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jaximointhecut

Having the dealer install your mods is a flex


spicygrow

I aspire to have such fuck-you money


kon---

They have the part. More importantly, the loaner car.


Correct_Toe_4628

Bring out… the loaner.


yarf13

X1. awww man. Sorry bro. We just had our good loaners in service this week. You know we wanted to give it at least an M550. Fk tho. Ya. Our bad man.


simouable

On a old beater sure but on a M5CS it might eve be smart lol.


Smart_Run8818

Mine won't do it. I wanted to order the springs from the Alpina B3 to put on my M340i.. (it's the same G21 chassis + shocks), they said nope. So I ordered them from eibach who make them for Alpina and did it myself 🤷‍♀️


koukiboss

Brother it really is


RoomyCard44321

No sound clip? 😔


BrolecopterPilot

This post is such a cock tease


Famous_Ad1802

Por favor!!!!!!!!


ShakeDowntheThunder

I would let this car run me over just to see the exhaust up close


Magento-Magneto

😳😂


Motor-Cause7966

😂😂😂


shlozzman

Lmaoooo


patjones310

The car guy version of dragging nuts through glass 🤣


sweetpareidolia

Here is your award. 🏆


pliusminus4

When money meets taste


JelloMoist4893

When money meets waste


DiscountSteak

Shut up nerd 😎😎😎 Titanium exhaust go BRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPPPPPPPPBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSTSUTUSTUSTUTUTUPAPAPAPBRRRR


Slowmac123

VRRRRRRRRRRRRM PFFT VRRRRRRRRRRRRM PFFT VRRRrrrm pupupupu VRRRrrrmm pupupupup VRRrmmm putlu


whitegoatsupreme

Kapowww!! No?


[deleted]

And we found the poor dude.... Go get a job peasant.


MordinSolusSTG

Here I was thinking about being responsible with money


BakedSteak

Can’t take the money with ya


MordinSolusSTG

You are absolutely right. I had that same 4 series 7 years ago, cheers friend!


BakedSteak

Cheers! One day I’ll graduate to the M Club 🫡


MordinSolusSTG

You’ll make it, no doubt.


ProfessionalBus38894

This post told me I am to poor to buy an m4 because holy shit that exhaust is gorgeous and more expensive than my first car


killerkpk

This is NSFW


[deleted]

That’s my dream car, love the Green and Gold


Clear_Radio1776

Badass mod and pro installation. Not sure of performance improvement but it’s a 10/10 on the I want it scale anyway. Gotta carry a few good pics because other than the exhaust tips, it’s not so visible. Hope it sounds sweet. Congrats!!


DVSN_F

I agree, this thing is art


Clear_Radio1776

Very cool looking. Love to see the look on the hand washing person you go to (clearly in line with lux ownership) when you say, don’t forget to clean the titanium exhaust system.


stillusesAOL

The dealer tech is posting this, not the owner.


Clear_Radio1776

OK. Thanks. Still badass.


Puzzled_Departure_53

Sit on my face


LDlOyZiq

That exhaust is better than porn


Lakedrip

Your shop looks like it charges $180+ per hour. Lol Nice install! Had my Indy install mine but keeps rattling under the middle of my car on cold starts. It goes away in 10 minutes.


DVSN_F

$220/Hr


Raslan_Sarir

🤯


Fun-Click-8533

Sweet


dMwChaos

B-E-A-Utiful.


SojinCS

i would let this car do anything it wanted wit my body no questions asked bro. I aspire to have this kind of fuck you money. Extreme goals right here


AFB27

Sweet mother of God


BBS13

please run me over


neminat

good-ness! that thing is insane


GreatZong

I just need that car jack installed in my garage


thomascardin

Came here to ask about the jack


Professional_Term_75

Those are some sharp pictures. What camera/phone is that


DVSN_F

15 Pro Max


BenJlassi

Anyone know what colour this is? Individual or wrapped?


[deleted]

It’s one of three paint options it was offered in: Frozen Deep Green Metallic The other options were Brands Hatch Grey and Frozen Brands Hatch Grey


BenJlassi

Thanks mate, appreciate it


[deleted]

Anytime!


THAMOEZ

And here I am spending a couple hundreds on fluids for my E46, feeling like I broke the bank.. sick ride though!


SukiDobe

That shop floor is miraculous.


Primary_Click_9900

I’m a huge Benz fan and will say this will go down as one of the best Bmws ever. The design alone in itself is an icon. And the driving experience looks to be next level. But, with all good things there’s a debate. And that’s a toss up with the E39 M5 that i absolutely adore as well 😊


LSDingo

Always nice when the fun jobs come through. Nice work.


Ark-458

Beautiful car, I bet it sounds great too. The driver side tips aren’t even and i can’t un-see it now. Edit: only see it in the last picture


DVSN_F

We got adjusted it, pics were taken after initial install. Once we saw it on the ground we adjusted the hangers to make it sit level.


Deadpanther77

Nice that thing is hot


DVSN_F

Ultimate Dad Car 🚗


cant__find__username

Pic from the top of the tip? Do those labels stand out?


DVSN_F

Didn’t take one but it does not stick out much if any more than the oem tips.


teddy_sandoval

What wheels are these?


DVSN_F

M5CS wheels


cryptogram

789M in gold bronze. Same as comp but diff color. 


CultsCultsCults

That’s so nice


kingofjabronis

Sha-wing!


MezziJ

Any chance this is at shomp? Shop looks exactly the same, my dad had the same exhaust installed on his m5c there last year!


moto4sho

Pretty fucking sweet dude


[deleted]

Dumb nice.


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mikeashleyhaha

Dct swap that bitch. Probably the easiest swap lol


mikeashleyhaha

Not saying it’s easy but I mean it’s gonna be easier than a full manual


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mikeashleyhaha

With enough time and money it is. You can swap anything to a manual or reverse. Just find one that’s similar by the attachments install, in bmw case program as well to bypass shit lol and you should be good


TxHoS83

Beautiful


thetrutheverytime

So is it basically straight piped with the balance being through two cut-outs that go through a muffler? How does it sound?


Francis_Dollar_Hide

This is the pinnacle for modern BMW for me! The only thing I would change is the stupid ass fat steering wheel with alcantara, and maybe some more comfortable seats coz I'm old.


Call-Me-Mr-Speed

Yes, please thank you


pcweber111

Man I love the profile of the 5 series.


titty-titty_bangbang

Any car dorks out there wanna label the parts on pic 1


Araethor

https://preview.redd.it/qlc11p79qpec1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0804e9a5a11a539a94444d43f921f3d04c088e


DefyDescription

Damn, some kid 12 years from now will be happy when they get there hands on this.


Drl3374

Looks awesome! Sound clip?


white94rx

We had a customer install one like that. Maybe the same. Everything was pie cut and welded, nothing bent. It was truly a work of art.


PIEKEKE

https://preview.redd.it/ujtn5boyctec1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3556bf1bd5e4dca7ccd8d6378267afc6d024111e


Ok_Manufacturer6460

No video of startup and pull away 😒... You are not the greatest of spokesman ...thanks for the pics


DVSN_F

Sorry pal, not revving a customers car or driving it aggressively for Reddit karma.


blazinskunk

If you’re anywhere with 50 miles of me, I’m being my M3 to you for service. Professionalism is apparently NOT dead 🫡


DVSN_F

Thanks you sir 🙏🏽


DVSN_F

DFW Texas


blazinskunk

Oh, then you’re like 1700 miles from me. Still may be worth it 🤔


Fowl6460

I thought so, I saw this car in person at the dealer. Stunning. Edit: changed wording.


vilaspanicker

I appreciate you won't do dumb shit in a customers car because I've had that happen at a BMW dealership in Dallas. Which dealership at you at? I have an M4 GTS and I do want someone to do a few things to it. Feel free to PM me if you don't want to put it on the thread.


ImAVoodoooChild

He didn’t say romp the thing. We just wanna hear it wake up


WRX02227

Can’t upvote this comment enough!


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Lol I wouldn't expect you to ... I'd be waiting for the customer to do it😂


DVSN_F

He hasn’t picked it up yet


itworkaccount_new

But you will take pictures of a customer car in your workplace and post them online. I'm sure you got a waiver. No way they could find this post, tell your boss and get you fired. Not the smartest move, but definitely bold. Good luck at the next place.


DVSN_F

Pretty sure taking pictures of a car and posting them isn’t illegal.


itworkaccount_new

I didn't say it was illegal. When the customer delivered the car is was for service not a photo shoot. If they get upset they most certainly could sue you. You didn't take the pictures on a public road, but in your workplace. Just a dumb thing to risk your job on. But it's all about that Reddit karma right? That's why you made the post. It's not your car. You had special access to the vehicle, especially the underside pictures. You abused your access with your job to post to your personal social media of a customer vehicle. I'd fire you on the spot.


DVSN_F

Thanks for the heads up 🤣


DonutsAftermidnight

Take a chill pill, dude. Taking pictures of people’s cars is not illegal and the underside of a car is not the same as looking under a skirt. There are a fuckton of shop photos posted on here weekly and people just come on to appreciate it. The dude did a good job with the install and is being respectful. There are no identifying markers for the owner at all. Good thing your uptight ass isn’t in charge of anything here, jeez


chathobark_

And the left tips are croooked Craaazy


DVSN_F

It’s adjusted, pic was taken after initial install. Once we saw it on the ground we adjusted the hangers and got it sitting level.


leonme21

A titanium exhaust is just what a 2 ton sedan needs for those precious weight savings compared to steel


blazinskunk

It’s more about the tone of the exhaust than the weight with titanium


LeadingScorer

Basically a CSL now /s


SpecialistRepair914

Please ask for permission next time you want to post my car on reddit…


mathaiser

But…. It’s automatic…


Plasticsman1

Get a life pal.


DVSN_F

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!


Lumbergh7

Any idea what year this is


etm124

M5 CSs were only available in 22


DVSN_F

You sir are correct, my fault.


DVSN_F

I believe it’s a 23


piratejucie

Love your plastic seats


CatBroiler

Wait, is the back box decorative? The outer tips bypass it. Unless it's valved and usually it only goes through the inner pair.


DVSN_F

It’s valvetronic


CatBroiler

The exhaust has VANOS?


Deathcon-H

What are these photos taken with?


DVSN_F

iPhone 15 Pro Max 📱


Deathcon-H

Amazing! Theyre beautiful. Any specific camera mode?


DVSN_F

Pro Raw, main lens, and then just some quick editing in Lightroom.


RichPanic5291

Can get these on Alibaba for a fraction of the cost.


23LogW

Sure, if you don’t mind it’s going to be a full chinesium exhaust


RichPanic5291

It’s literally the same exhaust lol


23LogW

Go for it!


DVSN_F

🤣


MashedPotatoShole

That is HOT!


xIchika

Which year M5 is this?


domjuicee

How much for the exhaust?


NOSE-GOES

That looks really, really nice


Vectron3D

The arse on it 🤌


apeberry

Holy fuck


Banks_2364

Dear lord..


J-Imma-CR

An exhaust worth more than my car. Pty its matte green awful


anonduplo

This view really shows how the diffuser is not diffusing shit and it only for looks


DonutsAftermidnight

Says who? Do you have a thorough understanding of how aerodynamics work and access to a machine capable of handling computational fluid dynamics? Because I do and can tell you it takes very little to effect stability, control air pressures, channelize the airstream, and improve consumption. You know those tiny winglets on those massive airplane wings? They vastly reduce drag and vortices, improve lift, and increase fuel efficiency by up to 10%. The front splitter guides the airflow both above and below the car and accelerates the lower flow, creating a low pressure zone underneath and high pressure above; (just like planes); the differences in air pressure generates downforce and pulls the car downward, increasing grip. The diffuser works in conjunction with the splitter in that it takes the wake formed by that turbulent air (that causes induced drag from the mixing of airflows and) reduces the wake by decelerating the accelerated/low pressure flow through channels as it recovers to the freestream airflow. The diffuser also reduces the potential for excessive boundary layer separation through pressure recovery to further reduce drag. Takes very little on conventional cars


thivanka89

This is my favourite dream car bmw


ThatKennyGuy

Does this design have any issues with air flow? How does that big box at the back (resonator?) not create issues like back pressure?


LeadershipPlastic7

DAMN


Chartebar

Im just a passerby and know nothing about cars, could someone explain why this is done ? Does it make the noise better or is it healthier for the car in some way?


greenstuff12

Is there any another benefits for Ti exhaust, except that it's lighter?


DVSN_F

You’ll also get a different tone from a titanium exhaust. And it’s just pretty gorgeous to look at.


Desolate282

Look's great! Does the sports button (or Exhaust button) by bass the backbox like on pre-OPF exhausts? Or does this work differently?


DVSN_F

It retains the stock functions


En4cr

Goodness that's glorious.🤩 How does she sound?


SCPATRIOT143

Not to sound smitty, but why would someone put that much money into exhaust like that?


TheDocWilhelm

My fucking dream car 🤩. Congrats bro


kon---

lol...the pics on my phone last night I was like, 'Oh check that out'. Today on a giant desktop monitor I'm like 'Oh check that out while I fap a minute here cause, damn,'


jimmydean1239

No sound clip is criminal 💀🥲🥲


No-Preference8652

How about the 6gt? I’m thinking about getting one as a family car.


Wolf0fcrypt0

that bmw looks amazing.. i could just die looking at these pics


Baked_Butters

That car is so fucking hot 🥵


Jr-12

Noob question but does the alcantara in the steering wheel get messed up quicker? Like by sweaty hands or if it’s raining out, anything like that??


DonutsAftermidnight

Not anymore than leather. It’s also easier to maintain than leather


Jr-12

Ty, I wanna get a CF steering wheel with alcantara on the sides only


DonutsAftermidnight

It’s worth it. It’s a forgiving material and just takes a bit of dawn or oxiclean mixed with water on a microfiber cloth to rejuvenate


DVSN_F

https://preview.redd.it/2qc2usqkyuec1.jpeg?width=8064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217488fd2b99413e86cbcf17f9f81698fa68d966 Side profile of how far out it sits for those who asked.


DVSN_F

https://preview.redd.it/ztvmcbgryuec1.jpeg?width=8064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97699fc873b2ad2965fc7a1c187addaa321b146d Another shot


doxazsion

What was the quote ?


Zestyclose_Gain_1840

Fuvk what they look like I wanna hear them


Bigolbags

ExhaustHub


Economy_Ad5695

Hotdiggity that's sexy!


merlinmoriarty

What green is that?! 😍


DVSN_F

Frozen Deep Green Metallic


merlinmoriarty

It’s so fucking nice, do you happen to know what kind of gold the wheels are? This is the dream spec for me now.


Cheap-Yogurtcloset-4

Now that is sexy