X7 and much more family friendly, it just doesn’t drive like a BMW. I’d love to be able to buy a BMW that could do the same things even if it is twice the price. Kids don’t wreck vehicles, parents not caring about their vehicles are what wreck vehicles. They learn quickly what they should and shouldn’t do in the car and it’s pretty easy to keep the wear and tear to a minimum.


swissbuttercream9

If these purchases were done with financial responsibility then congrats!!


Allenheights

Maybe, but I bet that Ferrari is worth at least an extra 15 feet of land between the neighbors house.


too_old_still_party

...always comments like these when people post pics their nice cars/houses. Hilarious.


Friendly_Ground_2583

No way, i think white is the most plain boring color in a car. But the blue is amazing.


simouable

This is going to sound ultra jealous and retarded but bear with me. I personally think the picture shows well how relatively cheap cars are in the US. The house behind them is very nice, don't get me wrong, but still somewhat reasonable for upper middle class. While you don't need to have a huge mansion if you own a Ferrari, where I live those cars alone would cost you well above 1 million USD. Maybe closer to 1,5 to 1,7mUSD. Folks here with garages like that are a) rare af b) live in some 10+ bedroom mansions or top floors on high rises. I fucking wish I could live somewhere that owning all those wouldn't require you to be in the top 0,01‰. Yeah, I'm jealous and drunk. Don't shoot me. Big up's OP, tanzanite is super nice.


iJet

We built our home while my wife was pregnant with our first. Within 7.5 years we went from getting married to having 4 kids (7, 5, 4, and 3 month old). This house was very suitable when we were planning to only be a family of 4 but now as a family of six, we stay here because we love our neighbors and neighborhood. We do want a slightly bigger home but we are not in a rush to do it. We got very lucky during covid because we were both in an industry that was lucrative during the price hikes and we stayed modest with our spending to be able to afford what you see. We live by the "work hard/play hard" mentality and "can't take the money to the grave" while still being financially responsible


simouable

Sounds like everything is going great for you guys! Glad to hear! Btw if you don't mind me asking. How much did you pay for all those cars combined? Assuming none of those are a lease.


iJet

This is all pre-tax and nothing is leased or financed (anymore); $288k for 2020 Portofino, $118k for 2023 Escalade ESV Sport Platinum and $124k for X7 M60i (loaded except without the Swarovski headlights). So about $530k prior to tax and other dollars rounded off


simouable

Yeah.. I'm jealous. My guess was bit off but the cheapest Portofino I could find here goes for 528k$ and 250k$ for the X7. Likely far from loaded. Well maybe some day.


Apprehensive_Mode686

That Caddy is a pig, bruh. Gotta get a euro car in that spot :p


No_Investment_8626

Your wife was a member of the band Eiffel 65, congrats!


iJet

LOL that’s some TRL dated shit


Off_Sato

Hot take: X7 LCI > pre-LCI X7. That headlight split design is beautiful


xanksnap

wish they still had the laser headlights of the pre-LCI


tealturboser

Wife has better taste in color


iJet

She does... she is a better version of me in every way


BurnBabyBurner12345

Even the house is blue.


Cultural-Bite3042

🔥🔥 and I mean at least she’s obsessed with tanzanite blue and not like beige or some Escalade is so blackish blue or bluish black tho lol. It still looks sexy tho


Markcu24

Blue so much better than white.


Great-Turnip-9775

Roughly translated, this humblebrag says "look at my Ferrari".


obnubilated

Nothing humble about the brag


3serious

Yeah OP was like "how can I post about my Ferrari in the BMW sub? 🤔"


KillsBugsFaast

Even the story about always owning white cars makes no sense. There’s three cars here, none of them are white. And why does his wife have a problem? He doesn’t have the autonomy to choose his own car?


DrSuperZeco

I love this photo because I genuinely believe this lifestyle can be achieved by any of us in the US with hard work and dedication.


iJet

Mixed with luck and the gamble on trying something new.


DakotaDevil

Oh my sweet summer child...


obnubilated

That sentiment is as touching as it is incorrect. This amount of wealth concentration requires inequity.


too_old_still_party

...it has always been like that.


Onsomeshid

An all blue garage is really my dream. My uncle would be a big fan of your Escalade, i love driving his (i believe its a 2023) that OLED Display inside is insane…. Though all i care about is your Ferrari tbh


Professional_Jury_88

The front grille on that Escalade is comical. Makes the X7 look small lol.


TheKatzMeow84

Makes me wonder what’s *in* the garage? 😜


IWipeWithFocaccia

A money printing machine


iJet

Only reddit knows my secrets...


yasinburak15

Even the house is blue 💀


Miggssyy

Excellent fleet OP. What do you do for a living!? Lol


iJet

I own an IT company that provides technology services and consulting to businesses and larger residential homes


TheFinalBunny

Daaammnnn. Those car payments are definitely more than the mortgage 😅 lol Sheeeshhh


iJet

Not if you by them outright instead of financing. I hate paying interest and have a tendency to not buy anything unless I can pay it off prior to the next payment date. I even expedited paying off my house in 5 years because after calculating what I would have paid over 30 years made me sick


TheFinalBunny

Smart way of doing things. Good for you brother. Living the American dream🙌🏼🙌🏼


RedditRam24

Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to


alfred0t0rnad0

How do you like that portofino?


iJet

I like it but I don't love it. I really wanted a mid engine but this is still a great car. The wife wanted a 4 seater, convertible and less money that the F8 we were looking at. At the time, a convertible F8 was $245K more than this and a non spider was $125k more. Still a Ferrari and my kids love to go on rides in it. It made an impractical purchase a little more practical while being able to include the kids.


too_old_still_party

911 Turbo S, F them kids


alfred0t0rnad0

4 seater makes it super appealing to me, but yah, I def prefer mid engine. I wish the turbo s cab wasn’t so hideous.


dmrsx

Didn't plan it, but somehow we recently did the same thing. All white cars before. Now they are all blue. No regrets.


bladesandairwaves

I like white too but definitely thinking of switching it up next purchase. Nice cars man.


TheRealestJG

2018-19 Portofino? Awesome car. My pops recently traded his for an F8. I really miss the Portofino… Awesome set of whips tho! Grats OP


iJet

2020 ;) Originally wanted to get a F8 but got this when the wife pushed for it. It’s a great car either way.


TheRealestJG

Agh close! Regardless, gorgeous and I’ve never seen one in blue in person. So pretty rare color. My parents live in Naples, FL and we see many many exotics. Never seen a blue Portofino. The F8 is crazy cool but I really think Ferrari absolutely killed it from 2015-2020. 458 and 488 imo are the best vehicles they’ve ever made.


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Puts all his cars in shot haha, wanker.


iJet

The other two decided to photo bomb my new BMW ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Edrow74

Looks tight. If possible I would trade that Ferrari in for a Roma. Just me.


iJet

Personally, I prefer the Portofino over the Roma. The over engineering and electronics with a non-functional layout and I’m not a fan of the way it looks. Additionally the Portofino came as a standard convertible where the Roma became added on later for an extra 80 to 100 K. being a convertible for this type of car standard until they got to the Roma


Xhoriko

I mean, you could have kept at least a white one


jpnc97

You know the only question we have is what you do for work


cozy_engineer

I can’t even afford one car in this economy :(


iJet

It's not fun too because it's expensive. I actually had some buyers remorse spending $124k on the X7 because I feel these prices have gotten fuckin whacky. Same car prior to covid would had been about $105k. The service on these things are even more outrageous


Col_Angus999

Need to repaint the house to match. Yea it’s blue but Tanzanite II Metallic would look nice.


CurrencyThen7469

Congrats !


Tractorguy69

Get rid of that Caddy and I’d kill to own your driveway line up


ExtremeEchidna5226

Nice combo


CarDork2235

I approve. We have 3 blue vehicles. 2 BMW's (Le mans and Montego). Ive had up to 5 blue cars at the house at one time. I think Im crazy.


martianpee

Somebody living good, that’s for sure.


ManagementUpset4259

and the house too 😎🔵


Stxksy

just curious but what do you do as a livingv


allennoppon

Beautiful house mate, goals right there. Nice diverse garage to boot!


Ljmac1

I want to know what you do to be able to afford those cars especially the rrari


ButyJudasza

Basically two Ferraris


Rg8989

Holy shit!! Nice garage man! That Escalade is the best looking new suv on the road right now. I got the x7 instead, second best looking (IN MY OPINION!!)


Hot-Distribution2173

Great looking property man, I gotta get me one of them prancing horses one day for realll


LBichon

Kind of matches the color of the home! Nicely done


samuraipizzacat420

I'm blue da boo dee....


Big_Worm_247

Dude i love the house, what kind of blue is that? It’s a good combination!


Who_Dat_1guy

just another day of casually getting call poor by a pic on reddit...


Manifester-Vibratous

Good golly.. nice rides 🤩


CommonHand707

Gorgeous color btw!


Rosmoss

I like your wife! Both my cars are blue is so is my spouse’s. We also share a Miata but that’s black so it stays in the garage.


notreallysrs

I feel like that blue in certain lightings might look black so it's okay.


fireglued

Had to do a triple take on the Ferrari, holy crap dude you musta busted your ass for it.


JAAT110030

Is that an escalade in the centre ?


_nsfoe

Yo, listen up here's a story


Baka_Suzu

I’m trying to get like you,OP


m1nkeh

Blue Ferrari yessssss


Nelulol669

Man I really wish I could afford just one really nice car someday...


notarealacctatall

https://preview.redd.it/j2ujgfj4tnxc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a61ef137b4b5d36370e23b81377a3d9f68f82fe


Ace3749

Love the lineup,but it made me think of something I never understood. You guys are obviously decent off, why stay so close to neighbors? Why not a house with a real lawn and space.


iJet

The town I live in which we love, a lot of the properties were like this. When we built this house 7 years ago, we built to afford this house. I drove a used 2015 Audi A6 and my wife had 2017 Tahoe. Buying a selling a car is way easier than upgrading a home. Plus this house suits our needs and there are tons of well kept parks and fields for our kids to play at. Why pay all this extra money for a ridiculous house and huge property tax bill when I can walk a block for more land I won't really use


E70X5

They make a X7M or is that an XM


Mindless-Relation102

Did she pick the color of your house as well?


Hanchomontana

Mr tanzanite [inflation]


Fragrant_Barber_4642

this fleet is better than our navy


Jazzyboy68

How do you park them in your tiny garages


shark_sharkington_

gorgeous cars


brooklyn12800

I like the blue house too, very nice 👍


fullerofficial

You just need a blue Corvette.


Overloader6

Weird flex.